[sweaty cheese]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2005-10-27
Written: (6945 days ago)

Why I like fat girlies
I didnt always prefer the beautiful larger chick, no infact at one point in my life I like normal size females. BUT thats was all changed....I had a really badly and tromatizing experince with a super boney chick, and I mean a walking skeleton, not the good type either. This chick was so tiny that she weight about 73pound was 5,4 and could fit inside of my onld toolbox (which was about 2ftx6in and only 7inches tall!)So yeah she was the deffintion of little... oh the worst part, she ate more than my brother who has a seprate dinner made for him, and lunch, and breakfast and 3 between meal snacks. Well getting with a chick that little is like doing a paper covered rock. OUCH! ever since her ever little chick I see makes me want to cry from the memory of that terrible terrible pain... oh and she was a bitch too.... so go large women! trust me guys like something to hold on to!
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Written about Wednesday 2005-10-26
Written: (6946 days ago)

A funny thing happened today, infact its wasnt really funny at all. See I decided I was a little thisty if ya catch me drift, and durring my quest to quench my specail thirst I found my farovite gun, cindy *a rusty colored riffle with a big butt* so I carried her with me whioe I headed to my liquor cabbnit, then once my desired level of buzz was achived I had the brillant idea of cleaning Cindy, which I did. *here comes the humor* I wash cleaning my gun in the living room (which just happens to be located under the bathroom on the second floor) since I couldnt really see where the trigger was (due to my thirst) I pulled what I saw as the third trigger, which made Cindy fire through my farovite shir, up through the celling and into Rick's foot, who was not happy to have his dump intrupted. Needless to say since I shoot Rick in the foot I didnt have to run from him and his new found rage...good aim I say, good aim

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