[ Gay Marriage by: Anthony Björne ]

As all of you in North America, and I'm sure Europe know, there has been a recent upheaval about Gay Marriage. People want to pass a constitutional amendment to disallow Gay Marriage. Is it any surprise that I think homosexuals should be allowed to Marry? Well it shouldn't be, if it is.

Ever since this subject surfaced I've been arguing like there is no tomorrow, and I'm afraid that there may not be a tomorrow for homosexuals if this passes. Many of the arguments I've heard will be discussed here and I will shoot it down because if its stupidity.

Argument 1: "Our government, laws, and/or constitution was based on the bible and the bible is against homosexuality!"

Educated Reply 1: The government, constitution, and its laws were not based upon the bible. I have read the King James (red letter) version of the Holy Bible, and I surely do not recall anything about God's ideal government with snippets about Democracy, Republics, Federalism, Capitalism, etc. As for laws, not religion, pure common sense, I haven't seen a law saying you cannot cheat on your girlfriend, sleep with your neighbour’s wife, lie, be envious, enjoy sex, over eat, etc. In any case the state and church are supposed to be separate, I guess I'm the only one who remembered?

Argument 2: "If we allow gay rights/marriages, it will tarnish Americas reputation!"

Educated Reply 2: Tarnish it more than bombing children's hospitals and schools in Iraq and Kosovo? Correct me if I am wrong (and I'm not), but isn't America the land of the free? So wouldn't denying citizens of rights and freedoms based on their sexuality damage our reputation more (if that were possible)?

Argument 3: "If we allow homosexuals to get married they will spread STDs and/or AIDS more!"

Educated Reply 3: Honestly, this is one of the worst (as in dumbest) arguments I have heard. Lets take this one apart piece by piece; we'll start with just the spread of STDs and AIDS in general. Isn't casual, unprotected sex the number one cause of the spread of STDs and AIDS? That's funny, because I was under this crazy impression that when people got married they stopped having sex (especially unprotected) with other people. Ever sense the gay community was hit hard by the discovery of AIDS in the early 80's, almost all homosexuals practice safe sex; however the heterosexuals have not yet caught onto this genius idea. STDs and AIDS are spreading faster among straight teenagers and young adults than in the gay community; if you don't believe me, look up the statistics your self, I'm not an encyclopædia. So, heterosexuals are contributing to the spread of STDs and AIDS, and married couples (gay or straight) have sex with less other people. You idiot.

Argument 4: "Homosexuals are trying to brainwash our children and convert them to homosexuality!"

Educated Reply 4: This is the same crap you hear from those people who said "if their kids watch the Teletubbies they will become gay, because one of the creatures on there has an upside-down purple triangle on his head!" Honestly, I would like to see that attempted. If I had the money I would fund an experiment to see if when "straight little kids" watched a TV show or cartoon with someone who gave off "homosexual vibes", they became gay later on in life. Lets face it, there aren't homosexuals running around trying to convert children and teenagers to be gay. This is the most absurd thing I have ever heard.

Argument 5: "They choose to be homosexuals, they need someone to help them ‘with their problem'."

Educated Reply 5: I really do not want to bother with any scientific evidence; these people do not like to listen to something that isn't written in the bible or on George W. Bush's note cards (or lack there of), no matter how factual it is. I will just say that studies have show that most homosexuals have control over their homosexuality, as African-Americans have of their skin colour. And I am sure, that someone would purposely want to be a part of a group that is persecuted more than blacks and Jews, and end up tied to a cross tie on a fence and left to die (R.I.P. Mathew Shepard).

Argument 6: "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"

Educated Reply 6: This is the most annoying and stupid argument around, and I will leave you to make your own judgments about the morons that spew this kind of verbal diarrhea.

So in conclusion, Americans preach tolerance and equality, but when it comes to follow-through, they are full of shit; especially when it comes to homosexuality.

[ Open Letter to the Redist Movement by: Anthony Björne ]

My Comrades,

The successful growth of our movement in the last few weeks has prompted me to write a letter to you for the purpose of getting ideas out in the open and information flowing. Many movements have been started that made progress, but then were destroyed because of two things: they used violence or the threat of violence and they did not work as one.

The government has successfully used violence to destroy movements, such as the Black Panther Party, in the past. They can only use violence successfully if the group they are fighting is violent in public opinion. The sight of a group of black, armed, Marxist militants on the city streets frightened the white community and some in the rich black communities also. We must remember violence is only as a last resort and is to never be the first move by us.

The FBI was able to penetrate these movements by sending false letters, posing as fellow movement members, and using propaganda of the fear of violence. We cannot allow this to happen to us. The first and most important thing we must do is to abstain from violence whenever possible, and always remember that even one innocent person is one victim too many for any excuses.

Our current regime is fuelled by acts of violence, and they are successful at it, far too successful for our movement or anyone else to combat. The only way to fight against violence is with non-violence, it is hard to come up with a reason to combat non-violent people with violence; they must make their acts seem reasonable to the public.

The second most important thing, and this becomes the most important thing when non-violence is achieved, is community within the movement. When things become élitist and people start to try and become "more Redist than thou", problems arise and infighting starts. Many movements have been destroyed or brought to a halt because of such immaturity. We must get along and accept each other, and we will not always agree on every issue.

Community and Comradeship must involve being there for your fellow movement members at all times, putting your faith and trust into them also. But always remember do not let them exploit the movement or other members; when someone begins to do this, they are no longer a member of the movement, but an outside invader attempting to destroy it.

We must strive to live everyday for the Redist movement, because if we ever lose sight of what we stand for, even for a minute, it will all come crashing down. It takes the coöperation and the action of every member of the movement to accomplish revolution; we cannot allow our fellow members to sit idly by while we work. We must inspire and motivate our comrades to make change and help the movement.

I do not need to go into all of the corruption that capitalism has caused. However, we must remember these are the same people who bring drugs into the country and sell them to our brothers, sisters, cousins, friends, and children. They cause drive by shootings, gang wars, invasion of foreign lands, death, destruction, poverty, starvation, disease, and hate. The longer they remain in power, the longer we suffer and the worse things will become.

You can think of it like this, if you go a day or more without doing anything for anyone, not just the Redist movement, but you do nothing at all, you're completely useless. We don't need you and you don't need us if you are going to sit and do nothing. There is enough corruption and hollowness in the world to where at least one person can be helped a day.

Never think that something is too small to matter to the movement, many small things add up in time and become quite large. Also, it is important to never believe that a task is too large and thus shouldn't be attempted; the same goes for tasks that appear impossible. The corpoliticals want you to believe fighting them is impossible. You must never believe it is, always believe that we will win and we will.

Most importantly we must not surrender to the capitalist idea that "what other people think matters". Our movement exists because we don't care what other people think and we know what is right and what must be done.

Everything you do and say for the movement should be to improve and strengthen to the movement. Always keep unimportant opinions and meaningless what if's to yourself; they can be most annoying, they waste time, and they get us nowhere.

For the longest time I have only been able to have faith in myself, I no longer want to be the only person proving for the movement. Everyone must contribute or we will fail. Many people have told me that I shouldn't put my faith for revolution into young adults and teenagers because they're lazy, stupid, brainwashed, and unwilling to listen to anyone else. I put my faith into the majority of you because I know and you know that you aren't stupid, you're not retarded, and you know what's going on. I think with some people it comes down to the idea that "we want it now and we don't want to work for it". Well for those who say that, I'm sorry, that isn't going to happen.

We live in a society where young people are told they need to make more money than the previous generation. In the media the idea of giving something away (i.e. hand-me-downs) is considered bad and that people must always have new stuff. With wages and living costs today we all know there is no possible way to live up to such standards so our self-image decreases because we aren't Mr. Superstar.

So, we get a credit card and now we are able to live up to the impossible standards placed before us, however we are in debt and there is no sign of escape. We have become slaves to corporations because of the standard of living that we are told we must live up to in order to be happy, successful people.

You must take a step back from all that, once you do that it will enable you to see through it all and you will realise it's all lies and that you're just another slave. There is no reason to spend $300 on a jacket, $200 on shoes, and $20,000 on a car, those things all have a purpose but when they are that expensive they serve no other purpose than to control you and rob you of your money and soul.

We must realize that everything in the mass media is a lie, everything on TV and Movies, and everything in Magazines is made to brainwash you into believe that you must live up to impossible standards. But the strongest brainwashing tool is other people who are brainwashed, they will tell you that you must live up to whatever standard or you are a complete failure and will get no there in life, and that you must also please everyone else.

What it comes down to is that you know other people are idiots, you know they're brainwashed, and regardless of other the "professionals" say, it's better that a person is raised rebellious, because once you reach a certain age, it's impossible to deprogram people.

At this point you have two options. You can stay where you are in life trying to live up to impossible standards, trying to make yourself "socially acceptable", and be concerned with what other people think and go with "to care what other people think is to be controlled by them".

Or alternatively you can go with "I don't need this or approval from others. I like my hair, clothes, and myself. I like who I am." Once you've done this, you will be unstoppable, you will see it's all a lie, and you will be free.

I'll go ahead and tell you that you can try as hard as you want to live up to the impossible standards that the Media puts before you or you can simply try to be yourself and experience joy on your own terms.

Of course when you do this, some people will tell you that you are a failure or that you are going to fail in life, but ignore them, they're brainwashed. Let them try to live up to the impossible standards of the Media and the hollow models that the TV presents.

If you try to live up to those standards, you will feel nothing but emptiness and the horrors of debt. Why do you think all of these debt consolidation businesses are springing up? Because more and more Americans are going in to debt trying to be something they aren't and never will be. Once you realize that the images in the Media are lies, and that as a person you are already successful, you can be happy and you can be happy with yourself.

When you become more involved with the Redist movement and doing things the Redist way, you will find that you have more courage, more knowledge, more work ethnic, and are willing to stand up for yourself and others.

The problem that some face is that they are not sure what to do for the Redist movement, they want to do something, but they just can't figure out what it is that needs to be done. The most important thing you can do is educate yourself and familiarize yourself with you and the world around you. Everything you do must have purpose; if it doesn't it's useless.

Another important thing would be to educate people, not only in what Anarchism really is, but also about our movement. Educate people about anything you can that will improve their lives. To gain more members make flyers for KULT or the Red Party, print one copy out at home, school, or work, take it to a copy shop and pay $16 for 200 copies, you could make it small and put 4 to a sheet and that would make 800 flyers, or use a copy machine at work when the boss is gone.

Express your interest in the movement to everyone. You can do this by wearing Redist colours and not shopping at corporate stores. If you must buy something from a corporate store, cut off the brand name, if you don't know how, take some sewing lessons and learn.

Help people, and when I say help people, that means expect nothing in return and never accept anything in return. But remember, some people wont ask for your help, but will need it anyway, and may become angry when you do help them. You must let it pass and move on to your next destination.

I hope I helped answer any questions any of you may have had about the movement or about anything else in general. Our movement is important because the worst thing that the good can do is to do nothing.

Never give up and never give in: No silence, no surrender.

In Struggle,
Comrade Anthony Björne

I pledge defiance to the flag of the united snakes of captivity. And to the republic for which it stands; I dip it in kerosene and stick it up the ass of you know who. One nation under God, or else. One nation under psychopathic pentagon gangsters who's idea is idea of national security is concentration camps for those who dare to use the drugs that the CIA brings in and the government supplies them selves.

One nation under Wallstreet. One nation of sedated tabloid robots that actually believe what they see on TV, even on MTV. And when they are asked about it, they reply "Oh I don't care". One nation drowning in its own garbage. Indivisible from the fall of Rome. With liberty and justice for all who can afford it. Burn baby Burn! Old Glory, The Yankee swastika, Burn baby burn. Whenever I see you I see red. 

Before its illegal to talk about things like this, be a patriot, a good patriot, one who cares about their country more then they do about a flag and make it burn baby burn.

There are people who don't accept, who aren't obedient. They are weeded out, they're "behavior problems". The long-term effect of this is to reward and foster subordination; it begins in kindergarten and goes all the way through your professional or other career. If you challenge authority, you get in one or another kind of trouble. It's not 100 percent the case, and there are some areas of life were it's dramatically not the case, but on average and overwhelmingly in the outcomes, it holds.
--

If something comes along that you don't like, there are a few sort of four-letter words that you can use to push it out of the sphere of discussion. If you were in a bar downtown, they might have different words, but if you're an educated person what you use are complicated words like "conspiracy theory" or "Marxist." It's a way of pushing unpleasant questions off the agenda so that we can continue in our own happy ideology.

--Noam Chomsky

You know.. I really do hate that saying.. "Everyone has their blonde moments".. it's nothing more but a big ass lie.. since when does hair color have anything to do with your intelligence? it's more like "whoever says that is an idiot".. A blonde can be as smart as anyone else in this world..

hmm.. what really pisses me off other than people who write Anarchy all over the place think they're anarchy only because they do that is people who write "666" all over the fucking place, that doesn't mean shit, that doesn't make you anything, it just makes you a dumbass writing that bull shit all over the fucking place think that it makes you evil, anti-christ, satanist or some bull shit like that.. well guess what kids? it doesn't so stop doing that fucking shit. please. And the same thing goes with drawing pentagrams and bull shit like that all over the fucking place. (i'm really agravated about that so sorry for the excessive cursing)

Patient Zero Anthony: Red Party is about taking a hold of the situation and getting shit done, we will never reach Anarcho-Communism if we sit around doing jack shit, preaching to the fucking choir and jacking off to internet porn. We need something better.
Patient Zero Anthony: "Oh, well the working class has to achieve anarchism peacefully"
Patient Zero Anthony: What, you think the Corpoliticals are just going to say "Okay, we give up, do what you what"?
Patient Zero Anthony: Are you that fucking stupid? I guess so because that seems to be the common believe
Patient Zero Anthony: I see the darkness around the corner, and we need to make it to the dawn of revolution, if we don't, we're fucked as a human race. You think things are fascist now? See you in 5 years as things only get worse.
Patient Zero Anthony: The swastika is gone, now we have the Dollar and Euro, there are organizations right now working on a world currency, and the US is all for it, and if you think the US isn't the base of operations for almost all capitalist corruption, shit bother, you've got shit to learn.
Patient Zero Anthony: One thing i respect the Bolsheviks for is they knew how to get shit done, how much have the left parties in the US gotten done? Say it with me, NOT A FUCKING THING!
Patient Zero Anthony: Why? Because we spend too much fucking time doing nothing and sitting around whining, watching TV, sitting on the web, preaching to the fucking choir. All Anarchists, Communists, Socialists, and Marxist-Leninist know its fucked, so why are we telling them!? I TRY TO TELL EVERYONE ELSE! Why do you think the things i write at redparty.org are directed towards everyone else and not ourselves? Becuase thats where the main problem is, not to fucking mention the fact that, oh yeah Leftists are a bunch of fucking babies that can't get along so we have like 43432 Left organizations that refuse to help each other because they're too stuck up about how they want to "achieve socialism after revolution" and all this shit. Why don't we worry about that AFTER THE REVOLUTION!? Fuck, thats what the Red Party is for man.
Patient Zero Anthony: We have to organize into one fucking unit, all of us, forget our tiny fucking differences and make change, if we don't, we're Bitched.
Patient Zero Anthony: Shit like this, gets on my fucking nerves
Patient Zero Anthony: I need to write something about this and post it to all the shit i post my writings to
Patient Zero Anthony: I freak you out?

Well Fuck.....School......



    Fuck That Math System



  Back in elementary school, you probably heard a zillion jokes with the punch line: "Uranus!" But seriously, how much do you really know about your anus? Learning about this key piece of anatomy may seem like a laughing matter — but it's an important part of sexual health for many women and men.

Why the Propaganda Machine is so Successful

You have to work, that’s why the propaganda system is so successful. Very few people are going to have the time, the energy, or the commitment, to carryout the constant battle to get outside of the mainstream media. The easiest thing to do is come turn on the TV, or read a few headlands in the paper, or watch some sports. That’s basically how the indoctrination works, to find real information you have to work.

The modern industrial civilization has developed within a certain system of convenient myths. The driving force of modern industrial civilization has been individual material gain, which is accepted as legitimate or even praiseworthy, on the grounds that private vices yield public benefits. Its long been understood (very well), that a society that’s based on this principle will destroy it self in time. It can only persist with whatever suffering or injustice it entails as long as its possible to pretend that the destructive forces humans create are limited, that the world is an infinite resource, and that the world is an infinite garbage can.

At this stage of history, either one of two things is possible, either the general population will take control of its own destiny and will concern it self with community interests guided by values of solidarity, sympathy, and concern for others, or alternatively there will be no destiny for anyone to control.

As long some specialized class is in a position of authority it is going to set policy in the special interests that it serves, but the conditions of survival and justice require rational social planning, in the interest of the community as a whole, and by now that means the global community.

The question is whether the privileged élites dominate mass communication and should use this power as they tell us they must. Namely to impose necessary illusions, to manipulate and deceive the stupid majority, and remove them from the public arena.

The question in grief is whether democracy and freedom are values to be preserved or threats to be avoided. In this possibly terminal phase of human existence, democracy and freedom are more than values to be treasured; they may very well be essential for survival.

Alright, more people that are really fucking pissing me off. Now, for all you people who actually pay attention to the news, there's a bunch of fat bastards who wanted to sue the... McDoogles, you know... the people with the burgers and the stuff like that? Why? Because they were too fat. Far be it from them to admit to themselves, "hey, you know what? I should have stopped after eating 15 burgers." Nope! The fact that they have a fat ass is not their fault, it's McDoogles fault - or whatever fast food restaurant they decided to sue. My problem is, somebody actually considered taking on this case! These fucking lawyers who are like "yeah, you know what? We can sue this restaurant because you're a fat fuck." What are you saying when you're... when you're in front of the judge? "Yes, your honor, I'm a fat bastard and it's all because of this fast food chain." Give me a fucking break. Someone should just stab you in the eyes with a fucking really hot french fry, you fat bastard. Hope you choke on your own fat. Fatty!

Okay, now getting off the topic of fat asses, let's talk about these fucking cell phone mother-fuckers. Dude, put the phone away. You're a fucking self-important little fucking bastard. Nobody is really calling you. It's like, you're walking around, pressing a little button that makes that fake ringing sound. Give me a fucking break! You just want people to think that people are calling you. Nobody is calling you, you're a loser, and you're paying like $70 a month for no reason. Why, what do you need a cell phone for, so... so your mother can call you to pick up groceries on the way home from work? Give me a fucking break, okay? Grow up. If I have to hear another fucking cell phone go off when I'm eating at a diner, or I'm at a movie, I'm gonna fucking rip somebody's head off.

And speaking of diners, is it just me, or are the rest of you really fucking sick of these children with the high-pitched frequency of whining and yelling that just fucking drills itself right into your brain? I, for one, really want the mothers or fathers to just start beating the shit out of these kids until they're fucking silent or go into a coma. I'm so sick trying to eat a burger or something and having this whining kid complaining that he doesn't have ice cream. You know what, he wants ice cream? You lock him in the freezer, keep him there for about six hours, I'm sure he'll have his fill of ice cream. So... he's a little frostbitten and loses a toe or two. Fuck him, fuck the parents, get these whiny fucking bastards out of my diner. Let me eat in peace, you fat bastards.

Now let's talk English language. What I'm speaking here right now is English. I'm tired of fucking picking up a cup of coffee, and having about fifteen different languages telling me that it's hot. Ooh... Caution Muy Caliente, Vorsch Heist! Give me a fucking break! Can't you just put a picture? Look... look. Here's what I did. I came up with a little picture, you see, you put this picture on the side of a cup, a little guy holding a cup of coffee, and he's on fire (). That gets the message across. I'm tired of different languages. If you're in France, speak French. When you're in America, you speak English, okay? When my grandpa came to this country, you know what? He had to learn English. You know what you should do? Learn fucking English! I'm so sick of having to whip out an Idiot-to-English dictionary to figure out what the fuck you're trying to say. Just speak plain English, okay? Let me ‘splain to you something, okay? [in a Span-glish accent Spanish/English] Nobody likes to hear the English language get slaughtered? So fucking stop it, okay? Don't make me ask you for your green card. Now that I have alienated all the non-English-speaking people, see now, here's my thing: if they don't speak English and they don't understand the language, would they get offended that I'm telling them that they have to learn English? Huh? Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ohhh! Twisting the brain... ooh!

So in closing, learn how to speak English, you fat bastards, and get off the fucking cell phone. Por Favor. Fucking jackasses.

HOW ABOUT THIS....
STOP WITH THE FUCKING REALITY SHOWS. I AM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT WITH THE
FUCKING FAKE-ASS MARRIAGES FOR MONEY, THE MUNCHKIN BACHELOR SHIT, AND ANYTHING
THAT HAS TO DO WITH GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WILL DEGRADE THEMSELVES FOR CASH.

AND THAT SIMPLETON LIFE WITH FRENCH HILTON AND THAT OTHER ILLIGITIMATE WHORE. HOW COME THESE DUMB BITCHES DIDN'T GET TRAMPLED BY FUCKIN' CATTLE ON THAT FARM. I'M SO SICK OF SOME PSUEDO-ATTRACTIVE BIMBO SELLING HER SOUL BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKIN' STUPID. YOU WANT REALITY? HOW ABOUT A REALITY SHOW WHERE YOU OIL UP THAT
HILTON BITCH AND THROW HER NAKED INTO AN ALL MALE JAIL FILLED WITH SERIAL KILLERS
AND SADISTS. GIVE THEM A BUNCH OF 12 INCH SHARP OBJECTS AND LET EM LOOSE ON HER
ASS.

YEAH, WELCOME TO REALITY!
AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "YOU'RE SO CRUEL" BULLSHIT. NOT ONLY WOULD YOU HAVE A REALITY SHOW THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH, BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A GREAT START FOR A SERIES ON AN ALL NEW NETWORK CALLED THE "SNUFF" CHANNEL. THE WHOLE CHANNEL WOULD BE DEDICATED TO THE ELIMINATION OF A FUCKIN' MORON, EVERY HALF HOUR! I WOULD BE PERSONALLY INVOLVED IN EVERY SHOW AND WOULD WORK OVERTIME TO ENSURE THAT 48 IDIOTS WERE REMOVED FROM SOCIETY EVERY DAY.

SEE, I HAVE IDEAS, AND THIS FUCKING FEARIE FACTOR SHIT. OH, WOOPDEE-DOO...EAT A BUNCH OF LIQUIFIED RATS AND WE'LL GIVE YOU 3,000 DOLLARS. I'M SO SICK OF THESE SHOWS THAT TRY TO INDUCE FEAR. YOU WANT TO SEE FEAR, HOW ABOUT I SIT YOUR FUCKIN' CONTESTANTS DOWN IN A SMALL ROOM, CHAIN EM DOWN NAKED INTO METAL CHAIRS THAT ARE WIRED TO A HEATING SYSTEM. WHAT YOU DO, IS THEN YOU TURN UP THE HEAT SLOWLY OVER A 32 HOUR PERIOD, SLOWLY INCREASING THE AMMOUNT OF HEAT CONDUCTED THROUGH THE METAL CHAIRS UNTIL IT'S AS HOT AS A BRANDING IRON. AND ONCE THEY'VE PASSED OUT DUE TO THE EXTREME PAIN BROUGHT ABOUT BY A 32 HOUR BURNING FLESH FEST, HANG EM ON A WALL BY THEIR ARMS, IN A ROOM WHERE THE ONLY VISABLE THING IS A SIGN THAT SAYS "YOU HAVE THIS MUCH TIME LEFT TO LIVE" WITH A COUNTDOWN UNDERNEATH, STARTING AT
24 HOURS AND COUNTING DOWN BY THE SECOND.

SO NOW THEY GOTTA HANG THEIR, JUST WATCHING THE CLOCK...WONDERING WHAT'SGOING TO HAPPEN... HOW ARE THEY GONNA DIE....WILL IT BE WORSE THAN THE HEATING CHAIR....WHO KNOWS..... ONCE THE CLOCK GETS DOWN TO THE FINAL SECOND YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND YELL "SURPRISE".... AND IF THEY DON'T DIE OF A HEART ATTACK, YOU HIT EM IN THE FACE WITH A LARGE PIE. ....SIT BACK, ALL LAUGH, PRETEND IT'S ALL A JOKE.....LULL THEM INTO A FALSE SENCE OF SECURITY BY SAYING, "YOU'VE WON 10 MILLION DOLLARS", ...THEN TAKE OUT THE RAZORS AND SALT. YOU PUT ONE CUT ON THEIR BODY, 2 INCHES LONG, EVERY 15 MINUTES, AND THEN HIRE SOME TOOTHLESS BUM TO SLOWLY TEAR OPEN THE WOUNDS WITH HIS FILTHY
FINGERNAILS WHILE POURING SALT IN THE CUTS AT THE SAME TIME!

I COULD GO ON, BUT I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH REALITY FOR SOME OF YOU.
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT "HOW SICK AND TWISTED" THE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS ARE IN THIS LECTURE...YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOO BAD....IF TELEVISION HAD SOME DECENT SHOWS TO OCCUPY AND ENTERTAIN MY MIND, I WOULDN'T HAVE SUCH DEMENTED THOUGHTS SO IT'S YOUR FAULT....WELCOME TO REALITY TV ASSHOLES!

There are certain types of people in this world that just piss me off to no end. The type of people who come up to you and ask you for advice, and then when you give them advice they don't take the advice. They just come back to you a week later and they're like (altered tone of voice) “I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong”

You wanna know why everything turned out so wrong? Because you didn't take my advice and you're fucking stupid. That's what went wrong, you didn't listen to me. I know all.

The other type of person are those insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what! It's pathetic, it's weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever. Get over the girlfriend, get over the boyfriend or whatever the fuck your yearning for and live fucking life.

People who stalk their ex-girlfriend particularly piss me off, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know... geez... do you know how many video games are out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself (in a joking tone). Get yourself out of society, nobody wants to deal with a stalker.

Other types of people that I hate; people who ruin your favorite diner, you know the type of person that you’re usually friends with until they go to the diner and start dating a waitress there and then have some kind of wierd rocky relationship and everytime you go to the diner here-after there’s that weird vibe in the air.
People like this, really need food poisoning, I am so sick of these fucking bastards ruining my favorite spots.

Another type of person I particularly hate are those fucking slime-balls with the slick black hair, that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on friday, saturday, sunday night, to see if they can pick up chicks. And all they do is walk around with these fucking stupid velvety shirts with their dumb-ass fat hairy chests exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the face on the earth. You know what!, you're a middle aged loser, nobody wants to see your hairy chest. Either; throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose, please!. Nobody wants to hear this bullshit anymore, time for some revaluation of ones life.

I also dislike people who all they do is talk about their problems with their insignificant other... you know what I don't care about your fucking relationship problems, you can just shove them up your ass for all I care! Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn't like you or how your boyfriend is ignoring you... Nobody cares! It only pertains to your own little world, which in the grand scheme of things is minute and pathetic and nobody ever really ever wants to hear it. Shut your mouth, choke on your food, and die!

You ever have a good friend and then you go out some place and they always have to bring their fucking girlfriend; and their girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just want to kill... I mean really kill, like jump up and down and kill. And then chop up their body into 15 different parts and flush various parts down the toilet and bury the others and others get thrown in the sewer.

You know the type of person whose parents should have had an abortion before they even walked the earth. You know that kind of crap, these type of fucking pieces of crap really just need to be killed with some piano wire around the throat. I can’t take it anymore.

I also can’t stand people who stay at home and listen to “every rose has it’s thorn” like it’s the world’s most depressing song.

1. The song sucks
2. You’re fucking pathetic for listening to it

Take the CD out crack it in half and then slit your wrist with the broken pieces. It’s over!, they’re done, you’re done, kill yourself.

And in closing, you know it’s shit like this that pisses me off it’s just these types of people that have no “inner soul” no nothing, they just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what’s going on around them. They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off the face of this earth, they have no substance, they have no control over themselves...

And they really need to be put to sleep...
permanently.

Thank you for listening

Some retards have been flooding the email system with their stupid fucking spam about cheap ink. So I went to their site and filled out a feedback form. I suggest you do the same. Their web site is 00inkjets.com. Here is the response I put:

email: spam@spam.com
Dear Morons,
Thank you for contributing to society by flooding email systems with your useless crap. Please, go fuck yourselves. If you want me to buy your ink, give me a blow job first, then maybe I'll think about it.

Stop spamming, or we'll spam you.

Happiness is like peeing your pants..everyone can see it..but only you can feel the warmth...

Remember: never take shit from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots.

Step to the Wu, Wu-Tang Financial.
Wu-Tang Financial - One Way or Another, you gettin' paid.

Ladies, if you're looking for the ideal man, I figure it unlikely that he will be in a Bar or Club. The ideal man doesn't drink or hang out in dumbass clubs. Thats something men looking for someone to cheat on, or someone to beat at night while the kids are asleep after he just smoked a fat bag of crack.