ROFL!
Bill Bailey is a legend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IbyWxEq-0c&mode=related&search=
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ACK! Nose bleed!! >_<
LOL, it's quite funny actually XD
Ok, shutting up. x)

RIGHT!! I have a challenge for anyone and everyone XD (Whoever happens to be reading this actually..) I have 5 new characters, who started out as just practice of facial expressions and weird angles.. But i have decided that i like them! SO! I will be writing them into a story x) The challenge is this: Since i'm so bad at coming up with names for my characters, i want some help. Simple as that. Come up with names! XD The picture of them is up in my house, the quality is bad but it's the best i can do XD Be imaginative :p (One thing, no Japanese names.. My characters always end up with Japanese names XD)
Ok, ramblement over, i'm off to do something useful now <_< >_>

Gaaah, my computer just had a big melt-down-spazz and deleted all my sims2 stuff -___- and now all my backup files are corrupt so i cant re-install anything *le-sigh* a whole years worth of downloads and bodyshop creations gone.. *grumbles* now i have to re-download everything.. Feh... I'm quite impressed with myself though, because when the computer killed all my folders, instead of losing my temper and beating it up like i would have a few months ago, i grumbled at it and went to get a cup of tea XD I'm getting better at this not destroying the computer by losing my temper with it thing <_< >_> xP

Hmm... I just woke up XD I ALWAYS do this! Whenever i'm tired, i go and sleep, then end up staying up all night because i'm not tired anymore >_< i got back from a shopping trip with [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] at 5, and went straight to sleep on the sofa... woke up at 9:15... Gah!
I'm eating crackers *nods* because.. i ate at Pizza Hut today, so i feel fat, and crackers are healthy... i think... What the hell is in crackers anyway?? *looks at box* hmm.. nothing that sounds too unhealthy.. 0.4g of fat per cracker.. is that good?? It doesn't sound like TOO much XD 0.1g of sodium.. WHY?! I ALWAYS say this, and everyone thinks i'm weird, but WHY do we need that?? Sodium explodes in water! I don't want that in my system!! *paranoid that stomach will explode* XD And why in the name of God is there egg shell under my keyboard?! What has my dad been doing with an egg in the computer room?! Ffs, my family are weirdos =/
Anywho, i feel like having a long ramble this fine evening, so i shall ramble about Ruths sleepover which was INSANELY funny XD I haven't laughed so much in a long time! I'm putting some thingies in because.. i can ^__^

Me Alex + Ruth: *having very wrong conversation*
Ruth: My dad is probably listening you know XD
Alex:..... My name is BEKI.
Beki: Eh? *not getting it*
Beki: .....*gets it*....
Ruth: And, just to clarify this situation, i'm Rob.
Beki and Alex: *ROFL*

Beki: *hits Alex's shortbread out of her hand. It goes down her top*
Alex: *picks it out and eats it*
Ruth: ALEX! You can't eat it now! Eww!
Alex: *indignant* it's my chest!

Ruth: And, and, i was just saying, that i'm ugly being Josh! (apparently this made sense XD)

Beki: Say something intelligent Alex!
Alex: Oxymoronic is abused when juxtaposition is a theme in the play of Shakespeare.
Beki: ....Shakespeare wasn't a play Alex...
Alex + Beki: *ROFL*

(Watching the Covenant)
This was the moment that Caleb wakes up with a darkling in his room.
Ruth: *long pause* YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!
Alex Beki + Rach: *ROFL*

Ruth: The Hessian and Ichabod is like... Harry Potter and Dumbledore.
Beki: *falls of bed laughing*

Ok, there are many more, but i think i'd be better off keeping them all in my head or putting them on a wiki instead of spamming up my diary XD But it was an amazingly funny party! Me Alex and Ruth started out watching My Neighbors the Yamadas, which is a REALLY strange cartoon thing about a totally insane family.. Then we went to pick up Rach after watching a bunch of Greenwing stuff on Youtube. After Rach arrived we went to Tesco and got margarine XD then went home and watched the covenant, which i don't think any of us took seriously... Me and Ruth were doing a running commentry pretty much the whole way through <_< >_> i love picking at the plot of films like that (the kind that are meant to be quite scary, but aren't) it was a good film, but some parts that just had me in stitches! We then watched this Korean film which was very Rush Hour ish. We got it because the dude on the front looked hot, but it was really dissapointing because in the film he was a dork! But the guy who looked like a Korean Johnny Depp in leather trousers made up for it XD We watched a bit of Bill Bailey then Ruth's dad went to bed, so me Ruth and Alex decided to go downstairs to watch Sleepy Hollow (AKA the most addictive film on the planet) Rach was tired so stayed upstairs to sleep (i don't blame her, it was 1am by this point). By the end of the film me and Ruth had decided that we were doing a sequal to the film in which Ichabod goes back to the Hollow and has babies with the Hessian! I'm not really sure how we got onto the subject, but it was SO FREAKING FUNNY when we did. We were talking about what their little baby Hessian's would look like, and it was highly amusing. Then as we were going upstairs we both collapsed because her dad was snoring REALLY loud. He sounded like a depressed cow. Seriously. When we actually went to bed i couldn't sleep for ages because i was giggling at him so much XD And Ruth didn't help coming out with her Harry Potter and Dumbledore line which started Alex off giggling too! XD So all in all it was a very good party XD
I was gonna ramble about my shopping trip thing in had with Alex today, but i think i've written loads already, so i'll leave it here and write about the shopping trip tomorrow XD
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Well... i found it funny XD No offence meant to any Americans who may be bored enough to read this, I love you all really :p


To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't cope with correct pronunciation.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."

3. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called "Come-Uppance Day."

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline") -roughly $12/US gallon. Get used to it.

9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.

10. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of proper football; you call it "soccer." Those of you brave enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.

14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.

Thank you for your co-operation.

John Cleese

*le-yawn* i'm damn tired now... I did watch Sleepy Hollow and the Lost Boys last night... i'm not completely sure what time i went to bed, but it was light when i did eventually go to sleep <_< >_> i'm amazed that i managed to get up at 10 this morning XD Meh... Gotta go and try and make myself look presentable for this party thing my form is having... Although i'm half tempted to turn up in my pajamas.. it would be amusing... But no, i need to look half sane and partially alive... reet...
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Warning! If you don't want to read a slightly pointless and probably garbled rant about the Blair Witch Project, fear and other random things, then press the back button NOW!

Hmph... The Blair Witch Project was a little dissapointing... Judging from what my mum has told me, it's really scary... i was mildly creeped out, that's about it... I was discussing it with my dad afterwards, and he says it takes a certain kind of mind to find a film like that scary, because instead of seeing scary things, you're given impressions of them and your mind is left to make up the rest for you. Mum is scared by it because of how 'real' it is. The documentary style footage and all that... that is exactly what stopped me being scared of it... The fact that it was so real, and my mind won't allow me to believe that something like the Blair Witch could exist in real life. And because i wasn't seeing it, or her, i was just hearing noises, my mind was telling me 'it's just a deer or some locals trying to mess with their heads...' So i wasn't really that scared... I'm the kind of person who is usually scared by things that mess with your mind, but for some reason this one film had the exact opposite effect on me... I started picking at it, trying to figure out what it could be that was messing with the kids so much. I personally don't think their ever was a Blair Witch.. i think the intentions of the film where to show how an unfamiliar environment can scare you enough to believe that their could be a witch... I think it was trying to show how fear is a sort of vicious circle, and once you're scared you just get more and more scared until it drives you insane.. In my opinion, there was never a Blair Witch, just a bunch of (probably drunk and drugged up) lunatics who decided to mess with the minds of 3 innocent students but took it to far.. *shrugs* that's just my oppinion, and that's probably the reason i wasn't all that scared... Damn me and my stupid brain picking at things way too much XD Hmmm... i still feel like ranting though... That film has really got me thinking about fear, and what makes us so terrified of things we can't see... I think i'd be alot more scared if i was stuck out in the woods and hearing noises around me but... i can't help but think that alot of it is situated in the mind... Fear i mean... I think i'm right in saying that when you start to get scared, you get a big adrenaline rush, right? So you breath faster, heart rate increases, all the typical signs of fear, that's just human instinct... But am i also right in thinking that your senses become more acute, as the body's way of protecting you against whatever it is that you're scared of? If that's the case, and i'm not just making stuff up, then as far as i'm concerned that makes the Blair Witch's scare rating a big fat 0. Because it proves that all that was happening in that film was that the kids where scaring themselves by being more tuned in on what was going on around them.. And the director was trying to get the audience to scare themselves in exactly the same way... So infact, people who get scared by films like that aren't being scared by the film but they're being scared by their own fear... interesting o_O ROFL, what the hell is this, a psychology lesson?? I don't know why i'm in the mood for picking at films and human emotions like this, i just am XD I'm done ranting now, although there's still alot more i could rant about i don't think my freaking diary is the place for it... I'll open up MS Word and stop rambling now before i bore people to death... Anyone who has been insane/bored/weird enough to read this far deserves a prize... Have a cookie :p

I'm off to watch Sleepy Hollow now... i feel like picking at the plot for that... I'm in a very film critic mood now, i want to dissect all my movies and ramble about them XD But i'll do what i said i'd do and do it in Word so i don't bore people on here... dammit woman, shut up! *headdesk headdesk* right, i'm definately going now.
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Waaa, i was meant to be having an early night tonight >_< then cousin like person (AKA Seb) rang me out of the blue and we had a long discussion about films... And he told me that the Blair Witch Project is on tonight... Big mistake, i'm a horror movie junkie, so now i HAVE to watch it and see what's so 'terrifying' about it... If it scares me even a TINY bit i'll watch more movies because i'll be in a movie watching mood.. I have my lineup planned.. Sleepy Hollow, The Lost Boys and Interview with a vampire.. This will get me to morning when i will have a shower, sort out my birds-nest hair, throw on some decent clothes and then go and find [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] in Mold so we can go to this bloody party... I will probably fall asleep at said party, but oh well XD
Now, the movie has started so i'm off! BYE!

I watched Sleepy Hollow AGAIN today.. i think it's safe to say that i'm becoming obsessed.. so my current obsessions are pirates, Sleepy Hollow (the Hessian in particular) and Apocalyptica... And because my obsessions usually control my life, in my mind i am a headless purple pedalo pirate who plays the cello... Oh dear...

Anyway, yes, i'm totally obsessed with the Hessian Horseman at the moment... i'm not sure why, he's just really cool and creepy.. and i'm well known for obsessing over the slightly creepier characters in films, mangas, animes etc... I'm currently drawing him obsessively aswell.. When he actually has his head, he has a really amazing face to draw. Seriously. Gotta love that gobful of pointy teeth... Anyway, i'm off to do... something, maybe sleep.. don't know yet XD
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Lol, aaah i love Nathie some times XD We've just been having a long discussion about pirates... Thanks to POTC 3 coming out soon, i have become totally obsessed with all things piratey... So yeah, me and him were discussing our future careers as pirates...
Me: I'm gonna be a purple pirate.
Nathie: Why purple??
Me: Because it's my favourite colour!
Nathie: Actual pirates probably wouldn't have had anything purple... it was a royal colour, hard to come by... only really good pirates would have been able to get hold of purple gear.
Me: Well then i'm a really good pirate.
Nathie: Fair enough. Will you have a purple boat?
Me: Ship. SHIP. Yes. I'll have a purple ship. Though it might take a while to paint...
Nathie: You could have a pedalo. Those are small and you can get purple ones.
Me: YES!! THEN I COULD BE THE PEDALO PIRATE!!!
Nathie: The Purple Pedalo Pirate

And that is how i decided that when i grow up i'm going to be a Pedalo Pirate! With Nathie, who will be the Blue Pedalo Pirate, as he likes blue. I may well start a wiki for Pedalo Pirates... it would probably only be me, but it would be awesome! Pedalo Pirates united... Aaaah, that would be cool... We could have pedalo races... *drifts off into dream world* ...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e8yx4k4tzqE

...Drugs are bad, kids.... Gotta love that song though XD

Well, i've had a really good day today! I went out in town with [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] to do some biology revision... i drew a rabbit.. that's biology <_< >_> XD We chilled and... chilled XD Went back to school for a bit which was all very strange (i KNOW we've only been gone a day, but it was still weird ok?! XD) then went back to Gemma's and had a lying on the couch watching movies thing. Soon after that, i had an argument with Viper, if you can call it and argument at all, which i found highly amusing. It was all because he was trying to be whorish and i just collapsed like a dead body and refused to touch him because i wanted to watch the film XD As my friends will know, i'm stubborn, and he gave in before me... Then we went to Gemma's room and i knew he was ignoring me, so i watched scooby doo! He then called me a tarty slag, at which point i burst out laughing and started doing the Mitch dance with Gemma XD So he's not speaking to me and it's great! Gemma gave birth to my babies, twin oranges called Willy Willyski and Billy Fuckyourdaughter (seriously, don't ask) and we came up with dances for all our friends XD I love my friends XD Me and Nathie are getting married after the exams, because he's one of the only people i haven't married yet XD AND!!!! Get this, my mum has agreed to drag my dad and my brother out for a night after exams, and i'm having an end of exams party...A PIRATE THEMED PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YARRRRRR! I can't wait, it's gonna be sooooooo awesome *squeebles* ...Areku called me something today and i've forgotten what it was -_- i think it was a cross between faggot and fucker, and it came out Fuggert.. something like that, but i found it hilarious.. Dear God i'm rambling now... i feel like laughing like a maniac, i think something might be wrong with me XD XD I'm drinking tea.. TEA!!!! And the Norwegian bar maid, oh God... i've reminded myself now, and now i'm laughing like a loon... what am i talking about, i don't even know.. GAH!! If this is what exam stress does to me then... I LOVE IT!! xD Ok... shutting up...
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Omg... school's out... seriously, forever!! ;-; Agh, i'm still really shell shocked, it's just like i can't believe that we're actually out of compulsary education now... it's all over! The end of an era! ARGH, now i have to grow up dammit!! >___< wait, no, i have to grow OLD. As Mike said, "growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional!" Ack, i'll have a long rant in here tomorrow, but right now i'm tired and hungry.. so i'm going to bed ^_____^

Class of 2007 rock like WOAH!! Forever and ever!! <333

Woof! Blah, i feel like rambling, but i can't think of anything to say that i haven't already put in my EP diary and can't be bothered writing again...
FOOKING HEMP FEST ON SUNDAY!!!!! *spasm* I can't wait, it's gonna be so awesome! My dad was being all ghey at dinner today.
Dad: There'd better be no arguing at the hemp fest..
Me: Well i'm gonna bugger off with Alex as soon as we get there so you won't need to worry..
Dad: Oh no your not, it says that you have to be supervised by an adult.
Mum: Shut up, Mark. They're grown up enough to look after themselves. They'll just be looking round the clothing stalls.
Dad: They're not 18!
Mum: Yes, i had noticed that. They're perfectly capable of looking after themselves you know. You let her go off to Download with her boyfriend who you'd never even met.
Dad: Yes, but he was a responsible boy. I think...
Mum: Rubbish...
Dad: Well he was male.
Mum: And that makes it better how? Don't you trust Alex?
Dad: It's her i'm worried about *points fork at me*
Me: Yeah, i've hidden a load of francium in my bra and i'm planning on blowing the whole place up on arrival.
Dad: See?

...I just found the whole thing very amusing XD And that my dad though it was fine to send me off to Download for 3 days with nothing but a crate of beer, a change of clothes and a gormless boyfriend, but it's not fine to let me and Alex wander off round the hemp fest together XD Dear me...
Ok, ramble over, i can't be bothered now XD
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Aaah man, we had a laugh after school today XD Mark hurt his back on the way down to Maccies, which wasn't funny, although the noises he were making were XD ^{It sounded alot like gay sex to me and Alex XD She suggested it, i found it funny, she's the pervert XD <_< >_>} Then we went over to Gemma's and Viper, Walker and Kal had appeared so we went upstairs to watch interview with a vampire and had an orgy on Gemma's bed XD Then Alex had to go ;-; which was very sad and depressing for me XD Gemma's mum came in at that point to show us her WICKED AS FUCK boots with these fucking massive spike heels! And naturally Viper asked her to walk on him with them -__- so she did XD Then i punched him in the eye by accident <_< >_> Then me and Gem were fucking up Kal's hair really badly XD He has gorgeous hair, it's all soft like a baby's X3 I couldn't stop stroking it and he was getting really paranoid XD AWW X3 we got bored of the film eventually and went and sat in Tony's sexy car :p He had 5 pairs of sunglasses, i was like "how many eyes does he have?!" XD THEN we went outside to be lazy, and i found Vipers ticklish spot, and he asked if he could bite my tongue before i get it pierced on saturday, so i stupidly said yes and i now have a fucking hole in my tongue!!! Thank you Viper, you bastard XD He bit Alex too, and left one hell of a mark on her arm XD I'm gonna buy him a fecking muzzle... Slight bad news from him though, apparently, and i quote "Walker still loves you and he wants to go back out with you but can't because of the way you treated him last time." -__- ok, that made me feel like shit, but i guess i deserved it... So i went and fluffed Kal's hair and it made me feel better ^______^
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ARGH! I really want to see Cradle of Fear now XD I was talking to my cousin and he said he just saw it and found it hilarious XD He sent me a trailer of it and i really want to see it now XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YSzxcB9vgo&mode=related&search=

Apparently all the blood and gore effects are kinda fake, but it's really brutal and sick all the same :p Brutal gore fests are always fun XD

I need to have a party so i can play this game:
http://www.webtender.com/handbook/games/red-dwarf.game
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Apparently it's not meant to be taken seriously <_< >_>
Don't care, i'll do it anyway XD
I sound like i'm having a conversation with myself now XD

Bah, i have a really bad headache =__= Ibuprofen and bed i think *nods*

Mood: GOOOD!!!
I decided to go and rescue my belongings early because apparently it's gonna rain tonight.. And i was helped by none other than my annoying little brother, who decided he wanted to join me in my revolt against the wrinklies XD He stood there armed with his slingshot and a water gun full of some crappy water from the drain, and wouldn't let my parents past as i rummaged through the bags to save my possessions! It was great XD My parents gave up eventually and let me get on with it, so now i'm sitting her, happy, with all my stuff back wearing a green santa hat and night vision goggles XD
Chester tomorrow for a 'girly' day (not really girly since some guys are coming) but none the less, we will have fun XD
And to top it all, i'm single again \m/ (that's a good thing by the way, my boyfriend had been driving me insane, so i'm glad it's over... no more stress XD)
Aye, so right now, i'm happy ^___________^

Grrr, i really really hate my mum sometimes... It started today when i decided to stay out after school with my friends.. I rang her up asking for a lift home and she just went apeshit yelling at me that i ask her for lifts here and there every day (which is a lie) and then she started yelling at me because "i was with those boys again" (by 'them' she means Walker) and she started ranting off about things that had nothing to do with the conversation.. eventually i completely lost my temper, told her to fuck off and hung up on her. Later on Alex's mum gave me a lift home (which was great coz there's no way i was walking XD) and i got in wondering why there were a bunch of bin bags outside our house. Apparently my mum had gone into my room and thrown EVERYTHING away. All my clothes, and possessions, everything just gone. All i have left is my school uniform, a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, my bed and my phone which my dad salvaged. Apart from that i have no clothes, no makeup, no TV or radio, all my art is gone, my books, my CD's and games, all my shoes except the ones i was wearing, my ornaments, my posters... EVERYTHING. She's left the bin-liners outside so my plan is to go out there tonight when they're asleep (with my brothers night vision goggles XD) and rummage through them to salvage as much stuff as i can.. Then i'll go up to my room and put it all back, as well as pushing my bed infront of the door so she can't get in again. I can go out through my bedroom window in the morning.
So, despite the fact that when i came in i felt like murdering her, i'm pretty chilled and calm now coz i know i can sort it out and there's no use getting stressed over it. Been there, done that, don't want to do it again.
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