Waaaah, power's going down at 9:00 in my village and they don't know when it's coming back on D; but they said it'll probably be off all day >.< WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT ELECTRICITY FOR A DAY!!!! =[ Supposedly it's off till about 5... I finish school at 11:15 today, and i'm usually home before 1... WHAT. AM. I. GOING. TO. DO. WITH. MYSELF?!?!?!?!?! I may well just come in and go to bed =___=

I hate the modern age sometimes XD

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LOL.

"People say they've been panic shopping... Buying lots of bread and water and stuff... That's not panic shopping, that's sensible! Panic shopping is where you run in and go 'Give me a victorian hat stand, a tiger and a satsuma!! NOW!!!'" 

Russell off Mock the Week XD XD *dies*

Love that show.

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O-M-G!!!!! Live action Dragonball Z movie!!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS!?!?!!??! I just had the biggest nervy spaz EVER when i saw the advert... i was like "OMG REAL GOKU!!!!" and then i fell off the couch.

Yes.

Pancakes now, toodles :D

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LMAOOOOOOOOO!!! *snort* ...and breathe. Conversation i had with Emily on the phone earlier, talking about the 4th case in the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney game:

Me: Emily, i can't do it, von Karma is a total bastard!
Emily: Yus, it took me ages to do his case. Go crazy though.
Me: What?
Emily: Go craaaaaazy. Pretend you are von Karma, what would you have done? HAVE A VON KARMA-RAMA!!!
Me: I can't believe you just said that. *dies laughing on the floor*

XD That game has taken over my life X3 i love it so much i'm actually considering re-thinking my entire life and becoming a lawyer XD XD XD I never would, because in britain lawyers have to wear stupid wigs and im pretty sure its nowhere near as exciting as in the game, but still! The fact that i've even thought about it proves how obsessed with this damn game i am...

Von Karmarama... *gigglesnort*

I'm going now O_O

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Snowing again D: It's getting a bit crap now! I like snow when it's fresh, and pretty, and i can go for walks in it. I don't like it when it's sludgy and grey and icky and kids feel the need to throw it at everyone who is moving. Bleeeeh.
Oh weeeeeeelll... Re-dying my hair today. I'm gonna lose the pink because every time i wash it the blue runs into the pink and it's starting to go purple anyway... So i'm gonna shampoo it and condition it a million times to try and fade the colour and then go completely blue all over :D fun fun fun
My college application form arrived yesterday too, so i'm filling that out today and starting to organize a portfolio o.o *nervous* i have no idea what i'm going to do if i don't get into college.. I suppose it's all over after that, so fingers crossed O_O
I've been OBSESSED with the Ace Attourney game (Trials and Tribulations) over the last few days, it's made me want to be a lawyer!!! O_O it's so much fun XD nothing like what it would really be like in a courtroom, but awesome nonetheless. I've nearly completed it now though which is depressing so i'm gonna have to find/download the other three games D:

Uuuuh... Did i have anything else to witter about?? OH YAH. I've been having REALLY weird, twisted, vivid dreams lately O_O The last 3 nights i've had a recurring dream about this cult of demons breaking into an 18 year old guy's house and nailing him down to a board and torturing him. Really freaky stuff XD

That is all.

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Wheeee! It's been snowing loads here and the school is le-closed! YAY! I love the snow X3 i might go for a walk now just because it's all pretty and white and no ones tramped through it all yet XD My brother's really pissed off because his school used to close if one flake of snow fell, but they have a new teacher now and she's said that the school is staying open to all the kids who are within walking distance of it. Which is like 95% of them because it's a village school. HA! So he got bundled off to school half an hour ago looking really depressed XD YUS! I'm going back to bed, i went for a walk last night, it's too much effort to leave my house at the moment XD BED!

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Waaaaa i had a gooood night last night, what i remember of it was good anyway XD I got sooo drunk its unreal, but its not my fault, people kept buying me drinks for doing various things, like pole dancing XD I saw Courtz again (who i used to work with a year ago) so that was awesome! Spent most of the night wandering around with Ruth chatting up random strangers and being chatted up by random strangers XD It was a fuuuuuun night but im uber tired now because i didnt sleep last night at all =/ So yes, off to bed for another couple hours kip. I'll try and remember more of what happened last night and write a proper diary about it, all i know was it was awesome and i wanna do it again next friday XD

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Wheee, going to Rosie's tonight with [Lexi. Short and Sweet!], Shammy, Ruth, Dan, Cross, Amz and Freyah. Should be fuuuuuuuuun. Tbh im not really a club person, too loud and cramped, i'm more a chilled pub person, but it should be fun all the same :D

Be back tomorrow at some time :D

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"And meanwhile, Voldemort's sheep had taken over the world!" PMSL XD

Yeah i really need to go to bed XD

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Maaaagh X3 I'm totally addicted to this DVD boxset thing that i bought completely on a whim off Ebay. I didn't even know what it was but i bought it and i love it X3 It's called 10th kingdom and it's like 3 full length movies, each about 2 and a half hours long. I've watched the first two and i'm really having to restrain myself from watching the third tonight XD It'd be past 3am before i got to bed... BUT IT'S SO GOOD! And it's just got to a really exciting bit and i wanna know what happens to Wolf because he's the best character ever invented!!!!! O___O *fangasm* ...Yes. A wolf in the form of a man. He's funny dammit!!!! ¬___¬  Wolf: "No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me."  X3 i love him! And the goblins, and the prince, and everyone!!! It's awesome =3 It's like a sort of adult-ish fairy tale.. Well i'd say some of the humour is adultish anyway and there's reference to drugs and sex and one of the trolls cuts himself when his dad dies... But somehow it's all really funny and yet serious at the same time WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *hooked*

Yeah that's all i really wanted to say o.o reaaaally busy these next couple of days. Got Pentre tomorrow and clubbing for Alex's 18th on Friday then going out with the rents on saturday... I have no idea how i'm going to stretch my last £40 to all this, but i'll manage somehow X3

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Waaaaa X3 You know that warm fuzzly feeling you get when you finish something really important that you've been putting off for ages? Like an A-Level art project for example? Well yeah, i have that X3 I just managed to pull 4 months worth of written coursework out of the air and put it together in a very stylish looking finished project in the space of 3 hours X3 i think i deserve an award for that XD although, managing to do good work on extremely short notice because i procrastinate so much is my speciality :p

Happy now =3 No more mr. T threatening to murder me with a pencil :D

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Blue and pink hair ahoy X3

Quote:

Dom: Why you pulling a funny face in your picture?
Me: Because i'm awesome.
Dom: *silence*

XD says it all

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I has blue and silver hair :D  

I'll take a picture when i get home X3

YAY!

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Aaaaaah, well that's it! The end of an era, tonight was my last night at Makro! I can't believe how upset i was, they bought me a white gold locket and big massive tub of sweets, and i was literally fighting not to cry as everyone said goodbye. As i walked out Photograph by Nickleback came on, i don't know whether someone did it on purpose but i was like 'NOOOO, TURN IT OFF!' XD i just burst into tears the minute i got into my car and i'm still crying now, listening to that song ;___; I will never forget all the amazing people i met in there, and i will DEFINATELY be seeing them all again, no matter what! I won't miss the place but i will definately miss the people, they're all legends <3

"It's time to say it, time to say it...

Goodbye, goodbye."

;____; <3

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*sneaks into Atay's house*

*steals*

*FLEE!!*


Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.


1)Name?
Beki

The hottest awesomeset girl in the world.
I love Beki.
(Lolwhut?! That makes me sound so conceited thoooooooough >.< stupid people writing stupid definitions in dictionary thingies... blah)

2)Your age?
18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
(Haha, gutted for Americans, i can buy alcohol now that i'm 18 XD british laws own)


3)One of your friends?
Amz

Little known slang word from mid eastern Ireland It means "Damn nice Rack"
(lmfao how appropriate XD people who know Amz will know why XD)


4)What should you be doing?
Cleaning

The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
(hahahaha, true story)

5)Favorite color?
Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
("IT'S PERMA-CLOWN!!!" ....someone better know what that's from or i'm going to die from my own lameness XD)


6)Birthplace?
St.Asaph

There was no definition for it XD So i'll give one. It's a place with a big white church that i never go to anymore.


7)Birth month?
December

The month in which the hottest women are born.
(*snort* this is making me sound so big headed, but i swear this is what the damn dictionary is saying! CURSE YOU DICTIONARY!!!)


8)Last person you talked to?
Dad

The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
(haha XD)

9)One of your nicknames?
Bek

Bek is a nickname for Becky which is a nickname for Rebecca which is a nickname for Parker's mom from tiverton, ri

(And someone is a bit of a dicktard. What kind of definition is that?!?)

Fun fun fun :D

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Waaaaaaa, been watching Ghost Hunt NONESTOP!!! Fooking epic anime, i love it <3 with a capital... <   .....yeah.

Work today was hilarious.

Nic: it says admin.
Mark: no, that says admiw... admiwee.
Nic: *lol*
Mark: you want me to laminate the admiwee?
Nic: *giggling fit*
Me: *trying not to laugh*
Mark: Sexwee. Can you laminate sexwee?
Me: *snort*
Mark: It could be like a souvenier. There's a pube, and some cum, and a cheesy tonail there.
Me and Nic: *lmao*
Nic: you're disgusting.
Mark: lamniated cheesey tonails, laminaaaaate.
Me: *breathes, calms down*
Mark: *steps backwards, falls over a box and crashes straight into the filing cabinet*
Me and Nic: *ROFL* (seriously, she fell to the floor!)

I should point out at this point that Mark is my boss and Nic is my supervisor. I'm proper gonna miss Makro XD

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Aaaaah, i was just reading some of my old moods and i have no idea what i was talking about in half of them XD How my brain works, i don't know... Why am i talking like Yoda? Fucknut i am.

Previous moods that made me lol:

"Nic has put a fish out" <<what?
"I'm going to trolley you into a ditch in a minute" << ORLY?
"Oooooh dear, i put the caterpilla in my bag!" << I think this was Amz XD
"GOOD GOD YOU RUINED DISNEY! MY EARS, MY EARS!" << LOLWHUT?
"ARRRGH *spazz* I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!" << No, i have no idea what was happening that i couldn't believe.
"*Ommmm* inner peace, inner peace... *ommmm*" <<Hippie much?? XD
"My left retina has committed suicide :D" << Of course it has
"I feel like i've swallowed a walrus..." <<And we all know what that feels like :|

Just got back from a job interview, it went well, i think. So yeah, waiting for the verdict and currently buzzing on adrenaline so it's all good.

I nearly accidentally killed myself last night XD See, i have this unicorn mirror right? It's shaped, would you believe it, like a unicorn. Anyway, it was on the floor by my bed propped up on something, and i leant over to grab something and sliced my wrist open on the bloody horn! Right across the vein, proper down the road not across the street style, or whatever it is! I ran downstairs like 'mum, mum, the unicorn mirror tried to kill me look! It wants me to be emo and slit my wrist!" and my mum just tutted at me and gave me a plaster. So now i have a very dodgy looking cut on my wrist and everyone thinks i've tried to top myself O_O oh well XD

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Oh one more thing. Me and Amz and Toni were talking about Heath Ledger's last film (i don't know anything about it, Toni was telling me, i thought Batman was his last one but apparently he was in the middle of filming another one when he died).. anyway, apprently Johnny Depp is taking his place in the role, and that spawned this conversation between me and Amz, which i thought was funny, if a bit morbid.

Me: Awww, so Heath's only gonna be in half of it.. It won't be the same without him!
Amz: Yeah, but.. Johnny Depp!
Me: But, but... But Heath Ledger!
Amz: Johnny Depp is better looking though.
Me: Truuuue... and now it's both of them in one film! ...Johnny Depp AND Heath Ledger...
*Long pause*
Me + Amz: Making out!
All at our table: *ROFL*

We said it in EXACT unison, and we seem to do that all the time, it just goes to show how our minds work in a very similar way XD

And yes, RIP Heath and all that, i'm not trying to insult the dead or anything, but seriously, if he was still alive, it would be hot. Yes.

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