I LOVE..........RICKY!
ARSEHOLE!
ARSEHOLE!
Our soldiers went to war.
TO PISS
TO PISS
Two pistols in their hands.
TO FIGHT FOR THE OLD CUNT
FIGHT FOR THE OLD CUNT
Fight for the old country
Mmmmmm Hummmm Deeeee Dummmmmmm Lummmmm Pummmm! boring
Hmmm..........
Cube-Gackt (Japanese/Engli
hitomi o tojite sora o miage hadashi no mama de odoritsuzuketa
kaze ni motare...
yubisaki ga fureru ude o tsuranuku ya ga michi o sashishimesu
Close your eyes, look up at the sky, and keep dancing barefoot
Against the wind...
The arrow that pierces my arm with trembling fingertips shows the way
maaka na tsuki ga hada o tokashi shinjitsu no boku o sarakedasou to suru
subete no tsumi o aganau tame ni "karada o moyashite aru ga mama no sugata ni nare" to
The crimson moon melts my skin just as I'm about to reveal my true self
In order to atone for all of my sins, I say, "Burn this body and reveal the true form"
giniro no kigi ga douiro no boku no karada o shinshoku shite
itami nado nai hazu no kokoro ga yorokobi o kanjiteru
The silver trees violate my bronze body
My heart that must suffer no pain feels joy
boku no sugata ga miemasu ka?
kono tozasareta sekai nara
anata ni mo kono koe ga todoiteiru hazu
Can you see my figure?
If it's this closed off world
My voice should even reach you
boku no kokoro ga miemasu ka?
mou nido to hanasanai kara
karappo no kono hako ni modoshite...
Can you see my heart?
Because I won't let go again
I'll return to my empty shell... (3)
fusagareta kumo no sukima kara boku no kioku o kirihanashite
wakare mo sumaseta hazu no karada ga kanashimi ni naiteiru
From a gap between stopped up clouds, my memory is severed
My body that must also be cleanly parted laments in grief
boku no kakera ga miemasu ka?
kono tozasareta sekai demo
anata e no inori nara todoiteiru hazu
Can you see my broken fragments?
Even in this closed off world
If it's a prayer for you, it should reach you
namida no ato wa kiemasu ka?
mou nido to modorenai nara
konagona ni kono kioku o kowashitekudas
Can the tear stains disappear?
If I can't go back again
Please break my memory into pieces
boku no sugata ga miemasu ka?
kono tozasareta sekai nara
anata ni mo kono koe ga todoiteiru hazu
Can you see my figure?
If it's this closed off world
My voice should even reach you
boku no kokoro ga miemasu ka?
mou nido to hanasanai kara
karappo no kono hako ni modoshite...
Can you see my heart?
Because I won't let go again
I'll return to my empty shell...
These are only for a laugh don't start screwing at me ..
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits gave sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gaveme an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
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Dirty Johnny was in the classroom, and the teacher drew a huge penis on the blackboard. She says," Can anyone tell me what this is?" Dirty Johnny stands up and says, "Yup. I know what it is. It's a penis. And you know how I know? My old man's got two of 'em." The teacher says," two of them? Are you sure, Johnny?" Johnny says," Of course I'm sure. The little one he uses to pee, and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth."
One day little Johnny was sitting in class and all of a sudden he had to go to the bathroom, so he askes his teacher if he can be excused, and she lets him. When he gets there and hes getting ready to wipe, but relizes there is no more toilet paper left so he had to use his hand. When he got back to the the teacher asked, "Little Johnny, whats in your hand?" Little Johnny replies, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." This angered the teacher and she sent him to the principal's office. The principal asked "Little Johnny what's in your hand?" again Little Johnny replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." this also angered the principal, so the principal called Little Johnny's mother. When his mother got there she asked him,"Little Johnny what's in your hand?" once agin he replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." this angered his mother so she took him home and she told him, "When your dad gets home your gunna have to tell him what's in your hand!" Later his father came home and asked, "Little Johnny what's in your hand?" once more he replied, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." " LITTLE JOHNNY OPEN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW!!!" so Little Johnny slowley opened his hand and said, "Look Dad you scared the shit out of him."
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An American, Russian, and a Mexican are practicing there shooting skills in a field. The Russian says "Bah! theres too much vodka in my country!" and he asks the Mexican what he thinks there is to much of in his country. The Mexican says "Tee Hee Im gay, but anyway, theres too much tequila in my country. i like men.we need more men. oh ya." the russian and american look at each other and shoot the mexican to death. the russian says "well we got rid of that gay spic!" the american shoots him and says "well theres too many russians in my country, thanks for asking."
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once there were 2 gay men, one day one of the gay men noticed the hair on his head was falling out, so he went to the doctor and he sed , "just rub vasaline on your head for a week." so he went back to his husband and sed "the doctor sed if i rub vasaline on my head, my hair will grow!" then the other gay man sed " i dont believe that, cuz if thats true, you'll have a ponytail coming outta your asshole!"
There waz a guy that had a bad stomach ache, so he went to his doctor to get a prescription. The doctor gave him a pill n told him to shove it up his ass every 6 hours, n the doctor waz gonna shove one up his ass now to show him how to do it. Wellz, the doctor put his hands on the mans shoulders n shoved the pill up his ass. the next 6 hours came n he waz having trouble shoving it up his ass like the doctor showed him, so he asked his wifey to do it foe him. she put one hand on his should n shoved the pill up his ass. then all of a sudden, he shouts out, "DAMN!" the wifey is worried n asks him if she had hurt him. he says in reply, "NO it didn't hurt, but i juss noticed that the doctor had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"
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A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims, " I want to join your club."
The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, " Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bikes parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies,"Yep..
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples once."
These are copywritten don't steal 'em or I'll fucking get you u homo hobbitt!
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Evanescence Haunted lyrics
long lost words whisper slowly-to me
still cant find what keeps me here
when all this time i've been so hollow indside
i know your still there
watching me wanting me
i can feel you pull me down
fearing you loving you
i wont let you pull me down
haunting you i can smell you-alive
your heart pounding in my head
watching me wanting me
i can feel you pull me down
saving me raping me
watching me
watching me wanting me
i can feel you pull me down
fearing you loving you
i wont let you pull me down
Metallica Enter Sandman lyrics
Say your prays little one
Dont forget my son
To include everyone
I tucked you in
warm within
Keep you free from sin
Til'the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit:light
Enter:night
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
Something wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they arent of snow white
Dreams of war
Dreams of liars
Dreams of dragons fire
And the things that will bite me
Sleep with one eye open
Grippin your pillow tight
Exit:light
Enter:night
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
Now i lay thy down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If i die before i wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little baby dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the beast under your bed
In your closet in your head
Exit:light
Enter: night
Grain of sand
Exit:light
Enter: Night
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
Machine Head Kick You When You're Down lyrics
Love for my love, hate for my hate
Strength for my strength, pain for my pain
Pride for my pride, match it inside
Trust that I find in you
But it's hard and it's brutal, it's nasty and rude and
It's dirty and mean when they treat you like yesterday's
News
They want to keep us all down town, frowned, underground
But no one is keeping me down
Fuck no
I'll keep my head high
Cause they will always kick you when you're down
Life for my life, soul fore my soul
Truth for my truth and heart for my heart
Drive for my drive, match it inside
Fight for this fight and don't you ever never
Give up, give up - you gotta play like a master of chess
It's a long road and it's mental endurance stress test
Sometimes you fight and you win, sometimes you fight and
You lose
It's the fighter in you
Not to lose
So keep you head high
Cause they will always kick you when you're down
You have to trust in yourself
You must believe in yourself
You have to follow your heart
You overcome, improve, endure
Love for my love, hate for my hate
Strength for my strength, pain for my pain
Pride for my pride, match it inside
Keep up your drive and fight to fight
Because some shit ain't right
Don't lose our sight
Get our heads right
Shine our star too bright
Nothing in life is for sure
It's just a gamble
So play it for all that it's worth
And don't forger to keep our heads high
Cause they will always kick you when you're down
They will always kick you when you're down
And don't you let their kicking get you down
You have to trust in yourself
You must believe in yourself
You have to follow your heart
You overcome, improve, endure