Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."




Priest: "What have you done my child?"




Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."




Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"




Girl: "Because he touched my hand."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)




Girl: "Yes father."




Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."




Girl: "Then he touched my breast."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)




Girl: "Yes father."




Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."




Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)




Girl: "Yes father."




Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."




Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)




Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"




Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."




Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"




Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"