Wooooo, Shippuden 18 was so hilarious XD XD I'm not sure why i found it so funny... It was just the bit when Gai was trying to get Neji to put his hand in the circle, and Neji was like 'WTF No way.' So Gai spent ages grunting and 'HMMMMM!'-ing at Neji until he agreed to put his hand in. It was so funny XD Well it was to me anyway... I luff Neji <333

In other news, the anti-prom is tonight! I can't wait, it's gonna be so awesome. A bunch of lunatics getting drunk XD As far as i know me and [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] are the only two girls going.. Oh and Laura who is apparently going in a gorilla suit O_O Me and Alex are taking a load of cider and she's taking vodka and im taking some spirit or other, and we're going to sit in the corner with our 'Anti-Social' banner, playing kinky charades and being generally stupid XD Then we will steal everyone's shoes XD Man, it's gonna be such a good party... And if it isn't, then i will be very dissapointed, because Mike's last party was made of WIN and alcoholic weirdness! I have vowed not to gravitate towards any of the guys this time, as i have a tendency to do when i'm drunk, and to just have much drunken fun with Alex X3 And if i do gravitate towards a guy of any kind.. Alex is going to hit me over the head with whatever she happens to have in her hand. Aren't you Alex? XD

So.. Yeah that's pretty much all i wanted to say... I'm off to get my stuff ready now, i have no idea what i need to take -_-' ..Reet... I need dress, top hat, shoes, my new rocks for later, a pair of jeans of some kind (or a skirt which is safer for me. Seriously. All my jeans are so fecking low i can see them falling down and me not noticing and FACE PLANTING INTO THE CONCRETE!!!!) a top of some kind... Some money so i can get the bus home tomorrow and buy a hangover cure from Smwddi or however it's bloody spelt... Alcohol, of course.. My camera so i can make a 'OMGWTFBBQ O RLY??' wiki when i get back.. my phone incase i need to ring my parents.. *looks back over rambly list* yursh i think that's everything.. If not.. Well fuck it i dont care, im a soon-to-be drunk out of my mind teenager, i can improvise <_< >_>

Reet, i'd better go and actually start getting all this stuff ready. My feet are twitching. I think i'm excited ^____^
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*cough* I am a diary whore *cough*

In other news, i think i have finally discovered an art style that suits my laziness. I often can't be bothered to really make an effort on a picture when i'm CGing it, because it's SOOO hard to CG stuff with a dodgy roller-ball mouse (getting a tablet soooon i hope *crosses fingers*). So when i discovered it is possible to do a reasonably decent colouring job in all of 15 minutes, i was completely and utterly delighted! All it takes is being able to do a sketch with some reasonable shading and a fair amount of effort made (30-45 minutes is what it takes me to do a decent sketch..) Then you scan it into Photoshop, use my awesome lazy artists cheat of doom, and presto! 15 minutes later you have a pretty nifty looking finished piece! I'm a genius... I may do a tutorial some time... Fellow lazy artists may find it useful XD
That is all.
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Ooooh my god, i just had such a laughing fit it's not even funny XD i got so bollocked but it was so freaking worth it XD XD I'll tell you the story...

I was talking to Emily, discussing the very important matter of who is sexier, Dave or Theo (I vote Dave. Emmie-chan votes Theo. What is WRONG with her, seriously?! Theo is a grouchy, stuffy, stuck up git with no social life, a serious attitude problem and a superiority complex. He's a jerk. Whereas Dave is a kind, flirty, funny, hippie-ish, hopelessly romantic daredevil. But, as we all know, Emmie-chan is a stupid splob head. Anyway, this has nothing to do with anything.. Cue close brackets) SO! I was talking to Emmie-chan when i decided that i was thirsty, so i nipped downstairs for a drink. I was pouring my milk when i heard my phone go off in the other room, i knew who it was as i was expecting a call, so i panicked coz i needed to answer my phone. Any normal person would have just put the milk carton down and gone to answer the phone. But not me. No, i just decided to try and rush the milk and make it pour faster. How? I turned the milk carton completely upsidown. With disastrous consequences as you can imagine. The whole 6 pints of milk exploded out onto the counter and the floor. I collapsed in a heap in absolute fits of laughter because i found it so funny. My dog was in there faster than a whippit with a bum full of dynamite and started doing her hoovering duties (bless her). My mum stormed in and the expression on her face was just so priceless i nearly choked to death laughing at her. She just went all wide eyed and red like a wide eyed red toad. By this point i was gigglesnorting and rolling around on the floor (yes, in the milk.) Mutti was absolutely livid and just threw the mop at my head and told me to 'Clean it the hell up you stupid, immature child!!' ..And i yelled "D'YOU WANT SOME OF MY COWJUICE!? THERE'S PLENTY OF IT ON THE FLOOR" and then continued my giggling fit. Mutti stormed back in and started yelling all sorts of profanities at me for about 10 minutes. When she was done, i went "You're bloody obsessed with milk aren't you? No, you can't drive." and she screamed and stormed out of the room. I spent a further 10 minutes laughing hysterically while my dog cleaned up most of the milk. I then mopped the floor, cleaned the surfaces, and returned to the safety of my computer room, still laughing like a loon.
That was quite possibly the funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life. I'm not sure why, but i found it hilarious.

Quoting ASDA Milk commercials while arguing with your parents FTW \m/

Ok, there is something seriously wrong with my brain tonight... I think my dad spiked my rice crispies or something XD Seriously... It's 1:33am and i'm hyper as hell... I watched Loveless again earlier and it has done nothing for my mental stability. Infact, I think it may have pushed me over the edge. Here are a few reasons I think I may be losing my mind:
-I'm finding my stapler WAY too funny. Every time I look at it I get 'Sexy Back' (Justin Timberlake?) in my head... That's just not right...
- I keep yelling oh REALLY?! at absolutely everything, relevant or not.
- I keep typing O RLY for no reason what so ever while talking on msn.
- I used the excuse 'But I have jelly?' earlier to get out of finding a job.
- A picture of Kabuto (from naruto) made me spit jelly all over my computer.
- I was in stitches for half an hour over the fact that i'm eating lemon jelly and drinking hot chocolate (in other words i'm eating two bands -_-)
- Earlier I had the sudden urge to lean over the bath and wash HALF my hair, and leave the other half as it was.

...Fortunately, I can't be losing my mind, or I would be in no frame of mind to be writing this diary entry. I think I'm going to bed now, I feel very light headed.
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQjCX2VQmM&amp;mode=related&search=

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, mustard sandwich XD XD Ok, i found it funny.. It reminds me of [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] XD

BWAHAHAHA!!! I've just finished another giftie for [Lexi. Short and Sweet!]. Oh how i spoil her XD

Yursh... I need to scan it now -_- troublesome troublesome... 4 pages of nonsense to be scanned...

It's a little comic, and it very nearly turned into a BIG comic thanks to my stupid brain actually managing to make a story out of the very strange plot XD Ah well, i'm gonna get a sandwich and then i'll scan and consider colouring it... *lazy*

PROCRASTINATION FTW!!! XD
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*ROFL!!* *LMFAOWEOT!!!!* *dies*

...Ok, well i found it funny...

Ok, before i start rambling, chances are this entry is gonna have spoilers in it about The Hills Have Eyes... So if you haven't seen it and you want to see it and you don't want to know what happens (despite the fact that it's painfully obvious right from the start) then don't read any further...

Yeah. So. I stayed up late last night so that i could sit up on my own, in the dark and watch The Hills Have Eyes, which is supposed to be shit scary. On my film ratings list, i will say that it was a 5, and only at the start. Mainly because at the start it was mildly spooky, with a sort of... twisted side that you couldn't explain... But within about 30 minutes everything had been fully explained, the plot was layed out and it had turned into a big, messy gore-fest. Not in the least bit scary. You had all your typical horror movie characters in there too, and a typical horror movie stuck-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-with-a-bunch-of-murderers plot. The way the characters conformed to the typical horror movie basic storyline was laughable. You have the over-confident Dad who reassures everyone that they'll be fine, then wanders off into the night on his own back to the creepy gas station with the scary guy (so obviously he's the first to be brutally murdered.) Then you have the mum who does nothing except offering the opportunity for some mild innuendo and humour... Then of course after her husbands death she goes a bit loopy and ends up getting shot. Then you have the intelligent and sensible daughter who everyone thinks will survive but ends up dying in order to save her baby. Then of course you have the baby, which can be used as bait. And it is. Then you have the 'dumb blonde' character who doesn't really do alot except axe on guy in the face at the end, and her slightly-more-intelligent but already hugely disturbed brother. Finally you have the underdog guy who no one seems to like, who ends up surviving against all odds and cheating death several times in order to save his baby. He also goes a bit crazy. Oh, and of course, you have the two dogs. One pathetic one who gets ripped open right at the start and lets the characters and watchers know that there is a brutal murderer about who eats dogs. Of course, the characters all ignore this assuming that it's a really violent snake -_- (well they dont but that's the impression i got) then there's the second dog, the brave one who kills several mutants to protect his master, and ends up pulling through with the other 4 survivors. The end amused me. The blonde and the slightly-more-intelligent son blow up their camper van in order to kill one of the mutants. Then they say 'Let's get out of here.' Now, where in the name of God are they planning on going?? They're stuck in the middle of the desert, with no food or water, miles away from anywhere, and they plan on going somewhere. Then lo! O'er yonder horizon comes the underdog character, who somehow managed to walk 5 miles across the desert with 3 severed fingers bleeding like hell, several nasty lacerations across his leg, a few smashed-in-the-face wounds, a gaping wound in his forehead, no food or water and while carrying a baby. They're re-united for a family hug, and then the dawning realisation hits them that no matter how many of the effing mutants they've killed, they're STILL stuck in the middle of the desert with no food or water and one severely bleeding man who is likely to get gangrene, a baby who's probably not only hungry but traumatized, a dumb blonde who came through in the end and an only slighlty intelligent teenage boy, and that there is a huge chance that there are more mutants out there, considering the fact that the underdog guy found a whole town of them but they've only killed about 4. *cough* Ok, that last bit didn't happen, but it should have!
And the best bit in the movie for me, was the Voldemort-lookalike in the bowler hat. Who sadly got ripped apart by the vicious dog. Shame.

Ok, so there you have it, the reason i will never ever become a film critic XD I got a bit over excited there, but i needed to yell about the film somewhere, and here seemed like an appropriate place. Yes. If there's anyone who hasn't seen it who has still read this (shame on you) you should watch it just for the hell of it. Hey, it might give you a few laughs when you realise how rubbish the plot actually is.

Now, enough with my picking at horror movies, i have something important to say. But i've forgotten. Bum. Ok, i'll remember later.
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Whoop! HOMG how good was Doctor Who?!?! It was... WAOW!!! Man... i am such a freaking nerd... But it was seriously soooo coool!! And those future kind dudes... The ones with the piercings and tattoos... HOW COOL?!! Wow...

Ok, that was pointful... I happen to be in a good mood tonight ^__^ Exams are almost over (1 day left! Feck yes!) and then i'm free for the entire summer!! Nearly 3 effing months! My inspiration has returned and i'm drawing and writing like a maniac.. I finally managed to get myself out of my slump XD The family are a little less annoying, although they still have no grasp on the meaning of privacy and i still think that my dad is spiking my mums coffee with something XD Mutti got The Hitch-hikers guide to the Galaxy and The Hills Have Eyes on DVD... So being a horror movie junkie i'm going to watch the Hills Have Eyes as soon as everyone is in bed... I'm very fussy about how i watch my horror movies. I think the best way is in your PJ's, wrapped up in your duvet sitting right infront of the TV with something to eat, in a COMPLETELY DARK room in the middle of the night and COMPLETELY ALONE!! That just makes it more creepy! And it's the best way to get the full effect of a good horror :p When your on your own, your mind is more likely to play tricks on you. I have a rating system for movies too:

1 - Not even worth turning the lights off for. 
2 - Scooby-Doo scary.
3 - Slightly spooky.
4 - Made me fidget a bit.
5 - Made me feel a little nervous.
6 - Made me hide my face behind a pillow (only once)
7 - Frequent face hiding and or squeaking at the scary bits.
8 - Caused me to scream out loud
9 - Made me scared to go upstairs on my own/scared to sleep.
10 - Had to turn it off coz it was so scary!

I have not yet encountered a 10 movie! How sad XD I only remember 2 movies ever making me scream out loud, one was a really old american one and i screamed as a way of relieving tension more than anything else... And the other was The Ring, during one of the scarier bits, and my dear friend [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] screamed at me, successfully scaring the shit out of me much more than the movie ever did XD I have only experienced a 9 once, and i can't remember what the film was, but i was only about 13 at the time... There was something about it that was just really.. Disturbing, and real. It scared me, and i couldn't sleep for 2 nights straight XD Since then i've only ever encountered 7's and below (apart from the two 8's i mentioned...)
Being a horror movie junkie, the best part of it is being scared to death by the film. So my goal in life is to find one that scares me so much that i can't sleep for a week and i can't even watch the film to the end!

I'm done now o_O
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Bah, i have to wait another week for Shippuden.. That's just stoopid -___-

Aaaaanyway. What did i want to ramble about? I've forgotten... Feck it.

Exams are almost over though! YAY!!! I've only got one more day of exams left... I WILL BE FREE FOREVER AFTER MONDAY!!! I have Drama and Welsh and that's it. Forever. No more GCSE's. I can't fucking wait!!! And then summer begins. I can be hippie-ish EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! It's gonna be amazing! Me and [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] are going for a week long 'tramble' around, just acting like a pair of hobos which will be immensly funny.

Bah, i have to go and pick up the fruit and veg now -_- i'll ramble more later :p
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*Sigh* do you ever feel like just punching something and not stopping until it's broken and dead on the floor and your knuckles are bleeding and cracked? ...Well, i do, frequently at the moment... It's mainly my mum "Get a Job, revise more, get off that computer, stop talking to your friends, stop going out after school, work harder, do more chores, go to bed on time, look after your appearance more, make friends with some nice people for once!" ..I have an idea mum, why don't you STFU and let me live my own life for once? My response to all the crap she gives me every day? "I have a job, and i love it even if i dont get payed much, its all i need. I revise enough. I can't revise any more than i do because my brain wont let me. It shuts down and i just cant focus. I'll stay on the computer if i want to, im studying as well as talking, so STFU. I NEED my friends. NEED them, like a bad habit. I go out after school because it's my chill out time. Take that away from me and i'll be the most hellish, evil daughter you could ever wish for. Maybe i don't want to work hard? Maybe i'm quite happy living a layed back, hippie-ish lifestyle. Has that thought ever occured to you? I do the chores im given. If im not told to do something, i wont do it. If i dont feel like doing it, i wont do it. I'm a lazy bitch, get over it. I DO go to bed on time. I go to bed when i'm tired. That, in my oppinion, is when i need sleep. I don't care what i look like. It makes no difference to me, i can look ok or look like a scruffy hobo it really doesnt matter. And i'll make friends with the people that i like, not the people that you approve of. Discussion over."
Yeah, so i'm a selfish, moody, bitchy, bad tempered, un-motivated, hopeless, useless, un-organised, patronising, abhorrent, nasty little teenager. GET OVER IT. I like being like this, i wouldn't be me if i wasn't like this. *sigh* i suppose this is just exam stress getting to me, but at the moment all i want is to go and lie in a field somewhere and sleep for days.. relax, and forget that im actually part of anything.. i just want to exist and not have to worry about anything or anyone else.. GARGH! Why can't life be more simple?! Why can't it just be, live how you want and don't let anyone get in your way?? Why do we always have to have more of everything? More money, more clothes, more shoes, more makeup, more STUFF!!! WHY is everyone so fucking absorbed in what they want?! All the stuff they can't have?! I'd be quite happy living in a little shack in the mountains, seriously! I don't see what the big deal is about always having more stuff! Sure, it's nice to spend money and have cool things, but i could do without them! So why stress over them?! I am not the type of person to stress over getting something i dont need, and no one seems to understand that!!!

Gah, im probably makng no sense now so im going to shut up. Night all.
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HAHAHAHAHA XD XD

Dad: Who's this picture of??
Me: What picture?
Dad: The one that was on top of the printer..
Me: Which one? -_-'
Dad: The one with the bloke with the milk..
Me: Oh that's Teruki.. Why?
Dad: I accidentally glued my elbow to Teruki's pants...
Me: *ROFL*

Ok, i found it funny <_< >_>

YES!!!! FECKING SCANNER IS FIXED!!!! X3 I finally have a scanner and a printer that WORKS!!!! This one is not called Gandalf like all my other ones have been, because whenever i called them Gandalf they broke XD So me and my brother had a... discussion...

Me: What shall we call it??
Ethan: Gandalf again?
Me: Naah, it always goes crap if it's called Gandalf...
Ethan: ...Hmmm... Zetsu?
Me: I don't want my printer named after a homosexual plant..
Mum: I beg your pardon?!
Me: Nothing mum...
Ethan: What about... Inu Yasha?
Me: No, he's a tard...
Ethan: ...Kisame?
Me: ...Why?
Ethan: ...Because he's a shark?
Me: ...No relevance at all to anything printer-like... IT'S GOOD! Kisame it is!
Ethan: Mum we need champagne!
Mum: What for??
Ethan: So we can smash the bottle on the printer..
Me: Ethan that's ships...

XD And so our printer was christened Kisame (after Kisame off Naruto, obviously) so yeah! XD I don't really have anything else to say... toodle flip!
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HOMG! Last night was soooo frigging awesome X3 Just.. WAOW! I left the house a bit late coz i got distracted by msn XD Mum had gone for an early night, which is good because i don't think she'd have let me out.. My dad didn't care XD I wandered off at 9:45 and found Mike by the track waiting for me. We bogged down the track to this little clearing place in the woods where there's a mud slide and a rope swing and a little stream. It's gorgeous! Originally i thought we'd only have a little gas stove, but they'd gotten a proper camp fire going and rolled some logs in to sit on so it was all campy and summery X3 There was only one other girl there, Tasha, and she was so nice! Then there was Mike, David, Sam, James, two guys who's names i've forgotten and Josh who had the guitar X3 They were all older than me, 17, 18 and 19... Tasha was the youngest apart from me and she'd just turned 17, but that didn't matter coz everyone was sooo nice! We had cider (Blackthorn!!!! Which is my favourite X3) and a crate of J2O's to drink, and a bunch of marshmallows and cocktail sausages to eat XD It was really nice and chilled. We sat round the fire toasting marshmallows and Josh was playing the guitar and we were all singing, it was so hippie-ish! Then me Tasha and James went on the mud slide and i got FILTHY! I got stuck on the rope swing because it was higher than i thought XD Then at about 1am everyone started to disperse and only me Mike and Sam were left. Sam lives in Northop so he had to bugger off on his funky pink bike XD and Mike said he had to be home by 2am so he walked me home. My parents were in bed when i got in, so i pottered upstairs and collapsed on my fouton XD

I woke up at 8 this morning! Which proves that spending a night out in the fresh air helps you sleep well... or something XD Mum decided that we were going out for a pub lunch then going into chester, so i was like 'wtf?' but i decided to go anyway. Went to the pub and i had steak and blue cheese and salad, which was REALLY nice, but i felt really fat afterwards XD I drank a pint of cider too so i felt really mellow and chilled. On the way into Chester we were talking about music and i was amazed to discover that my dad knows ALL the words to 'They're Coming to Take me Away!' so he was singing that really loudly and drunkenly all the way to Chester which was highly amusing XD When we got to Chester we went to PC World and got me a new scanner X3 so i'll be able to put new art up! Then we went to the Library and i got The Hills Have Eyes on DVD. Mum then decided that she was bored of shopping so we came home, and me and my brother went to walk my dawg round the fields which was nice coz the grass is REALLY long now so it's great fun to play in (yeah i'm mature and adult <_< >_>) Then i came home and had a fruit cocktail!

I'm going out again to meet Mike tonight, not for a Hippie party this time, just to hang out until 11 (my curfew -_-) with some more people that i don't know from Ewloe. It's gonna be cool i think X3 Aaah... So, thus far my weekend has been awesome, and i don't want it to end! Cuz when it does, it's back to exams -_- BUT! Only a week left and summer will REALLY begin! I can't effing wait! I can smell the BBQ already! XD
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Wheee!!! Omg, i've had such a nice day! XD This morning i woke up early for once, got told i had to get the late bus so i could take my brother to school, and went back to bed XD I then actually got the late bus and bogged into Mold where i met [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] Josh and Toni. Me and Alex went to Ruths to do history revision, and ended up watching Fried Green Tomotoes, which is an amazing film! Then we went to do our history exam.. which wasn't too bad, but it could have gone better =/ Feh, i got so bored at the end that i just made some shit up, drew a picture of Oiril (my rat anthro) on the back of my exam paper and spent the last 10 minutes smoothing out a bit of blue foil that i found in my pencil case XD Good exam XD

So... After the exam i went back to Ruth's and watched the end of Fried Green Tomatoes... Then Ruth had to go to Young People's, so i went to meet Alex ([Lexi. Short and Sweet!]), Josh, Walker, Mark and Danny ([imperfectionist]) at Tesco. Danny went to get his hair cut and mark went home, so me Josh Alex and Walker went to sit in the hedge! There's this really comfortable hedge in Tesco carpark, great for sitting in XD We went for a wander up to Spavens so that Alex could get a cream soda float, and i grabbed a 9 plastic spoons that were all different colours XD

After Walker picked up his job application from Maccies i had to walk home, which i thought was going to be very boring... But it was infact, awesome! I walked for about half an hour then i spotted a little path that went into the woods. Inspired by Idgy i yelled "TOWANDER!!" at the top of my voice and ran off into the woods XD i wandered about for a while and then came out into this biiiig field that wasn't near any roads or anything and it was really peaceful. So i just lay down and watched the clouds and it was so summery and hippie-ish! Then my dad rang me asking where i was so i had to head off across the fields to get home XD After much fence hopping and cow avoiding i managed to get back into my village... Then, due to the fact that i was daydreaming and paying no attention to where i was going, i collided with the long haired boy who just moved into our village and made him drop his bread XD I started talking to him and discovered that he's called Mike and he was in the year above me in primary school! His parents divorced when he was in year 6 and he went to live with his dad in Connahs Quay. His dad started getting funny with him recently so he moved back to live with his Mum in Northop Hall! Wheeee, so i've known him for years without realising it XD Anyway i told him that i'd decided that i was camping out tonight, which i am because it's a really nice evening. He said that sounded like a cool idea and could he join me XD He rang a bunch of people who i don't even know and they decided that they were having a hippie-ish evening out in the woods behind the track, and i'm invited XD We're meeting in the clearing in the woods tonight at 9:30! I can't wait, it's gonna be soooo cool and summery X3 Just 10 of us sitting round a campfire (or gas stove.. whatever XD) with a guitar and some cider and a bag of marshmallows and just chilling! IT'S SO SUMMERY!!! It makes me want to run round in a bikini XD *squeebles* this is gonna be so awesome! YAY! X3

So basically after exams i'm planning on spending most of the summer outdoors camping and wandering and what not. Summer is gonna be soooo good this year X3 ROLL ON SUMMER HOLIDAYS!!!
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Stole this off [Lexi. Short and Sweet!]... It's all bollocks, just to let you know XD

What is my stereotype??


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Whats Your Stereotype?
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•HIGH CLASS:•
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•[] You go/have gone tanning.
•[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player. (You don't really have to be high class.. Nearly everyone owns one now...)
•[x] You love Starbucks. (It's just coffee o_O what's high class about that???)
•[x] You have been called a brat. (Um, hello, i'm a teenager!)
•[] You have tons of shoes.
•[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
•[] You have a laptop. (Not necissarily a high class thing..)
•[x] You love shopping. (EVERYONE loves to shop! You just have to love what you're shopping for.. if that makes sense XD)
•TOTAL: 4
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•GOTHIC:•
_________
•[] Black is one of your favorite colors.
•[] You wear chains. (Goths don't actually wear chains, that's more metallers...)
•[x] you like heavy metal. (true Goths like romantic goth music and classical actually... And Bauhaus, mustn't forget them..)
•[] you've shopped at hot topic (Soho's is the only goth-ish shop in britain... Hot Topic isn't really goth though =/)
•[x] You have worn black lipstick. (Again, not really Goth.. More punkish/psycho/j-rocker)
•[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings. (Definately more punk than Goth..)
•[] You own a pair of Tripp pants (Punk...)
•[X] u have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend. (Punk! And anyone could have an unnaturally colored haired friend...)
•TOTAL: 4
NONE OF THIS IS TRUE GOTH! TRUE GOTH IS DEAD, SO ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE A GOTH IS EITHER LYING OR DEAD!!!
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•PUNK:•
_______
•[] You can skateboard. (That's... More skater than punk...)
•[x] You like plaid.
•[x] You have/love Converse. (That's more emo/scene than punk...)
•[] You hate mtv.
•[x] You have/had/wanted blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
•[X] You love mohawks
•[X] You LOVE Music.
•[X] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
•TOTAL: 6
Punk is dying!! It is being suffocated by this new fad! Bands such as Greenday and Fall Out Boy who claim to be 'punk' are taking over. In the words of a TRUE PUNK "They're not punk, they're plonk." - Quote Johnny Rotten
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•EMO:•
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•[X] You are depressed sometimes. (Everyone gets depressed sometimes it's part of living!)
•[x] You have dark colored thick-rimmed glasses. (Ever heard of being short/long sighted! I'm short sighted and NEED to wear glasses, and i look better in thick rimmed ones. Doesn't make me emo. Makes me blind.)
•[] You cry easily. (...Whatever.)
•[] You like emo music
•[x] You've kept a journal/diary. (Uhh... How does that make you emo?)
•[x] You have written a sad poem. (Hahaha, that makes you a poet, not emo! Do you think Edgar Allan Poe was emo???)
•[x] you have dyed your hair (...There are very few people alive today who HAVEN'T dyed their hair...)
•[] You're sad when you're drunk (That's called a mid-life crisis, not emo..)
•TOTAL: 5
TRUE EMO IS DEAD!!! ALL THAT IS LEFT IS SCENE KIDS WHO PRETEND TO BE EMO!!!
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•GHETTO:•
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•[] You like rap
•[x] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
•[] You have worn/wanted a grill.
•[] You have had a freestyling contest.
•[] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
•[] You've said the N word to a black person and didnt get punched
•[] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
•[] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
•TOTAL: 1
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•HARDCORE:•
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•[x] You like loud music.
•[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
•[X] You have slip-on shoes.
•[] You like Norma Jean.
•[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
•[x] You love to "hardcore" dance
•[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
•[x] You wear jeans a lot. (So do cowboys...)
•TOTAL: 7
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•PREP:•
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•[] You LOVE/like The OC.
•[] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog. (My gran has a tiny dog, i don't think she's a prep -_-)
•[] Your usual outfits consist of pink. (I love wearing pink! I used to hate it, but not anymore! And that doesn't make me a prep, it's a colour ffs...)
•[] u like buying shoes A LOT.
•[] you shop at Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie
•[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[x] You have big sunglasses (I have big eyes.. i need big sunnies... that's my excuse anyway...)
•[x] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect. (My hair looks like a dead badger if i don't style it properly XD)
•TOTAL: 2
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•ATHLETIC:•
__________
•[] You watch the Superbowl.
•[] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
•[] You own jerseys.
•[] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
•[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[x] You belong/belonged to a team.
•[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
•[] You practice a sport at least 3 times a week
TOTAL: 1
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•SCENE:•
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•[x] You like putting little bows in your hair (That doesn't really make you scene...)
•[x] You have mini-skirts. (Umm.. What's scene about that? Mini skirts have been around for decades, way longer than 'the scene')
•[x] You have parted your hair to the side. (FFS, my mother parts her hair on the side! It doesn't make you scene, it's just a different way of styling hair!)
•[] You think polka-dots are way cute.
•[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture. (That's anime fangirl, not scene.. The scene kids just stole it off us because we're cooler.)
•[] You've been called scene before.
•[x] You have dyed you hair a bright neon color (Nothing scene about that. Punks did that first!)
•[x] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts (PUNKS DID IT FIRST!!!! Scene kids are wannabe punks and they fail at it.)
•TOTAL:6
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•REDNECK:•
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•[x] Gone four wheeling.
•[x] Went hunting.
•[] Own a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...ect.
•[x] Like to go fishing.
•[] Eat beef jerky
•[] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
•[] Know who Bocephus is.
•TOTAL: 3
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•METALHEAD:•
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•[x] You wear band shirts alot.
•[x] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
•[x] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
•[] You HATE emos.
•[x] You love Black Sabbath.
•[x] You have gone to Ozzfest.
•[x] You like to headbang.
•[x] You don't like rap.
•[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
•TOTAL: 7

•The 1 that you have the most X's under will be your title!!•
Repost this as "whats ur stereotype?"

THAT WAS COMPLETE BULLPATS!!!!

Hrmph... It feels like i haven't been on here in ages, but it's actually only been like 2 days >_< Exams are making the days seem longer... Haha, my last rant was cut short by people looming over my shoulder and reading what i was writing.. which i hate.. 'People' was actually only Bianca, but i still hate people reading over my shoulder... Anyway, yes, we're in the middle of exams and i'm so unbelievably chilled and relaxed about them it's not even funny. We've spent the last 5 years being told how important and life changing these exams are, so you'd think that i'd be a little nervous, or worried. Nothing. Just totally chilled, which is so strange for me coz i'm such a stress head normally. For some reason i've just decided that if i fail, i fail, and i'll have to deal with that. I can't change the fact that the last two years i went through a rebellious stage, gave up on school work and concentrated on doing fuck all. Technically i should be a straight A student, but i've let myself slip and now i'm likely to just get C's in everything... It's a pass, and that's all that matters to me. Funny though how it's not bothering me at all... I would have expected to be really upset knowing that i've pretty much let myself and everyone else down, but it doesn't bother me o_O I don't feel like i've let myself down, so i don't see why i should worry XD I dunno, i think i should just become a hippy... I have the hippy attitude to everything, so why not?

Hmm... Looking forward to a lazy summer holidays. I can't wait to just spend weeks lying in my garden drinking rum and eating ice (Alex understands XD) I'm going on holiday nto south England to see my family which will be cool. We always have fun down there X3 We're staying in my uncle Dave's bungalo, which is like 2 minutes away from the beach, it's soooo cool! Last year we just spent the whole holiday lazing around in the house, on the beach, and at my Nan's playing with her ducks. That's the life XD I might be going to stay in Ellesmere Port for a week with Nathie, which will be uber cool coz i'll get to meet his parents who are apparently bonkers XD Haha, meeting the parents already.. AND HOORAH AND WOO! Mutti has decided to pay for me to have my hair in a PROPER JROCK STYLE! Ready to go and see Dir en Grey. Seriously, it's gonna be like:

*squeels and dies* I'll look like Kaoru! *faints*... It won't be that big and poofy all the time though... Only when i'm feeling J-rockery :p First i need to get hold of some sort of uber strong hair spray XD

Speeking of J-Rockers and their awesome hair, I'M GOING TO SEE DIR EN GREY!!!!! They're doing a UK tour and i don't bleeding care if i'm dead and headless, i WILL go and see them no matter what. I'm determined. I really have an unbearable urge to take a pie and throw it at Kyo, but i think i might be killed by a mob of screaming Kyo fangirlies. Pfeh. But. AAAAAARGH, DIR EN GREY!!!! *dies in a big puddle of fangirl gloop* I can't remember what bought the subject of Dir en Grey up again.. OH yes i can, i was talking to [Pinup_princess] about gigs on the phone earlier, and i was moaning coz i've never seen any Jrock bands live, and then i remembered about Dir en Grey and decided on the spot that i'm going... And then we were talking about something else when Cathedral came on the TV. And this was the point where i got to brag, coz i've met Lee Dorrian, got his autograph, kissed him and me and [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] got our fore heads signed by Cathedral's drummer XD Ahh, good times... Why am i even talking about this, it has no relevance to anything at all...

ANYWAY! i have 2 exams tomorrow, which is slightly crap... But they're German and English Lang so i should be able to do them half asleep anyway... Even so, i think i should probably stop talking and go to bed... Yes, that's what i'll do. I have SO MUCH to ramble about, but it can wait i think XD Sleepy time now, rambly time tomorrow X3
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Ahhh, time for a ramble methinks... I'm sitting in Mold library... on a computer, obviously... I've got my Maths exam today, and i would be having a nervy spaz right now but for some reason it's not bothering me anymore. My excuse for everything now is that i fail at life, and apparently that goes down well with my parents o_O

Uh oh, i promised myself i wouldn't join any more forums or start any more RP's until after the exams... I can keep a promise to anyone... unless it's myself >_< I've gone an joined another new forum and already got myself into a big argument XD I'm good... Yeah...
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Hmm... My ear seems to be oozing blood o_O i blame that dodgy pirate earring i was wearing yesterday... Anyway, my long rant for the day is coming up, so prepare yourselves! Haraha.

Well, where to start? Chester and the pirate day yesterday i suppose is a good place! It was a beyond marvy and very piraty day XD The bus journey was possibly the most drunken thing ever... It was just 50 minutes of madness XD We sang drunken, piratey songs (when i was four, i ate my door, the day i went to sea, i jumped aboard a pirate ship etc etc) spent a while attacking Josh for suggesting that the bus wasn't a pirate ship (which it was, it was the Jolly Norman), we waved our big pirate flag out the back window and waved our swords and yelled Y'ARR at passing cars ^__^ So all in all very drunk, piraty and childish. Just like normal then. When we got to Chester it was SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT! I mean come on, this is britain! But, we're pirates! So we dealt with it as any good pirate would. We went to Coffee Republic and bought a bueno shake and a packet of oreos. BUT! and this is the piraty part, we conned them out of some money because they thought we were eating out, but we were eating in XD And that knocked about a quarter off the price. Oh yes, we're well on our way to becoming pirates XD XD There was a dude with an accordian playing piraty music outside, which got me in a pirate mood. So we went to clairs and bought goody bags XB because we're retarded. THEN we went and splashed all our money in the Disney Shop on Pirates 3 gear. I got an I Love Jack bag, and some undies which say 'At Worlds End' on the bum, which i find way too funny XD Then we finally went to the cinema, and when we got in there the (very professional) guys at the popcorn and drinks bit decided to steal me and [Lexi. Short and Sweet!]'s swords and have a fight with them. They were fascinated by the fact that my sword lights up and makes noises (official PotC merc, hur hur) and one of the guys offered me free popcorn in exchange for the sword XD I said no and we went to watch the film... Well, after me and Josh had a violent swordfight which involved me tripping over the seats and nearly falling down the stairs several times XD There were only about 9 people in the cinema, so me and Alex could laugh insanely at all the bits we found funny, which was the whole film XD So all in all it was a good day out X3 (even if i did feel very bus-sick on the way home -_- I'm not for these buses, that run on wheels! I like me ship! Y'arr! XD) When i got home i pottered around a bit, still dressed like a pirate, and then went to lie down in the garden. I fell asleep. And in my sleep i rolled into a lot of mud, and woke up lying under the hedge in the 'grotto' (no idea how i got there, it's on the other side of the garden o_O). My dear Mutti woke me throwing a bucket of water over me, which made me feel very piraty indeed since i was still in my pirate gear and it sort of mimicked how Jack and Will woke Gibbs up in the first movie, except there were no pigs involved XD XD

Anyway, that brings us on to today! Mutti took the Boy to Liverpool and i didn't want to go (one time getting lost there was quite enough) so i stayed home to revise... But i took the dog for a walk and somehow managed to be out for 4 hours o_O i got back and Vati hadn't even noticed that i'd gone XD Mutti was back by that point and she was going ballisticisimus because she didn't think i could possibly have walked the dog for 4 hours, therefor i must have been kidnapped -_- i came home slightly dazed and wondering where the day went XD Then i had an interesting conversation with Mutti over the dinner table, as she was trying to convince me to do this stupid modelling thing tomorrow...

Mutti: You have a good chance of winning you know.
Me: No. They're all going to be plastics and much prettier than me anyway.
Mutti: All the girls at work have said you should do it.
Me: Mutti, they're all old. And even if by some miracle i managed to win, i don't really want to be known as someone who can't do anything except pose for a camera.
Mutti: You're just being stupid. She should do it shouldn't she Mark?
Vati: Shush, eating.
Mutti: Oh that's good, support your daughter in what she wants to do why don't you.
Me: In what YOU want me to do, Mutti.
Mutti: You'd get to go to London if you won.
Me: I don't care, i don't want to go, it's all smokey and smoggy anyway.
Mutti: But you could take Alex.
Vati: Oh what and she's going to inhale all the smog and make it ok is she?
Me and Ethan: *laughing asses off*
Vati: Alex the smog inhaler. Do you have a smog problem? Alex is your girl! She'll keep your air crystal clear for a fea of £50 an hour and a bottle of rum for her efforts!
Me and Ethan: *Literally rolling on the floor laughing*
Mutti: Mark you're really not helping.
Vati: I think you need a smog inhaler. The smog is making you cranky.
Mutti: SHUT UP! IT'S NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUNNY!!
Me and Ethan: *Dying, can't control laughter*
Mutti: *sulks*

So yeah, that's pretty much what conversations are like in my house... It amused me anyway XD [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] the smog inhaler XD XD Oh dear... Anyway, i'm off now... Oh one more thing... Actually i'd better not mention it, some people might find it offensive. Although i found it hysterical, and i don't agree with racism... Meh, i don't care, i don't want loads of people yelling at me for being racist, so i just won't say it! I'm off to watch Sleepy Hollow (AGAIN!!!!)
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