Hahahaha, Emily has made my day once again by pointing out that Xemnas is an anogram of Mansex XD XD XD (Umm.. Only KH fans will get that.. Yeah..) That made me lol.. I can't believe i didn't notice it before now o___O

Aaaanyway, moving swiftly away from that before i start a long rant about KH.. I'm home alone again which is boring, depressing and relaxing.. Kind of a confusing mixture there :p I like being home alone because i have the house to myself and i can just chill without being nagged incessantly by my olds... But it's also really boring... There's no one to argue with and believe it or not i've actually been enjoying the company of my little brother these last 2 weeks O__O We've found common interests that can keep us amused for hours without any arguing. Naruto Ultimate Ninja (which he is REALLY good at! It's scary, he almost beat me as SAKURA when i was OREO!!! I mean WTF?!) and Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series. So yeah we've been a lot less argumentative lately which is good. Dad's in another slump and has been in bed since we got back from holidays... My mum and me had a bug thing on holiday, but it wasn't to bad, just made us feel a bit blech for a day.. But my dad caught it, which is bad. I should explain, he has an terminal disease called polymeiositis (say that 5 times fast) which attacks his muscles and immune system... So he has practically no immune system at all, so a common cold can put him in the hospital for 3 weeks.. So yeah, he just suffers more than us when he gets bugs and such. Buuut, he seems to be getting better cuz he's braved the great outdoors today and bogged down to archery (i knew he couldn't resist it for long, he got a new compound bow while we were in Selsey and he's been itching to shoot stuff with it). Mum brother and dog decided to go along too, but i'm under house arrest at the moment due to my room being a mess (again). And thusly, i am home alone, with only our grumpy ass cat as company. And he's outside under the hedge, so he doesn't even count. Bah. My dad has asked me to print off a target for my brother to shoot at with his new BB gun.. But it's such a waste of my precious ink *clings to cartridges* ..Yes, i'm being selfish, but i like my ink and i have to pay for it myself... And as i have no money at the moment due to having to buy a replacement memory card so my brother didn't burn my ps2 out refusing to turn it off... Wasting ink is bad atm... I shall have to start charging them to use the printer, since i pay for the ink XD Yeeeess, like in the library, only i'll charge more. 20p per sheet for b&w printing, 50p per sheet for colour. That isn't too unreasonable <_< >_> Of course, they won't listen to me. They'll just get all shouty and trousery and nag about how they pay for my food and clothes and don't charge me for them... Then they'll use my printer anyway. Pfft. Oh well, it can't be helped XD

Aaah, i'm in a weird mood now, but i'm going to stop rambling and start cleaning so mum doesn't have a nervy spazz when she gets home.. BAI!

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Bah, my mother has gone on another insane cooking rampage.. There's flour everywhere and the kitchen is out of bounds.. I have no idea what she's cooking, but she's been in there for hours so probably lots and lots of cakes and pies.. she does this sometimes =___= parents... Yeah, that's all i wanted to say really, i'm off to play Yakuza now because i'm addicted to it X3 BAI!!

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Dare you meet my family? Hehehe, yeah, holiday photo's.. none of them are especially good, most of them are of either the dogs or the beach XD The camera was kind of boredom relief, and i wasn't bored very often, so there aren't very many good photos.. you do get to see the lawn mower saga though! XD go on, click it, you know you want to <_< >_>

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Okaaaaaaay i suppose i should ramble about my holiday! I don't want to rant for too long because.. Well, no one actually needs to know what i did on my holiday XD Wellll, we went to stay near Wittering, Brackelsham Bay to be more precise. Anyone knows where that is or has ever heard of it before and i'll give you a medal XD We were staying in my uncle Dave's gorgeousissimo bungalo which is a 5 second walk away from the beach (while he and my Aunty Anne are staying in their second house in France the lucky buggers). Anyway the car journey there was HORRIBLE. We started driving at 4am, i couldn't sleep and by 6am i was feeling very sick. At 7am we stopped at the services and had paaaaaancakes for breakfast, which did make me feel better XD We got in to Wittering at 9am and went to Tesco ffs!!! I was in my bloody pajamas and mum made me get out and buy stuff with her!!! I was like 'Mother, i want to go to bed, i haven't slept for 24 hours, bog off...' but i still ended up standing at the checkout with my hair standing on end, in my pajamas, trying to convince the man that i hadn't escaped from the asylum and that i just wanted some milk... Aaaanyway, then after we'd got ourselves decent we went to see my nan. Bedlam as always. Nan was just rambling on like a lunatic as she does, Sue (my auntie) was yelling her head off as she does, Dave (auntie's boyfriend) was acting like a drunk with my dad, and Alfie and Skye were both mugging my brother. I was the one sitting in a corner with a cup of tea pretending i didn't know any of them XD My nan is a wazzock, she really is. She falls over ALL THE TIME. Me and Sue were taking the pee out of her because she seems to have made it her mission to fall over in every city in the country. We were all talking and reminiscing as you do when you don't see someone for over a year, and EVERYONE said 'oh, you're hair's pink!' ...I always just want to say 'OMG, NO REALLLY????!?! IT'S MEANT TO BE BLONDE, WELL BUGGER ME!!!!' But i have to try and be civil. God knows when we go down there i'm the only one who even makes the effort to be civil. The weather was just.. Gwaaaah.. It was blisteringly hot, so we went into Chichester. That was a grand idea. Ended up sitting outside a pub drinking cider and eating sushi XD We went to a medieval day thing too.. I can't remember what order all this happened in... And once again it was so hot that we ended up sitting in a pub drinking and eating and being generally british. I had gammon and chips *thumbs up* ...Now i think about it, we went to a pub EVERY SINGLE BLOODY DAY. Hahaha, that amuses me. Every day we went to do something, and every day we ended up sitting in a pub drinking cider and having a pub lunch. I love my family sometimes XD We went to a proper old cider house and i had some scrumpy! Scrumpy is REEEEAL cider. It's cloudy, it's brewed in enormous barrels, and it has a rummy taste to it. It's also one of the most dangerous drinks in the world. Because it's cider, you drink it in pints, because cider isn't strong or anything, so you thing you're fine. One pint, no problem. Until you try to stand up and walk away. That's the moment you realise that the top half of your body knows where it's going, but the bottom doesn't. You fall over like a wally basically, it's great. I wanted to get some for Alex, but they didn't sell the strong stuff, so i got her some mild scrumpy, freshly brewed that day. Loveley stuff it is too, i had a bottle for myself! Anyway, enough about pubs and alcahol for the minute... Me and my bro spent allot of time on the beach, looking for fossils and sharks teeth and the like. The weather was right for it, so why not. Anyway, brother proved that he is a true Johnson. How did he do this? He somehow managed to fall in the sea. Yes. The sea. And he didn't just do that "*splash* oh i have a wet bum" somehow, he managed to fall in and get drenched, head to foot, and half way out of the bay by the time we could drag him out of the water. This is what my family is like. Another example of retardedness. My nan: set fire to her handbag in the cinema. HOW DO YOU DO THAT?! In the cinema?! It runs in the family, it really does. Dear me... Oooh, on Wednesday we went out to the Spotted Horse (it's a pub, surprise surprise) for a meal. It was HILARIOUS. I spent pretty much the whole time laughing my ass off. We were there for near on 4 hours and the owner couldn't wait to get rid of us XD We were all talking about smoking and Dave told me how when he was a teenager they ripped up his mums lino in the kitchen, cut it into little pieces and smoked it. That made me crack up, i couldn't understand what on earth inspired him to smoke lino XD Nutcase. Clearly being influenced by Sue, who incidentally has the loudest laugh in the history of mankind. OOOH! We went go-karting to, which was great fun. My brother, genius that he is, managed to crash into the tyre barrier, but not only that, he managed to go right UNDER the bloody thing and out the other side. I nearly wet myself laughing, it was so funny. Aaaah, this is turning into a longer rant than i intended it too... Bloody hell... I have alot more to rant about too >__< I'm sure no one wants to hear any of this anyway, so i'll stop now and just rant about it more later when i feel like it... I want to live down there though, my family are all bonkers down that end of the country. Must be the sea air :p Night night!

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I'M BACK FROM HOLIDAY BUT ONCE AGAIN IN A STUPID RUSH!!! TV HAS BLOWN UP AND I HAVE TO FIX IT BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOUSE WHO IS CAPABLE OF PLUGGING A FEW THINGS IN THE RIGHT PLACE WITHOUT BLOWING MYSELF UP!!!!! I'LL RANT ABOUT THE HOLIDAY LATER!!! BAI!!!

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Helloooo!!! Must be quick, i've nabbed Dave's computer and i shouldn't really be online <_< >_> Just wanted to write a leetle note to let people know that i'm alive XD Having a good time, going to London tomorrow to go up Canary Wharf which should be cooooool... Anyway, parents grumbling, got to go, talk proprerly when i get back!!! BAI!!!

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Oh and Alex, the lyrics are "So Deep That It Didn't Even Bleed And Catch Me Off Guard" you ninny!

But i like your version better.

Much cooler.

I really am going this time. HOLIDAAAAAAAAY!!! *hyper attack*

BAI!! *poses before dashing off*

Well peoples of Elftown, this be it! I'm departing (for a week, don't panic XD XD)

I'm off to the south coast for a week, and we're leaving in about an hour (yeah, at 4 in the morning, my family has issues..) I hope y'all have a good week and aren't too lost without my daily pointless rambles XD I have to go and do some last minute packing and preparing, make a flask of tea for mum for the journey, because i know she'll go full on espasmo without her tea, and then wake up the family. I HAVEN'T SLEPT YET!! I'm freaking tired, so i'm sleeping for the journey. We're stopping at the Little Chef in Wittering to get pancakes for breakfast X3 I'm looking forward to that more than anything XD

My dad was having a go at me before because i have 2 big bags full of stuff and rucksack too ¬___¬ It's not my fault i need alot of stuff!!! My rucksack is my 'hand luggage' as he calls it.. Just my gear for the journey. MP3 player with new playlist as always, a few CD's if i feel like blaring the music SUPER LOUD as we come into Chichester (at like 7 in the morning, we'll be popular XD XD) some food incase i get peckish, a bag and a towel just incase i randomly decide to throw up half way there (i did last time -___-) and some mints, because you can't do a long journey without mints!!!!!!! Yes, you didn't need to know any of that...

I'm going now, really. I need to have a last look for the old phone lest mother dear will murder me with a hacksaw. Byeeee everyone, see you in a week!!!! xxxxxxxxxx

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! 

OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGG!!!

Ok, i just read the latest Naruto manga... Don't read on if you haven't read it yet... Seriously, BIIIG spoiler.









Now. My capablities when it comes to reading Japanese (especially Kanji) are not exactly top notch, but i can just about work out what's going on. If i'm right, which i think i am, TOBI IS THE FOOKING LEADER OF THE AKATSUKI!! I seriously nearly pissed myself when i saw that. Just. OMG. TOBI. If you don't read Naruto, you won't know that Tobi is like THE dorkiest character in the entire series. So when it turns out that he is ABOVE PEIN (Pein being possibly the coolest anime/manga character to ever exist.. Seriously, he has piercings. Many piercings.) it was just like the most hysterical thing i have ever seen in my life. OMG!! I will never get over this!!! I always knew Tobi would end up being uber super special!!! X3 I luff him even more now!!!!

Ok... *breathes* enough ranting about Naruto... On to daily life. All my bags are packed for holidays and i'm ready to go... We dropped the dog and the cat off today and i reaaaaaaally miss them >___< Poor little animals, especially Tessy, Tiggy will be fine he's just a grumpy sod, but Tess looked so depressed when we drove off and left her at my nans >____<

Anyway, i have to entertain my brother now so i'll ramble in here a little more later, right before we leave! toodles!

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Bwahahahahahahaha XD Me and Em were just discussing Harry Potter (Which has been featuring far to much in my diary recently 8P oh well).. I find it odd that she absolutely HATES Harry, with a vengeance. Her claim is that it's JK's fault for making all the evil characters hotter. This conversation followed...

Me: Emily, Voldemort isn’t hot.
Emily: …Ok, no, I’ll agree with you there. But Lucius, Snape, Draco.. All about 25 times hotter than Potter.
Me: OMG EMILY! Hotter than Potter! That is so cool! XD
Emily: …I feel a fanfic coming on…
Me: OH NO! Ems, beat down those plot bunnies! Fanfic is teh evil!!!
Emily: I know, but it’s just such a cool name X3 Hotter than Potter… OMG it could be a HP beauty pageant!!!
Me: Emily, no.
Emily: Yes, I have to do it, I can’t resist now. Hotter than Potter is go.
Me: You. Are. Insane.

And i just find that totally and utterly hilarious! To the max! I love my friends X3

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I am immensly happy today!! Good mood good mood good mood X3 I was doing the chores yesterday, rummaging through the washing basket when i spotted something weird and black with lots of straps and poppers scrumpled up at the bottom.. I pulled it out and lo! It was my criminal damage trench coat!!! Mum was lying when she said she's thrown it away/hidden it and whatever.. She'd just lost it in the washing basket and was making up excuses about it XD So i'm veeeeeery happy because i love that trench coat X3 It's my favourite item of clothing that i own, followed by my pink jeans, my new turquoise Rebellion top, and my puprle jeans (which are nicer than i was expecting!) So.. YAY, the trench coat is back X3 I named it, it's called Trent, after Trent Reznor of course :p Lol, it's so easy to put me in a good mood XD

Aaaanyway, moving away from my wardrobe now... I'm reaaaally excited about going on holiday X3 I've missed everyone down there looooads and its gonna be so great to see them all again!! Yay X3 So today, yes im in a really good mood about everything.. im immensly tired, but that's good! I'm trying to starve myself of sleep so i sleep on the way down.. it's like a 4 hour car journey, which will completely kill me if i dont sleep all the way there. Aaaah i remember last year driving into Chi (aka: Chichester) with Distrubed playing full blast and yelling out the window at chavs XD that was fun.. My dad joined in aswell, which was hilarious XD And i worked out how to use Dave's scary stereo, but forgot to turn the speakers down and nearly deafened the entire street XD And we played chess with shot glasses.. im bad a chess, so naturally i lost badly.. We have barbeques every night and play twister on the beach right down by the sea, so the water sometimes comes and laps over your feet and its reaaaally cold and if you fall in.. yeah, you get wet and cold XD and that's motivation not to lose the game! :p GAAAAAAAAAAAH i can't wait now it's gonna be so much fun X3 X3 I love Dave's house, i can remember every detail of it even though i only spend 7 days a year there.. It's much nicer than my house XD I'm going to pack as soon as im done rambling :p

Noooow, moving on to the slightly supernatural... A weird thing happened today. I was walking my dog with my brother, we were in a field and this huge big black dog came running in and stopped not far infront of us just looking at us. My dog saw it and ran towards it, i saw it, but my brother didn't see it despite the fact that at one point he was looking right at it and it was the size of a shetland pony. It ran off when Tess got near it, so i chased it back out of the field and onto the track, but when i got out there it was gone O__O No dog. And the track (it's like a foot path thing..) stretches in a straight line in both directions, so if it'd run either way we'd still be able to see it. But there was nothing there. It was sooo strange, and my brother got all creeped out because he hadn't seen it. As far as he was concerned i'd gone running off across the field after 1 dog, our own, but i definately saw it. It was really odd O_O i was like 'did i just see a ghost dog?!' so strange... It reminds me of the old dog that always used to appear on the track and he'd walk the whole way along the track with you and then run off as soon as you got to the road. No one knew where he came from or whether he even had an owner, but nearly everyone who'd ever walked down the track had been followed the whole way by him. He got nicknamed Shadow, he was quite the celebrity in Northop Hall for a while XD Gawd, everything's happening at the moment.. Supernatural dogs and the incredibly multiplying cat... Oh, i haven't mentioned that have i? Mrs. Across the Road bought a white cat, really nice cat.. It had one blue eye and one green eye, they called it Frankie (i don't know why).. and they lost it like 3 weeks after they got it. They assumed it would be dead, but yesterday after 4 weeks of it being missing, it came back with an identical cat. Almost exactly the same, with one blue and one green eye and everything! The only difference was that it had a black smudge on its nose. They reckon that the other cat is Frankie's brother, and that he went off looking for him because he didn't want to be away from his brother X3 so cute :p So now they have nearly identical cats called Frankie and Benny, named after that restaurant XD Random or what.. But i thought that was kinda sweet.. 'Adventerous cat wander off and comes back with his brother!' XD Yeah.. Anyway, enough talking about ghost dogs and weird cats, i have to go and pack my stuff now. I need to find a bag for one thing, i dont know where my family hides the bloody things <_< >_> I'll ramble again tomorrow XD
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Gaaaaah. Got a phone call today from my cousin, she's pestered and persuaded as best she can but they can't give me a job at River Island =___= which is depressing because i know they had a vacancy... Probably already filled.. Whatever. But, good news! My mum's been looking around Chester for me and she's got me a job in a pretty funky shop. Sooo i'm happy. Well sort of. It's a job, but it means spending every Saturday in Chester WORKING instead of fucking about with my friends =__= that's kind of depressing... Oh well ^___^

Anyway, what else? My mum randomly rang me before to inform me that she's bought me a pair of bright purple jeans.. I was like o___O WHY? Honestly, i'll never understand my mum... What part of her brain saw a pair of bright purple jeans and decided it was a good idea to buy them for me?! Oh well, i can add them to my collection of weirdo clothes along with my bright pink zebra stripe trousers... Parents *shakes head*

That's all i have to say really... I have lots of ironing to do now and i need to do yet another wash *faints* too much washing, i'm drowning in it XD Oh well, toodles!
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It's just occured to me that (just incase someone is reading this who hasnt yet read HP7) i should mention that there is a teensy, tiny little biddy spoiler... Not a plot spoiler, just a line from the book which i found immensly funny. That is all.





Weell i just wasted an evening re-reading HP7... It's now 3am XD This time i was practically boring a hole in the book looking for plot holes and mistakes or slip ups. I always do it, every single HP book, i pick the plot apart and then grumble to someone about it. This time the someone was Em. And we both raised eyebrows and made this face o___O at this line::

"Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt."

Yes, that's an actual line from the actual book. Page 509, near the bottom if you don't believe me. Noooow, is it just me who thinks that sounds wrong? Of course not, Em does too, but she's barely human so she doesn't count. I suppose this is what late nights do to me XD But to me, it looks wrong. Really. Em agrees, im not alone!!! <_< >_>

Me: Ugh, yeah, to me that just sounded so wrong O_O
Em: I can't believe you didn't notice it the first time round.
Me: I know o_O Think what happened when hundreds of squeely pre-teen girls around the globe read that line!!
Em: ...Lots of fangirls died.
Me: Aye. Poor things.
Em: Maybe JK deliberately slipped that line in there, in order to kill all the Harry X Malfoy fans out there.
Me: That woman is a genius!
Em: She is indeed! 

Yeah, look at us having a mature discussion <_< >_> I've just noticed that Em is Me backwards *dl* makes me sound like some kind of schizo discussing HP7 with my backwards self <_< >_> Well, i do discuss the plot with myself, but in my head XD Looking for plot holes is fun, but i couldn't find any in this one =___= depressing. Very depressing. Aaanyway, enough rambling about HP for now.. What have i done today? Nothing really... Just... Boring stuff, washing, ironing, washing up.. The usual stuff that needs doing when getting ready to go on holiday. Me and my dad have been given the task of emptying the fridge and cupboards of all the food that will go mouldy if we leave it there while we're on holiday. Isn't my family just great? -___-
Yeah, tomorrow i'll be busy. I have to get up early, get the rest of my clothes washed dried and ironed, organise the ones i've already got washed dried and ironed... Ring the cattery because apparently no one else in my house is capable of booking a 1 week holiday for my dear kitty cat.. what else do i need to do? Just generally lots of before-holiday sorting... There are mountains of clothes that need washing, that's the main goal at the moment. Get everything washed and dry so we can pack on thursday. I like to pack several days in advance, my parents like to pack an hour before we leave. Therefore, to save stress, i do the packing. And they can bloody well be happy with it or go away, because i refuse to be put under the stress of "OMG WE'RE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES AND I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING JEANS!!! *PANIC PANIC PANIC*" Far too much hassle. So pack 2 days in advance i shall. We're leaving in the small hours of satruday morning. I get awful motion sickness, so im planning on starving myself of sleep on thursday night (aka: all nighter) so i sleep all the way there in the car. It means staying up for 2 nights straight really, but it won't be the first time XD Pfft... Then when we get there i will do the usual tour of the house making sure everything is in order. You have to check for boobie traps, you never know with my uncle Dave =___= Since my BRAND NEW PHONE is now broken, i will not be having any form of contact with anyone for a week. Which will do me good i think. I'm really looking forward to this holiday actually! It should be fun ^___^ It doesn't feel like a year since we were down there last... Time really has flown this year O__O Feels strange that just a year ago i wasn't even thinking about GCSE's. Now they're over and it's all very weird... I'm going to have the entire family down there all going "ZOMG YOU'VE GROWN UP SO MUCH LOOKIT YOUR HAIR OMG YOU'RE TALLER WHAT HAPPENED OMG GCSE'S YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW *hyperventilates*" ...Yeah... Last time the saw me i had waist length dark brown hair and wore nothing but black, black and more black. Now i have shortish pink hair and i like to wear bright colours, tartan, bright pink zebra striped trousers and bandanas. Not all at the same time though XD Haha, i have changed alot O___O It's only just occured to me how much i've changed over the last year. A year ago i wouldn't be caught DEAD in pink trousers. I swore against pink, i hated it! Now i love it XD Times change, people change... It's all good. As long as i have my little siamese kitty tied to my jeans at all times!! (he lost an arm, which was very distressing. But now he is unique ^w^ ..He's not a real cat incase you hadn't guessed XD) Anyway, i should really stop rambling like an idiot now XD It's just weird that i'm not going to be able to ramble for a whole week :O when usually i ramble at least 55 million times a day XD Yes. I need bed now, i have an early start tomorrow. Oh foo, i've just remembered i need to re-dye my hair if i don't want inch long blonde roots for holiday >.< bugger bugger... Dammit... Gah... More stuff to remember... Night night all ^__^
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Have you ever laughed so hard you were convinced that you would die from suffocation? The kind of laugh where you make that terrifying whooping noise and it takes you a while to realise that it's you, not some tropical bird being stamped on. The kind of laugh where you feel like you're going to pop a blood vessel, and your stomach aches and it gets to the point where you're crying and choking and snorting and rolling around on the floor.

Now have you ever tried to suppress that kind of laugh? Hold it back and refuse to succumb to the ridiculous wally laugh that everyone has in them somewhere. Do you know how BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE THAT IS?! I swear to God my eyeballs just nearly popped out of my skull from trying to prevent that laugh.

What caused this hysteria you ask? The insane and ridiculous fusion of Kingdom Hearts and Dragonball Z. Yeh. Axel and Roxas + FUSION DANCE *boogies accordingly* = Roxel. ROXEL. Why am i the only one who finds that utterly hysterical? Not only that, but KINGDOM BALLS. That is what it is called. Kingdom Balls. I am officially dead. I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time. God bless you Em. You've made my day yet again XD

Just a note: Never EVER try and hold in the wally laugh. It doesn't work, it just gives you a monstrosity of a headache. Just let it go *nods wisely*

I'm done now.

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Woooo, chapters 1 and 2 of Switch 24 are DOOOOOOONE!! We've got Kelly (who is like... Shakespeare reincarnate..) to beta them for us, and then we're good! We had a brainstorming session earlier and we've actually decided and confirmed how the story is going to end. We've left it open for a sequel. Whether there will ever be a sequel, i have no idea XD I'm having enough trouble with this one!!! >.< But Em keeps feeding me those plot bunnies and the story just seems to keep coming, so we're on track. No deadline set yet, because i work badly under pressure, and Em is worse. If it's not finished by christmas i'm going to have to kill someone. Seriously. There's two of us working on it, that should cut it down by at least half... But... OMG, WE KNOW HOW IT'S GOING TO END!!! *rofl's* It's becoming an obsession, all we talk about on msn is Switch 24, all im drawing at the moment is Switch 24 characters, all im thinking about is ways of slipping ideas i have into the plot. I have plot bunnies in the brain!!! GAH!! Anyway, i finished chapter 2 so Em is working on 2 while i look over 1 and Kel looks over 1 and 2 for us... 1 is good so far. Infact, it's great. IT'S BRILLIANT!! *hyperventilates* Gotta love Emily's writing style... ANIMAL IMAGERY!!!! *dies from heart failure*

...Ok, i'm going to stop talking about Switch 24 now... I couldn't find my cat before, i was slightly worried as it was raining and the fat bastard usually comes in when its raining... But lo, he was under a hedge, so all is well. I still need to steal him so i can take some photo's as reference for my cat drawings, as i am still practicing. I could do with getting hold of some dog reference photos (handy, i have a dog!) too... So i think im going to go and comandeer the animals for an hour or so and try and get some decent pictures with them... Haha, fat chance of that... Never work with children or animals... Particularly animals... Particularly grumpy 15 year old cats who would much rather be eating or sleeping. Bah. Screw the rules i have money. (haha, Yugioh abridged series quotes FTW <_< >_>) And i actually don't have money. Any money. I hope my gran will give me a few quid for holidays otherwise im going to have problems buying presents for my friends o_O I'll get them something... They can all have a twig from the 200 year old tree in my nans garden XD "THAT'S A PIECE OF HISTORY YOU'RE HOLDING SO DON'T YOU DARE DIS IT OR SNAP IT OR SET FIRE TO IT!!!! ANCIENT TWIGS!!!" ...I feel a little light headed, too much cider. It's true you know, cider really does rot your brain. But it's so good X3 Gotta love the irish. An irish guy at the pub in liverpool said the most amazing thing ever... "If at first you don't succeed, buy another beer." That's my new motto. Yep. Right, off to steal the cat, dog and camera and get some reference photo's! TOODLES!!! IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
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*sigh* i can tell that i'm getting bored of the holidays. How? I've been drawing like some kind of possessed thing these last few days. Seriously, i've been through an entire pack of paper already, and i'm still going. Drawing is what i do when i'm bored. It's my way of escaping death by boredom. Yurh.
I'm quite pleased with myself actually, because after much effort and blood and tears and ripped up pieces of paper over the last 16 years of my life, out of nowhere i have finally worked out an easy way to draw hands which doesn't make them look deformed. Hands has always been my weak point, i've never been able to draw them, but now i think i'm finally getting somewhere with the bastard things. Why humans can't just have tenticles i'll never know.
Switch 24 is coming along really well, but i didn't realise how bloody good at writing Em is O__O It's a strain trying to keep up with her, i'll say that, but i'm enjoying it and it's giving me something to do so i don't mind ^___^
I've been drawing the three main characters (Switch, Otter and Morgan) obsessively the last few days... Mainly Switch and Otter, because Morgan is a girl and i don't really like drawing girls XD It's odd, because i used to be good at drawing girls, but terrible at drawing boys, now it's kind of the other way round... I've figured out how to get men looking like men as apposed to twisted manly-women, but have lost the ability to draw women who don't look 8 years old and/or anorexic *sigh* can't have them both, it would seem, it's just one or the other XD
I suppose that indicates that i should be practicing drawing women more, since i suck at it so badly.. They just have many in and out bits that for some reason i can no longer draw properly. Men are much easier as far as i'm concerned. Unless they have wings. Like Switch >.< Wings are a bitch to draw. Oh look, yet another thing i need practice on. And cats. I need to practice drawing cats. Gawd in heaven... Right, so, i need to practice drawing hands, women, wings and cats... No scratch that, ALL animals. Except horses. I've got horses down, it's the rest of the bloody animal kingdom that i struggle with. Grrrrr.

So yes, that was a rant about drawing. How fascinated you must be. But really, i have done NOTHING ELSE. Apart from walking the dog and looking after my brother and reading HP7 which for some reason didn't make me cry, although according to all the other people i've talked to it's impossible to read it without crying o__O Feh. Apart from that i've just been drawing obsessively, and thusly have nothing better to talk about than what i need to improve on. Which is pretty much everything in existance. It's taken me 16 years to get to where i am now, and it's going to take another 150 years to get to where i actually want to be *grumbles*

Anyone following the boy fiasco, i don't really want to waste any more diary space talking about those two. It's been sorted out, everyone's friends again, i'm still slightly huffy with a certain sexist noob, but he gets away with it i suppose... Just this once. Next time i'll be smashing panes of glass over his head. Yeah. But, no boyfriend for me, i have decided that it's too much trouble. Unless you keep them in a box or something where they can't get near anyone who might put stupid ideas into their head *grumbles more* I am NEVER going to find someone who doesn't annoy me within the first week am i? Grrr... To me, the ideal boyfriend is someone i can just talk to about everything and anything, who doesn't mind me not always being around him and who is generally fun to be around. Not someone who is just in it for the physical side, and doesn't actually give two pig shits about anything but that *grumbles more!!!* And they have to smell nice. Boys who smell bad are icky. Me and Alex discussed this. We have very high standards now. Pretty much, if it's not Myv, not interested XD XD Oh dear...

I'm in a grumbling mood today... I have alot to grumble about... People are annoying me at the moment, i'm in one of those moods where i just want to stay holed up in my room and refuse to speak to anyone... Not because i'm in a bad mood with anyone, but because i know i will be if i give them the chance to talk to me XD It's fine, hormones again.. girlies will understand... MEN, THINK YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS EVERY MONTH!!! Yes, it IS as bad as we say it is, and we DO need lots of sympathy and hugs or we WILL explode in your face and rip off your nose. It's true *nods* Well, the two renegade children currently occupying the house (AKA Ethan and Lewis) want their turn on the computer so i'm off for a while. To draw most probably. Cats. I'm going to find my cat and force him to sit still so i can draw him and/or take photo's of him for reference.

I'm off on a cat hunt!

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Me: I've finished Harry Potter now, it's depressing.. I really want to rant about the plot to people!
Emily: Don't rant to me, i haven't finished it!! Although, i already know how it ends.
Me: Do you???
Emily: Yes. The last horcrux is.... DUMBLEDORE'S BEARD!!!!!!!

That made my day XD ..Well i found it funny.. SHUTTUP, IT CHEERED ME UP!!!

Ugh, well i officially feel like total and utter crap now... I slept in 'till 5 in the bloody afternoon, because no one thought to wake me... I've let people down and i feel awful for it =___= Pfft.. I have nothing else to say, i'm going back to my room now...

I finished HP7... It was good, and i was right. That's all i have to say.