Okay so its 12:46 in the morning here in alaska, I cant sleep so I would like to share this moderately amusing anecdote with anyone who gives a swimming fuck to read it.
I get off work, which was actually a pretty good day for a 13th on a friday. I drive to Holiday to fuel up my car and after I start pumping, some lucid and feral human/camelshit hybrid begins to shoot my car with an airsoft pistol. For those of you fortunate enough not come upon the recieving end of these wretched devices they are beebee guns that shoot plastic beads that do little more then really piss you off. So there shootin like 30 fuckin rounds right at my windows and shit form accross the street at subway. All I can see is some blurry asshole in the driver seat and a equally stupid accomplice next to him. so I flip em off and scream "get your jollies elsewhere you hedonistic scum fucks!" And they shoot at me,and start laughing! By this time Im ultra pissed, I mean super BLOODGLUTTON PISSED. Its 1 degrees and Im drinking a hidious amalgamation of bananna and mountain dew code red slushie. So i finish feuling up and walk over there with this plastic cup filled with frostie badness and im intent on draggin this piece of shit out of his car, tearing his ugly sould from his battered corpse and spoon-feeding it to satan himself. I dash across the street, throw my slurpie like a molotov cocktail while dodging these beads. I get up to the truck and they look familliar somehow but all I can see is red. Then suddenly a voice is like "Dude chill its us!" and then I notice its a bunch of my fellow Safeway-Minions. People I get along with rather well. I felt like an ass for over reacting cuz if I knew it was them I would have said "neat!, let me shoot my car!" But yeah, we had a good laugh and they pitched in and baught me another slushie and apoligised. I drove home very confused and probably stupid. Well thats all I have for now. I hope you enjoyed this moderately entertaining moment brought to you by WashBoard. Remember kiddies, Hating It Never takes A Holiday.