wee exams are up soon, ad tell them to fuck off but they won't listen. Revising its boring and time consuming! exams test your memory and not your intelligence! i have a shit memory! ah wee thats me fucked for life.
the rent guys came round today. I didn't have the money so they raped my trampaleening monkey Jib-Jib. I was sad...
Top Ten films:
1. The Lord of the Rings trilogy, namely the Fellowship being my favourite of the 3.
Without a doubt the greatest film ever made, it tells the story on a straightforwar
2. Star Wars trilogy.
does it look like i give a shit if you think i'm a geek or a nerd? created a phenomenon and some truly amazing games.
3. Indiana Jones trilogy.
If adventure has a name it must be Indiana Jones. the tagline says it all. Made Harrison Ford into a screen icon.
4. Back to the Future.
I love this movie for so many reasons. 1. Micheal J Fox is great. 2. Doc Brown is as wacky a scientist as they get! and 3. it has a grat story and soundtrack.
5.Infernal Affairs.
The best Cat and Mouse film ever made, no doubt the remake will be shit compared to the origanal even if it is done by Martin Scorcese.
6. Evil Dead trilogy.
made Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi stars and truly some of the greatest comedy horrors ever.
7. The naked Gun trilogy.
Anything with Leslie Nielson is funny,fact.
the scene in the first naked Gun when he breaks into the apartment always has me laughing.
8. The Crow.
I do not watch this because of the soundtrack or because its all Gothy I watch it because not only is it a great story of revenge but also the underlining story that was happening with all the other characters who had been affected by the deaths of Shelley and Eric. at the end of the day The Crow is as much love story as it is a revenge flick.
9. John Carpenter films - pre 1990.
some absolutely brilliant films,some terryfying and some funny. Big trouble in little China - comedy Prince of Darkness - creepy as owt.
10. The Punisher.
Finally Frank Castle gets his turn on the big screen! I loved this film from Mark Collie's Harry Heck to John Travolta's Howard Saint. The fight with the Russian was literally taken out of the comic book seemingly drawing by drawing.
damn I never rated Yngwie Malmsteen very high but you gotta admit the dude can play!
poem number 26: welcome to my world has been uploaded to fiction press
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Take a read and don't be afraid to leave a review unless your mean, in which case please throw yourself from a cliff.
good day and kindest regards
Andrew
i'm goin to take a brief moment and be serious for a minute. I think everyone should say a prayer for Pope John Paul II. Some of you may not be Christians but you don't need to be to recognize what this man has done for the world. I percieve him as a figurehead and icon people should look up to, he cares not for money nor himself but for people to live in a world of safety and where people live in harmony. He gives without any thought of reward. He embraces death without fear. If that isn't a role model for people to realise hope and love are always present, then no one is.
Scripting of "Teen Harvest" is underway! woohoo! now go drink out the toilet in order to commemorate this holy occassion!
today saw a very sad day in History, I have swapped neospikev600@h
man wasn't this a good day? got to chill and chat, now listening to some chilled out songs. Episode 51 of RvB is out, catch it, its a great ep!
Stabbing Westward what a band! first album i ever bought was by them. (Darkest Days)
god damn painting makes you high! i have to keep ducking, these god damn bats swooping at me while i type. Matts coming on soon, he doesn't seem to have seen the bats yet, poor bastard... he'll notice em soon enough. God damn time to come away from the paint!
man my swords are getting rusty can anyone help me find somewhere to get them revamped? maybe that shop in Alnwick? oh well. Off to the Scumm bar i suppose....
happy post St. Patricks day, for those of you searching for a hangover cure UNLUCKY. I think St Patricks should be a few days not just one! but who am i to challenge the clergy! drink up me hearties, yoho!
i've been meaning to post a link to my poetry here for a while.
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enjoy
now i'm off to make sure Matt doesn't chew on the power cables or get his head stuck in the freezer...
Adios!
well The guy has officially fixed the gas leak, but now thinks he's coming down with another form of rare/exotic illness. hmmmmm. well see if he's in tommorrow. its 50/50 he might be in, though theres only a 10% chance of that.
hey folks have a situation over here, apparently theres a gas leak in the house, the highly qualified guy we brought in to fix the house picked up his drill and proceeded to drill through the gas pipe. He then mysteriously had to dissapear after denying smelling gas so he could go on a "hot date". hmmmmm....
good luck mate. On your head be it if we are dead by morning
well looky here! guess whose signed onto this wacky new world! and writing in a diary! wow! first entry cool. hello folks, its Andrew, for those wh don't know me i'll have a profile thing shortly