First I was all...



Then I was like...

"Surely that nonsense was a trap to force me out of my defensive stance so you could really bring out the big guns with an awe inspiring parry and finishing flourish!"

No. Either I have guns or a rapier. I can't possibly have both. Duh. Haven't you read Cure?! It's the definitive rulebook for everything ever. The laws of their tome are all-ruling and unbreakable!