Yet another sick day and Ive spent a few hours playing Pokemon Diamond...God im such a dork XD So what the games for Pokemon kick ass, even though the series and concept are really childish and stupid :P the games are still fun as hell and offer hours of entertainment, Damn you wes and Jason for playing it around me and getting me hooked ...again...

But anyways, Ive noticed there are many people in this world who see fit to write down 3 page long essays explaining how pokemon influences satanism....._. Im a little insulted here. Its understandable to bitch about satanism when your a christian, but bitching about pokemon?!
How does Pikachu=Evil?!
Fucking dumbasses
I swear people have their christian asses so tightened im surprised they can walk anymore.
I also read that the PokeRap song at the end of old pokemon episodes says "I love satan" over and over again when played backwards...Well I listened to it backwards...alot. And I didnt hear anything about satan.
More conspiracy theories from the christians who depend on God to hold their hand when they use the bathroom...

So the Christians say "Pokemon is evil"
I say

DONT YOU BELIVE IT!

Ive come to 2 realizations today...

Realization #1
Abe lincoln was the first president to have a beard...he was also the only one to have a beard and no mustache...

Realization #2
As many of you know I am a real comic nerd, especially super heroes (spider man and batman are my favorites). But I realized that in almost every super hero movie, or series, the super hero saves a baby from a burning building....ok think about it. Most of the time the mom is outside the building screaming "MY BABY, MY BABY!"
Well how often do moms leave infants inside a burning buiding and run out themselves?! I swear If I was ever a super hero saving a baby from a burning building, I would just throw the mom in...then save the baby.


God I notice the weirdest stuff.

Ah crap today sucks...throwing up...sick...and I lost my old contacts this morning..now I only have one pair left vv. And today we had an assembly at school making all the classes 30 mins long. I bet that tommorrow I will be better...goddamn random 24 hour stomach flu!

Friends, romans, countrymen go to my new pic site and worship me! orgasming to nazarath

Battle of the Gods!

Go and vote

vagina flavored squeezy cheese

I got bored in third period:

Underworld Goddess

Lo and behold,
I speak a story
Of my moon shining bright
As the star of morning
On Adamantine wrought gates
She makes berth
and carnal pleasures of time
shall merit her worth
and all sins I treasure
for goddess love pleasure
met in midwinter
With eyes of styx
Shining bright, aroused and lit

its about [Erishkigal]

I made this!

the strangest anti-god rant ever!

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

Beholding the might
In its dawn of grace
In its beauty and light
In its pride and glory
Rushing torrent - time and space
Elder lords - crack the soil
Gone or dead - you've never been
Kingdom come - hear the roar
Climbing down
To rule the earth

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

Upon high places
With their heads up high
With their lives at stake
With their blades at hand
Triumph come - beyond the gate
Giants rise - from the pits
Worlds collide - chaos reign
Dawn of gold - age of gods
Climbing down
To rule the earth

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

Lightning strikes - wake up now
He the fourth - hate the weak
Summon all - make the signs
Legions march -earth to void
Climbing down
To rule the earth

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

For the strangest reason, a reason no mortal could comprehend...i downloaded Arabian nights, the song on aladdin...that the short salesman sings...and im listening to it...once again no mortal could comprehend the reason why I did that/ am doing it.

Fuck im confusing...even to me. My mind is R'Lyeh.

The strangest but coolest thing happened today. You know when you say a word and it affects people. Like its a bad word, words that stir up emotion rather than common words like tree, food, etc. These weird words are like rape, fuck, murder etc these make people think, it changes how they are currently thinking because its a bad word or it has a bad meaning. Well most people words like satan or devil worship, or even witchcraft scare people like that. Today I heard some one say "God bless you" and my mind treated it as a negative phrase. I think this means im not think of christianity not as just a bad religion, but its a bad thing for society. ^^ im proud of myself...now im gonna go and eat spam and cheetos ^^ yum spam...

I have 67 penises, they all are detachable. Only one fits on at a time, so I have 67 extra penises....its like a new thing to do every morning, I have to pick which penis I want to wear that day. Since I have 67 penises, and you have one, or possibly none, that means I pwn all of you. XD

-Do one legged ducks swim in circles?


-How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?


- If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?


-If God sneezes...what should you say?


-If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?


-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?


-If the cops arrest a monk who has taken a vow of silence, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?


-If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?


-If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?


-If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?


-What color is a chameleon on a mirror?


-When people lose weight, where does it go?




Feel free to try to answer any of these.



hmmmm

1. Only when they feel like it.

2. They cover the signs in deer pheromones...maybe

3. Only if its convinient

4. Nothing

5. Really weird.

6. Im a ninja

7. The answer is some strange combination of yes and no, but its not maybe.

8. They do, they call you in your mind, and make you call them.

9. Im a ninja.

10. Yes

11. chameleon on a mirror colored.

12. Depends on how you loose the weight...sometimes you really dont want to know where it goes 0.o EWWW!!! >< 

You must call me reverend....im the magus of the order of satanic youth just go there...mostly and invitation to [de Morte] and [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] SO you two go there!

I asked 63 people today to give me one religion, just the first one that popped to their head. 4 of them said either:
-Wicca/ witchcraft
-Paganism
Or
-Buddism

59 of them said either christianity, Judaism, or Islam. Or some stupid christian sect like protestant or mormon.

Oh and one of them changed their answer to Cabalism after they said Judaism.

That proves that christians rule the world...

Also in any book store, check the religion section. Either all the books, or a majority of them are about christianity. This world is pathetically ruled by Jesus and his imaginary friend

[Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] hates me...i keep stealing all the girls that talk to him and they talk to me instead...i think its all the wikis i have...tell me, do chicks dig the wikis?

Well some people have crap up in their houses about rules of messaging. So me being so awesome i will put some up:

Rule #1
 I dont care how you message me. Just do it

Hope that clears everthing up with people who want to message me ^^

Also i think i will make a new wiki...called We like "hi" messages just for people who love getting the random Hi message once in awhile.

Well now this diary has become a log to report my day to...soooo on we go!!! (ive never had a diary so this will be cool)

 WELL today, [Wulf Skjaldr] and me discussed going on a longboat like vikings across the ocean and building a viking city and living there. Sounds awesome, and i really hope this isnt something we just talk about and dont do...cause i wanna do that. He also ate a 4 year old muffin, and oogled over [de Morte]'s tits.
 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] lost his implanted boob that we spent $12 on. Umm i joined the day after the apocolypse (god i swear with how often people mispell apocalypse...)...two of my slaves left without saying goodbye...shame on [The Black Goat] and [radioactive candycane]...i will have to punish them for it, but i will forget when they come back so it really doesnt matter.
 Umm i didnt get to watch porn today so im a little cranky...and thats about it. for today....it also snowed...alot....which is unusual for up here...i hope i get the day off tommorrow! that would kick arse.

crap 0.o my net died just as i posted this...good thing i copied it...or i wouldnt have re written it, that would have pissed me off!

Days like this i regret knowing so much about religion! Everybody lately seems to want me to describe or argue it with them, sometimes i just want to say "i dont know". Ive argued with 4 christians today, and ive had to describe or talk about satanism all week...all day at school thats the only topic, and all day on ET thats the topic. 0.o i need a break from it...it used to make me so happy talking about it at first but it really starts to pile up, repeating the same shit over and over again. When i become a reverend in the church of satan i wonder how bad its gonna get 0.o oh fuck...