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..This weekend has gone waaay too quickly... It doesn't feel like i should be in school tomorrow... I think it's because i've spent so little time at home.. I was at Ruth's on friday night, didn't get home again till 3 on saturday.. Then i cleaned my room until 8 =___= then fell asleep.. Up at 9 today, left the house at 10:30 for MPH and got back at 9pm... So i guess i haven't had much time to just sit on my comfy sofa and read or draw or watch Top Gear, which is what i normally do over the weekend XD
Ach, one thing about MPH. I spied a Lotus Exige in the showroom and the guy let me sit in it X3
Me: ...Can i just have your keys now?
Man: *laughs* Now what do you want those for?
Me: ...Safety check.
Man: o_O You'd have fun stealing this you know. It doesn't drive down stairs or through revolving doors.
Me: ...It does when i'm driving it.
The dude seemed to find my attempts at stealing his car very amusing XD I got stuck in the seat and all, it was so low XD I was like "I'm sorry, but i'll never be able to get out of your car... No really, i'm stuck XD".. So yeah, highlight of the day, that was :p
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Ok, panic over with mum, i'm not in trouble anymore XD I've actually done something to my room though. IT'S VAGUELY CLEAN! You can see the floor anyway XD I need to put all my clothes back in.. that's it.. Yay!
I've just been digging around on my hard drive and i've found a few old drawings that i'm going to submit to DA.. Just for something to submit really.. Ya.
Erm.. What else did i want to say? That's it for now i think. I'll be back on later when my room is finished (Y) bye bye loves! XD
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I am in sooo much trouble with my mum... gotta go, might not be on for a while...
HAY THAR!
Aye, i'm in a surprisingly good mood today o___O it's surprising because i'm incredibly, unbelievably tired. And normally when i'm tired, i'm in a really bad mood. But today, not so much for some reason o_O I did get in trouble with Mr. Humphrey's for yelling 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!' at Toni XD I knew my temper would snap at some point today, it just happened to be at her! :p I also had problems with the ex. Yeah, i'm calling him an ex now because we haven't spoken for 3 days and he doesn't seem to have any interest in continuing the relationship, so neither do i. Despite this i'm in a really good mood. Infact.. I think i'm in a good mood because i'm free from that idiot. I never realised how much he riles me up XD
Anyway... Enough about that. My mum bought me some JD chocolates <3 I was going to take them to Ruths but.. i kinda ate them all ^_^;; i'm so addicted to JD. Not even funny. I'm considering going to Mike's party tomorrow night.. I'm not really sure because i'm staying at Ruth's tonight and will likely be up till all hours in the morning.. Then i have to get up early on Sunday to go to MPH.. If i have a party inbetween that then i will get little/no sleep over the weekend (so that'll be three nights without sleep) and will be completely and utterly dead by monday. I think i'm going to have to give Mike's a miss. Shame really, me and Alex are always the life (or clowns) of the party. We can't very well make fools of ourselves if i'm not there! XD Bah, there'll be other parties!
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Do you know what? I am such a failure at life... I just typed a big procrastinatin
My printer is so fecking LOUD! It's on quiet mode aswell, but it still sounds like a Ford Escort with an engine full of gravel being chased through a war-zone by ten million ambulances who in turn are being chased by ten million fire engines. Seriously, this thing could not get any noisier. And now it's gone and used all my paper, so i'll have to go all the way downstairs and look for some more. It's freezing, i don't want to leave the warmth and safety of my hovel. BAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm going to turn this into a long rambly rant, simply because i really don't want to do my psychology work... What does a picture of an elephant and a run-over sheep have to do with anything at all? Really... Bloody psychologists.
Bah. Oh well, i have the Psychology trip to Manchester and the art trip to London to look forward too. I'm not going to Poland anymore because we decided that it was far too expensive and i'd much rather spend the money on a finalboss!Xemn
Good lord i really can't type tonight.. I keep adding random letters on the end of every word, it's utterly crap. My brain is beginning to pack in already and the all-nighter hasn't even begun yet. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Really, i'm going now, i need to stop procrastinatin
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Blarg... I just found my checklist for art and discovered that i haven't even done nearly enough work to qualify for a decent grade... So i'm going to have to pull an all-nighter tonight if i want to stay on the course... It's my own fault for being such a procrastinator
Emily: OMFG, GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Me: ...Well hey thar convenient excuse to procrastinate. What?
And that spawned into an hour long conversation about KH... Dear God... I just can't help it, my brain is permanently set on 'procrastinato
Right now i'm having a conversation with Ruth about how Noel Fielding and Russell Brand would make a good couple >_> any excuse to avoid doing work *headdesk*
...Not to mention that my Organization XIII sims are playing up something rotten. Xigbar spent 4 hours trying to end his life by sticking his head in the trash compactor, Xaldin gave birth to alien triplets (why the stupid fool had to use the telescope i'll never know) and Larxene decided it was a great idea to somehow break every electrical applience in the house. So i'm annoyed with them. Yes, i am allowed to be annoyed at my stupid malfunctioning sims <_< >_>
And to top it all off i'm severely pissed off with Josh (boyfriend-like creature) for no rational reason that i can explain... I don't know why, but i just can't look at him without thinking 'what an utter bastard'... womans instinct kicking in 2 months too late maybe? I have no idea, but i don't even want to be in his presence at the moment.
And to add insult to injury, my Psychology teacher thinks i'm schizophrenic. Thank you very much for your confidence Mr. Rhind ¬_______¬
Apart from all that, i'm in a good mood at the moment ^___^ Me and Ange had a lol on the bus on the way home today cuz she accididentally sent a txt to her aunt that was meant for her boyfriend XD it was so funny. Aaah yes, this is the reason i love being alive. Life is just so full of hilarity, stupidity and wtfosity.
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I've been sitting on my foot for the last three hours. I now can't feel it at all. I tried to stand up and did a sort of retarded face-plant belly-flop onto the sofa XD what a twat...
Aaanyway. I'm not rambling now either because i have to go to bed as soon as i get the feeling back in my foot. Turrah luvs.
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Yay! I'm back! My computer came back today and David did an absolutely spiffy job!! Gaaaah!! I can't believe he charged us so little for this, it's like having a brand new computer X3 Yay!
Anyway.. I shall ramble about stuff later, i have to go and clean my room now, then i will probably be installing TS2 and get stuck playing that all night XD
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MY BABY IS BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM ME TODAY!!!!!! *sob*
When i say my baby, i mean my computer. Poor old Gandalf (yes i named my computer Gandalf) is getting a bit juddery and crap, so he's being whisked away to get all the wirey stuff replaced and a harddrive upgrade, so i'll be able to play the sims 2 without it taking 40 years for them to flush the toilet (Y) ..But i feel like i'm sending a child into surgery at the moment. Gandalf has been a loyal, if very temperamental computer.. David says there's a small chance that he's a bit outdated and that a better option would be to just buy a new computer. Naturally, me being the sentimental fool that i am, if that happens i intend to have a funeral for Gandalf.
Oh incidentally we came up with a name for the printer, which we never got round too. He's now called Xaldin. So i have Gandalf the computer, Xaldin the printer and Dylan the PS2... I'm so unbelievably sad... I can't decide what i'm going to call my tablet when i get it XD I'm really looking forward to getting a tablet because it means i'll actually be able to do some decent art for a change. YAY!
Anyway, must be off. I have to try and throw together a halloween costume.. Oh i've just had a brilliant idea. Zombie pirate. I'll take my pirate costume, rub cotton wool all over it so it looks like cobwebs, roll in the mud outside for a bit, then paint my face zombie style. Voila, zombie pirate. AND NOT MANY PEOPLE DO THAT, DO THEY?!?! Bah, there are too many vampires, witches and devils at halloween. I'm going to be a zombie pirate. Yes.
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Oh by the way:
Xigbar = Xig = The Xig = The Stig.
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: DAMN YOU, YOU BIG HAIRY BASTARD, STAY STILL!!!
Ethan: FECKING WALKING SIDEBURN!!!
Me + Dad: LOL!!!!!!!
I had to pause the game because i was having such a giggling fit XD aaah good times.. I've found something that brings the whole family together.. Kingdom Hearts! I love playing it, my brother loves watching me play it and fighting the dusks (which i let him do because they're piss easy), my mum enjoys watching the scenes inbetween because she's a Disney nut, and my dad enjoys the opportunity to swear loudly and not get told off my mum! We've found a family activity that we can do XD XD XD XD
Lolol... Anyway, enough about videogames... I'm banned from playing KH when my brother isn't there anyway, cuz he doesn't want to miss any of the story... So yeah. Now. I think i'm going to go and do some of my art homework, because i still have alot to do and very little time in which to do it. Ah well, i'm good at doing these kinds of things extremely fast. I have loads of work for Miss Batten but very little for Mr. T <_< >_> he's gonna be peeved.. Oh well, he can get over it..
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Argh, i've been playing Kingdom Hearts again all day today XD Lololol, i'm totally addicted to it, i can't help it <_< >_> Omg, in Agrabah.. Me and my brother's train of thought went exactly the same way when we saw one of the types of heartless that were there (we'd been calling the Agrabah heartless 'Terrorists' ...don't ask):
Ethan: Argh! More terrorists!
Me: Real terrorists!
Ethan: Caped terrorists!
Me: Super terrorists!!
Ethan: Pink terrorists!!!
Me and Ethan: .....GAY TERRORISTS!!!! *rofl*
I nearly got myself killed because i was rolling round on the floor laughing instead of paying attention and fighting the 'terrorists' XD XD
Anywhooooooo. Halloween! YAY X3 I wasn't actually in a halloweeny mood at all, but playing KH got me in the mood because i went to Halloween town just for the lulz, and it's got me all halloweeny X3 I may have to carve my pumpkin tonight... Going to Alex's on halloween to go trick or treating.. I don't have a costume =/ gotta try and convince my mum to let me wear my new boots so i can go as a vampire dominatrix type person XD If the worst comes to the worst and i can't find a costume.. I'll go as a pirate! XD I always have a pirate costume available for use :p
What else did i want to talk about? Oh yeah, mum booked the tickets for MPH today, so i'm incredibly hyper about that X3 it's gonna rock soooo much, and apparently you're allowed to sit in the cars in the showroom. So the first thing i'm going to do is seek out an Lamborghini Gallardo commandeer it XD yes. I'm really looking forward to the stunt show too because we get to sit right at the front because dad'll be in his wheelchair! So yay, frontrow seats XD I CAN'T WAIT!!!! I'm so psyched about so many things at the moment! Halloween, MPH, bonfire night, Apocalyptica in december, my birthday, Christmas.. They're all coming up and there's very little time inbetween each awesome thing that's happening XD XD GAAAAAAAAAAAAA
In other news... I'm fed up of being in a relationship now.. I like the single life. I think o_O I'm not sure.. Bah. It's not unusual for me to be getting fed up of a relationship in the first couple of months. I get bored very quickly. Bah. Well we'll see what happens, i can't be bothered doing anything about it at the moment. If i don't have to see him then it's not a problem <_< >_> a week away from him might be just what i need ^__^ or it might just fuel my need to be single and whorish again <_< >_> erm.. Oh well ^___^
Now.. I should really be doing some more work for art, seeing as i'm not going to get much more time to do anything this holiday.. Bah, i've done a fair bit. More KH now!! It's calling to me!! Schoolwork later, KH now!!! Oh yes, i've got my priorities right <_< >_>
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According to my mother i've become a petrol head ¬____¬ just because i'm overly obsessed with cars at the moment <_< >_> It's because i'm so psyched about going to the MPH car show X3 I totally can't wait, it's gonna be so awesome :p GYAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP TALKING ABOUT BLOODY CARS WOMAN!!!!!! *shot*
What was i going to say? Ah yes, i need to go on msn at some point tonight so i can discuss the matter of this halloween doodad with Alex... And... That's it for my plans for this evening <_< >_> ..Hairdressers tomorrow.. No idea what i'm going to get... Bah. I don't actually care, as long as it's out of my face. Then i have halloween, chester and MPH to look forward too (Y) this is gonna be a good half term methinks!
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Blaaah. Parents and the boy are out today so i get the house to myself for a few hours. I'm supposed to be cleaning my room, so naturally i'm procrastinatin
I will go and do my room soon... I have nothing better to do... Well i do... I had a complete nervy spazz last night! I decided that all the unfinished stories and one shots hidden away on my hard drive needed to go. I mean, i'm never going to finish any of them. None of them have a plot, i have no idea where any of them are going, and thanks to Alex and Danny most of them have turned extremely gay in the space of about 2 chapters XD XD SO. I got rid of them all. Every single one. Naturally i couldn't delete them, i'm awfully sentimental about my characters, so i bunged them all into a 'This is what happens when you don't plan the plot' folder, zipped it and tucked it away in a dark corner where i never have to look at it again. So i currently have alot of moody characters sitting on the shelf wishing i was capable of coming up with a decent plot.
BUT LO!!! I actually have. For once in my life, i've come up with a story that has a plot line. Not half a plot line, not a third of a plot line, THE WHOLE THING. It has a beginning, middle and end, and it's actually fairly good if i do say so myself. And it's not just planned in my head. I've planned it on paper. I have notes, i have a vague plotline written over 3 pages, i have character information and backstories to fill in any and all plotholes. I'm on a roll!!! ...Now i just have to start writing the bastard thing <_< >_>
While on the subject of writing... Me and Em decided to scrap Switch 24, which was very upsetting for me as i happened to love the characters! We decided the plot was way too fuzzy and all over the place, and that we were better off just leaving it to rot ;__; RIP S24, you shall be missed XD ...Edit:: S24... does that sound like a type of car to anyone else?? o_O
Ok, enough about all that writing malarky.. Bloody hell that turned into a rant and a half... I do apologise to all those people who have no interest whatsoever in my writing. Which is pretty much everyone XD ...You know what? I had a dream last night that i had a bath in a load of melted white chocolate. Very good for the skin i'm sure <_< >_>
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Xehanort...
Xehanort - X = Rent-a-Ho
*dies laughing* XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
My life is now complete.
Mansex, Bigrax and Rent-a-Ho.
Someone kill me now. I haven't laughed so much in ages, and that is a very very sad thing.
In other news... I've been playing KHII for 5 hours straight. I'm officially addicted.
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Poll is now up, vote on it even if you don't like cars XD
In other news, I'm going to the MPH car show on November 8th (Y) i'm totally wired about it, it's gonna be so awesome X3 Hosted by Jeremy, James and Hammond of course!! AAAAAARGH!!! I've become bloody car obsessed >___<
...I'm going now, Top Gear is on >___<
Ok... My hair is looking a little less grey now XD Not much though o___O Oh well, if it does end up grey i'll just dye it again XD I'm going to the hairdressers on monday... My original plan was to get a whole new style, since i'll have a whole new colour.. But Em pointed out that if i get my old style and go blonde, i would look like Mello from Death Note XD XD I thought that was awesome, so i'm tempted to get my full fringe cut back in and be a permanent Mello cosplayer XD
Aaaanyway... Enough about my hair... Erm... What was the other thing i wanted to say?? Oh yes, i'm having an argument with James at the moment, about cars. Sad i know. I make a new friend and instantly start arguing about bloody cars of all things. Anyway. The argument goes thusly: Which is a better car, the Noble M15 or the earlier M12. James thinks the M12 is better (boys and their bloody boy racer cars with their big spoilers and loud engines ¬___¬) i perfer the M15. I want people to join my side!!! The M15 is just way more sophisticated looking, and according to reviews drives better! It's just a better car ¬____¬ So if you're a car person and have any idea what i'm talking about, help me out here XD I might change my poll actually.. Yes, i will, i'm going to prove James wrong!!!
Ok, i'm off to play Kingdom Hearts now. Its pretty much all i'll be doing this holiday XD
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I'M GOING GREY!!!!!!! FECKING GREY!!!!! WTF?!?!?! Seriously, i've been stripping the colour out of my hair (which is a slow and boring process) and the hair underneath is bloody grey!!! Why?! ...How many times have i dyed my hair?? I was white blonde.. Then i dyed it sort of golden blonde because i was sick of people asking me why i had white hair... Then i went red for no reason.. Then goldy blonde again.. Then chocolate brown... Then i went completely jet black.. Then brown again.. Then purple... Finally bright pink... Now i'm stripping the pink out and the hair underneath is grey! What happened?!? Is this because i've dyed it too much?? XD XD omg, grey hair... Wow...
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Omg, i swear i just died and went to heaven. There's a new TV channel thing on Freeview (which is all i have) called Dave, and it has ALL my favourite programmes on from 8 until God only knows when! I was up till 1am last night watching TV XD Top Gear, Red Dwarf, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI, Have i got News for You and Whose Line is it Anyway!!!! X3 It's so awesome!!! I have NEVER spent so long sat infront of the TV as i did last night XD 5 hours solid o___O i feel fat and lazy XD
Omg, ok, if you don't watch top gear and have no interest whatsoever in cars or a bunch of guys going on a disaster of a caravan holiday, don't bother reading this bit. But Top Gear tonight was SO EFFING FUNNY XD seriously, me and my dad were in absolute stitches XD They decided to go on a caravan holiday to see what the appeal of it was... and it was quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen XD they got cautioned by the police for trying to U-turn on a country road, and Jeremy and Hammond ran away and hid in a bush and let the police have a go at James XD XD When they got to the caravan site James ran over someone elses tent and broke all the poles while trying to park the caravan! Then when they went to bed:
Jeremy: Oh yes, this is brilliant...
James: I like it. It's romantic.
Hammond: Don't say things like that, i'm sleeping in the same bed as you!!!!!
XD XD XD lololol! And then finally Jeremy set fire to the caravan! And while Hammond tried to put it out he set fire to the caravan and tent next to it (coincidentally it was the tent that James broke XD).. They ended up going home with a burnt out caravan XD so funny... Yes, ooh! And the stig drove an F1 car on an inside straight track and it only managed to do 10mph more than a Ford Fiesta saloon!!! WTF!!!!! XD XD ...Yeah, i find it funny even if no one else does <_< >_> i like cars!!!
Ok, enough about cars and lunatic people now... I don't really have anything more interesting to say!!! Story of my life... Get up, grumble, go to school, work, be lazy, lunch, work, town, home, computer, dinner, top gear, homework (lol), other TV programmes until 1am onwards, bed...get up, grumble, go to school, work, be lazy etc etc etc... Basically i'm a very sad individual. Who likes cars, being lazy, eating, watching TV, hanging round in town with friends, and sleeping... Typical student then XD Actually, that's typical for a male student o___O I don't get it, i should definately be a guy XD XD
Bah, i'm done rambling now. Off to watch TV again XD
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*sniffles* I miss Alex!
Art lessons just aren't the same without her! I ACTUALLY DID WORK TODAY!!!!! =O It's shocking!! I coloured a squirrel XD Not an actual squirrel, a drawing of a squirrel o__O although now i really want to colour in a squirrel. Lololol...
Me and Amz went up to the shop at dinner and i bought 'Lolly in a Tube' which shortens (kinda obscurely) into Lube XD XD XD rofl!! I found that so funny. We were lubing everything!!!
I'm home early because i have two free lessons last on a monday (Y) yaaay, an extra hour to do bugger all! Actually, no, i'm going to go and do work... I need to wooooork <_< >_> and i owe people drawings and stuff on DA so blaaaaaaaaaaaa
I had a really bad feeling about today but nothing bad has happened yet, so maybe i was just being paranoid...
The pink is starting to come out of my hair! I see blonde X3
Yeah, that's all i have to say...
Except, you know what is really nice that i just discovered on a whim??? Feta cheese wrapped in a basil leaf! It really is nice! I was just in the kitchen like "what can i put on this feta cheese to make it more interesting?" and i spotted the basil and decided to try it, and it's really nice! w00t, i'm going to be a chef one day <_< >_> Yeah...
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