[fungyew]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2006-02-24
Written: (6849 days ago)
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Written about Saturday 2006-01-14
Written: (6890 days ago)

scientists
suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of a recent analysis,
Which revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the findings,


100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that


100% of the men gained weight,
Talked excessively without making sense,
Became overly emotional,
Couldn't drive,
Failed to think rationally,
Argued over nothing,
And refused to apologize when wrong

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Written about Saturday 2005-12-03
Written: (6933 days ago)
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Written about Saturday 2005-10-22
Written: (6975 days ago)

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Written about Sunday 2005-09-04
Written: (7022 days ago)

im running out of my drug i need more inscents but i dont know where to buy them errr i guess ill just have to go back to smoking weed dammit its just not the same

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Written about Friday 2005-08-19
Written: (7039 days ago)
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Written about Saturday 2005-07-30
Written: (7059 days ago)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope nope ........................................................................................
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i got nothing

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Written about Thursday 2005-07-28
Written: (7060 days ago)

hmmmm no ones a ho

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Written about Friday 2005-07-08
Written: (7081 days ago)

i just got back from my dads house wow thats was a fun weekend i stole $6 2movies and a game and challenged a sasquatch to fight 3 times and i lost 3 golf balls a baseball a baseball bat and a dog in the corn field

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Written about Wednesday 2005-06-15
Written: (7104 days ago)

had sex today it was nice but then the ruffies started to wear off and she was sayin somrthing about a restraing order so i pulled my tounge out of her ass and got the hell outta there

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Written about Thursday 2004-06-03
Written: (7481 days ago)

eeerrrrrrrrrrr i need money what good is playin a game without a memory card i will be exceppting kidney donations

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Written about Friday 2004-05-21
Written: (7494 days ago)

i need weapons lots of weapons

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Written about Saturday 2004-05-15
Written: (7499 days ago)

hehehe http://funnyjunk.com is funny taliban telimarketer

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Written about Monday 2004-05-10
Written: (7504 days ago)

i m plottin to rule the world
(*l*)
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