I NEVER
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
() I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
() I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
() I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
() I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
() I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
() I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
() I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
() I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
() I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
() I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
() I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
() I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(x) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(x)I NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(x) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
() I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(x) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
() I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
() I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

swine flu is NOT that bad.

seriously.
just wash your damn hands, make sure you keep yourself clean.
and as you usually would, least i hope so, avoid getting coughed and sneezed on.
who likes that anyway?

"Like seasonal flu, swine flu in humans can vary in severity from mild to severe. Between 2005 until January 2009, 12 human cases of swine flu were detected in the U.S. with no deaths occurring. However, swine flu infection can be serious. In September 1988, a previously healthy 32-year-old pregnant woman in Wisconsin was hospitalized for pneumonia after being infected with swine flu and died 8 days later. A swine flu outbreak in Fort Dix, New Jersey occurred in 1976 that caused more than 200 cases with serious illness in several people and one death."
source: http:​/​/​www.​cdc.​gov/​swineflu/​swineflu_​you.​htm

umm.. DUH.
mmk.
just make sure you stay healthy like you normally do every day, just like you did before this hype.
the media just LOVES mass hysteria. don't buy into it.
cuz stress will give you major hypochondria.​.​.​(​where you get the symptoms of being sick, but you really aren't.)

[x-posted @ myspace.]