[The Last Dragoon]'s diary

1063305  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2009-01-18
Written: (5596 days ago)

"I love you just the way you are"

I'm sorry
if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you
I'm sorry
if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry
If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry
if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry
if my hair is not long enough.
But most of all...
I'm sorry
that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

[If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"
]

1054700  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-11-12
Written: (5663 days ago)

In Flanders Fields

  In Flanders fields the poppies blow
  Between the crosses, row on row,
  That mark our place; and in the sky
  The larks, still bravely singing, fly
  Scarce heard amid the guns below.

  We are the dead. Short days ago
  We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
  Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
  In Flanders fields.

  Take up our quarrel with the foe:
  To you from failing hands we throw
  The torch; be yours to hold it high.
  If ye break faith with us who die
  We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
  In Flanders fields.

  — Lt.-Col. John McCrae

1051416  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-10-21
Written: (5685 days ago)

RULES;
001. Put your music player on shuffle.
002. For each question press the 'next' button to get your answer.
003. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS !

If someone says 'Is that okay' you say;

Starry Heavens (heroic version) - TOS (ORO!)
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What would best describe your personality;
The Odyssey - Symphony X
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What do you like in a guy or girl;
Sweet Child O Mine – Guns N Roses
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How do you feel today;
Whispers in the Dark - Skillet
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What is your life's purpose;
A Criminal Mind – Gowan (MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
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What is your motto;
Crashed – Chris Daughtry (maybe, maybe not)
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What do your friends think of you;
Indiana Jones Theme – John Williams (where’s my whip?)
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What do you think of often;
Rock You Like A Hurricane – Scorpions
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What do you think of your best friend;
Heroes - Shinedown
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What do you think of the person you like;
Captain Kidd – Great Big Sea
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What is your life story;
Soaring – Sydney Forest
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What do you want to be when you grow up;
Till All Are One – Stan Bush (Transform and Roll out ^>^)
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What do you think when you see the person you like;
Hurricane 2000 – Scorpions and the Berlin Philharmonic (O>O)
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What do your parents think of you;
Back to Mad – Texas Faggot (sounds about right)
______________________________
How will you feel at your funeral;
Requiem For A Dream – LotR: Two Towers
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What will they play at your wedding;
The Will – Samurai X OST (LMAO)
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What is your hobby or interest;
I’m Gonna Fly – Sydney Forest (and I’ll Do it too ^>^)
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What is your biggest fear;
The Wars of The Last Wolves – Samurai X OST
_______________________________
What is your biggest secret;
Those who Inherit the Will of Fire – Naruto OST
_____________________________
What do you think of your friends;
Dreaming My Way Home – Barbara Kessler

1041733  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-08-17
Written: (5750 days ago)

[Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 & 4 in the morning, and tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain then you will have bad luck, so copy and paste within 1 min]

1038720  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-07-25
Written: (5773 days ago)

Till All Are One
by Stan Bush

In a cold, far away world
A battle is raging, between evil and good
From the stars, they came here to Earth
Caught in their struggle, for the whole universe

Robotic Warriors, Give it their all
Fight in disgiuse, till the victors stand tall

Transformers
Defenders of truth
Robots who fight in disguise
Transformers
When the battle is through
Only the strong will survive

Till all are one

A lone soldier, fighting the war
Use the power and wisdom, from those long before
Leads them on, to victory
Light's their darkest hour
Their one destiny

Truth has it's moment, and right always wins
Prepare for the fight, let the battle begin

Transformers
Defenders of truth
Robots who fight in disguise
Transformers
When the battle is through
Only the strong will survive

Till all are one

Galaxy's worried they'll retreat
To it's darkest corner
With the enemy gone
They will finally live on
As they revel in their victory

*Guitar Solo*

Robotic Warriors, Give it their all
Fight in disgiuse, till the victors stand tall

Transformers
Defenders of truth
Robots who fight in disguise
Transformers
When the battle is through
Only the strong will survive

Transformers
Defenders of truth
Robots who fight in disguise
Transformers
When the battle is through
Only the strong will survive

Till all are one

1023345  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-04-10
Written: (5879 days ago)

--*12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart*--

1. Hug her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.

5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes

11. Comfort her when she cries.

12. Love her with all your heart

[* Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it *]

1020266  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-03-25
Written: (5895 days ago)
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Written about Saturday 2008-03-22
Written: (5898 days ago)
1018949  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-03-19
Written: (5901 days ago)

True Story:
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.


The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.


A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.


* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]


Post this in your house or diary if you beleive the same.

1018715  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-03-18
Written: (5902 days ago)

I dont care if I lose friends over this

[Month One]

Mommy..
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

[Month Two]

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

[Month Three]

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

[Month Four]

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

[Month Five]

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

[Month Six]

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

[Month Seven]

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

[Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
]

if you're against abortion, post this as...
I dont care if I lose friends over this

1005665  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-01-18
Written: (5962 days ago)

Shamlessly er...Borrowed from Zab

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Vincent Robert Peter Bowker
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
Vinizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
Red Dragon
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
Peter Rosehill
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
BowViBru
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Blue Sprite
7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
Iwonnlw
8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Snow---don't know moms middle name so I used her maiden name instead
9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Green Robin

1000606  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-12-24
Written: (5988 days ago)

HAPPY HOLIDAZE
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995065  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-11-26
Written: (6015 days ago)

I love you just the way you are..

i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your bitch"


i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.


i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a porn star for you.


i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.


i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.


i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.


i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" bitch you've ever seen.


i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.


i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.


i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt.


but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.





and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. You treat them like shit & all they want to do is be loved by you. think about it.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry. =["

If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."

978646  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-09-24
Written: (6078 days ago)
Next in thread: 978934

ACTUALLY FROM THE L.A. TIMES:

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my first big mistake. But I was only trying to retreive the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner, Andrew (Kiki) (~.~ my nick name unfortunatly) Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our pet gerbil, in." He explained,
"As usual Kiki shouted 'Armagedon!' My cue that he had had enough. I tried to retreive raggot but he wouldn't come out again. So I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him." at a hushed press conference a hospital spokes person described what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbils fur and whiskers which, in turn, ingnited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

The Top 10 Things That Scared Me The Most In Reading This Story:
First off. Why did they even do this!?! Did they just wake up one morning and say "hey let's stuff a cardboard tube and a gerbil up my ass!" "Okay that sounds like tons of fun." Now, on with the show.

10) "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum..." OUCH!!!

9)"So I peered into the tube..." Aaaaagggghhh. I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.

8)That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out of the guy's anus like Rocky the Flying Squirell on Rocky & Bullwinkle.

7)Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone ass. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt that gerbil was smelling springtime fresh after his little journey through Kiki's "tunnel of love."

6)That people are walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums.

5)People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they where doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal sex feinds breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned but I can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying
"Well doc, it's like this. See, we have the gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube..."

4)"First and second degree burns to the anus". Wouldn't this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemmoroids a welcome releif? How does one ever take a healthy poop after something like this? And the smell of burning ass must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of god's green earth.

3)(no diss to myself thank you) People named "Kiki" which is obviously a polynesian word for "Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts."

2)What Kind of hospital holds a press conference on this?

1)This happened in Salt Lake City. That kind of people are those morons!?!

975521  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-09-13
Written: (6089 days ago)
973768  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-09-06
Written: (6096 days ago)
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Written about Wednesday 2007-06-20
Written: (6174 days ago)

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I couldn't get this one out of my mind when I saw it ^>^

948090  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-06-14
Written: (6181 days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsP3pwM_CzI
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942883  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-05-27
Written: (6198 days ago)

an exerpt from a story I'm writing about Deadeye...
Deadeye glared at the approaching horde this was easily the largest he had ever seen and he’d seen quite a few. He turned his head slightly to look at the others, Tara, Fiona and Ruben were grouped around Shayla who seemed too nervous to speak. He knew that the Fennec Fox would be useless now so he returned his gaze to the approaching horde, slowly he drew his sword from it’s scabbard on his back while he pulled from his belt the Kunai knife he received from Fiona when she first joined his crew. He held the sword horizontally in front of himself so that he could see the reflection of his eye in the blade, he slowly closed his eye and focused on what he needed to do. When he opened his eye he saw that he was standing alone in a vast field, across from him stood what appeared to be his double grinning back at him with an eye that seemed to burn with a demonic flame “about time you got here” the double growled and Deadeye grinned back “you know what’s going on and why I’m here right?”

937572  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-05-07
Written: (6218 days ago)

H0W SEXY iS UR NAME
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME"

*under 60 points= not too sexy
*from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy
*over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!!
*beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!!

A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

What does my real name score? = 1669 ^>^

934695  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-04-28
Written: (6228 days ago)

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BOOYA!!

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