ok, i'd just like to say AND I THOUGHT I WAS AN ANIME NERD!!!! My friend beki knows CREEPY amounts of stuff about the characters in Naruto...i mean CREEEPY amounts...seriously, i did a quick fire quiz on her about Gaara (her fave character) and she knew EVERYTHING. From his birthday, to his bloodtype, to the dealio with the tattoo on his head. It's unbelievable. That's not normal right? I asked her how she knows it, and she said "i read." ...she reads?!?! ....that cannot be normal, right? Everyone around me is turning into some creepish demonic THING!! what the hell is happening?!?!

i'm considering changing my usename to [Icon of Childishness]. (inspired of course by the wonderful Lordi song Icon of Dominance) ...what ye think? [Icon of Childishness], [Not Quite Emo] or keep it as [Lord Sporkinator]? I can't make my fecking fooking flipping mind up...

On a darker note, i am babysitting possibly the most evil child known to man. I swear he's not even human. Today alone he has gnawed so hard on the table leg he's bitten a chunk out of it, torn the curtains to shreds (aiden will kill me...) played with several sharp and dangerous objects, tortured the cat, set fire to moths (i have to admit, that's so cool...moths are pretty when they're on fire...), tortured and eventually killed several spiders and other small bugs, stuck needles into a dead bird, attepmted to drink bleach, managed to open ALL the dangerous cleaning products under the sink, empty them into a bowl, and put catterpillas, moths, spiders, worms, snails and slugs into the mixture and watch each ones different reaction to the torture, shoot a birds nest out of a tree with a slingshot and stamp on the eggs mercilessly, smash a window, set fire to the carpet, almost gouge my eye out with a spoon, cut my leg open (its pretty deep!) with a stanley knife (and i have NO IDEA how he got it) and pierce my poor dog's ear with a safety pin. THIS KID IS EIGHT YEARS OLD!!! He cannot be human...it's not possible...i swear, he's the spawn of satan or something...i have come to call him the Rabid Wolf Child From Hell...or the RWCFH for short...and i'm babysitting him all next week aswell while his parents are in work...*hums the funeral march* im not going to survive this...

I hate kids....im babysitting next doors little 8 year old at the moment...when his mums there, oh he's a little angel! The minute his mum leaves the room, all hell is let loose and he becomes the rabid wolf child from hell. On crack. I swear, he was GNAWING THE TABLE LEG yesterday. That's not normal child behavior is it? Dear god...

Ok, what i don't get is, if frosties are so 'grrrrreat', then why the fuck did the kid in the frosties ad kill himself? (i only just found out about this, and it's bugging me) They say he killed himself coz of bullying...BULLSHIT TO THAT!! He didn't kill himself, that's just a cover up! Tony the tiger is really a vicious beast, and he killed the kid, and then they said he killed himself!!! This is how it really happened:
Kid: yum yum, frosties! *eats spoonful of frosties* these are grrrrrrrreat...oh god..*twitches* sugar...overload...ARGH!!! so many R's!!! fuckfuckfuckfuck!!! *spasms*
Producer: Shit the kids gone mad!!
Tony: *Maims kid*
Producer: Shit tony, you killed him...what the fuck to we do now??
Camera dude: Jus' say that he killed himself coz of bullying...
Producer: Yeah, that'll work...
Kid: *is dead*

THAT'S HOW IT REALLY FUCKING HAPPENED!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!

Ok, i bought a new mouse today, a wireless laser blobby one...and WTF?! I plugged in the thingy doo, and installed it...it said it was installed and should work, and id done everything the book told me too...and lo, what does the mouse do? It sits there HUMMING...and thats it. WHAT! THE! FUCK!?

^{i was wondering if its possible to read this...}

i'm coming home at last!!! back to good ol' britain *grins* i can't wait to be home to be honest...i like it here in cali, don't get me wrong, but you just can't beat a good old fashoined english fry up!! bring on the bad weather, motherfuckers!!!

yeah, i thought i was getting out of work for another day today, but ooh no, no chance...Mrs. Barley turned up on my dorrstep this morning with a whole pile of exercise books and projects and crap and goes 'well if your not coming in you can do me a favour and mark these.' BUMMED!! It's gonna take me all fecking day to do these bastards...damn yoo Barley *shakes fist* stupid...fecker...

OK, I NEED IMMEDIATE HELP!! Is there anybody out there who'd be willing to PRETEND to be my boyfriend...or girlfriend i suppose...just for few weeks so i can get rid of a stalker? I know it's not very nice on the person who has to do the pretending, but i would be really really grateful!!

i'm so bored...and tired...i hate being home from work, i've just decided >.< ...im gonna be on my own for the next two months aswell!! *sob* ...Jose's going to see his parents in spain tomorrow, and he's there for a month, then he's bogging off to Portugal for a mobth...and aiden's decided he wants to go home for a while, so he's going to Italy in a week, and he's planning on staying there for just over 2 months...oh how lonely i will be this summer! I won't even have work to occupy me cause i work at a school, so they're all gonna be on summer vacation!! i'll be stuck at home, on my own, for two solid months! oh the pain...the torment...the boredom...im likely to put on alot of weight in the next two months...gawd damnit...

yus, people have been asking me if my mood is true...yes it is, me and aiden decided coz weve been causing so many arguments recently, that we'd be better off, for now at least, as friends. true story, so please stop asking about it now..

wooooow!! i just watched the magic sword! ive never seen it before, but its soo good!
If i didnt have you
[i should be so lucky]
if i didnt have you
[oh wait, you'd be dead!]
oh what i could be if there was only me, oh what id do if i didnt have you!!

IT IS THE GREATEST MOVIE MADE! WATCH IT! I COMMAND THE!! i like ruber (sp?) he's awesome ^_^ Garret's a real sissy though...and a hippy...a blind womanly hippy...with a falcon...gawd...no, ruber is the greatest, i dont care if he's evil! he reminds me of my old physics teacher, who was a total nutcase! he electrocuted himself once to prove the dangers of electricution! what a cool teacher, eh? so yeah, ruber reminds me of him...and devon and cornwall! hahaha, they remind me of...hmm...me and max ^_^ always arguing over something, and cant get along, but when we do, were deadly! mwahahahaaaaa!!

*clears throat* Well, ok, but just so you know...
If you were gay!
That'd be ok!
I mean cause hey!
I'd like you anyway!
An' i know that you!
Would accept me toooo!!
If i told you today,
HEY, GUESS WHAT, IM GAY! ^{but im not gay}

Ahahahahahaha, i love that song!!!

You know id stay,
Beside you every day,
You were just born that way,
And as they say, its in your DNA, You're GAAAAYY!!!
[I am not gay!!]
If you were gay...
[GARGH!!!]

I occured to me today that this year is a very significant year for me. I'm nineteen years old. It's my very last year being a teenager. After this year, i will turn TWENTY and never have the oppertunity to be a teenager again. This thought made me quite sad actually, as i do enjoy being a teenager, and being able to act the fool...however, my childish days are almost over, and soon im going to have to start acting like a responsible adult whatever one of those is. So i'm starting now. I'm going to stop being silly and soppy over this Aiden thing, and take responsibility for it. I'm going over there, and im going to force him to listen to my side. If he still doesn't want to be with me, then i will just pick myself up and move on, like the responsible adult that i almost am. I hate to have to grow up, but it was inevitable...today i wave goodbye to the childish me, and start to welcome...the dreaded thing...

ADULTHOOD.

Homophobics suck ass *kicks them*

[*"I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
*I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
*I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
*We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
*I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
*I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.
*I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
*I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
*We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
*I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
*I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
*I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
*I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
*I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
*I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
*I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
*I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
*I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.



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Things really aren't getting any better with Aiden...ok, that's an understatement...he's just refusing to talk to ANYONE... Jose included, even though Jose is like his best friend...I don't know what to do about him now, but i'm just going to try and carry on as normal, going to work and stuff...maybe he'll sort himself out and get over it, maybe he won't, but i've realised now (thanks to lots of persuasive-ness from [Beki in Wonderland]) That i'm not the one to blame, and that it's Aiden's belief that he is practically a God, and that absolutely nothing can possibly be wrong with him. So yeah, my friends have cheered me up alot, so thanks guys *hugs*