Okay, thank god for aliases! Under my legal name, my sith name is
Dark Jerker.
BUT!

Under my alias?
Darth Darker. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! XD

Dedicated to Echo.


Lay beside me-- Tell me what they've done
Speak the words I want to hear
To make my demons run

The door is locked now
but it's opened if you're True
If you can understand the Me,
Then I can understand the You

Lay beside me-- under wicked skies
Through black of day, dark of night
We share this Paralyze

The door cracks open
but there's no sun shining through
Black heart scarring darker still
No, there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining!

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turned to stone
Behind the door-- Should I open it for you?

What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there?
Because I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven, too?

Come beside me,
This won't hurt, I swear
She loves me not,
she loves me still,
But she'll never love again

She lay beside me
But she'll be there when I'm gone
Black heart scarring darker still,
she'll be there when I'm gone
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Dead-sure she'll be there!

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turned to stone
Behind the door-- Should I open it for you?

What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there?
Because I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven, too?

Lay beside me
Tell me what I've done
The door is closed, so are your eyes
But now I see the sun
Yes, now I see it

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages--Turned to stone
Behind the door-- Should I open it for you?

What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there?
Because I'm the one who waits
The one who waits for you

I take this key
And I bury it in you
Because you're unforgiven, too

Never free
Never me
Because you're unforgiven, too

I'm on my phone, so I do not engage in the 30 minute process known as copy-pasting YouTube links, but do yourself a favor.
Search "Teamfourstar dragonballz abridged parody" or simply "tfs abridged" what follows is the highest quality fan-made anime parody ever created. This shit is professional. And also, when I'm saying I laughed so hard I cried tears of joy and mirth and nearly asphyxiated, I am not kidding.

Sample dialogue from episode 18 (Frieza saga, on Namek, when Gohan steals Vegeta's final dragonball, and almost gets away with it by hiding the ball as Vegeta flies by.

V: I know I just sensed someone.You have three seconds to Show yourself! Or I'll turn this place into a barren wasteland! So... Pretty much the same, but on fire. *raises hands, charges attack* 3...2...1...

G: *pops up from behind rock* uh, Hi! Vegeta... Sir?

V: Well! If it isn't Moe Holland!

G: How did you even--?

V: Space-Hulu.

G: Figures.

V: *Lands in front of Gohan* so, whatcha doin out here?

G: *pales* oh... You know... Flyin around

V: Flying around?

G: *nods* Flying around

V: Thwartin my plans?

G: Thwartin your plans? *O-O*

V: Are you?

G: No?

V: Good. Cuz that would be bad.

G: How bad?

V: Id have to kill you.

G: Thats bad. *O~O*

V: Indeed. Stupid looking watch you got there. *peers at dragon radar*

G: *hides radar quickly.* Yes. *stern face* It tells time. And nothing else.

V: Well duh! That's what a watch does. *pimp look* Dumbass.

G: Well... I'd better be going....

V: Hold on a second, *kneels next to Gohan*

G: Can I... Help you? o~o

V: *caresses Gohan's face with evil look* No. But maybe I can help you....

G: O~o ...I need an adult!

V: *EvilER grin* I AM an adult. *Knee smashes Gohan's ribs in*

G: uh... ugh... *cough* collapses* X_X

V: Btw, I only hit you because I have pent up agression against your father. Lol. Take that. *flies away*

Keep your secrets in the dark
Nothing matters anymore
Body is breaking, Drive me crazy
This is not your place,
No, this is not your playground, it's my Heart!

We were stupid, we got Caught!
But nothing matters anyMore!
So what?
Here we are, Juggernaut.

Courage broken, lashed to scars
Could this love be what I want?
Body is breaking, Driving me crazy
It's your Fault!

We were stupid we got Caught!
But nothing matters anyMore!
So what?
Here we are, Juggernaut.

So let's Hang us a hangman
We'll bury our burdens in blood...
NO! NO!
Let's hang us a hangman
We'll bury our burdens in blood...
Become stronger, Juggernaut.

Answer me
Did we take this to far?
You've given all I could need
Did we take this to far?
But your Kiss won't leave me be
Did we take this to far?
And your Teeth just won't stop
Chewing out my Heart!

We were stupid, we got Caught!
But nothing matters anyMore!
So what?
Here we are, Juggernaut,
We are Juggernaut,
We are Juggernaut,
We are the Juggernaut.
What?
What?
What?

Re-ignition translation-- begin
Cosmopoliton reflection within
When our action cause reaction what starts
a transmission of a love in one heart

Re-ignition
Re-ignition

We love to make you overstand
that this gross sphere-- is not Jah land!
Apart-outside, who can escape
Our destiny confirmed in fate?!

Re-ignition cancellation-- can't win
No celesty to caress me begin
When grace melts inside your hand and my heart
Is the glory that much closer or apart?

Re-ignition
Re-ignition

We hope to make you overstand
that this gross sphere--is not Jah land!
Apart-outside, who can escape
Our destiny confirmed in fate?!

Always and forever-- near or far
Safe in your bosom-- here we are
Pain does not mean-- feel no joy!
Re-ignition-- for girl and for boy

Re-ignition

We hope to make you overstand
that this gross sphere- is not Jah land!
Apart-outside, who can escape
Millennium confirmed in fate!?

Most epic metal song ever. Depressing lyrics, but the song has a happy ending. The ending is instrumental tho, so you might not get it.
Straws Pulled at Random, by Meshuggah:


What solace-
lies in the arms of fate?
The ill embrace of uncertainty
When did I leave this-
in other hands
To be pulled down at chance?

Ripped away by destiny-claws,
Am I another of fate's possessions dwelling-
the lie of freedom?
Just another straw pulled at random!

Re-claimed-
by deceiving time-
A silent judgment-
I can not overrule

Drawn back!
into the origin-vortex
Uprooted and ground to dust!
Retracted into anti-existence,
A magnet repelled by life's polarity!

Denied the self control of fate,
We flow suspended in semi-life
Until the ever imminent day
When oblivion claims our breath

Nowhere indefinitely!
Not dead, not alive!
Existence-patterns ripped of symmetry
As Will
and Fate
DIVIDE!

Have I appeased the gods of fate?
Am I allowed another day?
Must I die to escape
The scanning eyes
of death??

(((world's most awesome song outro ever. Also, Tomas Haake(the drummer) is a percussion god)))


hope you at least liked the poetry, sugar.

I'm too lazy to do link bullshit on my phone, but if you really want to laugh your ass off (and maybe weep a little,)
Go to Youtube and type in "Gotye parody the starwars that I used to know."

You can get addicted to an overuse of graphics...
And making Greedo shoot first,
Han shot first

And when you try to make the Force make sense
You introduce the midichlorians...

XD

And you didn't have to change it all!
Have your friends direct your movies
And they'll turn out better!

XDDDD ;_; ....

Should be able to resume writing tomorrow

Sorry for being slow to start The Dark Tower: Wild Card... I'm insanely busy and worn out. I somehow got a 38 hour workweek immediately after getting hired, plus 9 hours of group, 7 hours of meetings, and, as always, I live with a bunch of hypocritcal cockbiting fuckfaces who keep me on the brink of insanity. So time to write has suddenly slimmed way down... And my addiction to ES5: Skyrim is not helping. Should be able to get more writing done soon tho

Starting a Naruto fanfiction. Perhaps I can find an audience for a more modern, popular anime ;)

Was it in the cold of that knife you screwed
In the heart of the enduring?
'Cause when you opened that door
You knew, well now, there'd be no returning

Or room to mourn what we have lost
To wait while they're willing
As you're the hound of blood and rank
And boy you've got another thing coming

Come on, come on, come on
You've gotta give it to me!
As though you wanted to
Come on and set me free! yeah!

I'll dig it 'til we've made your grave!
Oh, you've been a bad, bad boy
I'll cut until I carve it out
And stick it in a sad, sad song
Baby no no no
Why the bother? You're no brother
You're the wrong I need
Boy, we all found an audience
While you found the worst of me
You got another thing!

Put 'em up against the wall-- now they're of no use to you
God, it's time for the curing
Only your in for that big refuse
Surprise boy! This tide's come a turning
No room to mourn what you have lost
Oh, no waiting while they're willing!
Poor little Hound of blood and rank,
Who deserves every ounce of what's coming

Come on, come on, come on
You've gotta give it to me!
As though you want it too
Come on and set me free! yeah!

I'll dig it 'til we've made your grave!
Oh, you've been a bad, bad boy
I'll cut until I carve it out
And stick it in a sad, sad song
Baby no no no
Why the bother? You're no brother
You're the wrong I need
Boy, we all found an audience
While you found the worst of me,
You got another thing!
Come on, come on, come on
You gotta give it to me!
As though you wanted to
Come on and set me free! yeah!

I'll dig it 'til we've made your grave!
Oh, you've been a bad, bad boy
I'll cut until I carve it out
And stick it in a sad, sad song
Baby no no no

Why the bother? You're no brother
You're the wrong I need!
Boy, we all found an audience,
While you found the worst of me
You got another thing!

We caught you on the wrong side of lying
And in the dust we left you dying
If only words could keep you hiding
Well go on, cowards, we've offed you
Cowards, we've offed you!

I hope your life's a living hell
It's all on you, boy
I hope your life's a living hell
It's all on you, boy

Ok, putting it up now. :)

I'm posting the final chapter of my dragonballz fanfiction tonight, and starting the sequel to it, as well. Pretty much none of you read it, but I'm still proud of it and I'm still posting it. I don't hold it against anyone. I like my work, and am not asking anyone to pat me on the back of it. I really value comments and critiques, and I learn from suggestions. And yes, I love to know that others enjoy my work too.

So if you like DBZ, or enjoy criticizing writing, please go to DBT: Cell Games Finale. It's about 110,000 words, roughly the equivilent of a 150-200 page book. I really want to know what you think, pro and con, good and bad. Thank you!!!!

A war against time--destined to lose
I'll just sit and watch TV
A magical force--hypnotic drool
I'll take in all that I can see

I'm seeing chains now hold me down
The Recline of modern man
Neatly displayed in bundled lives
An hour glass --and I'm the sand

Generator--decimator
Universal--devastator
Ahhhhh

Cyber involved Adversity
So straighten up and go online
Sexual drive intensity, the darkest Pit that you can find...

Anonymous geeks Who can't keep pace
Put your life into a disk!
Strainful powers, a social disgrace
Wages war with little risk

Generator--decimator
Universal--devastator
Substitution--evolution
Electronic--absolution
Ahhhhhh

Ohhh...my head is always lost and always changing mind
Whats wrong just feels so right
I think I'm going blind!

Generator--decimator
Universal-- devastator
Substitution-- evolution
Electronic--absolution
AhhhhhhhMissing: </b>

Okay, rant time!

Ladies, look at Loki


This is the new Legolas. The new Captain Jack Sparrow. The new Sesshomaru. He is a new all time low in what fangirls femmefap to.

And I won't stand by it.

Okay, look at him again


Let's break down why he's not. Fucking. Attractive. Ever. With science!

1. Pale skin (a sign of low class, poorness, and ill health. I have it too, but I wouldn't call it a positive trait.)

2. Eyes are small and close together (a classic trait signifying low evil, animalistic tendancies, jealousy, and, above all, stupidity or ignorance)

3. Small, pointed chin (marks inferiority, effemininity, young naïveté, weakness and cowardice)

4. Thin, long nose (typical trait marking evil, psychosis, physical frailty, and thieving tendancies)

5. High, square forehead (I haven't looked this up to determine exactly what it means, but it's not attractive. even animes use this trait constantly in characters portrayed as unattractive)

okay, that's just his face. He's short, and mousey, and thin. His armor and clothes are so baffling to me because THOSE are all classic manly symbols, a scepter, shiny metal, horned helm, black trenchcoat. But he makes it all soooooo Pansy!

As for his voice. Ohhhh god. His nasally, whining, cringe worthy, four year old demanding a toy voice! Fuck his voice!

His mannerisms are all so devious, so coy, so preposterously self centered and supremely assholish. The way he's always crouching like a scheming cat and darting his beady eyes at everything.

I'm not trashing the character. Tom Hiddelston does a great job and his casting was superb.

But my point is he was deliberately cast and deliberately acted as the most pathetic, uninspired, cowardly, obscenely jealous, deliberately fashion-failing, and most importantly REPUGNANT creature possible. Bad fangirls! BAD! I'll take sesshomaru with his make-up and his poodle tail and his award-winning douchebaggery, or Sparrow with his foppish, drunken tomfoolery anyway. Just put the lame scepter down! Back away from the Norse loser!!!!

Is this what I wish for those and they know
Could depend on how coward I should act
From Hell they shall crumble within<b>
If she won't give me the love I came here for
With pen I am armed here to react!

<b>Hey now, hey now, What is it boy?
All these things that trouble you,
Go visit your mirror image of what might have once behaved
Hey now, hey now, What is it boy?
No I won't rest, 'til dead. 'til dead do you part!

This is how I feel my god from what's been dealt
The flies that flutter fight--Tonight
From Hell they will crumble within
Is this love that I'm feeling or is this hate, the same?
The emotion's enough to kill the sane!

Hey now, hey now, What is it boy?
All these things that trouble you,
Go visit your mirror image of what might have once behaved
Hey now, hey now, What is it boy?
I only hope you know that I love you!
No you don't! Don't!

Feed little maggots off the westside
Of your sin
Run, little maggot
When they learn-- Of what you did

Feliz seria--que hora
Feliz seria--que hora

--From start to finish
I've made you feel this
Uncomfort in turn
With the world you've learned
To love through this hate.
To live with it's weight.
A burden-- Discerned
In the blood you taste--

But why would you deny me answers?
When I'm just a boy on the break of being
Honored in Hell, through it's fires
Be brutally honest ;

Was it better before me?
The curve of your body...
How I want--
How I want her with me
The truth of the story...
The visual
I wish you all!

A better end of all to come!
The truths be now here one by one!
I am to you, extant to none
The Memory to Fuel the Fire!

Lyrical Squish Tag:

"What's coming through is alive,
What's holding up is a mirror,
What's singing songs is a snake, and he's
Looking to turn my piss to wine

They're both totally void of hate
Killing me just the same...

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been
My blood before me makes me
Open up my heart again
But I feel this commit
And over like a storm again...
Considerately

Venomous--Voice tempts me
Bleeds me, leaves me
Cracked and empty
Drags me down like some sweet Gravity...

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been
My blood before me makes me
Open up my heart again
But I feel this commit
And over like a storm again....

I aim to
Connect if you
Slip away!
Fade away!
Days away I still feel you
Touching me--Changing me
Considerately killing me
Considerately killing me

Without the skin-- here
Beneath the storm
Under these tears-- here
The walls came down

And once the snake is drowned
I see the look in his eyes
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all the good times
I could have cried-- then
I should have cried-- then

And when the walls came down
There is this look in your eyes
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all of the times
I have died
And will die
It's all right!

I don't mind
I don't mind
I Don't Mind!

I aim to
Connect with you
Stay, Don't
Fade away!
Days away I still feel you
Touching me
Changing me
Considerately killing me
Considerarely killing me

-H
by TOOL

Some actual poems I actually wrote:

Brain Freeze

It was the Bridge I crossed
On a morning deep with frost
I do not know what happened,
suddenly my mind was lost
It was the Bridge I crossed
On a morning deep with frost

.....

Destiny Decision

Take from me/ this cup
I will not taste it's poison
And yet/ For all Your shouting at what I must do
I trust to heed a smallest voice/ for what reason?

Beyond the lion's brawn
Beyond the eagle's sight
There's something in the beating of a beetles heart
As he scrapes the earth to be scraped off my shoe

Give back the cup/ I surely will fall
I hear, I heed, I love
I think/ Now I must/ A reason
I see all
....

Song of Illumanated Adversaries

A barren, desolate tyranny
This evil, radiant jealousy
A growing, twisted, violent tree
Draining the land with villainy

I take you,
Yeah you're mine!
I Am
The tie that binds
You to this fate
Annihilate
Your hopes and dreams and minds

Carving through the empty halls
Seeking warmer, cleaner, holy walls
Like an ion, stealing calls
Until the blessed, returned one falls

I take you,
Yeah you're mine!
I Am
The end of time
Of which to pray
To safely stay
Loved, and safe, and alive.

....

The Cleaning

I watch to observe something other than me
To relieve my constant pain
But how can I see what makes you worth
When I look only out
And let nothing in?

I wash out my soul!
And throw out all the trash
I am cleaned out and empty!
And nothing will come back

I write to create something other than me
To relieve my constant pain
But how do I make dreams reality
When I write it all out
And believe none of it?

I flush out my soul!
And scrub out all the plaque
I am cleaned out and empty!
And nothing will come back.

For the birthday girl who posted lyrics for me

She...
She screams in silence
A sullen riot penetrating through her mind
Wait...ing for a sign
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?
Scream at me --until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you

She...
She's figured out
All her doubts were someone else's point of view
Wake..ing up this time...
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?
Scream at me --until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you!

Here, sleep, at the bottom of Hell
Your time has come to pick the road
You walk in this tale
Turned in, as a Coward you've learned
Through sickness and health is only one
Now go and bite your tongue

You've seen the worst of me
I hope they'll understand
No, they know you're just a boy
So grow up and be a man

Little baby! All kicking you scream and whine
Victims pay the price eventually
The cost? Let's see, Your Life!
You've got nothing to prove
Stay afraid, young brother
You've got nothing to prove...

Your answer is in there
Just stare down the barrel
The sincerest apologies won't write you out of this one
Tonight! You'll find the right
In the pull of the trigger now bite
Young fools... Don't cry
Anymore.

A fear sleeps, inside your stomach it swells
A torn boy alone in need of fix
And the pinch that cures the itch
For too long, this little baby's cried on
But tomorrow we'll sing the words in song
Of a time we're glad's long gone

You've seen the worst of me
Though I hope they'll understand!
No, they know you're just a boy
Now grow up and be that man

Little baby! All kicking you scream and whine
Victims pay the price eventually
The cost? Let's see, Your Life!
You've got nothing to prove
Stay afraid, young brother
You've got nothing to prove

Your answer is in there
Just stare down the barrel
The sincerest apologies won't write you out of this one
Tonight! You'll find the right
In the pull of the trigger, now bite!
Young fools... Don't cry....

Mother Superior! Come catch the Rabbit he runs
My how've you been?
You're frightened of leaving this
Truly "Gone Fishing" amalgum
Go fetch your gun!

Your answer is in there
Just stare down the barrel
The sincerest apologies won't write you out of this one
Tonight! You'll find the right
In the pull of the trigger, Now bite!
Young fools... Don't cry

Not anymore! Don't cry boy
Not anymore! Don't cry boy
When you're sick to the stomach
Just pull out the knife, oh no....
Don't cry boy
Not Anymore! Don't cry boy
Anymore! Don't cry boy
When you're stuck to the trouble
It won't be allright, oh no...

Jesus I found this on YouTube. It's like someone wrote a song about me o_o;




Now and then I think of when we were together...
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die

Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But it was love and it's an ache I still remember...

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over...

But you didn't have to cut me out!
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing!
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough...

No you didn't have to stoop so low!
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number!
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know!

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done...

And I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on some-
body that you used to know.

But you didn't have to cut me out!
Make out like it never happened,
And that we were nothing!
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough...

And you didn't have to stoop so low!
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number!
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know!