I feel extremely ill... Why is my body doing this to me? I'm going into Chester today and going to Tanz's party tonight... But if this carries on i doubt i'll be able to do either... Yah, i decided i would go to Tanz's, because i've had a good nights sleep and i'm not as tired and grumpy as i was. Buuut, right at this moment i just want to take a bunch of painkillers and go back to bed... I hate my stupid brain, or whatever it is that's making me ill... Couldn't it have done this tomorrow when i don't have to go somewhere?! *grumbles* Well it's got an hour to sort itself out before i have to get the bus into Mold, so hopefully some miracle will happen between now and then... If not then i will throw the biggest temper tantrum the world has ever seen. There will be deaths.

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Argh, biiiig cliffhanger in the Nartuo manga this week >___< *dies* and poor Jiraiya! After everything he did... Aww =[ Buuut the old Pein is back, so i'm happy =3

Once again, i will rant about Manchester and London later... I'm on the downstairs computer now and i hate the keyboard... I just need to transfer some files over to the other computer...

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One more thing.



LOL!!!!!!!!

I founds it on DA.. Who did it... Grau-Gestreift over on DA! Yeah.

That's really all i have to say.

Just got back from London, it was sooooo awesome!!! I will rant about it tomorrow and post pictures and stuff... I can't be bothered now, i'm to tired... I'm going to have a cup of tea and go to bed! That is all.

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ZOMG! I'm never normally up early enough to even think about going on the computer! But here i am at 7:15am on the computer feeling very proud of myself actually! This morning was funny:

Mum: Come on, get up. I've got tea for you here.
Alex: *Shuffles about and gets up*
Me: *Grumbles and rolls over*
Mum: There's sugar in the giraffe.
Me: *sits up* WHAAAAAAAAAT????

XD XD I thought it was some sort of weird dentist speak in an attempt to get me up. It worked, but she was actually talking about the mugs that the tea was in XD the one with the giraffe on had sugar in it... Very un-amazing.

Going to London today, which should be fun. 2 and a half hours on the train, however, will not be fun at all. In fact it's likely to make me want to commit suicide =____=

I don't like long train journeys, i get bored to easily.

Must be off now, stuff to gather before we leave.

Turrah!!

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THE PSYCHOLOGY CONFERENCE WAS UTTERLY AMAZING!!! I will rant about it later, i need to go and get my gear sorted for London tomorrow... I have only one thing to say...

"I'm a sex god, me." XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

...Yes, you had to be there XD

WHY AM I ONLINE?!?!??!?! And more to the point, why am i online and ranting in my ET diary... I have to go to effing Manchester tomorrow to a Psychology conference and i'm sitting here at 1:30am like "LUL, sleep, whuzzat? 8D~ *death*" GAAAAAARGH... It's because i've been in bed all day today... My dear mother de-flea'd the dog last night.. I'm majorly allergic to flea powder, and had an allergic reacion and my eyes went all swollen and manky and i got a really bad headache for no adequately explored reason... So i decided 'fuck school, i'm staying in bed...' Yeah...

And now i'm not going to bed because i'm not tired because i slept till 2 in the afternoon today. I object to that.

LOL I OBJECT TO YOUR FACE!!!! 8D

...I'm in a retarded mood now. I should seriously just go to sleep. My eyes hurt, and i can't decide whether that's because i'm tired, because i've been playing on some horse game for 4 hours, or because the reaction hasn't completely gone down.. Either way, it sucks... I think i'm going to bed, i can't be arsed sitting here contemplating my eye balls... Can't miss the bus tomorrow or i'll miss the conference and then i'll be extremely pissed off with myself. SO. Onwards to the bedroom, my fair friends. OH MY GOOD LORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY BAD CHAT UP LINE XD XD XD XD Oh dear... Yeah, i think i really need to go to sleep.

Night! xxx

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Argh, i hate myself so much right now XD i've become totally obsessed with drawing 2D from Gorillaz!! Every spare scrap of paper on my desk is covered with little doodles of 2D (all drawn with a crappy Ikea pencil that Amz gave me (Y) XD) i can't help it! He's just so adorable and so damned easy to draw... GAH *dies*

In other news... I think the gym is going to kill my legs XD they hurt!

That is all.

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Aaah man, Ruth is a legend..

Ruth says:
yes...i mean how many ppl get to say they have played a weasel - not many im guessing XD
Ruth says:
we'll need thick gloves XD
//2D\\ (Not amused... MSN is on the fritz again...) says:
yes, thick gloves and lots of.. what do weasels eat? worms i think..
Ruth says:
yes then practise on a tuba beforehand and we're set XD
Ruth says:
oooo we must impregnant the pope!!!!!!!

XD XD XD wtf?! We're talking about weasels and then she comes out with that XD really made me lol...

And speaking of things that make me lol... I've always wanted to see the movie The Exorcist, but never got round to it... I just watched a few clips of it on Youtube and i'd like to know what the hell is so scary about it. I found them bloody hilarious, and now i really want to see the film XD

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BAAAAAAAAAAH. I'm being a complete diary whore today, but you know sorta.. fuck it. Youtube just died on me while i was in the middle of watching something, which was very upsetting. Stupid Youtube, hurry up and fix yourself so i can watch what i want to watch you bastard!!!

My GOD it really is unbearably cold in this house!!! Anyone want to chuck a hot water bottle my way? Mine burst years ago and it hasn't been this cold for yonks here. NEED HOT WATER BOTTLE. Or alternatively a hot brick. Or a hot anything. Something to warm me up, i'm shivering like a soft bugger and i've got about 50 jumpers on ¬___¬

Grrrr, i'm annoyed... Mum is refusing to buy me the Xemnas coat that i wanted and i can't find the Sukisho box set in a format that will actually work on my dvd player *growl* not amused. And MSN is on the fritz. I may have to kill something.

GARGH. I have nothing to do now. My muse has gone again... So i can't draw OR write. Nothing to do nothing to do... BORED. GAH. BORED, FREEZING AND HUNGRY. Pfft, i'm going to raid the kitchen and see if i can find any food...

...And i have a really bad pain that's situating itself around my right shoulder blade and it's absolute agony every time i breathe... WTF... that is such a pointless.. thing... *grumbles*

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It is unusually freezing in my house *shivers*

I want cheese and crackers...

I'm not supposed to be on here <_< >_>

*flee*

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!! *flies round the room*

I'm in an unbearably hyperactive and Christmassy mood, which is insane because i should be dead on legs. I'm so tired that i'm not even tired anymore...

STILL stripping the bloody colour out of my hair... THERE'S SO MUCH PINK IT'S UNREAL!!! I could paint the bloody Eiffel Tower with it all... BAH.

Lol, i love people who spell words wrong in their own screen names *points and laughs*

...I hope i haven't spelled my screen name wrong now *snort* that'd be a pisser... Oh sweet irony.

BAH. I'm supposed to be cleaning my room out properly today, but i really cba... I just want to get my hair stripped, get some washing sorted and carry on listening to my over excited muse. He came back from the circus, and he brought a hell of alot of inspiration with him! I <3 my little Kaine, even if he is depressing in about a million different ways X3 ...My writers muse is taking a nap though, i can't write for shit at the moment and my vocabulary seems to have taken a hiatus.. Bah. Why my muses can't be here together at the same time is beyond me. One dissapears for a while, the other goes into hyper-mega drive and i end up sitting up till 4am writing/drawing ¬___¬ stupid creatures... I need to draw them now... Again <_< >_>

That's all i have to say i think... Apart from, if you ever have the urge to pick up the book The Shipping News by Annie Proulx... DON'T. I have nothing against her works and i do enjoy quite a few of her novels and short stories, but that novel is the most horrible thing i've ever had to read. I don't know why, but i really really hate it. That is all.

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It's 4:15 am... i should most definately be in bed, but i'm not tired at all for some reason... Despite the fact that i was up drinking last night until 6am o_O ...I'll ramble quickly about that now since i'm not tired.. actually i'll do the bullet points thing cuz that's easier.

- James picked me up at 9 and we bogged over to his house. I was immediately mugged by Miee and dragged to her room to try on clothes (yeah, she's just that awesome)
- Miee has the most amazing clothes ever created by man and i'm jealous of her.
- Me, James and Miee proceeded to the living room to play on the Sexbox for a while. We played Halo and i demonstrated how much i fail by repeatedly committing suicice (by accident XD)
- We drank a whole bottle of JD between us
- We played strip snap. I won (Y) i'm good at snap <_< >_>
- I thrashed James on the Naruto game on the PS2.
- Me and Miee (god that sounds weird) got James wearing a mini skirt... it was tres amusing.
- We found some spam in the kitchen and made a spam man. Miee refused to let me eat it.
- We played murder in the dark, drunkenly (we'd been through a fair bit of alcohol by this point.) The quote "No, that's not a sofa you moron" comes from this. You had to be there.
- We watched the Hills Have Eyes and Lol'd at the Voldy in a bowler hat character.
- Me and Miee had a giggling fit over James poking himself in the eye with his beer bottle
- The neighbors came over (Tom and David)
- We played on the karaoke machine. Me and Miee sang I Will Always Love You in the most cheesy way possible. Twas a laugh.
- We tried to play 3 hats and a bottle of whiskey but it failed because i forgot the rules.
- Tom and David went home again.
- Miee went to bed and i fell asleep at 6am. I used James as a pillow. I don't think he slept, he was still playing Halo when i woke up at 10.

And then i came home. Twas fun. I can see me James and Miee being gaming buddies now. They're both ace.

That's all i have to say, i actually am going to bed now.

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I have no idea what's wrong with me tonight, but i'm finding a bloody stick figure hilarious. Oh, you may have guessed by the fact that i'm here that i haven't gone to the party... I'm too tired and i just cba... Blah. But. Yes, the stick figure. The stick figure is much more important. Well, no it really isn't, but it's just so funny XD XD XD XD XD

*rofl's*

The sad thing is i dont think i've laughed this much in a long time. And the three things i'm laughing about are a retarded stick man, a naked greek god running from something, and this quote from a comic i'm reading:

"You're not a best friend. You're one of those mom's who walks around like a chicken. You know the type."
"Are you saying i'm fat?!"
"Are you admitting to being a chicken lady?!"

XD XD XD XD i have no idea why i find that so funny, but i do so stfu.

*rofl's off*

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Beki ...Keib... Kibe... Kebi... Bike XD XD Lol... Beik... Biek... Ikeb... Ekib... BAH. None of them sound cool enough ¬___¬

MAWR. Yes, i'm supposed to be sleeping...

Just got back from James's house... Had a good night, i'll rant about it later, i'm too tired now... I'd just like to say that Miee is the most awesome person ever, and she explained her name to me properly XD She is Aimee. She hates that because it's french (XD), so she jumbled the letters to creat Mieea (pronounced Mia). Everyone shortens that to Miee. It makes sense now!! XD Rofl, i want to jumble up the letters of my name to make a new name..

Anyway. I have to go and sleep now, because i feel really ill.. That's the reason i came back from James's even though i'm meant to be staying there tonight for his party... I need sleep before i go back or i'll be dead by monday. So yes, nap time now... Actually, submissions to DA then nap time i think... Turrah!

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OH. EM. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I have seriously just died and gone to heaven. Tesco chocolate puddings are the nicest things ever created by anyone ever!! GAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I will ramble about how awesome my day has been later... Now i must go watch heroes and be generally slobbish on the sofa!!!! YUSH!!!!!

Oh and i will reply to messages later tonight. I PROMISE!!!!! >3<

I fail so much XD

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And oh my good gravy CRUSHER has returned after months of lying dormant!!!!!!!

^{If you have no idea who Crusher is... It was the killer headache i kept getting over the summer holidays that for some reason i personified... Yeah...}

I'm really going now. *diary whore*

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"In the beginning, there was nothing. And then the Lord said 'Let there be light!' ...and there was still nothing. But at least you could see it now."

That is the best thing i have ever read in my entire life. It really made me lol. No idea why, i just found it really funny.

I'm being lazy today. I've flicked through my messages, i'll reply to them tomorrow when i'm actually awake. Cuz right now it's 1:35am and i kinda really need to go and sleep. Like now.

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Aaah i have had a wonderful two days. Because i can't be bothered rambling, i will bullet point all the best bits (LOL) yes i will.

- Monday was an ace and completely chilled out day. Not much happened lesson wise and of course Monday is a half day for me so i could be super lazy (Y)
- IT SNOWED!!! 
- Me and Alex went to the Christmas market in chester and got attacked by some insane Swiss guys who were forcing chocolate and hot chocolate from someone elses stand on us XD
- I got in touch with Viper again after soooo long not speaking to him. And i've realised how much i missed him and now i'm all hyper that he's coming home for Christmas X3
- We went to an anime and manga con and met the most awesomest bunch of cosplayers and cool people ever! It was so much fun X3
- We pinched some origami boxes from the con and wore them on our heads XD
- We got msn addies off our new cosplayer friends!
- And today has been totally layed back for me cuz i only had two lessons due to my psychology teacher being off ill! (Y) So the last two days have been made of win, and i'm all overly hyper because it's my birthday soon and then Christmas and i get to see Viper again and... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH life is good at the moment <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 So *hugs* too all my friends because i love you all to death!!!!! YES I DO!!! X3

*dances off singing Jingle Bells*

...*dances back*...

This is the first time in years that i've been in a Christmassy mood in November... Normally i'm really Scrooge-ish about Christmas but.. this year... *SQUEELS!!!!!*

*dances off again*

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*clickclickBANG*
Ya. I deserve that.
A couple years ago i had an obsession with the Gorillaz.
It's come back, out of no where.
It's all because i was cleaning out the computer room and found a big old Gorillaz poster and i was like 'lol, i used to love them...'
Then i downloaded a bunch of their stuff...
And it was all like 'Shyt, i still love them! *headdesk*'
What are we to learn from this kids??
Cleaning is bad.
Yeah.

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