You know what? Life sucks. Therefore, the only thing there is to do to remedy this fact is:

read pithy bumber stickers such as:

-I believe in faeries, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

and

-Drugs are for those who can't handle life; Life is for those who can't handle roleplaying.

and

-Do I look like a friggin PEOPLE PERSON?

please keep this last saying in mind when you speak at me.