You must call me reverend....im the magus of the order of satanic youth just go there...mostly and invitation to [de Morte] and [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] SO you two go there!
I asked 63 people today to give me one religion, just the first one that popped to their head. 4 of them said either:
-Wicca/ witchcraft
-Paganism
Or
-Buddism
59 of them said either christianity, Judaism, or Islam. Or some stupid christian sect like protestant or mormon.
Oh and one of them changed their answer to Cabalism after they said Judaism.
That proves that christians rule the world...
Also in any book store, check the religion section. Either all the books, or a majority of them are about christianity. This world is pathetically ruled by Jesus and his imaginary friend
[Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] hates me...i keep stealing all the girls that talk to him and they talk to me instead...i think its all the wikis i have...tell me, do chicks dig the wikis?
Well some people have crap up in their houses about rules of messaging. So me being so awesome i will put some up:
Rule #1
I dont care how you message me. Just do it
Hope that clears everthing up with people who want to message me ^^
Also i think i will make a new wiki...called We like "hi" messages just for people who love getting the random Hi message once in awhile.
Well now this diary has become a log to report my day to...soooo on we go!!! (ive never had a diary so this will be cool)
WELL today, [Wulf Skjaldr] and me discussed going on a longboat like vikings across the ocean and building a viking city and living there. Sounds awesome, and i really hope this isnt something we just talk about and dont do...cause i wanna do that. He also ate a 4 year old muffin, and oogled over [de Morte]'s tits.
[Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] lost his implanted boob that we spent $12 on. Umm i joined the day after the apocolypse (god i swear with how often people mispell apocalypse...)...two of my slaves left without saying goodbye...sham
Umm i didnt get to watch porn today so im a little cranky...and thats about it. for today....it also snowed...alot.
crap 0.o my net died just as i posted this...good thing i copied it...or i wouldnt have re written it, that would have pissed me off!
Days like this i regret knowing so much about religion! Everybody lately seems to want me to describe or argue it with them, sometimes i just want to say "i dont know". Ive argued with 4 christians today, and ive had to describe or talk about satanism all week...all day at school thats the only topic, and all day on ET thats the topic. 0.o i need a break from it...it used to make me so happy talking about it at first but it really starts to pile up, repeating the same shit over and over again. When i become a reverend in the church of satan i wonder how bad its gonna get 0.o oh fuck...
im at the wiki making again...go here and tell me how awesome i am ^^ what is lord nazarath?
Neshojga znukusr e huena iskna us isrnult. E Gesryeri U jehi yq...donih...
XD go to www.happytreef
poor lumpy though
Just imagine, what would happen if a perfectly straight Bishi got locked into a yaoi con. ...an all male yaoi con. Seems like the bishi wouldnt be able to walk after that 0.o
Once again my wit of writing a religious document has produced another masterpiece XD well maybe not masterpeice but hell, i like it! go here a note on satanic ritual
This days diary goes out to [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]:
For the longest time my teeth have been hurting (in the back) when i eat sweet stuff. I just got back from the dentists and i found out its my wisdom teeth growing in...getting them removed in a few years.
God i had a weird night!
It was good up until 12 or so...but i came home and tried to log in to ET and it didnt work! I tried my pass all night, and all my old ones. But no such luck!
I couldnt sleep really, well i did but i kept thinking about what would happen if i lost my ET then i realized i am such an elftown whore.
Anyways, first try this morning with my pass it worked! I honestly dont get what happened! i think [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] changed it and put it back because hes a dick and doesnt answer his phone!!!!!!! and he knows my password...>> *glares at him*
AS a follow up i have invented the order of the ersatz christians just check it out. also go here rules of the ersatz christian funny stuff.
Well i finally got around to posting my beliefs on a wiki, for no apperant reason. I would like it if those intreseted (this is mostly meant toward [de Morte] and [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata], and or [Erishkigal]) Might clear somethings up, but enough rambling on go here as your master commands it of you!
if we all listened to god...
hopefully i will add a few pages on to it for various reasons.
4:24 pm...just minutes until i leave for the almighty cradle of filth concert...i will now spare you my screams of excitement by doing the < huge > thing and just shout loudly and jump up and down until my nonexistant tits sag in real life ^^
HOLY FUCK!!! this is the most demented thing i have ever heard!!!! go here as your benevolent overlord commands it of you!
http://youtube