IT'S. TOO. HOT.

I'm dying in here!!! Jesus wept, what kind of lunatic has the heating turned up full in this weather?! My dad, that's who... Bloody idiot...

Aaanyway. Had fun in Chester today with Amz and Alex. I've missed chilling with just the three of us, it was fun <3

Me and Amz have decided that we're going to buy rats! Next paycheck, that's what we'll be getting, a pair of rats XD I want one with red eyes, Amz wants one that would suit the name Sanzo *rolls eyes*

Mine will be called Betty, whether it be male or female. It will be an ode to my Norrath skeleton, who i love waaaaaay to much considering it's pretty much a bunch of pixels XD

That is all.

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WELL... I haven't written in here for, what, a week? Odd for me, but i think i'm just getting bored of ET and EP and the internet in general now...

What updates do i have? I still have my job, which is good, and i don't think they're planning on kicking me out for some time, which is also good.

Amz now has a job, so me her and Alex all have a good constant flow of money now XD which hopefully means more days out and chilling over the summer <3

My hours have changed so i now work tuesday and wednesday instead of monday and tuesday. Which is better in a way because it means i never go more than 2 days without a day off XD

Liverpool was ACE. Billy was lovely, and we met some of his friends too, one of whom was very Irish XP we had fun. And we bought Norrath Return to Arms, so you can imagine what i'm going to be doing all summer XP

I got all my holidays booked so i'm prepping for the week alone while my parents are away! Amz is coming to stay with me, along with maybe Billy, Carl and a couple of other people might appear for a day or two. Also trying to arrange a party for the wednesday or thursday, but we'll have to see how that goes XP

Erm.. That's pretty much all that's been happening recently... Mum's insuring me to my dads car so i'll be able to drive myself places (Y) apart from that, life is pretty same old at the moment. If hectic. But same old, and i'm happy, so it's all good. Off to play Norrath for a while and get ready for work. Ta ta!

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LOL at work today, it wasn't so bad XP Linda and Andrea were comparing the twins..
Linda: Jack is more competative...
Andrea: Harry's a pain in the arse.
Linda: Jack gets more stressed over things...
Jack: Because i have more to do!!
Harry: In life, Jack. Not just work, in life.
Andrea: ...Harry's still a pain in the arse.
Harry: I'M GAY =D
Linda: Are you?
Harry: Would you be gutted if i was?
Chloe: Why do you think it matters to Linda?? *XD*
Harry: It does!
Chloe: I love gay people.
Andrea: ...Harry's STILL a pain in the arse.

It was tres amusing XP

Now i'm tired and i have work again tomorrow. I have a goal for tomorrow though: Reach level 50 on Norrath before we go to Liverpool on wednesday. Purely because i want to be the highest level possible XD

That is all.

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I am so fucking tired ¬___¬ and pissed off, and tired, and PISSED OFF. GOD. I was up till 5am last night talking to people on msn, mainly Josh, and once again he has managed to upset me. Which has just left me in a horrible mood today.. I woke up at 11.30 but i'm still nackered due to not going to bed till 5am two nights in a row. I have work in 15 minutes and i really REALLY can't be arsed. I'm in trouble with HR because i took a day off and i have to go and see Linda about my holiday which i asked about 3 weeks ago and nothing has been done about it ¬___¬ It's so fucking annoying! Makro are absolutely shit at communication, don't work there... Part of me wants them to fire me, just so i can get out of there... But lets face it, i need the money more than ever now, so i can't afford to lose the job.

So yeah, bad mood today, sorry about swearing so much, i tend to swear more when i'm in a bad mood ¬___¬ i'm going to bed as soon as i get in tonight, i cba with people talking to me on msn until piss take o'clock in the morning. I have work again tomorrow, i intend to be awake for it.

That is all.

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Errrrm, wtf with wiki page pictures?? Is it doing this for anyone else or just me?? Layering them all on top of eachother so you can't see anything? o.O Yeah...

Been neglecting ET a bit, mainly because i'm still huffy about the new layout XP

I don't reall have anything else productive to say... Went out drinking with Amz Cal and Butch (what a name) last night, didn't get back till 5am and it was LIGHT! I felt well hardcore walking home after a night of drinking in daylight XD ...When i say home, i mean round the corner to Amz's, but... Same thing XP

Going to Liverpool with Amz on wednesday to drink with Billy, so i'll be able to meet him and abuse his apparent willingness to do anything you tell him too XP

So yeah, gonna be a good week i think.

Apart from work. They're calling me for an investigation because i took ONE DAY OFF. ONE DAY!! Louise took 2 weeks and she doesn't get called for investigation!! *huff* But feck it.. If i get fired, i get fired, no big deal. I'll get two months worth of pay and just do a hell of alot of overtime up until i get the boot, just to make sure i get alot of money. Then i'll shove it all into savings, i've got £3000 saved up already, it's not like i'm pushed for cash. Plus, with a reference it'll be easier to get another job, so i'm not to worried about them firing me to be honest. I'm starting to get sick of that place anyway.

Soooo... I don't really have anything else to say. Good effort with the preview button, i like previews... but this new look still has to win me over, i'm stubborn, i like the old one ¬___¬

That is all.


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Chester was ok today but.. Time of the month =/ i felt really ill for most of it, apart from after i took some aspirin. Still, had a good day =] Nice to see everyone really, cuz i know what i'm like in the summer XP i have a tendency to hermit away and not see anyone for the whole 2 months, so i'm determined to get out and about this summer and just enjoy myself a bit.

I bought 3 asia extreme films today (5 technically, if you count the three movies in the boxset XP) Ring, Battle Royale (BEST MOVIE EVER <3 <3) and the Vengeance boxset. I LOVE Asia Extreme movies <3 <3 <3

I really want to watch one of them now but it's piss take o'clock in the morning and i know i'd never wake up tomorrow if i watched a film now. Doing overtime tomorrow and friday ¬___¬ nooooooot looking forward to it but hey, it's only 5 hours each day so that's like the shortest shift i will ever have done there XD no problems. And it's money, so whatever.

Good news is i'm FINALLY over him. Yeah, that him, the him i was so infatuated with... I saw him in work the other day and i was like 'what did i see in you again?'.. and just like that my brain decided that he's just a friend. I think it's Bloodstock fever kicking in, i can't wait to get there and be single and meet loads of new guys all over again. As for after BOA... Well we'll just have to wait and see ;p

Pretty happy with life at the moment. No more school for ages, only little odds and sods work wise, and house party at mine at the end of August, everyone's invited!!! :p

That is all.

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Hrrmph, had an ok day in work today. I've been given a load of overtime, but i don't really mind.. It's money XD Nic was being ditzy today which really amused me.

Michelle: Someone needs to put a call out for someone to go to fish.
Nic: Nicole already put a fish out for... *bursts out laughing*
Michelle: *not finding it funny*
Me: *LOL* Put a fish out XD XD
Nic: I mean call out *facepalm*

Nic: Bek, can you take this milk back over to the thingy.. the cold things.
Me: The fridges, yeah?
Nic: That's what i was aiming for yeah.
Me: *XD*

She amuses me XD

And i'm not talking to a certain SOMEONE because he ran over my foot with a pallet dog and it hurt.

That's it for today.

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ELFTOWN YOU'RE GAY!!!!

It's deleted all my diary entries the big gay!!! >.<

GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

I like reading them back to amuse myself you gayface!!!

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ELFTOWN!! BLOODY HELL!!! I want to campaigne against this new look, it fails...

That is all.

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HOLES SOUNDTRACK ARRIVED!!! And i'm really over excited about that! It amazes me X3

BUT. This diary entry is a sad one. Today, i went into work as usual. Horace was there, and he had some friends! Friends who i named Helga and Hector. I put a blue spot on Hector and a red spot on Helga so i could tell them apart. Later on, i was walking around with Carl, and he spotted Helga on the floor. He BRUTALLY MURDERED HER. Well he kicked her and accidentally killed her... So i got really annoyed and kicked him and we had a tiny little fight, and then got bored.

Anyway. This entry is dedicated to Helga, the poor dead beetle. May she rest in peace. And may Hector and Horice somehow survive without her.

She was a very pretty beetle.. You know, for a beetle.

That is all.

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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I'm in pain. Well sort of. I'm just over reacting actually, but i need something to complain about so i figure i'll complain about my ear. Karl bet me i wouldn't stretch it to an 8 before work today. So i just did. And it hurt. Quite a bit actually. Because my 6 was infected and all bloody and disgusting, so it started bleeding again when i stuck the 8 through. BUT I DID IT. And now i get £5 off Karl XD

But i have a throbby ear. Which is going to annoy me endlessly in work, so i'll probably be really snappy with everyone XD

Actually, no, i'll just take co-codamol before i go. It takes away aaaalll pain, it's like a mild dose of morphine :D So co-codamol down the hatch and i should be fine for a 6 and a half hour shift. YAY.

Erm... Back to school today. Wasn't that eventful, didn't even feel like we'd been away long.

We're having our artwork displayed in a gallery. Me and Amz invited Skye to come and see it, so we can sneakily turn him into one of the exhibits. "Skye the Mop" because of his new blue dreads XD

And Viper is coming to stay with me. Bad idea? Yes, probably, but i don't care. We have a plan. Amz is coming to stay too, Viper is sleeping on the sofa and me and her are going to ignore him and play Champions of Norrath all weekend XP

Fun fun.

That is all.

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Hmph, i'm bored and i have nothing to do, so i think it's time for a ramble... Since i haven't rambled for quite some time... Not properly anyway.
The only problem is i don't really have anything to ramble about... Erm...

The beetle was back today o.o I've named him Horace. He's a very nice beetle, but he gets in the way when i'm trying to serve customers. I had to keep leaping about to avoid squashing him. Simon asked me what i was doing, and i told him i didn't want to step on Horace. He gave me a very funny look, he probably thought i'd lost my mind completely in the heat XD

Yes, that's how bored i get in work. I make friends with beetles. Welcome to my life.

Back to school tomorrow. I'm quite looking forward to it actually! It'll be nice to see everyone again, even if it's only been a few weeks, it feels like forever! I've missed our noisy form time and annoying miss B! XD

I've decided that when i'm 'grown up', whenever that may be, and i actually have a substantial amount of money and a house of my own, i'm going to have a whole menagerie of animals! I was talking to Karl about it to day, and the looks he was giving me kept getting weirder and weirder as i chose species and names for all my future pets XD

First off, nice and simple, i want 5 cats. Sanzo, Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai and Betty. You'd understand that if you watched the episode of Saiyuki where they get a kitten XD
Then i'd have tarantulas, because Spike used to have loads and they're the only things with more than 4 legs that im not scared of. 3 boys called Aragog, Spindleshanks and Wilson (don't ask, it was a 'you had to be there' moment), and two girls called Charlotte and Shelob. They have their names for a reason.
Then i'd have an iguana called Milo. I don't really know why o.o
A Minor Bird called Shakespeare (Will for short XD)
A rat called Scabbers
A ferret called Moakjak
A corn snake called Winston
An Asp (yes, a venoumous snake, i'd keep it in a tank) called Cleo
A python called Orochimaru (Oreo for short XD)
A hamster called Special Patrol Group (anyone who gets that also gets a hug XD)
A huskie called Nanuk
A Saluki called Shadi
And a fish called Vyvyan. A really big fish. Catfish maybe.

And i will be very happy with all my animals. And probably drive whoever i live with absolutely crazy XD

Yeah Karl offended me by telling me he wouldn't be able to find me in a house full of animals. I threw my half eaten apple at him and he did a gorilla impression, which apparently proved his point. So i threw his coffee in the bin and he sulked for a while.

And then it was all ok again o_____o

That is all.

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Work wasn't so bad today, it didn't feel like such a long shift, which was nice XP Sat in the canteen with the usual people and watched House, cuz i had it on my phone XD Best quote ever:

House: He was hit by a bullet, aswell.
Cameron: He was shot?!
House: No, someone threw it at him.

XP me and Karl found the biggest pie i've ever seen in my life, and tried to steal it. We failed miserably and had to put the pie back XD

I'm still scared of my temper you know =/ Have you ever tried to have a normal conversation with your parents and they've just turned it into an argument for no reason? Yeah, it's infuriating.. So i just had an argument with my mum, came upstairs, picked up a hammer and smashed the bin. I didn't even know what i was doing, i just needed to break something. I'm just scared that one day i'll need to break something and that something will be another person, not a wall or door or bin.

Viper started talking to me again last night. He really pisses me off, he only talks to me when he wants something, and he totally sucks up to me being really nice but it's so obvious he's only trying to get something. So i told him i'd turned into a zombie while he was away and then i wouldn't talk to him XD

So i'm calm now, once i've broken something i calm down XP which is good. I do feel like taking out some frustrations on Champions of Norrath though... It's the best game evaaaaar!! :D

LAST WEEKEND SHIFT FOR THE REST OF THIS MONTH!!!!!!!!! *thrilled* 3 whole weeks of only working two 6 and a half hour shifts a week! BLISS!!!!

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Also, i'm stretching my ear to a 10 at some point next week. Then hopefully a 12 so i can finally hang my shark tooth from my ear with pride XD I just reminded myself of this by talking to my mum about it o.o

Mum: Why did you buy more of those thingies that go in your ear?
Me: I'm stretching it bigger..
Mum: WHY?
Me: So i can put a metal tunnle through it and hang a hoop from it and hang my shark tooth from that!
Mum: You'll look like a barbarian!
Me: I KNOW AYE!!! :D
Mum: =____=;;

XD good times, good times o.o

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Had an amusing day at work today. I spent 3 hours in the kiosk watching an insane beetle run round and round the room, it was quite amusing. Ended up with 3 people in there watching the beetle run round and round, it was bizarre but funny. Then Karl moved a box and the beetle had a complete spazzy fit and fell over, so we ignored it o.o

Other than that, i have a headache and i think i'm overdrawn. Again. Bastard.. And my mum's lost my ISA book so i can't even steal money from there and transfer it over to fix my own ridiculous financial problems XD It's ok though, i found a tenner so i'll plonk that in my bank and hopefully that'll solve everything o.o

That is all.

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Stole off Atay! Stop putting exciting things in your diary woman!! :D
I'm addicted to these, they make me happy XD Mainly cuz it's an easy and lazy way to build on a character's personality <.< >.>
I warn you in advance, Kim and Sheer are two VERY opinionated and VERY rude people. There are a few bits in here that may offend a few people. Just a warning XD

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself

Characters:
Reid: The Twelfth Hour (an msn RP XD how sad is that lerd?!?! :D)
Kim: Same as Reid. And Kim is a BOY.
Sheer: Ditto the other too. And this one's a girl XP
Seren: aka Serendipity. Another girl, from The Twelfth Hour again. 

Hello everyone. I have a few questions to ask all of you.
Reid: Ok cool. *puts book down*
Kim: What the hell man? I'm busy! *glaaaaaaaare*
Sheer: *death glare*
Seren: You people are a bunch of moody asses, you know that?

How old are you?
Reid: 29. Oh my Gods, I'm nearly half way to 60! That's awful XD
Kim: 25...
Sheer: I don't know.
Seren: Ehe... I'm around 3000. Not actually sure *sweatdrop*
Beki: Umm.. I should explain.. Sheer and Seren are both what's called 'Ancients'. Basically they live a hell of a lot longer than normal people. Kim is half 'vampire' though he hates being called that, and Reid is just a normal human :D

What do you like to eat?
Reid: Hmm... Duck!
Kim: ¬___¬ Human life force, mainly. No, I do not drink blood, that's a stupid fucking stereotype. I'm NOT A VAMPIRE DAMMIT.
Sheer: Meat. Raw, cooked, still breathing. All are good. 
Seren: Ew... I'm a vegetarian... So... Vegetables! :D
Kim: Oh GOODY! </sarcasm>

Do you have any interesting traits?
Reid: Urm... Not really.
Kim: Reid is a boring ass who constantly has his nose buried in a book. His most interesting trait is that he's half blind, and that's just stupid.
Reid: Thanks for that Kim. Whereas your most interesting trait is that you like to kill people and suck out their life force. That's so much better than being half blind.
Kim: Fuck you, jerk off...
Seren: Mature guys... Well apart from my fact that I've outlived over 10 generations of my own family... I can use magic... I guess that's interesting XD
Sheer: I have tattoos on my face. I did them myself. I think that's interesting.
Reid: I think that's scary...
Kim: And I think you're a pussy. Now we're done with the opinions, can we move on?

How do you spend your time here on elftown?
Reid: Elftown? What's that? I don't think I've ever met an elf...
Kim: *absent mindedly* I killed an elf once... They've got very tasty life force...
Sheer: =____= I don't know what that is and I don't care. Can I go please?
Seren: No, sit down Sheer. I'm... Not sure what Elftown is... But I have met a few elves and they're a very pleasant race!
Kim: “And they're a very pleasant race”... Come on Seren, stop spreading on the honey, we all know you're an evil bitch deep down.
Seren: *under her breath to Kim* Kim I'm going to rip your useless little face off in a minute if you don't shut the hell up and act like a civil human being!
Kim: *under his breath* See what I mean...

Are you a virgin?
Reid: Not at all, I'm married, and I have a daughter XD
Kim: You could be married and be a virgin... It wouldn't surprise me with you...
Reid: *rolls eyes* Yes, but I can't be a virgin and have a child, dumbass.
Kim: OOOOOH Reid said a bad word! :O :O </sarcasm> I'm not a virgin.
Sheer: No, because you like to rape your victims before you suck out their brains, right? *sneer* ...No, I'm not.
Seren: I've been alive for over 3000 years, what do you think? XD

Who's your mate/spouse?
Reid: My lovely wife Amella ^.^
Kim: His lovely wife Amella.
Reid: KIM!
Kim: *smirk*
Sheer: Don't have one..
Seren: Me neither. My husband died a LONG time ago. He was, alas human, and as such had a human lifespan. I could never bring myself to remarry..

Have you killed anyone?
Reid: Certainly not.
Kim: You don't know what you're missing.
Reid: I'll remain ignorant, thanks.
Sheer: Yeah, 'course. For fun too, it's my hobby ^__^
Seren: The only thing you truly enjoy... She was raised a barbarian, so she can't be fully blamed... Alas, I have fought in countless wars, so I'm as guilty of murder as Kim and Sheer.

Do you hate anyone?
Reid: Hate is such a strong word... But... I cannot deny my hatred for the Gloom...
Kim: I'm half Gloom you jackass! *snarl*
Reid: ...I rest my case...
Sheer: I hate everyone.
Seren:...As an Ancient, I have seen a lot of hatred, and it never brings any good to the world. So no, I don't.
Beki: I should explain.. Again... The Gloom are a race very similar to vampires... They feed on life force mainly, and also on people's strongest traits. For example: intelligence, sexuality, confidence, optimism.. Or indeed pessimism, hatred, lust, envy etc etc.

Do you love anyone?
Reid: My wife, and my beautiful daughter Marie.
Kim: Love? What a tasty snack...
Sheer: *rolls eyes*
Seren: No, not anymore.

What do you do to relax?
Reid: I read, play piano and talk to my wife. She's very intelligent, she's a wonderful person to just sit and chat too ^////^
Kim: Sex, smoking, alcohol, killing. All very relaxing.
Sheer: I kill things. Or just hurt them. In fact, torture is more relaxing, I feel.
Seren: I sing =3
Reid: And you do so beautifully, I must say =]
 
Any parting words?
Reid: Well... Goodbye I suppose!
Kim: ...Cunt.
Reid: KIM! What the hell is wrong with you??
Kim: I thought I might as well end with the biggest taboo in the dictionary *shrug*
Sheer: I agree with Kim. Nigger.
Seren: *smacks Kim and Sheer round their heads* SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PAIR OF TOTAL IDIOTS!!! We should seriously prevent these two from ever breeding, it would be no loss to the world! I apologise for them, I really do, they're atrocious. *smacks them again* My parting words are... Never listen to anything these two say. Especially Kim. Toodles!

Stole this off Atay :p

Q: Type in "<your name> needs" in the Google search:

A: Beki needs a cactus shoved up her vagina
LOL XD best thing ever

Q: Type in "<your name> looks like" in Google search:

A: Beki looks like she's been smoking the reefer
o.O

Q: Type in "<your name> says" in Google search:

A: Beki says goodbye to the AAA
Yes. Yes i do.

Q: Type in "<your name> wants" in Google search:

A: Beki wants to destroy her school
YES! PARTY! XD

Q: Type in "<your name> does" in Google search:

A: Beki does london
Yes i do XD

Q: Type in "<your name> hates" in Google search:

A: Beki hates school
No i don't o.o

Q: Type in "<your name> asks" in Google search:

A: Beki asks Jack to start serving brunch
Who's Jack? XD

Q: Type in "<your name> goes" in Google search:

A: Beki goes to school
All these are about school o.o

Q: Type in "<your name> likes" in Google search:

A: Beki likes cake
YAY!

Q: Type in "<your name> eats" in Google search:

A: Beki eats catnip
LOL yeah i do..

Q: Type in "<your name> wears" in Google search:

A: Beki wears a stunning red dress
o.o


Q: Type in "<your name> was arrested for" in Google Search:

A: Beki was arrested for having sex with a student
NOOOOOOOOOOOO it's out :O i've slept with a student!!! Oh noez!!! How bad of me XD

LOL that amused me..

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I. Am. In. So. Much. Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain ;___;

This started last night, woke me up at about 2am. I can't move my head. Seriously. I have no idea what i've done, but every time i move my head i get this pain shooting up from the top of my spine between my shoulders, right round the back and sides of my head. And it's PAIN. I have quite a good pain tolerance, you kinda have to when you've got permanent deep muscle damage in your back, so i'm not exagerating when i say this REALLY fucking hurts. To the extent where when i woke up i thought "ow, my head hurts", then i looked to the left and instantly threw up because it hurt so much. It's taken me 3 hours to motivate myself enough to deal with getting out of bed, and that hurt so much i nearly cried. Now i'm trying my hardest not to move my head at all. I'm doped up on co-codamol to deal with the headache (which is separate from the neck pain, just a constant dull ache).. and i keep getting dizzy spells and nausea. Not nice. I think i'm gonna have to cancel my driving lesson and drinking session, because right now i feel like i should be booking my funeral.

Aaanyway. I'm still refusing to go to the doctors. This family is a bunch of hypochondriacs. Me and my dad are the only one's who aren't, and we're the only ones who actually have something wrong with us. Ironic really. My brother gets a rash, he's got Lupus. I get flu, it's Meningitis. Dad kicks a pigeon, he's got Cryptococcosis. You get the picture, mum always thinks there's going to be something seriously wrong, so i'm just going to say i strained my neck doing lifting in work or something (lol yeah lifting the really heavy cigarettes off the shelf o.o). I just don't want to cause another mass-family panic. It's ridiculous and i can't be doing with it...

So. My diagnosis is: I have no idea what's wrong. Maybe it's linked to my muscle problems somehow.
My treatment: Dope up on co-codamol and any other painkillers i can get hold of, and carry on like normal. Except for driving lessons. I think i'd be dangerous on the road, dizziness is bad when driving.

I just wanted to complain somewhere without causing a huge family-wide panic attack, so i'll complain here where i know they can't see it XD

That is all.

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