I now have a job again finally, it's 3rd shift so i will no longer be on at night anymore. Just during the day. Also I'm finally getting DSL woo!
Haha the below is from the Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy book. I figured I'd share this part with everyone.
The Universe-some information to help you live in it
1 AREA: Infinite.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word "infinite"
Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow that's big," time. Infinity is so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
2 IMPORTS: None.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite are, there being no outside import to things in from.
3 EXPORTS: None.
See Imports
4 POPULATION: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
5 MONETARY UNITS: None.
In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altairian Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flainian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flainian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. It's exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand and eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. From this vasic premise it is every simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination.
6 ART: None.
The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough-see point one.
7 SEX: None.
Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.
However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because it really is terribly complicated. For further information see Guide Chapter seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one to eighty-four, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide.
All goals are achievable, however all ways of getting to them are not.
Quit my job, got a tattoo. Now all that is left to do is get a motorcycle, and move out of my house, and of course finish out my life. lol
Got my car fixed finally. Now I have s car of my own finally.
As you may have noticed (or not), I have not been on much lately. The reason why is I have a job now. It's hours are random so I never know when I might be able to get on or not, like earlier today I had to get up at 3:10am to get to work. I work at RGIS as an auditor (look it up if you don't know).
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!? CAN"T SHE JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!? I DON"T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO WHEN SHE CALLS TOMORROW!!! I KNOW I NEVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN THOUGH! SHE WANTS ME TO LOSE IT! IF I DO SHE'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO GO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT!
My birthday went great for a change, which was nice. I got an art ezel that took me almost a whole day to set up...I feel like an idiot for it hahah. The answer was stairing me in the face and I couldn't see it until someone else started to mess with it and got it together. But at least it got together! But my birthday went great dispite that and I had a blast.
"Popsicle Sticks" thanks [きゅうびのきつね]. During winter, this is my favorite thing to do, take pictures.
Things have been going great in my life for once. I don't ever recall there being a time in my life when I felt this way about my life. There was always something there in the past to bring me down from any good moods I got in that were even remotely close to this one. I hope I can stay like this for a long time, and if not I'll remember how good it feels to be like this.
All but number 2 has happened to me before.
Hahah, quite the long story has happened and I don't feel like typeing it on here. I'll just make it short and sweet, though I doubt it will be short. Anyways today I'm in a really really good mood, hopefully it will get better, I can't ever seem to remember myself being in this good of a mood. It's strange but I think the worst possible thing to happen in my life has set me upon the road to recovery. And if it not to much to say it's about time too. What happened to me was sad, really sad, but the reaction that came from me was one I wasn't ever expecting. It's weird the ways I react to certian things. But yeah I'm in a great mood right now and nothing could bring me out of it.