Nyeeeh, changed my mind, i'm too tired to go through 21 messages.. it's 3:20am i should've been in bed hours ago.. and i shouldn't be on my diary yattering away about how i can't be bothered replying to my messages. So here are generic replies to all the possible messages i can think of that might be in my inbox:
- Hi ^_^
- I'm fine thanks, yourself?
- I don't know, the sky?
- Why thank you ^_^
- *hugs*
- *huggleglompsm
- Really?
- Oh dear...
- O RLY?!
- No Alex, Theo and Vince are not having children.
...hopefully that should satisfy the people who have messaged me... this is pointless! POINTLESS! i could've replied to half my messages in the time it's taken me to write all this, but i can't keep my eyes open anymore and my conscience is having a war with Vince.. Coscience tells me not to ignore messages, something important might be going on... Vince tells me not to worry about it and go to bed and reply to them at a sensible hour... Vince just killed my conscience, i'm going to bed before i fall asleep at the keyboard... i'll do messages tomorrow *headdesk* bloody procrastinator
Wheeeee, i'm on a drawing spree at the moment, or as i once called it a 'drawing fernando' (don't ask). It has recently occured to me that my style when it comes to drawing humans is slowly drifting away from anime and manga style.. I no longer draw people with big googly eyes and compacted heads and ridiculously pointed chins.. i suppose i'm just looking at alot of art, absorbing different styles and mingling them together to make a style all my own X3 Many people's art has influenced me.. Emily, i have borrowed and adapted her style of drawing ears XD.. Rynnay, i have learned LOADS from her about facial expressions and the correct way to draw faces... Demi and Jack from Sheezy have taught me how to get human proprtions right XD and Jack has also helped me with hands which i usually have many problems with! My style is basically a mixture of the styles of every single artist i know, combined with a bit of Beki she-bam, then splurged out of a cat's nose and onto the paper and there you go BEKI-STYLE! So yeah, i like my new style and i'm sticking with it ^_^
Other than that, i've filled in a few more plot holes on the unnamed story with Vince, Theo, Kat, Davey and Pabs..And [Lexi. Short and Sweet!] is trying to convince me to make Zekkou canon, which is impossible as he is the son of two males and is just a random sort of omake character that will never exist in the story. And even if somehow it was possible, Vince is 12 years older than Theo and Zekkou is currently 17.. That means in order for it to happen, Vince and Theo would have had to.. spawn.. Zekky when Vince was 18 and Theo was 6.. Thus making Vince a pedo whatever way you look at it.. So yeah, not gonna happen. Plus, Theo and Vince didn't even MEET until Theo was 15, so unless Vince and Theo managed to breed from opposite ends of the galaxy, it's impossible. THERE! I win.
Anyway, enough of that i have a bed to be sleeping in and a collection of messages that i've been ignoring to reply too.. Sorry if anyone's messaged me and i haven't replied despite being online.. I LOVE YOU REALLY! I'm just in a really arty mood tonight so i've been neglecting my messages.. and now i feel bad.. *hugs to all the neglected people* sorry! *pootles off to read neglected messages*
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YAY! My artistic muse has decided to return from wherever he went and i've been drawing horses all day XD That is all.
Actually, no it's not. I'm realllly hungry, so i'm eating what's left over of my lemon mirangue pie. I feel like i did when i was starving myself only eating a piece of bread every day and being generally moronic.. Just really shaky and light headed and weird. It's horrible, so i'm going to stuff my face now ^__^ The reason i'm so hungry is because i hardly ate anything yesterday because.. i just forgot o_O and today i only ate a necterine so i was starving by dinner time... HOWEVER. Me and my brother were watching Naruto and didn't here mum shouting us for dinner, so when we went downstairs 10 minutes later she had the biggest spazz ever and threw my dinner at me. I sort of stood there like 'do i laugh and walk away or do i completely lose my rag and kill her?' i kind of went for half way between the two and burst out laughing, picked up her dinner and threw it in her face. She threw her drink over me and that was when i actually lost my temper. I was going to throw the chair at her, but i caught myself last minute, put it down and just went to my room. I didn't cry or scream or break things like usual either, i just sat down on the bed, stared into space for a while, went to sleep, got up and went on the computer. It was odd. Either i'm getting alot better at controlling my temper (albeit in weird ways like staring into space and going to sleep) or someone had spiked my drink with sleeping pills o__O whatever. Now i look back on it the whole scene was very funny. That's the reason i didn't eat though, because mum decided to throw my dinner at me, and then i was stubborn so refused to go and get something else. I'm fine now i've eaten something though, so it's all good ^___^ Families are impossible *shakes head*
Aaanyway, all my friends have been away recently, but Alex has finally returned which means alot more spagging around and, of course, alot more drinking. We've also got Bloodstock in a week which i can't freaking wait for!! It's going to be awesome. A weekend of camping, metal music and alcohol. My idea of heaven. It would be perfect if there were some hot guys there too, and judging by what it was like at DL last year, i imagine there will be many of those. And this time i'm single *grins* Aaaaaah, i've just seen Alex's CG pic on her page... and now i really want to CG something =__= I don't really have anything worth colouring though, except maybe that carousel horse i drew about 4 hours ago... But that's kinda depressing XD Oh well, i think i'm gunna go and start CGing that and then hit the hay, cuz i have to get up reasonably early tomorrow so i can have a shower and wash my hair. Argh stuff to do *flails* Buuuut at least both my muses are back now so i can write and draw without having le espasmo and killing everything around me. YAY! So, to round things up.. or off.. whichever makes more sense... Despite having a big argument with mum which resulted in me being extremely hungry, i'm very happy and hyper due to muses returning and Bloodstock in a week. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!! Mike is coming back from... that place that he went... So i'll be able to talk to him again, and since things have been a bit frosty between us since the Nathan saga, talking to him will be good. Need to inform him that i believe him and that i do actually want to be friends again. If he won't listen to me i'll just beat him up until he does ^_____^ YAY!
Anyway, i'm going now before i get into one of my hyperishly giggly moods. BAI!!!
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Omg i was up soo late last night.. Went to bed at 7am, got up at 11 (which is a miracle in itself). I ranted in Word for AGES, ended up writing something like 16 pages of utter nonsense. I just read it back and it makes... No sense. At all. It's just complete nonsense. A line from it: "Like sometimes you just think 'well what if i did?' and jump in the pool of sharks for the hell of it even though you know you're risking your life big time." .......WHAT. THE. HELL?!?! What was i even talking about?! I had a 2 page ramble about escalators for God's sake... Dear me... Another line: "Chickens can survive without their head. But could they take over the world? That is the question." WHAT?! What does that even... IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!!! My brain was in a seriously weird mood last night.. If i'd transferred my rant in Word to this diary i would probably be carted off to a mad home. Another one: "Cider is dangerous. Proper cider. Because you think you're fine. Then you get up and someone says 'HEY! Let's invade Birmingham!' and you think that's a great idea. Dangerous drink." OMG. I have something severely wrong with me, i don't even remember writing half of it XD XD *sniggers* I should do that more often, it's given me a laugh anyway, and it seems to have gotten rid of my writers block. One of my muses has come back thank God, so i can actually write stuff that isn't meaningless fluff. YAY! Now just to bring back my other muse and remove the artists block and all will be well. Anyway, i have to go and get something to eat now before i die of starvation. Mother dearest has started me on a 'healthy diet' which is basically 'balanced' and involves eating alot of rabbit food that isn't very filling to begin with. So as a result, i'm always hungry =___= But she's right, i do need to lose weight, so diet it is *shakes fist* hooray, sticks of celery and coleslaw for breakfast =_____= I'm dying here, someone come and save me. And bring cake. That is all.
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Baaaaaaaaah... I'm so bored... It's 3:51am, and i should definately be sleeping... But i can't, i'm not tired so there's not much point trying. I'll just end up lying there being frustrated with myself for not being able to sleep, and then getting up and coming back on the computer or going for a walk anyway... So i'll skip that bit and just stay here. I feel like drawing something, but i don't know what to draw... I'm stuck in an artistic slump at the moment. All i seem to be able to do is really quick, scrappy doodles and sketches of random people's faces... I suppose i'm getting some practice in with facial expressions and facial structure and what-not, but i'm starting to bore myself with what i'm drawing *grumbles* I hate it when my brain goes like this. It goes into ultra-spazz mode and refuses to do anything useful. So i end up just sitting and doing nothing all day, or drawing random crappy drawings that end up getting ripped up anyway. I want to write, but i can't, all inspiration has left me. I want to draw decent pictures, but i can't, the artists block is still sitting on my arm making life difficult. My muse seems to have run away to join the circus (which is where he belongs anyway) and i'm just feeling generally down for no adequately explored reason other than that i have forgotten how to draw properly. And for someone like me that is a very depressing thing =___= I've always drawn as an escape, which is often why my drawings are dark and... grrr... Yeah. I have folders upon folders of angsty, depressing art. LIKE A TRADITIONAL EMO CHILD!!!! *boogies* it's just my way of getting stuff off my chest when there's no one around to talk to (like at 4 in the bloody morning)... But since i can't draw and there's currently no one around to talk to, it's making my head feel like a rock... Oh goddamit all, crusher is coming back *headdesk headdesk* PAH! Can you believe that not being able to draw has brought all this on? How pathetic is that. Grrr, i need sleep, i'm just a tired and hormonal artist-in-trai
I CAN'T EVEN DRAW A BLOODY STICK FIGURE THAT DOESN'T LOOK DEFORMED!!! *scribbles frantically* hate hate hate hate hate... Wherever my artistic ability (or lack thereof) has gone, i want it to come back NOW. Bugger it all, i'm going to bed. And i'll probably feel much more normal in the morning, and read this through and think "You utter tard. Why were you letting yourself get all flustered about that. Bloody idiot." ...
Hahaha, "He's just a psycho case who sits around talking to imaginary raccoons all day." That's my quote of the day for today. It cheered me up anyway. Can you guess who it's a description of? Bet you can't! It's now 4:02. Sleep time... Argh, but the pretty sun-up thing is juuuust starting to happen. Do i sit up and wait for the sun to come up and be a zombie tomorrow? Or do i go to bed now, miss the sunrise, and be vaguely human tomorrow? Hmmm, decisions decisions... GAAAAAAH my brain is currently set on overdrive. One minute it was in a total spastic slump, now it's buzzing and whirring and coming up with a whole bunch of crap that makes no sense but i feel the need to write it all down anyway. Might turn into a story one day, who knows. Looks like i'm staying up to watch the sunrise. MSWord here i come, lest i destroy my diary by rambling senselessly too much. It gets enough of that as it is. I'm going to stop now. Transferring rambling to MSWord, please wait...
Transfer complete.
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Hahahaha, Emily has made my day once again by pointing out that Xemnas is an anogram of Mansex XD XD XD (Umm.. Only KH fans will get that.. Yeah..) That made me lol.. I can't believe i didn't notice it before now o___O
Aaaanyway, moving swiftly away from that before i start a long rant about KH.. I'm home alone again which is boring, depressing and relaxing.. Kind of a confusing mixture there :p I like being home alone because i have the house to myself and i can just chill without being nagged incessantly by my olds... But it's also really boring... There's no one to argue with and believe it or not i've actually been enjoying the company of my little brother these last 2 weeks O__O We've found common interests that can keep us amused for hours without any arguing. Naruto Ultimate Ninja (which he is REALLY good at! It's scary, he almost beat me as SAKURA when i was OREO!!! I mean WTF?!) and Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series. So yeah we've been a lot less argumentative lately which is good. Dad's in another slump and has been in bed since we got back from holidays... My mum and me had a bug thing on holiday, but it wasn't to bad, just made us feel a bit blech for a day.. But my dad caught it, which is bad. I should explain, he has an terminal disease called polymeiositis (say that 5 times fast) which attacks his muscles and immune system... So he has practically no immune system at all, so a common cold can put him in the hospital for 3 weeks.. So yeah, he just suffers more than us when he gets bugs and such. Buuut, he seems to be getting better cuz he's braved the great outdoors today and bogged down to archery (i knew he couldn't resist it for long, he got a new compound bow while we were in Selsey and he's been itching to shoot stuff with it). Mum brother and dog decided to go along too, but i'm under house arrest at the moment due to my room being a mess (again). And thusly, i am home alone, with only our grumpy ass cat as company. And he's outside under the hedge, so he doesn't even count. Bah. My dad has asked me to print off a target for my brother to shoot at with his new BB gun.. But it's such a waste of my precious ink *clings to cartridges* ..Yes, i'm being selfish, but i like my ink and i have to pay for it myself... And as i have no money at the moment due to having to buy a replacement memory card so my brother didn't burn my ps2 out refusing to turn it off... Wasting ink is bad atm... I shall have to start charging them to use the printer, since i pay for the ink XD Yeeeess, like in the library, only i'll charge more. 20p per sheet for b&w printing, 50p per sheet for colour. That isn't too unreasonable <_< >_> Of course, they won't listen to me. They'll just get all shouty and trousery and nag about how they pay for my food and clothes and don't charge me for them... Then they'll use my printer anyway. Pfft. Oh well, it can't be helped XD
Aaah, i'm in a weird mood now, but i'm going to stop rambling and start cleaning so mum doesn't have a nervy spazz when she gets home.. BAI!
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Bah, my mother has gone on another insane cooking rampage.. There's flour everywhere and the kitchen is out of bounds.. I have no idea what she's cooking, but she's been in there for hours so probably lots and lots of cakes and pies.. she does this sometimes =___= parents... Yeah, that's all i wanted to say really, i'm off to play Yakuza now because i'm addicted to it X3 BAI!!
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Dare you meet my family? Hehehe, yeah, holiday photo's.. none of them are especially good, most of them are of either the dogs or the beach XD The camera was kind of boredom relief, and i wasn't bored very often, so there aren't very many good photos.. you do get to see the lawn mower saga though! XD go on, click it, you know you want to <_< >_>
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Okaaaaaaay i suppose i should ramble about my holiday! I don't want to rant for too long because.. Well, no one actually needs to know what i did on my holiday XD Wellll, we went to stay near Wittering, Brackelsham Bay to be more precise. Anyone knows where that is or has ever heard of it before and i'll give you a medal XD We were staying in my uncle Dave's gorgeousissimo bungalo which is a 5 second walk away from the beach (while he and my Aunty Anne are staying in their second house in France the lucky buggers). Anyway the car journey there was HORRIBLE. We started driving at 4am, i couldn't sleep and by 6am i was feeling very sick. At 7am we stopped at the services and had paaaaaancakes for breakfast, which did make me feel better XD We got in to Wittering at 9am and went to Tesco ffs!!! I was in my bloody pajamas and mum made me get out and buy stuff with her!!! I was like 'Mother, i want to go to bed, i haven't slept for 24 hours, bog off...' but i still ended up standing at the checkout with my hair standing on end, in my pajamas, trying to convince the man that i hadn't escaped from the asylum and that i just wanted some milk... Aaaanyway, then after we'd got ourselves decent we went to see my nan. Bedlam as always. Nan was just rambling on like a lunatic as she does, Sue (my auntie) was yelling her head off as she does, Dave (auntie's boyfriend) was acting like a drunk with my dad, and Alfie and Skye were both mugging my brother. I was the one sitting in a corner with a cup of tea pretending i didn't know any of them XD My nan is a wazzock, she really is. She falls over ALL THE TIME. Me and Sue were taking the pee out of her because she seems to have made it her mission to fall over in every city in the country. We were all talking and reminiscing as you do when you don't see someone for over a year, and EVERYONE said 'oh, you're hair's pink!' ...I always just want to say 'OMG, NO REALLLY????!?! IT'S MEANT TO BE BLONDE, WELL BUGGER ME!!!!' But i have to try and be civil. God knows when we go down there i'm the only one who even makes the effort to be civil. The weather was just.. Gwaaaah.. It was blisteringly hot, so we went into Chichester. That was a grand idea. Ended up sitting outside a pub drinking cider and eating sushi XD We went to a medieval day thing too.. I can't remember what order all this happened in... And once again it was so hot that we ended up sitting in a pub drinking and eating and being generally british. I had gammon and chips *thumbs up* ...Now i think about it, we went to a pub EVERY SINGLE BLOODY DAY. Hahaha, that amuses me. Every day we went to do something, and every day we ended up sitting in a pub drinking cider and having a pub lunch. I love my family sometimes XD We went to a proper old cider house and i had some scrumpy! Scrumpy is REEEEAL cider. It's cloudy, it's brewed in enormous barrels, and it has a rummy taste to it. It's also one of the most dangerous drinks in the world. Because it's cider, you drink it in pints, because cider isn't strong or anything, so you thing you're fine. One pint, no problem. Until you try to stand up and walk away. That's the moment you realise that the top half of your body knows where it's going, but the bottom doesn't. You fall over like a wally basically, it's great. I wanted to get some for Alex, but they didn't sell the strong stuff, so i got her some mild scrumpy, freshly brewed that day. Loveley stuff it is too, i had a bottle for myself! Anyway, enough about pubs and alcahol for the minute... Me and my bro spent allot of time on the beach, looking for fossils and sharks teeth and the like. The weather was right for it, so why not. Anyway, brother proved that he is a true Johnson. How did he do this? He somehow managed to fall in the sea. Yes. The sea. And he didn't just do that "*splash* oh i have a wet bum" somehow, he managed to fall in and get drenched, head to foot, and half way out of the bay by the time we could drag him out of the water. This is what my family is like. Another example of retardedness. My nan: set fire to her handbag in the cinema. HOW DO YOU DO THAT?! In the cinema?! It runs in the family, it really does. Dear me... Oooh, on Wednesday we went out to the Spotted Horse (it's a pub, surprise surprise) for a meal. It was HILARIOUS. I spent pretty much the whole time laughing my ass off. We were there for near on 4 hours and the owner couldn't wait to get rid of us XD We were all talking about smoking and Dave told me how when he was a teenager they ripped up his mums lino in the kitchen, cut it into little pieces and smoked it. That made me crack up, i couldn't understand what on earth inspired him to smoke lino XD Nutcase. Clearly being influenced by Sue, who incidentally has the loudest laugh in the history of mankind. OOOH! We went go-karting to, which was great fun. My brother, genius that he is, managed to crash into the tyre barrier, but not only that, he managed to go right UNDER the bloody thing and out the other side. I nearly wet myself laughing, it was so funny. Aaaah, this is turning into a longer rant than i intended it too... Bloody hell... I have alot more to rant about too >__< I'm sure no one wants to hear any of this anyway, so i'll stop now and just rant about it more later when i feel like it... I want to live down there though, my family are all bonkers down that end of the country. Must be the sea air :p Night night!
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I'M BACK FROM HOLIDAY BUT ONCE AGAIN IN A STUPID RUSH!!! TV HAS BLOWN UP AND I HAVE TO FIX IT BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOUSE WHO IS CAPABLE OF PLUGGING A FEW THINGS IN THE RIGHT PLACE WITHOUT BLOWING MYSELF UP!!!!! I'LL RANT ABOUT THE HOLIDAY LATER!!! BAI!!!
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Helloooo!!! Must be quick, i've nabbed Dave's computer and i shouldn't really be online <_< >_> Just wanted to write a leetle note to let people know that i'm alive XD Having a good time, going to London tomorrow to go up Canary Wharf which should be cooooool... Anyway, parents grumbling, got to go, talk proprerly when i get back!!! BAI!!!
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Oh and Alex, the lyrics are "So Deep That It Didn't Even Bleed And Catch Me Off Guard" you ninny!
But i like your version better.
Much cooler.
I really am going this time. HOLIDAAAAAAAAY
BAI!! *poses before dashing off*
Well peoples of Elftown, this be it! I'm departing (for a week, don't panic XD XD)
I'm off to the south coast for a week, and we're leaving in about an hour (yeah, at 4 in the morning, my family has issues..) I hope y'all have a good week and aren't too lost without my daily pointless rambles XD I have to go and do some last minute packing and preparing, make a flask of tea for mum for the journey, because i know she'll go full on espasmo without her tea, and then wake up the family. I HAVEN'T SLEPT YET!! I'm freaking tired, so i'm sleeping for the journey. We're stopping at the Little Chef in Wittering to get pancakes for breakfast X3 I'm looking forward to that more than anything XD
My dad was having a go at me before because i have 2 big bags full of stuff and rucksack too ¬___¬ It's not my fault i need alot of stuff!!! My rucksack is my 'hand luggage' as he calls it.. Just my gear for the journey. MP3 player with new playlist as always, a few CD's if i feel like blaring the music SUPER LOUD as we come into Chichester (at like 7 in the morning, we'll be popular XD XD) some food incase i get peckish, a bag and a towel just incase i randomly decide to throw up half way there (i did last time -___-) and some mints, because you can't do a long journey without mints!!!!!!! Yes, you didn't need to know any of that...
I'm going now, really. I need to have a last look for the old phone lest mother dear will murder me with a hacksaw. Byeeee everyone, see you in a week!!!! xxxxxxxxxx
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOMMMMM
Ok, i just read the latest Naruto manga... Don't read on if you haven't read it yet... Seriously, BIIIG spoiler.
Now. My capablities when it comes to reading Japanese (especially Kanji) are not exactly top notch, but i can just about work out what's going on. If i'm right, which i think i am, TOBI IS THE FOOKING LEADER OF THE AKATSUKI!! I seriously nearly pissed myself when i saw that. Just. OMG. TOBI. If you don't read Naruto, you won't know that Tobi is like THE dorkiest character in the entire series. So when it turns out that he is ABOVE PEIN (Pein being possibly the coolest anime/manga character to ever exist.. Seriously, he has piercings. Many piercings.) it was just like the most hysterical thing i have ever seen in my life. OMG!! I will never get over this!!! I always knew Tobi would end up being uber super special!!! X3 I luff him even more now!!!!
Ok... *breathes* enough ranting about Naruto... On to daily life. All my bags are packed for holidays and i'm ready to go... We dropped the dog and the cat off today and i reaaaaaaally miss them >___< Poor little animals, especially Tessy, Tiggy will be fine he's just a grumpy sod, but Tess looked so depressed when we drove off and left her at my nans >____<
Anyway, i have to entertain my brother now so i'll ramble in here a little more later, right before we leave! toodles!
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Bwahahahahahah
Me: Emily, Voldemort isn’t hot.
Emily: …Ok, no, I’ll agree with you there. But Lucius, Snape, Draco.. All about 25 times hotter than Potter.
Me: OMG EMILY! Hotter than Potter! That is so cool! XD
Emily: …I feel a fanfic coming on…
Me: OH NO! Ems, beat down those plot bunnies! Fanfic is teh evil!!!
Emily: I know, but it’s just such a cool name X3 Hotter than Potter… OMG it could be a HP beauty pageant!!!
Me: Emily, no.
Emily: Yes, I have to do it, I can’t resist now. Hotter than Potter is go.
Me: You. Are. Insane.
And i just find that totally and utterly hilarious! To the max! I love my friends X3
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaaanyway, moving away from my wardrobe now... I'm reaaaally excited about going on holiday X3 I've missed everyone down there looooads and its gonna be so great to see them all again!! Yay X3 So today, yes im in a really good mood about everything.. im immensly tired, but that's good! I'm trying to starve myself of sleep so i sleep on the way down.. it's like a 4 hour car journey, which will completely kill me if i dont sleep all the way there. Aaaah i remember last year driving into Chi (aka: Chichester) with Distrubed playing full blast and yelling out the window at chavs XD that was fun.. My dad joined in aswell, which was hilarious XD And i worked out how to use Dave's scary stereo, but forgot to turn the speakers down and nearly deafened the entire street XD And we played chess with shot glasses.. im bad a chess, so naturally i lost badly.. We have barbeques every night and play twister on the beach right down by the sea, so the water sometimes comes and laps over your feet and its reaaaally cold and if you fall in.. yeah, you get wet and cold XD and that's motivation not to lose the game! :p GAAAAAAAAAAAH i can't wait now it's gonna be so much fun X3 X3 I love Dave's house, i can remember every detail of it even though i only spend 7 days a year there.. It's much nicer than my house XD I'm going to pack as soon as im done rambling :p
Noooow, moving on to the slightly supernatural..
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Gaaaaah. Got a phone call today from my cousin, she's pestered and persuaded as best she can but they can't give me a job at River Island =___= which is depressing because i know they had a vacancy... Probably already filled.. Whatever. But, good news! My mum's been looking around Chester for me and she's got me a job in a pretty funky shop. Sooo i'm happy. Well sort of. It's a job, but it means spending every Saturday in Chester WORKING instead of fucking about with my friends =__= that's kind of depressing... Oh well ^___^
Anyway, what else? My mum randomly rang me before to inform me that she's bought me a pair of bright purple jeans.. I was like o___O WHY? Honestly, i'll never understand my mum... What part of her brain saw a pair of bright purple jeans and decided it was a good idea to buy them for me?! Oh well, i can add them to my collection of weirdo clothes along with my bright pink zebra stripe trousers... Parents *shakes head*
That's all i have to say really... I have lots of ironing to do now and i need to do yet another wash *faints* too much washing, i'm drowning in it XD Oh well, toodles!
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It's just occured to me that (just incase someone is reading this who hasnt yet read HP7) i should mention that there is a teensy, tiny little biddy spoiler... Not a plot spoiler, just a line from the book which i found immensly funny. That is all.
Weell i just wasted an evening re-reading HP7... It's now 3am XD This time i was practically boring a hole in the book looking for plot holes and mistakes or slip ups. I always do it, every single HP book, i pick the plot apart and then grumble to someone about it. This time the someone was Em. And we both raised eyebrows and made this face o___O at this line::
"Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt."
Yes, that's an actual line from the actual book. Page 509, near the bottom if you don't believe me. Noooow, is it just me who thinks that sounds wrong? Of course not, Em does too, but she's barely human so she doesn't count. I suppose this is what late nights do to me XD But to me, it looks wrong. Really. Em agrees, im not alone!!! <_< >_>
Me: Ugh, yeah, to me that just sounded so wrong O_O
Em: I can't believe you didn't notice it the first time round.
Me: I know o_O Think what happened when hundreds of squeely pre-teen girls around the globe read that line!!
Em: ...Lots of fangirls died.
Me: Aye. Poor things.
Em: Maybe JK deliberately slipped that line in there, in order to kill all the Harry X Malfoy fans out there.
Me: That woman is a genius!
Em: She is indeed!
Yeah, look at us having a mature discussion <_< >_> I've just noticed that Em is Me backwards *dl* makes me sound like some kind of schizo discussing HP7 with my backwards self <_< >_> Well, i do discuss the plot with myself, but in my head XD Looking for plot holes is fun, but i couldn't find any in this one =___= depressing. Very depressing. Aaanyway, enough rambling about HP for now.. What have i done today? Nothing really... Just... Boring stuff, washing, ironing, washing up.. The usual stuff that needs doing when getting ready to go on holiday. Me and my dad have been given the task of emptying the fridge and cupboards of all the food that will go mouldy if we leave it there while we're on holiday. Isn't my family just great? -___-
Yeah, tomorrow i'll be busy. I have to get up early, get the rest of my clothes washed dried and ironed, organise the ones i've already got washed dried and ironed... Ring the cattery because apparently no one else in my house is capable of booking a 1 week holiday for my dear kitty cat.. what else do i need to do? Just generally lots of before-holiday sorting... There are mountains of clothes that need washing, that's the main goal at the moment. Get everything washed and dry so we can pack on thursday. I like to pack several days in advance, my parents like to pack an hour before we leave. Therefore, to save stress, i do the packing. And they can bloody well be happy with it or go away, because i refuse to be put under the stress of "OMG WE'RE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES AND I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING JEANS!!! *PANIC PANIC PANIC*" Far too much hassle. So pack 2 days in advance i shall. We're leaving in the small hours of satruday morning. I get awful motion sickness, so im planning on starving myself of sleep on thursday night (aka: all nighter) so i sleep all the way there in the car. It means staying up for 2 nights straight really, but it won't be the first time XD Pfft... Then when we get there i will do the usual tour of the house making sure everything is in order. You have to check for boobie traps, you never know with my uncle Dave =___= Since my BRAND NEW PHONE is now broken, i will not be having any form of contact with anyone for a week. Which will do me good i think. I'm really looking forward to this holiday actually! It should be fun ^___^ It doesn't feel like a year since we were down there last... Time really has flown this year O__O Feels strange that just a year ago i wasn't even thinking about GCSE's. Now they're over and it's all very weird... I'm going to have the entire family down there all going "ZOMG YOU'VE GROWN UP SO MUCH LOOKIT YOUR HAIR OMG YOU'RE TALLER WHAT HAPPENED OMG GCSE'S YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW *hyperventilat
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Have you ever laughed so hard you were convinced that you would die from suffocation? The kind of laugh where you make that terrifying whooping noise and it takes you a while to realise that it's you, not some tropical bird being stamped on. The kind of laugh where you feel like you're going to pop a blood vessel, and your stomach aches and it gets to the point where you're crying and choking and snorting and rolling around on the floor.
Now have you ever tried to suppress that kind of laugh? Hold it back and refuse to succumb to the ridiculous wally laugh that everyone has in them somewhere. Do you know how BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE THAT IS?! I swear to God my eyeballs just nearly popped out of my skull from trying to prevent that laugh.
What caused this hysteria you ask? The insane and ridiculous fusion of Kingdom Hearts and Dragonball Z. Yeh. Axel and Roxas + FUSION DANCE *boogies accordingly* = Roxel. ROXEL. Why am i the only one who finds that utterly hysterical? Not only that, but KINGDOM BALLS. That is what it is called. Kingdom Balls. I am officially dead. I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time. God bless you Em. You've made my day yet again XD
Just a note: Never EVER try and hold in the wally laugh. It doesn't work, it just gives you a monstrosity of a headache. Just let it go *nods wisely*
I'm done now.
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Woooo, chapters 1 and 2 of Switch 24 are DOOOOOOONE!! We've got Kelly (who is like... Shakespeare reincarnate..) to beta them for us, and then we're good! We had a brainstorming session earlier and we've actually decided and confirmed how the story is going to end. We've left it open for a sequel. Whether there will ever be a sequel, i have no idea XD I'm having enough trouble with this one!!! >.< But Em keeps feeding me those plot bunnies and the story just seems to keep coming, so we're on track. No deadline set yet, because i work badly under pressure, and Em is worse. If it's not finished by christmas i'm going to have to kill someone. Seriously. There's two of us working on it, that should cut it down by at least half... But... OMG, WE KNOW HOW IT'S GOING TO END!!! *rofl's* It's becoming an obsession, all we talk about on msn is Switch 24, all im drawing at the moment is Switch 24 characters, all im thinking about is ways of slipping ideas i have into the plot. I have plot bunnies in the brain!!! GAH!! Anyway, i finished chapter 2 so Em is working on 2 while i look over 1 and Kel looks over 1 and 2 for us... 1 is good so far. Infact, it's great. IT'S BRILLIANT!! *hyperventilat
...Ok, i'm going to stop talking about Switch 24 now... I couldn't find my cat before, i was slightly worried as it was raining and the fat bastard usually comes in when its raining... But lo, he was under a hedge, so all is well. I still need to steal him so i can take some photo's as reference for my cat drawings, as i am still practicing. I could do with getting hold of some dog reference photos (handy, i have a dog!) too... So i think im going to go and comandeer the animals for an hour or so and try and get some decent pictures with them... Haha, fat chance of that... Never work with children or animals... Particularly animals... Particularly grumpy 15 year old cats who would much rather be eating or sleeping. Bah. Screw the rules i have money. (haha, Yugioh abridged series quotes FTW <_< >_>) And i actually don't have money. Any money. I hope my gran will give me a few quid for holidays otherwise im going to have problems buying presents for my friends o_O I'll get them something... They can all have a twig from the 200 year old tree in my nans garden XD "THAT'S A PIECE OF HISTORY YOU'RE HOLDING SO DON'T YOU DARE DIS IT OR SNAP IT OR SET FIRE TO IT!!!! ANCIENT TWIGS!!!" ...I feel a little light headed, too much cider. It's true you know, cider really does rot your brain. But it's so good X3 Gotta love the irish. An irish guy at the pub in liverpool said the most amazing thing ever... "If at first you don't succeed, buy another beer." That's my new motto. Yep. Right, off to steal the cat, dog and camera and get some reference photo's! TOODLES!!! IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
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