LEAVE A MESSAGE. I DONT CARE IF YOU CAN'T SPELL OR HAVE NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.


mmmm, tastes like happines!.....and hooker-spit??

Name:Tyler james Criswell
Other titles: WashBoard, Dr. Professor Smoof,
BeerMonger
Age:19
Height: 6 or something
weight:150 LBS
BloodType:Coors


               I WANT YOU

             to give me a dollar



Super powers or abilities: Can clog a toilet with diarreah. yes it is possible. Walks on tippy toes at all times, can laugh and vomit simultainiously, Heel-flip manual Kickflip out,Kickflip Nosemanual, Kickflip frontside nosers down hubbas, 3flip 5 set, draws good,can melt peoples faces off of their ugly skulls using ancient runes given to him from the gods of asguard, can read and write.
okay I cant REALLY read....

Weaknesses:Bellybutton, bees, wasps, moths, any bug that flies, marshmellows, black licorice, blue cheese, vodka, flavored alcohol and bicycles.


No really, I want YOU to have it.....

Motive: to conquer and reshape planet earth using moderately clever cartoons.

Favorite Food: Meat Loaf, billony sammiches, tunafish sammiches, bread, anything that looks or smells like bread, nachos, pizza, soup, green beans.



All artwork is copywrited to the grotesquely animated amalgamation of deceased fetus frames known by many names but most often as WashBoard


Any other questions or inquires [however you spell that amazing word] may be answered upon request.

Generic parting statement.


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IM ON ELFPACK MORE. SAME NAME.