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Simple Wicca Magick #1
Plants-the Apple

 Appples are considered to be the food of the dead, and are a symbol of immortality. The branch of the the apple which bore buds, flowers, and fully ripened fruit (known as the Silver Bough) was a kind of charm that allowed its possesor to enter the land of the Gods, the Underworld; this is old Celtic lore.
 Apples can also be used in this easy love spell:
Pick a ripe apple off of the tree (thats important) and write in the skin with a knife Aleo+Deleo+Delato while saying
   "I conjuer thee, apple, by these names that are written on thee, that what woman (or man) toucheth and tasteth thee, may love me and burn in my love as fire melteth wax."
 Then give the apple to whom you will, but be warned, like most love spells and magick, borders on manipulation and will last as long as you have apples to give.

This is it for now, next time I will have more and a little more taboo!