Lololol, i'm having another one of those moments. I just downloaded a bunch of Irish drinking songs. Dammit i really need to have an Irish-themed party. Or just learn them all and sing them really loudly at whatever halloween party i end up going too X3 I wish i was more Irish... I mean i have a teensy bit of Irish blood in my veins (which explains my love for alcohol and getting totally smashed) but it's just not enough!!! I WANT TO BE IRISH!!! I think i may go and live in Ireland for a few years... I at least want to pick up the accent x)

The most epic drinking song ever is The Wild Rover. The Dropkick Murphey's did a cover of it and it's just the ultimate song to get completely shitfaced, wankered, smashed, hammered, pissed, intoxicated, plastered, trashed, inebriated, sloshed, tanked, wrecked and utterly drunk to!!! I'm listening to it on repeat at the moment and it's awesome!!! It will be stuck in my head tomorrow though XD

I was discussing this subject with my cousin and he said "Well you develop an Irish accent when you're drunk. That's got to count for something." ...It's true XD and i'm happy now, for no reason <_< >_>

Long live the Irish!!!!

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Doo de doo! Hello :p I'm in a good mood today XD The results of my blood test haven't come back yet, but i'm not too worried to be honest because my throat's not hurting as much as it was (maybe that's because of the painkillers, but shuddup!!)... Now, what was i going to talk about? Ah yeah, Friday night. I went to see Phatfish with Ruth and Lauren. It was so much fun XD We ended up drifting over to these guys at the back and dancing like a bunch of loons. They taught us how to 'Christian mosh' which was the funniest thing in the world in my opinion, and i taught them how to 'Korpiklaani mosh' which was hilarious XD They seemed very surprised when i started listing off all the other bands i listen too XD One of them had a "Don't hassle the hoff" t-shirt on which was amazing XD And OMG the bassist from Phatfish looked like Jesus o___O seriously, he had long hair and a beard and he was up on stage with a white light shining right behind him so it looked like a halo XD It was awesome! We met him after the gig too and took his picture XD

So yeah, Phatfish were awesome. Yesterday i just had a lazy day really... Wandered into town with Ruth for breakfast then met Josh and bogged around a bit... Met mum and dad in Weatherspoons for coffee and brunch (aka cider and... cider XD) then went home and fell asleep until 7 XD lazy lazy day...

And today i'm working on stripping all the colour out of my hair so i can go my natural colour again (i'm naturally blonde, and if i hear a single blonde joke i will murder whoever said it XD). So yeah, basically another lazy day. And we're going to see Stardust at the cinema tonight, which should be good (Y)

Anywho, that's all i have to say! Turrah!

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Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Baaaaaaaad daaaaaaaay. Yeah... I woke up this morning and my throat was like.. blaaaah again ¬____¬ Mum decided that i was staying off school to go to the doctors, because this throat infection has been hanging around for over a month now... and apparently that's not normal *shrugs* ...Soo i went to the doctors and i had the crazy one who talks to you with his eyes closed... He said that whatever is wrong it's obviously not bacterial (despite the fact that they said it was bacterial and gave me penicillin for it last time ¬____¬) and that it might be something more serious than what they originally thought... Soooo i had to have a blood test, which was horrible... It didn't hurt or anything, i'm not that bothered about needles really, it was just seeing my blood in the test tube i was like 'wtf, do you really need that much?!' ..He found it really funny -___- twit. Then i had to hang around for a while so he could examine my throat and my ears (wtf.. seriously, i have a THROAT infection, what does that have to do with my ears?!)... Then he decided that there's no point prescribing me anything because he doesn't know what the problem is... And he's cutting my course of penicillin short because apparently it's not doing anything to help ¬____¬ BLAAAAAAAAH. So i have a killer sore throat and nothing to take to make it hurt less... Whatever. I've got some of my dad's weaker painkillers (i shouldn't, but i do XD) and paracetamol and that's going to have to do. Bah.

In other news... I watched a reaaally long film today when i got back from the doctors. It's an old Stephen King one... It was about 5 hours long, i nearly died by the end of it XD it was good though... Not exactly as scary as i think it was meant to be, but still good. Erm... I don't really have anything else to say, since most of what happens to me that's worth talking about happens at school... I'll probably go to school tomorrow, sore throat or not... I hate staying home, it's so boring. There's bugger all to do and i just end up sleeping all day or sitting infront of the TV. That's all i have to say...

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My dad certainly knows how to scare the living shit out of me... I was sitting in the computer room a minute ago, minding my own business, when he barged in...

Dad: Now, i don't want you to panic, but there's a possibility that the boiler has been leaking gas into this room and that you're soon going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Me: Mmhm... *long pause* ...WHAT?!?!?!?!??!
Dad: I said 'Charlotte's on the phone'.
Me: YOU UTTER BASTARD!!!
Dad: *walks out LOLing to self*

XD Apparently my parents no longer care about me swearing at them, as i didn't even get a 'mind your language' from my mum. My mum does mind me calling her a fascist... and if i say 'go back to Russia' to her, she gets all flustered... which implies that she's a Russian fascist o___O ...or is deeply offended by Russian fascists XD whatever, i find it amusing...

I never noticed before, but there is a Young Ones reference in KHTSF. Which i find incredibly funny. Yes. You know what else i find funny? I got KHII off Danny today (cuz i have to wait until CHRISTMAS for mine... Santa is a bastard XD) and i haven't played it yet. That is not right. I should be totally hooked on it, yet i'm not o__O I've been to busy playing bloody roar XD I've just realised that Ryoho (dragon) is really cockney XD and i think that is about the funniest thing ever, because he's supposed to be a Japanese monk, and yet he has this really cockney accent XD XD XD lol phail...

ANYWAY. Enough talk about my insane family and games and so on and so forth. I have nothing else useful to say (Y) turrah!

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Hmph. I'm in a bad mood with DA today ¬____¬ It appears that they've randomly brought in a new rule that you have to be over 18 to view Deviations with 'mature content'. This would be fine except some of the people i watch put mature content filters on their art. Ladychimera, for example, one of my favourite artists on DA, does KH comics. Because of all the attention she gets, she has to mature content any of the comics that have blood/violence/minor references to sex and so on and so forth... So i can't bloody see them anymore! It's so annoying... And extremely patronizing aswell! It's like DA is saying "If you're not 18, you can't POSSIBLY be mature enough to look at this." Do they honestly think that just because i'm not 18 that i'm not capable of looking at a picture with a bit of blood or nakedness without being severely mentally disturbed? I think we should have a CHOICE as to whether or not we view images with mature content. That way if we look at something with a mature content filter on and are severely mentally disturbed by it, it's our own fault for bloody looking at it!!! (I sound so schizophrenic right now... when i say 'our' i mean the collective community of under 18 people on DA.) I mean really, i'm nearly 17 years old for christs sake. I'm not going to go 'OMG BOOBZ ON A PICTURE!!!' and then sue them, am i? For heavens sake... And all they're doing now is encouraging under 18 people to make clone accounts that are only there so they can view mature images. These accounts won't have any art on them and will just spam up the servers at DA! I swear, they are totally asking for all the hate mail they get, and there will be alot of it... Not from me of course. I'm going to write them a polite email explaining that i think they're a bunch of ageists and that what they're doing is very patronizing to us under 18's who are actually mature enough to not pitch a fit when we see blood, violence, nakedness or (God forbid) a swear word. And if that doesn't work then so help me i'm starting a revolution. You may think i'm overreacting, but i'm just completely sick of people under 18 being treated like children. We are just as mature as any 18 year olds, more so than some, and i think we should be offered freedom of choice. At the moment, DA is acting like a parent. A really annoying parent. So yes, i'm going to write a very condescending email in return to their stupidness. And i'm going to encourage everyone else to do it too.

Anyway. Moving away from that subject i'm actually in a decent mood today. I have to clean my room (again) which is a bit of a bummer, and do some art and psychology work... Which is also a bit of a bummer. But other than that i feel fine and life is actually reasonably good at the moment. I don't really have anything else useful to say, so i'm just going to stop here, as i think my DA rant has taken up enough space as it is XD Toodles!

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*sigh* i've been doing alot of ranty grumbling diary entries recently, so i'm not going to spend long ranting and grumbling... I'm so bloody tired though... I haven't been sleeping much the last few weeks so i'm completely exhausted =___= i was really grumpy in school today and at dinner time i was like 'right, need to vent at someone' but there was no one about when i got down there... And when people started appearing i had the distinct impression that no one was in the mood... so i ended up sitting on the bench listening to Stonesour and Bother came on and i just started crying out of nowhere.. I had a rant at Walker and i was fine. I'm not really sure what triggered it to be honest, i think i was just stressed out and tired and at that moment (probably due to the fact that i was sitting on the bench on my own listening to depressing music) i felt kinda.. i dunno, unheard... And i just decided 'fuck it, i've been feeling shit all week, i'm going to cry and i don't care who sees me'. But yes, Walker, Cross, Josh and Shammy all made me laugh, so i felt better XD Much <3 to them :p

Anyway, after my little outburst i didn't feel so much like jumping infront of a bus to see what would happen, but i still felt pretty shit. So i wandered up town with Walker, Matt, Gemma and Mark. We went to the party shop and we were goofing around downstairs for a bit, then we found some guys from the TV thingy outside on the highstreet and they interviewed Matt which was really amusing:

Walker: Awesome, you got on TV mate.
Mark: Yeah, looking like a total gonk with a pen sticking out from behind your ear.
Matt: Shit! *pulls pen out from behind his ear*

I found that really amusing XD Ooooh, 3rd lesson i felt like crap and Rach was really ill, so i took her home and then couldn't be bothered going back for Psychology.. So me and Amz went to tesco and got 'decorate your own' gingerbread men XD that made me feel better, gotta love making gingerbread man porn XD we were feeding this big massive seagull, it was so funny. We got attacked by a flock of them o___O then we saw this bloke in a car who we thought was dead.. turned out he wasn't though XD that was fun.

So all in all i've had a weird day... Bits of it have been really good and bits of it have been total shite... But whatever, i feel better now, i think i just needed to have a cry and rant at someone... And i've done that now so i feel fine ^___^ Josh has invited himself over my house tomorrow but he's going to be dissapointed because Deb just phoned and i think we're going out to dinner with her XD rofl, he's going to walk all the way from Mold to an empty house. Ha, it's his own fault for inviting himself!

Anyway, i'm going to bed now because i'm absolutely shattered. Night all!

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Aaah, i've had a good day today XD Despite being in a pretty vile mood due to the fact that i had very little sleep last night. Reg this morning was amusing cuz me and Rach had to write on the walls, and we came up with 'Art and Depart', the act of painting a picture then chucking it out of a window and yelling 'depart!!!' ...This at the time was very funny XD Then first lesson i managed to scare Josh by telling him how i plan on killing him. Apparently the plan was flawless and he's now paranoid ^___^ Good good.
Art was amazingly funny too. [imperfectionist] had to take his work over to Mr. Taylor (who greatly enjoys telling Danny that he's going to fail) and i was playing this DOOOOM music on my phone as he went over XD Danny sat down with Mr. T for about 2 seconds and showed him his work. And this happened:

Mr. T: Have you considered pig farming?
Me Alex and Rach: *die laughing*
Me: I'd quite like to be a pig farmer... I like pigs!
Alex: *in retarded voice* Yeah! I like their leetle feet!!!
Me: o_______O *rofl*

...And for some reason we found that extremely funny. Then me and Al decided that we're going to dress up for his class on Thursday (me as a evil guy with a top hat and pimp cain, and Al as a Russian communist XD) and walk in late playing the DOOM music. Just to confirm the fact that we're the classes psycho cases XD Omg, Kel came up with the best phrase to say to a crazy person: "You're totally batshit." XD i thought that was amazing.
At dinner time i rescued a stuffed kangaroo that had been thrown out of the charity shop! Then i got stuck with an Australian accent for a while XD We couldn't decide what to call the kangaroo either, there was a debate in psychology..

Me: Well, he was called Chouji.. Nice round name.
Kara: I think Jeremy suits him.
Josh: Name him after me!
Kara: No, Jeremy!
Josh: But i want him to be named after me ;_;
Me: How about Chouji Jeremy Josh McInerny?
Kara: Yes!

So that's how we settled his name XD I have no idea if i spelt Josh's last name right o__O It's pronounced mac-an-earnie, which i find hysterical.
What else happened today? I broke up with Josh (the other Josh.. boyfriend Josh).. Well i sort of did o__O it was meant to be joking but it came out sounding serious and he took me seriously.. but then we found out he didn't.. so... i have no idea tbh XD but in my mind i'm single <_< >_> ...And i slapped Cross XD I was in a pretty short-tempered mood anyway.. Then Dominic started pissing me off so i kicked off at him and basically said "If you hate us all and think we're all retards then why do you come down here every dinner time and try and be part of the crowd?!", which i think was a very valid point.. And Cross grabbed me and told me to leave him alone, then started having a go at me about it. Reflex kicked in and i smacked him round the face then stormed off to English Lit XD Alex nearly wet herself laughing, it was great :p

So yeah, eventful day today. Oooh, and i got some rum truffles! Yum yum! That's about all i have to say, so i'm gonna stop rambling on now XD bai!

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Oh yeah, one more thing. To all my friends on here who may read this, thank you all for.. Just existing! And being my friends <333 I love you all! You've all cheered me up when i was down, made me laugh when i was in a bad mood and helped me through the tough times, and i can't thank you enough <3
Why am i doing this?? Well, because i think that every once in a while you need to let your friends know just how much they mean to you! AND I DON'T DO IT NEARLY ENOUGH!! So THANK YOU FRIENDS!!! 

*HUGS!!!*

*grumbles* Bloody english lit homework...

OMFG WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE!!!

Yes, you may have noticed that i'm in a much better mood tonight. Sunday night blues are a bummer.

I'm doing the bloody full stop enter key thing again. I went through a phase where all my diary entries were like this.

I just watched Star Trek - Nemesis... Now i'm rooting out all our ancient Star Trek vids and watching them all. When i say ancient, i mean like the very first series up to the most recent series. My mum is a Star Trek nut, and i'm slowly following in her footsteps >___<

Nerd.

I'll be speaking Klingon next ¬___¬;;

Mutti got me a new top today. She's been buying me alot of clothes recently. She must want something.

I have a bottle that looks like a rum bottle but it's actually a glass water bottle. We fooled Walker that it was rum.

I love my friends ^___^

I didn't get Paul the bus driver today, which upset me greatly.

School bus tomorrow.

Bah.

That's the end of this weirdness.

Goodnight my dears! xXxXx

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*grumbles* Bloody english lit homework...

Ok, i had a nap before and i feel a little better now i guess, although my stomach is hurting like hell... I think i was just really tired before, and that's understandable. I only just realised how little sleep i've been getting recently... I'll go to bed at about 1am but not get to sleep till 3am... Then i'll wake up at least twice every hour for no reason... I'm getting about 3 hours sleep a night, and it's not good sleep... Meh. I dunno what's causing it, but whatever. Probably stress of some sort, i have no idea. I've done this before though... I'll survive off very little sleep and lots of coffee, food and alcohol... Then i'll realise that i've put on weight and reverse the process. Lots of sleep and very little food *sigh* i don't know why my brain can't just work normally like a normal persons brain XD

I feel so sick now though... bleh. *sigh* i should go to bed, but i feel like... I don't know what i feel like. Have you ever had that feeling where you know you want to say something important but you don't know what it is? Like there's something niggling in the back of your mind... But you can't quite figure out what it is. It's so irritating. I was just talking to Em on msn and she's got this horrible ability to make me really think about life. Normally i'm the kind of person who tries to avoid thinking about it, because if you think about it you realise how monotonous and depressing life actually is. But whenever i talk to her the conversation either goes into insanity, or into a really deep and phylosophical debate. And now i'm sitting here wondering why the hell i'm sitting here. Where am i going? What am i doing? Why do i bother getting up every day, and going to school, and working for an education that's going to be lost when i die anyway? Why do i strive for things, and hope for things, and set myself goals that i know i'll never achieve? I have dreams, but i already know the difference between dreams and reality... At the moment i just kinda feel like a spectator on my own life... I want to yell at myself 'Hey, you, stupid! You're doing it wrong!' but i just can't... I genuinely feel like i'm on a set path and there's bugger all i can do to change it... I have no motivation to change it... I'm the most pessimistic person in the world. My theory on life is that we're all going to die so why bother making the effort to live life 'to the fullest'. What's the point of it all in the end? We can strive and struggle to succeed till the end of time, but at the end of the day we're going to die and leave everything we've achieved behind us anyway. Is that the point of it all? To leave a mark on this world? To make sure that people remember you? Does that even matter?! You'll be dead, who gives a damn who remembers you and who doesn't?! It makes no bloody difference if 10000 people remember you or 1 lone person... Eventually everyone will forget. Because the people who remembered you will die. So what is the point? If you can survive on the bare minimum, why bother striving for more than that? *sigh* The world just seems like such a madhouse... No one knows why we're here, no one cares... We just make our own stories. Well this is my one. How exciting it is. Born, live, die. Exactly the same as everyone elses. In 100 years time no one will have any idea who i am. So why bother.

...Sorry, that was incredibly depressing. Tiredness does that too me. I guess that was the thing that was niggling in the back of my mind. Oh well, at least i got it off my chest. Time to go and try and get some sleep. Gotta beat this pattern i've got myself into or i'm going to end up doing this for the rest of my life... Bah. Night everyone, sorry if i've caused any depression or feelings of hopelessness with that rant. Not intentional. Those are just my views. You can ignore them. Nighty xxx

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Bah. I'm not in the best of moods today... Last night i was bummed cuz my parents were going out and i had to babysit my brother instead of going to Amy's party, which was really annoying.. and said brother was being a little pain in the ass. Then Josh appeared and they were being pain in the asses together, and i was getting really pissed off with them... I put Sleepy Hollow on and they shut up for a while watching that... Then Ethan got a nose bleed and i had to sit with him while he bled everywhere (which was actually quite funny) but Josh was no help at all and just sat there watching TV... I was like 'wtf, you could at least give me a hand here...' Seriously. My brother was bleeding everywhere and i was trying to clean him up and keep grabbing more clean tissue and keep his face over the damn sink so he didn't bleed everywhere and stop him from passing out which he nearly did (he doesn't like blood and there was ALOT of it).. and Josh didn't even offer to help ¬___¬ ...But anyway, the bleeding stopped eventually and we watched the end of the film, but then i wanted to watch Deathwatch (horror not really suitable for a 9 year old). Ethan refused to go to bed and was being really awkward going "I'm not going to bed until mum and dad get home" and once again Josh was not helping the situation at all. I was getting seriously annoyed by this point but... bah. Nothing gets in the way of me and my films, so i put Deathwatch on anyway and told Ethan if he couldn't sleep because he was scared of the film then it was his own fault for not going to bed when i told him to. M + D eventually came in at 12:30 ish, and Ethan finally went to bed, followed closely by parents. I was like 'Hooray! Now i can watch the end of the film in peace!' but no such luck.. Josh was annoying the hell out of me and i couldn't watch the damn film for having to constantly hit him to get him to back the hell off... Grrrr... I was so tempted to just kick him out and tell him to bloody well walk home... He wouldn't let me sleep either, kept me up till 3am complaining that he was too hot or too cold or that his fucking knees were hurting... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

So yeah, basically i just had a bad night last night... Got woke up at 8 by mutti and spent the whole day grumbling and being moody XD I'm now really tired and i feel ill... So if i snap at anyone i'm sorry, blame lack of sleep and annoyance that i could have been at a party having fun last night instead of being annoyed by my brother and my boyfriend ¬____¬ grrrr....

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Wheeee! I've been playing videogames with my brother for the last 2 hours XD it's the one thing that we can do together for hours on end without arguing XD We've found a connection!!! OK, those people out there reading this who haven't played Bloody Roar (3 or 4) will not get any of the following rant, so feel free to skip ahead to the next bit if you wish. Anyway. Yeah, on Careers mode on BR4 you can steal other characters attacks. I was playing as my Xion (who owns all) and i fought Uranus (the demented woman) about 6 times in a row and stole a bunch of her attacks. Now she's very... Feminine in her attacking style, so we stuck all her attacks onto Xion. AND OMG. He looks so effing gay now it's not even funny! Ok, it is, it's hilarious, but whatever. The divvit. The attacks look normal on Uranus, but when you see them on a guy it's just hilarious XD So much butt wiggling and hand flapping and hip thrusting. So yeah we turned him into a complete fag-end (new insult created by me while screaming at the PS2 while i was fighting Nagi XD) Then i went on arcade with him and perfected Ryoho in dragon form (which is really hard to do! *proud*) so i was chuffed... Then mum walked in and told Ethan to go to bed and at that moment Uranus did this attack and shouted "GET LOST!!!".. So me and Ethan pretty much wet ourselves, and then kept yelling "Get lost" at mum in really posh english accents XD aaah good times.

Aaaanyway. Drifting away from the subject of videogames... Erm. I'm a little bit pissed off because tomorrow is Amy-mofo's party, and i can't go because i'm babysitting my brother ¬___¬ kinda annoying. I don't mind too much though, i can play videogames. Josh is apparently coming over, but i'm still going to sit and play videogames all day whether he's there or not XD I <3 Bloody Roar so much. If i had a choice in the matter i'd just sit and play it 24/7 XD Oh bum, i'm going back onto the videogame thing... Oh well... Grant says i'm cool cuz i'm a female gamer, so it's a good thing as far as i'm concerned XD

I don't really have anything else useful to say. I'm totally nackered now so i think i might get a reasonably early night for once in my life XD toodles!

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Messages replied to! (Y)

I'm at [Lexi. Short and Sweet!]'s at this moment in time... Gah. I can't type with her keyboard, it sucks balls >___< Well no, it doesn't it's just different from mine and really noisy XD

We went for a walk last night.. At like 12.. got back at somewhere around 1:30am.. we walked all the way to mold in record time! And nicked a reflective bollard on the way (it was our weapon <_< >_> ) ...in other words, we got a bit 'merry' (aka, drunk).

I have nothing else to report at this moment. My mother is very late picking me up. Wazzock.

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Right. Time to reply to all the messages that have accumulated over the last few weeks... i fail at life so much. Seriously. I should be locked up. In future i must remember to reply to messages as soon as i get them or they'll just build up and build up until i'm drowning in them... Gawd...

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Afgnroewafneowiangroejafnag O_____O

PEIN WAS A LITTLE EMO!!!!!! Then he went floompf, and lots of piercings, and the big hair!!!! WTF!!!!

OAO

*gone*

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Omg. On the bus:

Annoying little kid: Do you worship the devil?
Me: *trying to listen to music* wtf?
Kid: Do you?
Me: No i don't.
Kid: What about satan?
Me:... They're the same thing douchebag...
Kid: ...I worship Lucifer.
Me: Really. How wonderful for you. *puts earphones back in*
Kid: You must believe in God then.
Me: Well so must you, if you worship Lucifer.
Kid: LOL no God doesn't exist.
Me: ...Lucifer is part of God's story dumbfuck.. You can't believe in one and not the other. Your logic is flawed now leave me alone.
Kid: *sulks off*

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I just hate these annoying little kids who think they worship the 'devil' and 'lucifer' and whatever other stupid names there are for him without actually knowing what the hell they're talking about! Lucifer was one of God's fallen angels, therefore to worship him, you must believe that God exists! Otherwise Lucifer is just a faceless entity with no story or usefulness other than to make little children sound cool because they know what a freaking pentagram looks like! And the pentagram has FECK ALL to do with devil worship and is actually a peaceful Pagan and Wiccan elemental symbol that is about as evil as a dead haddock! GRRR! I just wish these little pillocks would get their facts right before they start rambling on about how they worship the devil.. True 'Satan' worship is basically a form of reverse-christianity... While Christians worship God, Satanists worship Lucifer (aka: Satan). They believe in (and probably hate) the existance of God. They do not sit in circles chanting nonsense and trying to summon abyssal demons. I am by no means saying that i'm a satanist OR a Christian, i'm just saying that these kids deserve to be brutally murdered. With a bible, just for the irony. I'm done now.

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Stole this! It amused me X3


1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car),
Gizmo Astra (Mutti's car, not mine)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie),
Half Baked Blueberry (ROFL XD)


3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
R-Joh

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Purple Snake (lol XD)


5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Lily St.Asaph (I don't have a middle name, so i'm using the name i almost had as my first name XD)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Sonre (awesome!)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Green Jagermeister (ROFL!!!)


8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
Pete Donald (lol!)


9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Charlie Toffee (Okaaaay then XD)


10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
Julie William (mum doesn't have a middle name, so i used her first..)


11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter),
Gregory Glasgow (*snort* that sounds retarded XD)


12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Summer Foxglove (that's so cool XD)


13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Cherry Socksy (rofl XD)


14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Coffee Willow (lol XD)


15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The Drawing Storm Tour (lol, wtf!)

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If you love Neil off The Young Ones, you HAVE to watch that video.

If you don't love Neil off The Young Ones, you HAVE to watch that video.

If you don't even know who Neil is... You still HAVE to watch that video.

Neil = <3

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Aloha! Well, i be a bit bleh today after the party but.. I can't really be bothered talking about it now... Ok, i can't actually remember all that much of it to be completely honest XD We got there, started drinking, went for a walk, played chicken, band played, i hurt neck, lots of people, socialising, Nathan o_______O, bed... and that's pretty much it... Then i woke up in the morning and started drinking rum... Went to Gemma's with Josh, Toni and Neil appeared, then Terry materialized... So we had a mini-piss up there and made a shit mix that for some unknown reason turned green... Whatever... Aaaanyway. I left my sleeping bag at Gemma's. What a retard. Oh well, it's not actually like i need it for anything. Bah.

Now, on to today.. or this evening to be more precise. I went to Cheshire Oaks with my mutti. We went to Borders, which is what i imagine heaven will be like. Lots of books, lots of coffee and a whole section dedicated to manga and graphic novels X3 I nearly died when mum offered to buy me something, then i was completely torn between books 1 + 2 of Death Note and books 1, 2 + 3 of Gravitation... Until i spotted the complete Kingdom Hearts series box set. I literally squeeled and threw myself at the shelf. A nearby attendant gave me a look, so i calmed down. So yes, i now have the Kingdom Hearts box set, because i'm sad like that X3 anyway... Then we went to the cinema, where i met Laura who i remember talking to last night at the party.. We had a conversation about gay firemen, which was very amusing XD Me and my mum went to see 1408 which was.. Scary. It was one of those films that just totally messes with your brain. Really good film, i highly reccomend it (especially since it's based on a Stephen King novel!!!) Yeeees.. what else did i want to say? Apart from that i completely hate being an English Lit sudent XD it makes me read into absolutely everything.. I'm constantly looking for plot holes, hidden things that you're not supposed to notice and probably aren't even there anyway XD Damn you lit teacher.. damn you... Ah yes, my favourite line from the whole movie:

Manager: He drowned in his chicken soup.
Mike: That... That's hard to do. How did he do that?

XD it was just the way he said 'how did he do that?' that had me in stitches.. aah, you have to see the film, and you probably won't get why i find it so funny anyway... One last quote that is truer than true, then i'm going to bed.

Manager: Do you drink?
Mike: Of course. I just told you i'm a writer.

*nods* all writers are alcoholics. It's true. Now, bed time ^____^ Bai!

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