This is my last diary entry tonight! I promise!
Yes, i'm being a total diary whore.. Blame [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] and Emmie-Chan for getting me so freaking hyped up... Here is what i wanted to write about anyway...
Pedalo and Emmie-Chan's Recipe (for disaster)
Ingredients
2tsp Coffee powder/beans/w
2tsp Hot chocolate powder
2tsp brown sugar
Milk
Dark rum
Squirty cream
Grated chocolate (or coco powder if yer lazy)
What you do: Get a big mug. Big mugs rule all. Anyway, boil a kettle, obviously. Put the coffee, hot chocolate powder, brown sugar and milk into the mug and stir frantically until you get a sort of frothy goo (it looks gross but makes for a nice froth on top of the coffee later) Pour in the boling water and stir. Now pour in as much dark rum as you think you can handle XD Not too much or it'll be all you can taste >_< Squirt a spiral of squirty cream on top and sprinkle with grated chocolate, and voila! You have the drink of the God's! It'll warm your ears up a treat (don't ask)
I call it Schizo Coffee due to the weird "Yuck that's horrible.. oooh yum, it's actually nice!" response it gets XD
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I am being a total diary whore tonight... But... [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] has got me really hyped up. It's not my fault. She's also got me drawing manically. And apparently i've suddenly developed the ability to draw people's faces from scratch really well o_O I'm not sure where this has come from all of a sudden, but i'm not complaining XD *potters off to continue drawing and have a cup of tea*
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Edit, because im cool like that:
Me and Emily on msn (to explain my mood)
Emily: Dammit woman, you're obsessed with Sleepy Hollow!!
Me: But it's so good ;-; Johnny Depp is love in that film!!!!
Emily: So is Christopher Walken <3
Me: ....Who??
Emily: tut, what kind of fan are you!? The bloke who plays the Headless Horseman..
Me: Emily, he's an old man...
Emily: He's a sexy old man!
Me: *dies laughing on the floor*
...Ok, so it wasn't funny at all, but i found it absolutely hysterical for some reason... mainly because i got an image of the headless horseman posing in a bikini (please don't ask me why) ..But yeah, that has got me hysterical now... Now i'm going to stop diary whoring before someone hits me for it.
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Well i did go running in the rain, i'm now sitting here wrapped in a blanket with a rum and coffee. My mum's words were "Do you actually HAVE a braincell in that head of yours?? Or is it all dust and glitter??" I thought that was weird XD Dust and glitter?? Wtf am i, an abandoned christmas ornament? And my dad just said "You're mad... mad... mad..." and then kinda trailed off and started mumbling to himself o_O weirdo...
Hmm... What is it with families and going weird when their GCSE-doing members go on exam leave?? [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] said her family went weird, and now mine have! My parents are acting like a pair of drugged up college students.. we have no dishes or cutlery because no one can be bothered washing up, and the trip to the shop today ended in three bags of varying alcohols coming home o_O including whisky, (i feel a game of 'Three Hats and a Bottle of Whiskey' coming on) dark rum, doppelkummel, WKD, Japanese beer, apple cider, pear cider, the love of my life Blackthorn cider <33333, toffee vodka, gin (wtf, no one likes gin -_-) and a crate of guiness... Dear me... I don't know what sort of party my parents are planning, but i want to be there! XD Lol, you should have seen my weirdo family yesterday! We had a powercut on our street, so my mum decided we were all going to play charades.. It was the funniest thing ever.. she was slightly tipsy on rum, so giggling at absolutely everything, i just thought they were all weird, my brother was really getting into it and miming things really enthusiastical
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Waow! It's raining like a motherfucker outside, seriously!! It's so heavy that all the car alarms on my street are going off 8P and you know what? I have the biggest urge in the world to go and run round in it, despite the fact that i have no shoes on and i'm only in my pyjamas... I'm sitting here contemplating it... My brain is arguing with itself XD
"Do it! It'll be fun!"
"Don't be stupid, you've already got a cold, you'll catch your death!"
"Feh, i want to run round in the rain! It's an excuse to drink hot chocolate with rum in it when i get back in!"
"That's a crap reason, you'll die."
"How?? How is running round in the rain going to kill me??"
"You'll get pneumonia."
"Only if i come inside and sit there dripping wet like a stupid idiot."
"Which you will."
".... No... I'll have coffee and rum and get dry!"
"...It's still stupid..."
"Why?"
"You'll get wet..."
"That's.. pretty much the point."
"..."
Ok, the stupid side of my brain won, i'm off to run round in the rain XD
Oh dear -_- I'm having one of those nights tonight.. I just can't stop crying, and it's for no apparent reason.. I guess i'm just tired.. I was just talking to Emily when a song came on my playlist that made me feel really sad, because it reminded me of myself way to much.. I told Emily and had a long rant at her, and we ended up having a long discussion about death and how it affects people.. She says she's never been affected by death until her grandmother died. Before she died she left Emily a little note.. Ems told me what it said, but i won't put it in here for obvious reasons.. But it was SO. SAD. I just burst into tears. Then Emily started crying when i told her i was crying, and we both ended up having a long long talk about.. well, everything! And crying together and just talking.. It would have been nice if we could have had a hug too, but she lives much to far away (try the other side of the big puddle..) so we settled for just ranting at eachother.. It was nice though, i feel like i've let a load off.. and it was a load i wasn't even aware i was carrying! But i feel better now, and i think Emily does too.. So we both got something good out of our crying and talking moment.. But both our mums thing we're really strange now, sitting at the computers listening to sad music and crying XD ...I was sitting at the computer, listening to Apocalyptica, drinking rum out of the bottle and crying my eyes out XD i probably looked like some kind of depressed-mid-
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ROFL!
Bill Bailey is a legend!
http://www.you
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ACK! Nose bleed!! >_<
LOL, it's quite funny actually XD
Ok, shutting up. x)
RIGHT!! I have a challenge for anyone and everyone XD (Whoever happens to be reading this actually..) I have 5 new characters, who started out as just practice of facial expressions and weird angles.. But i have decided that i like them! SO! I will be writing them into a story x) The challenge is this: Since i'm so bad at coming up with names for my characters, i want some help. Simple as that. Come up with names! XD The picture of them is up in my house, the quality is bad but it's the best i can do XD Be imaginative :p (One thing, no Japanese names.. My characters always end up with Japanese names XD)
Ok, ramblement over, i'm off to do something useful now <_< >_>
Gaaah, my computer just had a big melt-down-spaz
Hmm... I just woke up XD I ALWAYS do this! Whenever i'm tired, i go and sleep, then end up staying up all night because i'm not tired anymore >_< i got back from a shopping trip with [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] at 5, and went straight to sleep on the sofa... woke up at 9:15... Gah!
I'm eating crackers *nods* because.. i ate at Pizza Hut today, so i feel fat, and crackers are healthy... i think... What the hell is in crackers anyway?? *looks at box* hmm.. nothing that sounds too unhealthy.. 0.4g of fat per cracker.. is that good?? It doesn't sound like TOO much XD 0.1g of sodium.. WHY?! I ALWAYS say this, and everyone thinks i'm weird, but WHY do we need that?? Sodium explodes in water! I don't want that in my system!! *paranoid that stomach will explode* XD And why in the name of God is there egg shell under my keyboard?! What has my dad been doing with an egg in the computer room?! Ffs, my family are weirdos =/
Anywho, i feel like having a long ramble this fine evening, so i shall ramble about Ruths sleepover which was INSANELY funny XD I haven't laughed so much in a long time! I'm putting some thingies in because.. i can ^__^
Me Alex + Ruth: *having very wrong conversation*
Ruth: My dad is probably listening you know XD
Alex:..... My name is BEKI.
Beki: Eh? *not getting it*
Beki: .....*gets it*....
Ruth: And, just to clarify this situation, i'm Rob.
Beki and Alex: *ROFL*
Beki: *hits Alex's shortbread out of her hand. It goes down her top*
Alex: *picks it out and eats it*
Ruth: ALEX! You can't eat it now! Eww!
Alex: *indignant* it's my chest!
Ruth: And, and, i was just saying, that i'm ugly being Josh! (apparently this made sense XD)
Beki: Say something intelligent Alex!
Alex: Oxymoronic is abused when juxtaposition is a theme in the play of Shakespeare.
Beki: ....Shakespear
Alex + Beki: *ROFL*
(Watching the Covenant)
This was the moment that Caleb wakes up with a darkling in his room.
Ruth: *long pause* YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!
Alex Beki + Rach: *ROFL*
Ruth: The Hessian and Ichabod is like... Harry Potter and Dumbledore.
Beki: *falls of bed laughing*
Ok, there are many more, but i think i'd be better off keeping them all in my head or putting them on a wiki instead of spamming up my diary XD But it was an amazingly funny party! Me Alex and Ruth started out watching My Neighbors the Yamadas, which is a REALLY strange cartoon thing about a totally insane family.. Then we went to pick up Rach after watching a bunch of Greenwing stuff on Youtube. After Rach arrived we went to Tesco and got margarine XD then went home and watched the covenant, which i don't think any of us took seriously... Me and Ruth were doing a running commentry pretty much the whole way through <_< >_> i love picking at the plot of films like that (the kind that are meant to be quite scary, but aren't) it was a good film, but some parts that just had me in stitches! We then watched this Korean film which was very Rush Hour ish. We got it because the dude on the front looked hot, but it was really dissapointing because in the film he was a dork! But the guy who looked like a Korean Johnny Depp in leather trousers made up for it XD We watched a bit of Bill Bailey then Ruth's dad went to bed, so me Ruth and Alex decided to go downstairs to watch Sleepy Hollow (AKA the most addictive film on the planet) Rach was tired so stayed upstairs to sleep (i don't blame her, it was 1am by this point). By the end of the film me and Ruth had decided that we were doing a sequal to the film in which Ichabod goes back to the Hollow and has babies with the Hessian! I'm not really sure how we got onto the subject, but it was SO FREAKING FUNNY when we did. We were talking about what their little baby Hessian's would look like, and it was highly amusing. Then as we were going upstairs we both collapsed because her dad was snoring REALLY loud. He sounded like a depressed cow. Seriously. When we actually went to bed i couldn't sleep for ages because i was giggling at him so much XD And Ruth didn't help coming out with her Harry Potter and Dumbledore line which started Alex off giggling too! XD So all in all it was a very good party XD
I was gonna ramble about my shopping trip thing in had with Alex today, but i think i've written loads already, so i'll leave it here and write about the shopping trip tomorrow XD
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Well... i found it funny XD No offence meant to any Americans who may be bored enough to read this, I love you all really :p
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't cope with correct pronunciation.
Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
3. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called "Come-Uppance Day."
5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline") -roughly $12/US gallon. Get used to it.
9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.
10. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
13. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of proper football; you call it "soccer." Those of you brave enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable
14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.
Thank you for your co-operation.
John Cleese
*le-yawn* i'm damn tired now... I did watch Sleepy Hollow and the Lost Boys last night... i'm not completely sure what time i went to bed, but it was light when i did eventually go to sleep <_< >_> i'm amazed that i managed to get up at 10 this morning XD Meh... Gotta go and try and make myself look presentable for this party thing my form is having... Although i'm half tempted to turn up in my pajamas.. it would be amusing... But no, i need to look half sane and partially alive... reet...
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Warning! If you don't want to read a slightly pointless and probably garbled rant about the Blair Witch Project, fear and other random things, then press the back button NOW!
Hmph... The Blair Witch Project was a little dissapointing.
I'm off to watch Sleepy Hollow now... i feel like picking at the plot for that... I'm in a very film critic mood now, i want to dissect all my movies and ramble about them XD But i'll do what i said i'd do and do it in Word so i don't bore people on here... dammit woman, shut up! *headdesk headdesk* right, i'm definately going now.
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Waaa, i was meant to be having an early night tonight >_< then cousin like person (AKA Seb) rang me out of the blue and we had a long discussion about films... And he told me that the Blair Witch Project is on tonight... Big mistake, i'm a horror movie junkie, so now i HAVE to watch it and see what's so 'terrifying' about it... If it scares me even a TINY bit i'll watch more movies because i'll be in a movie watching mood.. I have my lineup planned.. Sleepy Hollow, The Lost Boys and Interview with a vampire.. This will get me to morning when i will have a shower, sort out my birds-nest hair, throw on some decent clothes and then go and find [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] in Mold so we can go to this bloody party... I will probably fall asleep at said party, but oh well XD
Now, the movie has started so i'm off! BYE!
I watched Sleepy Hollow AGAIN today.. i think it's safe to say that i'm becoming obsessed.. so my current obsessions are pirates, Sleepy Hollow (the Hessian in particular) and Apocalyptica..
Anyway, yes, i'm totally obsessed with the Hessian Horseman at the moment... i'm not sure why, he's just really cool and creepy.. and i'm well known for obsessing over the slightly creepier characters in films, mangas, animes etc... I'm currently drawing him obsessively aswell.. When he actually has his head, he has a really amazing face to draw. Seriously. Gotta love that gobful of pointy teeth... Anyway, i'm off to do... something, maybe sleep.. don't know yet XD
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Lol, aaah i love Nathie some times XD We've just been having a long discussion about pirates... Thanks to POTC 3 coming out soon, i have become totally obsessed with all things piratey... So yeah, me and him were discussing our future careers as pirates...
Me: I'm gonna be a purple pirate.
Nathie: Why purple??
Me: Because it's my favourite colour!
Nathie: Actual pirates probably wouldn't have had anything purple... it was a royal colour, hard to come by... only really good pirates would have been able to get hold of purple gear.
Me: Well then i'm a really good pirate.
Nathie: Fair enough. Will you have a purple boat?
Me: Ship. SHIP. Yes. I'll have a purple ship. Though it might take a while to paint...
Nathie: You could have a pedalo. Those are small and you can get purple ones.
Me: YES!! THEN I COULD BE THE PEDALO PIRATE!!!
Nathie: The Purple Pedalo Pirate
And that is how i decided that when i grow up i'm going to be a Pedalo Pirate! With Nathie, who will be the Blue Pedalo Pirate, as he likes blue. I may well start a wiki for Pedalo Pirates... it would probably only be me, but it would be awesome! Pedalo Pirates united... Aaaah, that would be cool... We could have pedalo races... *drifts off into dream world* ...
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...Drugs are bad, kids.... Gotta love that song though XD
Well, i've had a really good day today! I went out in town with [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] to do some biology revision... i drew a rabbit.. that's biology <_< >_> XD We chilled and... chilled XD Went back to school for a bit which was all very strange (i KNOW we've only been gone a day, but it was still weird ok?! XD) then went back to Gemma's and had a lying on the couch watching movies thing. Soon after that, i had an argument with Viper, if you can call it and argument at all, which i found highly amusing. It was all because he was trying to be whorish and i just collapsed like a dead body and refused to touch him because i wanted to watch the film XD As my friends will know, i'm stubborn, and he gave in before me... Then we went to Gemma's room and i knew he was ignoring me, so i watched scooby doo! He then called me a tarty slag, at which point i burst out laughing and started doing the Mitch dance with Gemma XD So he's not speaking to me and it's great! Gemma gave birth to my babies, twin oranges called Willy Willyski and Billy Fuckyourdaught
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Omg... school's out... seriously, forever!! ;-; Agh, i'm still really shell shocked, it's just like i can't believe that we're actually out of compulsary education now... it's all over! The end of an era! ARGH, now i have to grow up dammit!! >___< wait, no, i have to grow OLD. As Mike said, "growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional!" Ack, i'll have a long rant in here tomorrow, but right now i'm tired and hungry.. so i'm going to bed ^_____^