Star Wars shortened.. all the episodes in 10 minutes by 3 quite possibly insane men. I found it hilarious.. possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen. Especially the end where they did all the episodes in 60 seconds, there was alot of screaming and throwing around of fake body parts followed by a song! xDD meh you proberly had to have seen it to get it but still okays my favorite bit:
Leia (man with leia wig on): Luke i love you
Luke: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!
Darth (man still wearing leia wig with darth vadar voice): LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
OMFG!! I was like WTF? this guy went from leia to darth vadar in all of 5 seconds.. xDD
Okay.. i died at lunch today.. me, Beki - [Beki in Wonderland], Danny -[imperfectionist] and naomi were all slighty hyper so we started doing the hokey kokey near a bench. Everything was going fine... well mostly fine we got alot of weird looks and stuff but meh.. when we did the whole body in verse. At the end of it like you do we all ran in crashed into each other and bounced off backwards unluckily for Beki she was right infront of the bench. She hit it and managed to get stuck ¬.¬ i just heard "ahh help i'm stuck" so i turned around saw her and fell over head first laughing like a maniac. Normally people would have just backed away but Ruth and Danny are used to our random behaviour so while Danny freed beki Ruth stood there kicking me in the side (which made me laugh more) and telling me the white coats were coming for me! xDD
Ahh the quad.. proberly the greatest place i know!
I did the same IQ test as [Beki in Wonderland] and i got 135 thats top 3% of the population! yayness.. but my dad's is 162.. thats like 22 points above what you need to join MENSA!!! WTF??? ¬.¬ he's too clever YET he managed to fail his A levels.
Hello all.
Just a little note to apologise if i'm short tempered with you. I feel like sh*t at the moment, i was okay through school but when i got home i just ached from PE. I hate the damn subject.. GRR!! my knee and ancle are both acting up and being painful, i have a headache, sore throat and ear ache. My mum is being an annoying b*tch and neither of my brothers will leave me alone. All in all i'm not in a particularly good mood. I'll try my best to not let it effect any of you guys but if i do i'm sorry.
Although i'm in a better mood than when my mum first walked in the door.. she annoys the hell out of me sometimes.. a note to all parents IF WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU WE ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE OF DOING SO!! She had a go at me coz i wouldn't tell her anything about school (it was boring as hell) and then yelled at me for telling her i didn't want to talk to her. ¬.¬
Gotta go apparently i need permission to leave the second floor of my house! AGHHH!
Ahh [Beki in Wonderland] has finally got her pc back! She told me this morning and it started off one of the most random and hilarious days so far this term. Okay first things first i got off the bus and met juju and some other mates outside school and juju (aka Beki) tells me her computer's back. It's early in the morning so of course i think that her personified drawing of her computer (known as PC) has come to life.. while laughing she tried to explain it had been delivered his morning. well of course the first thing out of my mouth is: "PC gave birth??" ¬.¬ i don't do mornings.. which started a convo about how a guy could give birth and ended with PC having a rovolving door for an asshole and Dag having a load of fish eggs in a pouch. Then there was house council elections.. which i found quite amusing but you'd proberly have had to been there to get it.
Finally first lesson: welsh and our teacher told us that she knew we didn't want to be here and didn't care if we failed.. xD she's great! Then we had drama which involved acting out a song in mime.. so of course Beki had to accidently scream and cause me to run head first into a door because i doubled over laughing as i ran away!
Then at lunch me and Beki had a shoe fight which ended in us both sitting on the floor and singing songs from the lion king very loudly. AHHH!! I talked to dan the new boy for the first time today as well! Beki's already ranted about the flirting thing in her diary so i won't bother.. ahh fun day.. i'm getting lazy now so i can't be bothered explaining the rest!
Ok this is random but i'd like you guys to send me a personal message with a rating between 1 and 10 (1 being the worst person you've ever met) and a reason as to why you gave me the rating. It's all in the name of science so be as honest as you can! ^_^
thanks! xx
First things first: FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL! o.O and it wasn't all that bad, i was extremely hyper all day got a uniform deficiancy note and a certificate for a good report. Shouted till i was hoarse, glomped my brother (he just started today! xD) was generally mental at break nad then slept through the 3 boring lessons i had! I could get used to school.. it feels as if i've only been away 2 days not 6 weeks but meh.. it's not so bad being back, the hyuper crew are once again together and now we're the oldest in the main school so we have freedom to terrorise! All i can say is
The croc hunter died yesterday (RIP steve) but i only found out today and seeing how many people have something about it in their ET moods, diarys and MSN screen names makes you realise just how many people he touched. I was thinking in the car, after i found out, about his children and wife and wondering how they must feel. I was wondering if the fact Stveve had reached out to so many people made it worse or better for them. Whether they would feel other people were grieving him for being famous when they didn't really know him. Morbid thoughts i know but i was wondering if it would hurt more if someone died who only you knew, that you could grieve alone and truthfully or having someone die that millions knew. Would it feel that so many people who didn't know them grieving was stealing you of your right to be upset? Maybe this doesn't make sense to other people, maybe it's just me that was thinking these things. But i wanted to know if i had the right to grieve, sure i watched Steve Irwin on TV, learnt some things from him and he made me smile on occasion but i didn't know him. I didn't know his true personality or his inner thoughts, does just knowing of him give me the right to mourn him? *sigh* deep and morbid thoughts.. ones that proberly label me as a depressive weirdo but if it was me, i'd rather not be surrounded by people who said whoever had touched their lives who hadn't known him/her.
On another note it's gunna be strange with him gone. If i ever thought anyone was immortal it had to be him and his death just makes you realise that none of us are going to live forever. No matter how experianced we are death will claim us one way or another. When i die i want to die knowing i've done all i could and been the truest me it's possible to be. I want to go with no regrets and i'm not going to be afraid.
there is NO way to cheat death and anyone that tries is just trying to cheat the dead.
Live life trying to be the truest to yourself that you can and die with a grin on your face and courage in your heart. thats my motto!
[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] I've told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.
[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[X] I've caught myself drooling.
[] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[X] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.
[X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[X] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[X] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[X] I've done some things really stupid while I was sober.
[X] I've ran around naked when I was sober.
[X] I've ran into a golf cart tire when I was sober
[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[X] I accidentally break a lot of things.
[X] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[X] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[X] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
This is for my bro mark.. he's 84% retarded.. and proud. This was proved when on the fallen off chair question he sat there looking stupid and then said "oh! i thought you meant fallen out like had a big argument with the chair"
me and beki - "you are sooo retarded."
mark - "i know" *grins*
Stole this from holly..
[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] I've told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.
[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[X] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.
[X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[X] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[X] I've done some things really stupid while I was drunk. (I've done something really stupid while sober too)
[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[] I've ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk
[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[X] I accidentally break a lot of things.
[] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[X] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[X] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[X] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
I'm 75% retarded.. thats 3% more than Beki aka [Beki in Wonderland] *YAYNESS!!*
yup.. i'd agree totally..
Me and Beki's convo about 2 mins ago:
Beki: You're Gay!
Me: *hmph* I'm NOT sexually inclined towards guys..
Beki and Me: *laughing our heads off*
Beki: I can't believe you just said that!
Me: *giggles* Well to be fair i thought i was a guy when i said it [(O.o)]
Beki: Well i guess thats alright then.
*LMFAO* ¬.¬ sometimes i'm so thick i wonder how i'm even still breathing.. xD
It's not difficult to figure out why i'm so weird when you look at my parents:
1) my dad - took A levels a year early.. hobby: long-distance running (and i mean long distance.. he runs 26 miles as training.. insane person.. his idea of a good run is 100K UK championships.
2) my mum - tonight i found her talking to the mites in our flour cupboard she was telling them how much she hated them and that they had no right being in her cupboard.. XD you have to laugh.. lol they're not really insane.. just alot more childish than most parents.. i guess you could call the eccentric.. if we were richer! =P
It's always nice to know your parents have their priorities sorted..
today my mum was faced with a choice:
1) buy food so we have something to eat
2) clean every part of the kitchen that doesn't really need to be clean (e.g floor)
well you can guess which she went for.. no dinner tonight but HAY! the floor and windows are clean.. ¬.¬
Well everyone else seems to be talking aboout their work experiance.. even if it is because they write in their diarys alot more than i do.. anyways yesh work experiance! It's great.. the only guy who knew i was coming was out all morning so i got there saw a bit of lab stuff and watched a guy having a pre-work medical and then i swivelled on a chair for an hour! (I love it! i really do!!) After that i had a long conversation with the physio then just chatted with all the lab staff and occasionally did some work that someone found somewhere.. ahh it's so much fun! lol i am very easily pleased and it's alot easier than school!
ahh and on top of that everyone kept asking me what university i went to and what course i was taking! lol i was like.. i haven't even done my GCSEs yet! XDD aww man i couldn't help laughing! Anyways yesh i'm meant to be doing coursework.. or at least thinking about doing it which i kinda am..
Things that have amused me recently:
Wednesday:
Gemma was trying to tickle me or something similar my reaction was:
"Gemma get my hands off you or i'm going to hurt you" o_O it even took me a while to realise what i'd said.
Today:
We were sitting at dinner and my mum was complaining that i ate to much when i got in and didn't eat dinner. My reply:
"well i'm tired when i get in and i want something inside me thats full of energy" that sound wrong to anyone else... ??
Beki: "I think i thought..."
Alex: "wow really? It must have been strange since your not sure about it."
well for now thats it i may add to it later when i can remember what i'm meant to be typing.
Ok i'm fucking pissed off and i don't care who knows it. You don't like it well then disappear off somewhere else. I'm going to rant anyway, so shoot me if i don't care what other people think about me. Call me an attention seeker, wannabe, emo.. whatever coz guess what.. I DON'T CARE!! I've been called worse and *gasp* i didn't go kill myself over it.
Ok so i decided to go into town with my best friend because she couldn't get home and her parents thought she needed picking up at 5:30. So sue me, it's not even like my mum had to come out and pick me up i got a lift home. Got in, wasn't hungry so i said i'll eat later and went and sat on the sofa. My brother goes out after doing fuck all to help clear up and my mum asks me to help with the chores as usual. Fair enough. I said i'll come in a minute and then asked why if i could manage to stack the dishwasher before i went out to duke of ed that he couldn't do the same.
From then on it was like hell on earth. Anyone would have thought i shot my own rabbit instead of not jumping up, dropping my book and then cleaning the whole house. In the end i had the biggest arguement i've ever had with my mum. 5 minutes later she comes into the study and says, "talk to me tell me what the matter is" sure.. like fuck i wanna talk to you right now. So i tell her i'm not in the mood i'll talk later and she says "you never tell me what's going on in your life, you never tell me how you feel" Well fuck me if i don't want to pour my heart out to the world, fuck me if i don't NEED other people, fuck me if i'm quite happy being self-dependant
Oh yeah and about a month ago i found out that a couple of times she'd considered walking out on us because she was so stressed with me and my brothers. well i feel fucking fantastic now don't i??
Well maybe i should make it easy for her and move out, so fuck the law if i'm not old enough and fuck the fact i got no where to go. At least everyone else will be happy because in the end thats all my life is, an attempt to make other people happy coz if i say what i feel, what i think, what i really want then i'm obviously going through a rough patch. I don't really mean it, it's just normal teenage behaviour. FUCK YOU!! I'll just shut up and carry on.. to be honest i would be quite happy to live on my own, i'm old enough that i don't need my parents.
I don't need to prove myself.
I don't need to tell anyone anything.
I am more than aware of how much i need to eat and i'm not becoming anorexic or whatever it is my parents think.
I am old enough to be my own person and do whatever i want. Fuck the law and everything else. If i was born in the past i would be married by now and proberly have kids. Deal with it, just because we live in a different age doesn't mean that we as women haven't lost our inner strength that helped us become adults when we were young.
Ok rant over you can all stop staring now.
The Greenbean Episode!! *scary music and lightning flashes*
Ok well the story behind this is my mum decided to serve up greenbeans with dinner.. which are the vegitable i despise most in the whole entire world. So as you do i ate everything else and left them but i wasn't alloud to leave the table until i had eaten at least five.. so now i had to think up inventive ways to hide them!
1) I flicked them onto my brothers plate.. only my mum saw and told me off so i had to take the beans back =(
2) I hid them under my plate when mum wasn't looking.. she didn't noticed the fact my plate was floating and said i could go.. only when i lifted up my plate the greenbeans fell off the bottom and i was made to stay =(
3) I sat on my chair with my foot resting on my knee, picked up a couple of greenbeans and put them in my sock that went well until my mum asked to see me actually eat three. =(
4) What could i do?? i put them in my mouth refusing to swallow decpite my brother's attempts.. ( he stopped me from being able to breath ahd then started to pinch me!) so in the end my mum let me go but said she'd ground me if i spat them out (wtf??) so i offered to feed the rabbit and guinea pig and buried them in the garden which TECHNICALLY wasn't spitting them out.. i put the ones from my sock in there too!! ^^ hehe I WON!!
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
I'm not against christianity or any religion but i found this quite amusing.. ok rephrase that i found this hysterical.. call me childish (i am ya know ^^) but meh..
on another slightly random note i have discovered that i have become so used to typing quickly and without much thinking that when i do start to think about what i'm typing when i look up to check what i've written i find that i wasted 10 minutes gazing at the keyboard without typing anything.. useful that.. anyone else had that problem or is it just me and my stupid brain??
ATTITUDE
LET IT REALLY SINK IN...........
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood
and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him
how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be
twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad
day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive
side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and
asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the
time. How do you do it?"
He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two
choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can
choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time
something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to
learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to
me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can
point out the positive side of life. I choose
the positive side of life.
"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested.
"Yes, it is," he said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away
all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to
situations. You choose how people affect your mood. You choose to be
in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you
live your life."
I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry
to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him
when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it. Several
years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious acc ident, falling
some 60 feet from a communications tower.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released
from the hospital with rods placed in his back. I saw him about six
months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If
I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through
his mind as the accident took place.
"The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my
soon-to-be born daughter," he replied. "Then, as I lay on the ground, I
remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could
choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?
He continued, "..the paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was
going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the
expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take
action."
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said
John. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes, I replied.' The
doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took
a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity'." Over their laughter, I told them,
"I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his
amazing attitude... I learned from him that every day we have the
choice to live life to it's fullest.
Attitude, after all, is everything. Therefore do not worry about
tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough
trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34. After all today is the tomorrow you
worried about yesterday.
You have two choices now:
01. NEVER PASTE THIS.
02. PASTE IT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT YOU REALY CARE ABOUT!
Again it's another think from Ai Kajuju's diary.. the book that has everything (or most things) you ever want/need/coul
Repost this in your house or diary:
[Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love... tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 & 4 in the morning. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. if you break the chain then you will have bad luck...]
RANT TO COME SOON!! (This is chain mail, tut tut, it may be inventively posted BUT it is still chainmail. i wouldn't believe in the bad luck thing i've only posted it so i can rant randomly about the stupidity..)
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.
The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]
1) The teacher asked what made a good cristian not a good Catholic therefore the boy should have been graded based on his interpritation of christianity as a whole and not a certain sect.
2) Everyone is going to hell anyway. I am not being pessimistic but there are thousands of religions in the world most of which say you will go to hell (or a similar hellish place) if you do not believe this religion.. as it is not possible to believe every religion then we must all be going to hell. If thats the case then i want to get the most out of my life while i can and in doing so i hope to find happiness. Therefore walking from the class would make me happy, no class and being able to make a stand for other people's happiness which, i feel contributes to my own hapiness.