http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qdX6_9XgI&feature=Favorites&page=1&t=t&f=b
*roflmao*
*crying*
*can't breathe*

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Dealing with some folks on Elftown can be hazardous to one's health....

Looky, another art gallery site:
http://www.paperdemon.com/profile.php/ID/790.html

"Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!"
If any of you have worked as a waiter/waitress or kitchen staff of a restaurant and want to see an absolutely hilarious and accurate depiction of the hell it is to work in that industry - you must check out this movie:
"Waiting..." starring Ryan Reynolds. It's one of the best movies I've seen in a while - had me in stitches!

OMG this is so F-ING HILARIOUS

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218160

Thank you, [Doc_D] for bringing this to my attention!

SAAAWEEEEET! Astonishing Xmen #13 comes out this month!!!!!
THANK YOU MISTER WHEDON!!!! THANK YOU MISTER CASSADAY AND MS. MARTIN!!!!

My hubby picked up the latest Wizard mag and there is some awesome stuff on the Xmen 3 movie coming out in May. 
*giddy with excitement*
can'twaitcan'twaitcan'twait!!!!
=}

- and on a side note... if anyone hasn't checked out the Serenity comic... DO EET. Joss wrote that, too, of course. And, of course, it f-ing ROCKS in a major way.

OMG this f-ing SLAYS me...

http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail/2671154?htv=12&htv=12&htv=12

"Let's do this!"

Friday the 13th!
What better day for a couple of horror movie fans to get married? ;) And a date we won't have any trouble remembering heheh
We're off to the courthouse today for the big event!
*giddy*

Gonna apply for our marriage license on January 2nd =9 Then we'll make it official a few days after!
*giddy*
hee hee!
=D

Wedding rings are ordered and should arrive via Fed-Ex sometime in the next 5-6 days!!! =D

Tried to go to sleep at 11pm last night. Tossed and turned until about 1:45am. Woke up at 4:30 and called Matt to say Bon Voyage! Tossed and turned until 6am. Fed cats. Went to work. I am positively shaking with anticipation and excitement! I hope the guys will drive straight through and arrive sometime tonight. =}
I can't wait to welcome my sweetheart home finally!!!

Woohoo - time for my bi-annual haircut! Gotta look sharp for my sweetheart's arrival... THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!!!
*squeals with excitement*
=}

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://www.charmcitycakes.com/

Was gonna color Mystique last night and Photoshop CS decided not to work! *cries* My configuration had changed or something since last I used it? I dunno, but now the program won't work for me at all *sigh* Well... there's always prismacolors I guess =(
why meeeeeeeeeeeee?

Oh! And we set a date for the big day! 
October 22, 2006 =9

Gots no DSL at home, so I am only able to come in here for a few stolen minutes at work. See you guys later! =9 Hopefully, I'll have Mystique colored by then =s but I am really busy getting ready for Matt to get here in *gasp* three short weeks! omg! *giddy* =}
*runs off all giggly and goofy*
teeehehehehehehehheheeeeeee
*trips*
d'oh.

Well, my whole family officially knows about my engagement to Matt now. And they are very supportive and congratulatory about it all. I think my Dad was the most shocked out of everyone, but he has been vacationing over in Singapore, Jakarta and Bali for the past few weeks, and I told him today just as he got back to Paris. So, it was a lot to take in suddenly, poor guy hehehhe But he seemed very happy for me, and of course eager to meet Matt. I told him he could talk to his brother, my uncle, since I took Matt to meet them last month. My family who -has- met Matt really like him a lot and think very highly of him (boy, ya got 'em fooled, honey! jkjk). I've told all my really close friends and they were pretty shocked, too, because I have never been the type to go on about wanting or needing to get hitched, and now here I am the giddy bride to be. They haven't met Matt yet, but I just know they'll love him, too. The one friend I haven't told is the girl who I want to ask to be my Maid of Honor, but she has been out of town for the last two weeks. I think she gets back on Sunday and I can't wait to ask her. I hope she says yes! 
I am sorry if I haven't been as chatty or participating in wikis and stuff a lot here lately... I have so much on my mind right now. Matt will be here in a few weeks and moving in with me - I just can't wait! I look forward not only to our wedding - the biggest event of our lives - but also all the little, mundane, day to day things we will do together... taking walks, staying in bed all day, going grocery shopping, folding laundry, being couch potatoes, playing video games, drawing, reading quietly together, lots of hugging and lots of kissing *sigh*
I look forward to all those things that come with a relationship. 

Matt, I can't wait to be with you all the time. I can't wait to be your wife.
I love you, sweetheart...
xoxo

I am drawing something for the Fables & Fairytales Contest and decided to do Little Red Riding Hood. I vaguely remembered the orginal Grimm Bros. tale, but really, I had forgotten how very gory it is! lol

Little Red Cap
By Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl. Everyone who saw her liked her, but most of all her grandmother, who did not know what to give the child next. Once she gave her a little cap made of red velvet. Because it suited her so well, and she wanted to wear it all the time, she came to be known as Little Red Cap.

One day her mother said to her, "Come Little Red Cap. Here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine. Take them to your grandmother. She is sick and weak, and they will do her well. Mind your manners and give her my greetings. Behave yourself on the way, and do not leave the path, or you might fall down and break the glass, and then there will be nothing for your sick grandmother."

Little Red Cap promised to obey her mother. The grandmother lived out in the woods, a half hour from the village. When Little Red Cap entered the woods a wolf came up to her. She did not know what a wicked animal he was, and was not afraid of him.

"Good day to you, Little Red Cap."

"Thank you, wolf."

"Where are you going so early, Little Red Cap?"

"To grandmother's."

"And what are you carrying under your apron?"

"Grandmother is sick and weak, and I am taking her some cake and wine. We baked yesterday, and they should give her strength."

"Little Red Cap, just where does your grandmother live?"

"Her house is a good quarter hour from here in the woods, under the three large oak trees. There's a hedge of hazel bushes there. You must know the place," said Little Red Cap.

The wolf thought to himself, "Now there is a tasty bite for me. Just how are you going to catch her?" Then he said, "Listen, Little Red Cap, haven't you seen the beautiful flowers that are blossoming in the woods? Why don't you go and take a look? And I don't believe you can hear how beautifully the birds are singing. You are walking along as though you were on your way to school in the village. It is very beautiful in the woods."

Little Red Cap opened her eyes and saw the sunlight breaking through the trees and how the ground was covered with beautiful flowers. She thought, "If a take a bouquet to grandmother, she will be very pleased. Anyway, it is still early, and I'll be home on time." And she ran off into the woods looking for flowers. Each time she picked one she thought that she could see an even more beautiful one a little way off, and she ran after it, going further and further into the woods. But the wolf ran straight to the grandmother's house and knocked on the door.

"Who's there?"

"Little Red Cap. I'm bringing you some cake and wine. Open the door for me."

"Just press the latch," called out the grandmother. "I'm too weak to get up."

The wolf pressed the latch, and the door opened. He stepped inside, went straight to the grandmother's bed, and ate her up. Then he took her clothes, put them on, and put her cap on his head. He got into her bed and pulled the curtains shut.

Little Red Cap had run after flowers, and did not continue on her way to grandmother's until she had gathered all that she could carry. When she arrived, she found, to her surprise, that the door was open. She walked into the parlor, and everything looked so strange that she thought, "Oh, my God, why am I so afraid? I usually like it at grandmother's." Then she went to the bed and pulled back the curtains. Grandmother was lying there with her cap pulled down over her face and looking very strange.

"Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have!"

"All the better to hear you with."

"Oh, grandmother, what big eyes you have!"

"All the better to see you with."

"Oh, grandmother, what big hands you have!"

"All the better to grab you with!"

"Oh, grandmother, what a horribly big mouth you have!"

"All the better to eat you with!" And with that he jumped out of bed, jumped on top of poor Little Red Cap, and ate her up. As soon as the wolf had finished this tasty bite, he climbed back into bed, fell asleep, and began to snore very loudly.

A huntsman was just passing by. He thought it strange that the old woman was snoring so loudly, so he decided to take a look. He stepped inside, and in the bed there lay the wolf that he had been hunting for such a long time. "He has eaten the grandmother, but perhaps she still can be saved. I won't shoot him," thought the huntsman. So he took a pair of scissors and cut open his belly.

He had cut only a few strokes when he saw the red cap shining through. He cut a little more, and the girl jumped out and cried, "Oh, I was so frightened! It was so dark inside the wolf's body!"

And then the grandmother came out alive as well. Then Little Red Cap fetched some large heavy stones. They filled the wolf's body with them, and when he woke up and tried to run away, the stones were so heavy that he fell down dead.

The three of them were happy. The huntsman took the wolf's pelt. The grandmother ate the cake and drank the wine that Little Red Cap had brought. And Little Red Cap thought to herself, "As long as I live, I will never leave the path and run off into the woods by myself if mother tells me not to."

They also tell how Little Red Cap was taking some baked things to her grandmother another time, when another wolf spoke to her and wanted her to leave the path. But Little Red Cap took care and went straight to grandmother's. She told her that she had seen the wolf, and that he had wished her a good day, but had stared at her in a wicked manner. "If we hadn't been on a public road, he would have eaten me up," she said.

"Come," said the grandmother. "Let's lock the door, so he can't get in."

Soon afterward the wolf knocked on the door and called out, "Open up, grandmother. It's Little Red Cap, and I'm bringing you some baked things."

They remained silent, and did not open the door. The wicked one walked around the house several times, and finally jumped onto the roof. He wanted to wait until Little Red Cap went home that evening, then follow her and eat her up in the darkness. But the grandmother saw what he was up to. There was a large stone trough in front of the house.

"Fetch a bucket, Little Red Cap," she said. "Yesterday I cooked some sausage. Carry the water that I boiled them with to the trough." Little Red Cap carried water until the large, large trough was clear full. The smell of sausage arose into the wolf's nose. He sniffed and looked down, stretching his neck so long that he could no longer hold himself, and he began to slide. He slid off the roof, fell into the trough, and drowned. And Little Red Cap returned home happily and safely.