True Story:
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.


The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.


A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.


* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]


Post this in your house or diary if you beleive the same.

I dont care if I lose friends over this

[Month One]

Mommy..
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

[Month Two]

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

[Month Three]

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

[Month Four]

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

[Month Five]

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

[Month Six]

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

[Month Seven]

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

[Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.]

if you're against abortion, post this as...
I dont care if I lose friends over this

Shamlessly er...Borrowed from Zab

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Vincent Robert Peter Bowker
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
Vinizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
Red Dragon
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
Peter Rosehill
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
BowViBru
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Blue Sprite
7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
Iwonnlw
8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Snow---don't know moms middle name so I used her maiden name instead
9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Green Robin

HAPPY HOLIDAZE

I love you just the way you are..

i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your bitch"


i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.


i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a porn star for you.


i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.


i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.


i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.


i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" bitch you've ever seen.


i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.


i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.


i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt.


but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.





and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. You treat them like shit & all they want to do is be loved by you. think about it.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry. =["

If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."

ACTUALLY FROM THE L.A. TIMES:

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my first big mistake. But I was only trying to retreive the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner, Andrew (Kiki) (~.~ my nick name unfortunatly) Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our pet gerbil, in." He explained,
"As usual Kiki shouted 'Armagedon!' My cue that he had had enough. I tried to retreive raggot but he wouldn't come out again. So I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him." at a hushed press conference a hospital spokes person described what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbils fur and whiskers which, in turn, ingnited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

The Top 10 Things That Scared Me The Most In Reading This Story:
First off. Why did they even do this!?! Did they just wake up one morning and say "hey let's stuff a cardboard tube and a gerbil up my ass!" "Okay that sounds like tons of fun." Now, on with the show.

10) "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum..." OUCH!!!

9)"So I peered into the tube..." Aaaaagggghhh. I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.

8)That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out of the guy's anus like Rocky the Flying Squirell on Rocky & Bullwinkle.

7)Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone ass. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt that gerbil was smelling springtime fresh after his little journey through Kiki's "tunnel of love."

6)That people are walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums.

5)People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they where doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal sex feinds breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned but I can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying
"Well doc, it's like this. See, we have the gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube..."

4)"First and second degree burns to the anus". Wouldn't this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemmoroids a welcome releif? How does one ever take a healthy poop after something like this? And the smell of burning ass must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of god's green earth.

3)(no diss to myself thank you) People named "Kiki" which is obviously a polynesian word for "Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts."

2)What Kind of hospital holds a press conference on this?

1)This happened in Salt Lake City. That kind of people are those morons!?!

here's hoping....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZntKMJFqLRA

Nazo Unleashed
Part 1 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331288
Part 2 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/333858
Part 3 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/396530

I couldn't get this one out of my mind when I saw it ^>^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsP3pwM_CzI
the story of my life these days

an exerpt from a story I'm writing about Deadeye...
Deadeye glared at the approaching horde this was easily the largest he had ever seen and he’d seen quite a few. He turned his head slightly to look at the others, Tara, Fiona and Ruben were grouped around Shayla who seemed too nervous to speak. He knew that the Fennec Fox would be useless now so he returned his gaze to the approaching horde, slowly he drew his sword from it’s scabbard on his back while he pulled from his belt the Kunai knife he received from Fiona when she first joined his crew. He held the sword horizontally in front of himself so that he could see the reflection of his eye in the blade, he slowly closed his eye and focused on what he needed to do. When he opened his eye he saw that he was standing alone in a vast field, across from him stood what appeared to be his double grinning back at him with an eye that seemed to burn with a demonic flame “about time you got here” the double growled and Deadeye grinned back “you know what’s going on and why I’m here right?”

H0W SEXY iS UR NAME
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME"

*under 60 points= not too sexy
*from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy
*over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!!
*beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!!

A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

What does my real name score? = 1669 ^>^

BOOYA!!

OWNED!!!