Word association fail:
Pritchard: Gorillas.
Dainton: Silverback.
Pritchard: Guatemala.
Dainton: The jungle.
Pritchard: The water jungle.
All: *silence for a few seconds*
Joyce: Where might the water jungle be Matthew?
Pritchard: I meant rainforest!!!
Joyce: *twats Pritchard over the head with bamboo cane*
PMSL!!!!
Pritchard = my future husband
XD
Feeling better now XD
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You know what i really hate? People who lie. People who lie to try and make life easier for themselves because they don't have the fucking balls to be straight with other people. I'm always straight with people, if i think someone is acting like a twat, i'll tell them. If i just don't like someone, i'll tell them. If i think something bad about someone, i'll tell them about it. And for once it'd be nice if people would be straight with me too. If someone has a problem with me i'd much rather them come up and tell me to my face, rather than starting up a load of bollocks behind my back, lying to me, and getting other people to lie to me as well. If someone came up to me and said "I don't like your attitude" or "I don't like the fact that you smoke" or "I think you drink too much" or anything like that, i'd be like ok, cool, that's your opinion and i can deal with that. But people who lie to me and bullshit behind my back, as well as saying things that aren't even true, can just go to hell as far as i'm concerned. I've had a bitch of a day and i don't see why i should have to deal with pussies who are too scared to say things to my face so they sneak around behind my back and hope i won't notice. Newsflash, i always notice. If someone is saying shit about me then i always find out, every time, because there's always someone who will tell me about it. And now it's just got me in a foul fucking mood which isn't necessary at all. I HATE people doing shit behind my back, and now a bunch of other people have got involved i can see a massive fight kicking off which is also completely unecessary. And yeah, i'm in the mood for a fight now, all because a couple of people had a problem with me but didn't have the balls to tell it to me straight. JESUS. Do people never learn? GAAAAAAAAAH.
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Ok, ranting done, back to normal stuff that doesn't involve me kicking someone's head in. I was meant to have an injection today but they couldn't give it to me because apparently i have a temperature and i could be coming down with something o.O good news that XD Got Pentre tomorrow which i'm looking forward to, and yes i'm going to get completely fucking trashed because maybe it'll stop me wanting to smash chairs over people's heads. I tend to get over things faster when i'm drunk. Plus Dom is going which should be extremely amusing :D
I'm cooking dinner for mothers day as well which is probably going to be a disaster because me + cooking = fail. Unless it's cakes. I am the cake master!!! :D Apart from that... Well put it this way, cheese on toast anyone?
I think that's all i had to say. I'm gonna go and beat up the punchbag for a while to realease my need to punch something :D
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Pritchard: Dainton, you just bust my fucking jaw!
Dainton: *laughing*
Pritchard: That's not fucking funny!
Dainton: What kind of pain is that then?
Pritchard: *pause* oh i got a bit of a headache.
XD i love them XD
Lie in tomorrow (Y) back to my tv :D
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I AM IN A PROPER WEIRD MOOD TONIGHT!!! O_O
I have been SO pissy all day today, and i was getting gradually more and more pissed off as the day went on due to various things...
Which is a shame because i had a well good night last night staying at Amz's, we played Clocktower 3 till like 2am XD Awesome game. We also made a giant cookie o.o
But now after being moody and bad tempered all day i'm suddenly in a really good mood O_O i had my usual takeover of the tv from 10 to whach Jackass and Dirty Sanchez, had some toast, and now i'm suddenly hyper for no reason D; not good when i need to sleep because i have to do a stupid presentation thing tomorrow. And Amz's probably still pissed off so i can see some sparks flying at some point tomorrow, and not the good kind of sparks XD heads will probably roll, but that's life. We were both having a bit of a pissy day today actually o.O fun fun.. Ahahaha it's Dom's birthday tomorrow i just remembered... I was meant to put a happy birthday dom on the end of my presentation..
HRAAAAAAAAAAAA
We found something else out yesterday while playing Clocktower. There's this horrible character called Sledgehammer who follows you around in the first level, and i was proper panicking and getting freaked out. When i panic, i get a really strong welsh accent XD So i'm there like "I can't fucking run, there's a table in the bloody way and he's right fucking there!!" ..But imagine that, my voice, welsh accent, raspy voice from screaming so much/alcohol.. yeah i pretty much sounded like a 40 year old welsh man, it was awesome XD So, if ever you're with me and you think we might be in a life threatening situation, only panic when i become welsh XD
That's my little piece of helpful advice for the day.
I've also lost my phone somewhere.
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I HAVEN'T MOVED AAAAAAAAAAAALL
I've just been feeling so tired and groggy all day i thought 'right, that's it, i'm doing nothing today.' and i have and it's been fun :D it's amazing how long i can just sit and do absolutely nothing for. 3 hours i've just been sitting here, listening to music and thinking, it's awesome XD and before that i was reading and before that i was simming, that's it! i need to eat now though, im starving o.o
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I HAVE CHEESE AND ONION FUCKING CRISPS, I'M WELL HAPPY!!!
Gonna buy some jagermeister tomorrow cuz im having a drinking weekend by the bloody sounds of it haaaaaahahahah
dieartty whooooooore...
iv'e been drinking a bit right, and i'm proper mellow... you know when you just get that sort of glaze like you want to go to bed but you cant because everything is just fucking funny... i love drinking its awesome
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AAaaaaah right i had a proper good night tonight!! Pentre, as usual, but it was mad fun this week!! evne etheough it always is it was awesome... we made friends with a french guy lololol XD and there was the fittest guy in the universe in there, like proper drop dead omg im going to have a heart attack if i look at him fit lolololol then i came in and watched dirty sanchez and its made me want to do stupid dangerous things :D
Pancho + Skiing = funniest thing ever
Dirty Sanchez make Jackass look like a bunch of pretty boy pussies sometimes XD not that i don't like Jackass, but the sanchez boys are welsh ffs, they own!
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I just made a Phoenix Wright cake :D it has made me very happy XD I'll post a picture in a minute, but right now i have to go and clean my kitchen up, because apparently i can't make a cake without making a humongous mess to go along with it O_O
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Uuuuugh, sixth form is such a big shitfuck of crap!!! BAH! Seriously, if i took nearly a month of for no valid reason, they'd kick my ass out of there without a second thought. I mean seriously, i had a week off because i had the flu, i was genuinely ill, my mum rang in for me and everything, and i got thrown off my english course because of it! But a certain person takes a month off becauase he was 'allegedly' really ill, though he has no descisive evidence to prove that point, and he just gets told to make sure he goes to all his lessons! No warning, no fucking nothing, it pisses me off so much >.< BLAAAAAAAAAAAA
On a lighter note... um... i don't think there is one o.O I'm just in a generally bad mood tonight... Pish. I'm having a lie in tomorrow though so i'll probably have cheered up by then. Probably.
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Waaaah, power's going down at 9:00 in my village and they don't know when it's coming back on D; but they said it'll probably be off all day >.< WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT ELECTRICITY FOR A DAY!!!! =[ Supposedly it's off till about 5... I finish school at 11:15 today, and i'm usually home before 1... WHAT. AM. I. GOING. TO. DO. WITH. MYSELF?!?!?!?!?! I may well just come in and go to bed =___=
I hate the modern age sometimes XD
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LOL.
"People say they've been panic shopping... Buying lots of bread and water and stuff... That's not panic shopping, that's sensible! Panic shopping is where you run in and go 'Give me a victorian hat stand, a tiger and a satsuma!! NOW!!!'"
Russell off Mock the Week XD XD *dies*
Love that show.
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O-M-G!!!!! Live action Dragonball Z movie!!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS!?!?!!??! I just had the biggest nervy spaz EVER when i saw the advert... i was like "OMG REAL GOKU!!!!" and then i fell off the couch.
Yes.
Pancakes now, toodles :D
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LMAOOOOOOOOO!!
Me: Emily, i can't do it, von Karma is a total bastard!
Emily: Yus, it took me ages to do his case. Go crazy though.
Me: What?
Emily: Go craaaaaazy. Pretend you are von Karma, what would you have done? HAVE A VON KARMA-RAMA!!!
Me: I can't believe you just said that. *dies laughing on the floor*
XD That game has taken over my life X3 i love it so much i'm actually considering re-thinking my entire life and becoming a lawyer XD XD XD I never would, because in britain lawyers have to wear stupid wigs and im pretty sure its nowhere near as exciting as in the game, but still! The fact that i've even thought about it proves how obsessed with this damn game i am...
Von Karmarama... *gigglesnort*
I'm going now O_O
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Snowing again D: It's getting a bit crap now! I like snow when it's fresh, and pretty, and i can go for walks in it. I don't like it when it's sludgy and grey and icky and kids feel the need to throw it at everyone who is moving. Bleeeeh.
Oh weeeeeeelll... Re-dying my hair today. I'm gonna lose the pink because every time i wash it the blue runs into the pink and it's starting to go purple anyway... So i'm gonna shampoo it and condition it a million times to try and fade the colour and then go completely blue all over :D fun fun fun
My college application form arrived yesterday too, so i'm filling that out today and starting to organize a portfolio o.o *nervous* i have no idea what i'm going to do if i don't get into college.. I suppose it's all over after that, so fingers crossed O_O
I've been OBSESSED with the Ace Attourney game (Trials and Tribulations) over the last few days, it's made me want to be a lawyer!!! O_O it's so much fun XD nothing like what it would really be like in a courtroom, but awesome nonetheless. I've nearly completed it now though which is depressing so i'm gonna have to find/download the other three games D:
Uuuuh... Did i have anything else to witter about?? OH YAH. I've been having REALLY weird, twisted, vivid dreams lately O_O The last 3 nights i've had a recurring dream about this cult of demons breaking into an 18 year old guy's house and nailing him down to a board and torturing him. Really freaky stuff XD
That is all.
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Wheeee! It's been snowing loads here and the school is le-closed! YAY! I love the snow X3 i might go for a walk now just because it's all pretty and white and no ones tramped through it all yet XD My brother's really pissed off because his school used to close if one flake of snow fell, but they have a new teacher now and she's said that the school is staying open to all the kids who are within walking distance of it. Which is like 95% of them because it's a village school. HA! So he got bundled off to school half an hour ago looking really depressed XD YUS! I'm going back to bed, i went for a walk last night, it's too much effort to leave my house at the moment XD BED!
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Waaaaa i had a gooood night last night, what i remember of it was good anyway XD I got sooo drunk its unreal, but its not my fault, people kept buying me drinks for doing various things, like pole dancing XD I saw Courtz again (who i used to work with a year ago) so that was awesome! Spent most of the night wandering around with Ruth chatting up random strangers and being chatted up by random strangers XD It was a fuuuuuun night but im uber tired now because i didnt sleep last night at all =/ So yes, off to bed for another couple hours kip. I'll try and remember more of what happened last night and write a proper diary about it, all i know was it was awesome and i wanna do it again next friday XD
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Wheee, going to Rosie's tonight with [Lexi. Short and Sweet!], Shammy, Ruth, Dan, Cross, Amz and Freyah. Should be fuuuuuuuuun. Tbh im not really a club person, too loud and cramped, i'm more a chilled pub person, but it should be fun all the same :D
Be back tomorrow at some time :D
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"And meanwhile, Voldemort's sheep had taken over the world!" PMSL XD
Yeah i really need to go to bed XD
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Maaaagh X3 I'm totally addicted to this DVD boxset thing that i bought completely on a whim off Ebay. I didn't even know what it was but i bought it and i love it X3 It's called 10th kingdom and it's like 3 full length movies, each about 2 and a half hours long. I've watched the first two and i'm really having to restrain myself from watching the third tonight XD It'd be past 3am before i got to bed... BUT IT'S SO GOOD! And it's just got to a really exciting bit and i wanna know what happens to Wolf because he's the best character ever invented!!!!! O___O *fangasm* ...Yes. A wolf in the form of a man. He's funny dammit!!!! ¬___¬ Wolf: "No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me." X3 i love him! And the goblins, and the prince, and everyone!!! It's awesome =3 It's like a sort of adult-ish fairy tale.. Well i'd say some of the humour is adultish anyway and there's reference to drugs and sex and one of the trolls cuts himself when his dad dies... But somehow it's all really funny and yet serious at the same time WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeah that's all i really wanted to say o.o reaaaally busy these next couple of days. Got Pentre tomorrow and clubbing for Alex's 18th on Friday then going out with the rents on saturday... I have no idea how i'm going to stretch my last £40 to all this, but i'll manage somehow X3
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