Come with us now on a journey through time and space... To the world of the mighty Boosh.


my name is Guybrush Threepwood and i'm an adventurer... not really i'm Andrew. those who know me know me those who don't well.... we'll get to that. I intend for the diary to be hopefully comical yet educational. don't be afraid to message me, i'll get back to you pronto. Link to My websites in diary, poetry one at min is only one available. Come to the world famous Scumm bar(TM) (wiki) and have a drink of Grogg(TM)! new Red Vs blue and Spaced sites set up! hope to see you there! if your not familiar with either series then ignore the ramblings of this clearly crazy person.

and remember folks,
can't stop the signal!

Wiki's:
elftown pub
spaced
red vs blue
the Rangers
random people

Sarge quote of the week:
I haven't had this much fun since Grifball!

For full coverage of my recent antics see:
http://www.worldauthoritynews.co.uk/news/story.asp?crypt=%80%87%A1%AB%9Dd%93%B5%8C%BA%98%9Fy%A1%BF%B3%B5%BA%90%AC%7B%8B%CF%CF%ACfo%A8%B8%97%C3%B1%7Ej%85%C2%B6%CD%96%C9%95%B5%96%BD%BA%AE%AE%97

my autobiography: The Prince and the Pantaloons shall be hitting all major bookshops soon!

I be owning an Xbox so any Xbox live players my Gamertag is FoxSpike. Halo 2 rules.

I wonder how many people here live in Alnwick or go to Duchess's high school? if your one feel free to say anything.

man theres some real Nazi's on here aren't there? if your new to Elftown message me and i'm sure I can help out :) that or i'll waffle on and pretend to be knowledgeable.

I am a huge fan of Knights of the Old Republic I and II, so if any fans out there wanna talk about it I'd be happy to chat away :)

here be a few of my favourite films

Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Crow
Indiana Jones
Back to the Future
The Punisher
Infernal affairs 1&2
Fear and Loathing
The Thing
Batman
Spiderman
The Fog
The Goonies
Serenity
Batman Begins
Spiderman 1&2
Sin City
Halloween



and a cool drinking game I found while surfing the web, I altered it a little though:

The Official Sheriff John Bunnell Drinking Game

Tom Grundy came up with this game to play while you're watching World's Wildest Police Videos:

  * 1 shot: For each and every dodgy pun.
  * 1 shot: For each end-of-clip summary and mention of the words 'flashes', 'dashes' or 'crashes'
  * 2 shots: When a cop uses T-bone action (2 cars hit side on), or a stinger ('spike strip')
  * Half pint: Every crime in Bunnell's home state of Oregon, where he was sheriff for just 3 months!
  * Down pint: If John uses the prefix, "this drug crazed maniac".