Cunt-eater...
I can explain why..
My brother bought me some candy. And there where three candy-cunts...
One of them I just eat in front of [Teufelsweib] so I'm a cunt-eater...


LMAO

I just went to [Teufelsweib]'s house to fix her computer. Because she thought she hadn't connected it in the right way...
So I went to her house and looked at the connections and saw...
That she forget to switch it on!!! So my dad drove me to her house to switch the computer on....
_{I was lucky my dad drove me, otherwise I had gone over there by bike for a stupid button thing xD}

Be thankfull Al!!! xD

Today I had my first day at my new job =D And it's great xD
I word at an ensurance company as an administrative employee. lol
It sounds a lot more interesting that it actually is xD
But I've nice co-workers and that's what it's all about xD

I just made [Teufelsweib] to eat a rotten banana xD
And I'm very proud of it xD

Just stole this one from [Teufelsweib] who stole it from [Linderel]. And because I should be learning too, it seems to be a great time to add this one too ;)

HOW SHY ARE YOU?
I'm 68% shy.

[x] You don't like public speaking.
[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers.
[ ] You don't like to look people in the eye.
[x] You hate using public restrooms.
[x] You don't like to go shopping alone.
TOTAL: 4

[x] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous.
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say
[ ] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex
[ ] You hate to be teased
[ ] You hate answering the door
TOTAL: 2

[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[ ] One on one conversations make you nervous.
[ ] You don't like to ask people for help.
[x] You hate to read out loud
[x] You don't like asking questions.
TOTAL: 3

[x] You dread ordering food at restaurants.
[x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well.
[ ] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say.
[ ] You wish you were more outgoing.
[x] You hate being in the center of any room
TOTAL : 3

[x] You don't know how to react to compliments.
[x] You don't like crowds.
[x] You prefer reading, writing or listening to music than being around too many people.
[x] You blush easily.
[x] You spend a lot of time in your room.
TOTAL: 5

Add all the x's and multiply by 4 then put "I'm _% shy".