[Sideways]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2015-03-08
Written: (3548 days ago)

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If this offends you, you have no sense of humor.

1169121  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2015-03-05
Written: (3551 days ago)

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Written about Sunday 2015-03-01
Written: (3555 days ago)

I'm just gonna say it. EA sports MMA is a 100% unfair game even on medium mode. The game obviously move-reads. With maximum possible punching speed, I launch combos at the enemy AI from all angles, all levels, different punches, it doesn't matter.


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1169099  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2015-02-20
Written: (3563 days ago)

I remember the things you told me. I remember the secrets, whether the were true or not. The dog, the bullethole, the colors draining from the world, and the glass box where it always rains.

I hope you forgot.
I hope I forget my own secrets someday.

Somehow, I feel responsible.
I don't think I'll forget any of them.
I don't think I've left the walls of my own box.

These are the words
For my Carol Ann,
The girl I broke in half.

Oh I'm afraid
There's nothing left
No pieces to put back in place.

I was a monster...
The things that I did
I regret,
I dismiss

Oh it's a shame
About Carol Ann,
And all she could have been.

She soared with such grace,
As her body sailed
Through the windshield
From the passenger seat...


I was a monster.
Through neglect, I replaced
Her love for these lonely days.

She'll be forgotten
Oh she'll be forgotten, I think...

Young hearts belong
To a love that
Everybody wants.

But we can't have all of that,
So we take
What little we can.

Oh mother,
Did you see him coming?
Did you see him?
Mother, did you see death sneaking
Through the back door?

Still, that time we wish we spent
but lost it all

Mother, did you see it coming?
Did you see him?
Mother did you see death sneaking
Through the back door?

This time
We'll reinforce the walls!


Don't turn the page love!
It's words
Don't hold your fate.

I sure will remain one,
Yet from their world
You will escape.

Through the walls of your heart
You will tear me apart.
Through the walls of your heart
You will tear me apart.

Through the walls!
Through the walls!
Through the walls.
Through the walls.

1169056  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2015-02-08
Written: (3575 days ago)

Mosquitos cloud without mercy
Mosquitos out all winter long
Feel them light upon your face
Inflamed itchy welts they raise, yeah!

You--
Thought--
They'd fuck off by now

But your luck runs out!

(To the tune of "All Nightmare Long" -Metallica)

1169041  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2015-02-06
Written: (3578 days ago)

I play guitar, I read, and write
I live, I learn, I love, I lie
One eye sees the past, with the other I scry
Yet all I see is a Dead, Red Sky

Must needs redeem this name of mine
Forgotten, buried, 'neath stains of time
I never sleep, I crawl, and fly
I limp, I fall, I burn, I die.

I have a Hunger I can never sate
You owe me something I intend to take
I do not mourn, nor beg for faith,
I don't cry, I don't mourn,

I Hate.

1169020  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2015-02-01
Written: (3582 days ago)

Ugh, being depressed for no reason is such fun.

Me: I feel lethargic and gross and bummed out for no good reason.

Brain: need a reason? I can help with that! Let me just pull up the memory files of all the horrible shit that ever happened to you...

Me: for fucks sake, Brain! Can't you just let me stare off into space in peace?!!?

1169011  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2015-01-30
Written: (3584 days ago)

Guess what guess what, punk?

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Fuck your record time.

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Written about Tuesday 2015-01-27
Written: (3588 days ago)

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For all you fallout fans, this is a Deathclaw alpha male. I am standing next to it on it's arm, about two feet off the ground. This fucker is about the size of an Allosaurus. Maybe 11 or 12 feet tall, and about twice as long. I'd estimate it's weight at around 2.5-3 tons.
I used a small thermonuclear explosive to kill it. Well, technically I used a high explosive missile to kill it. It survived the thermonuclear device... :/
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This is the "Mother" Deathclaw, or alpha female. She is only about 60% the size of the alpha male, but still larger than the average Deathclaw.

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Written about Friday 2015-01-23
Written: (3591 days ago)

For [Elwyne]

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1168943  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2015-01-14
Written: (3601 days ago)

For Deacon.

"Hey Deacon! You know everything
That there is to do!
Here's a gun,
Take home, wait by the phone

We'll send someone over
To bring you what you need.
You're a one man, death machine!
Make this city bleed!"



Now I know      Because we've
You won't           Got so much
Refuse,              To do!

And you've got
Nothing More
To lose,

So take this number!
and welcome!


To OPERATION: MINDCRIME
We're an underground revolution workin' overtime
OPERATION: MINDCRIME
There's a job for you in the system, boy with
Nothing to sign!

1168915  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2015-01-08
Written: (3606 days ago)

I am so pissed. I just spent two and a half hours working on a multi-track audio recording. I get done at 5:00am and hit the save button. It promptly crashes and I lose everything.

Fuck my life.

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Written about Monday 2014-12-22
Written: (3623 days ago)

My lover got a humor
She the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval,

I should've worshiped her sooner

If the heavens ever did speak,
She's the last true mouthpiece.
Every Sunday's getting more bleak,
A fresh poison each week...

"We were born sick."
You heard them say it.

My Church offers no absolutes:
She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom."
The only heaven I'll be sent to

Is when I'm alone with you—

I was born sick
But I love it.
Command me to be well.

Amen!
Amen.
Amen



Take me to church!

I'll worship like a dog
at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins,
and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death,
Good God!

Let me give you my life.



If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover is the sunlight.
To keep the Goddess on my side,
It demands a sacrifice

Something meaty for the main course,
That's a fine looking high horse.
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful--

That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work


Take me to Church!

I'll worship like a dog
at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins
so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me my deathless death,
Good God!

Let me give you my life.


No masters or kings
When the Ritual begins.
There is no sweeter innocence
than our gentle Sin

In the madness and soil
of that sad earthly scene
Only then, I am Human.
Only then, I am Clean.

Amen!
Amen.
Amen.


Take me to Church!

I'll worship like a dog
at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins
and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God!

Let me give you my life.
1168778  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2014-12-19
Written: (3626 days ago)

Do you ever hate your parents because, though they gave you life, they can't give you everything?


Imagine you are drowning, on the verge of dying, and a man reaches into the water and pulls you out.

Would you thank him for saving your life?

Or would you curse him, and tell him to throw you back in the water because he couldn't make you immortal too?

1168760  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2014-12-18
Written: (3627 days ago)
Next in thread: 1168762

[Ravenclaw] would like [Mortified Penguin] to know that she hates him. As Rc's best friend, (eat it, [Chel.]) I am obliged to strike down my friend Mort for his hubris.

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I am Sideways Shark! Natural predator of douche penguins!

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1168705  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2014-12-12
Written: (3633 days ago)

Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun!
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one!


So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun

Bangin' this bolo tight, on this solo flight
can't fight alone
Funk tha track my verbs fly like tha
family Stone
Tha pen devils, set that stage for tha
war at home
Locked without a wage, ya standin' in
tha drop zone

The clockers born, starin' at an empty plate
Momma's torn hands--cover her sunken face
We hungry but them belly full!
The structure is set ya never change it with a ballot pull!

In tha ruins there's a network for tha
toxic rock
School yard to precinct, suburb to
project block
Bosses broke south for new flesh and factory floor,
The remains, left chained to the
powder war

Can't waste tha day
when the night brings a hearse!
So make a move, and plead the Fifth
cuz ya can't plead the First!
Can't waste a day
when the night brings a hearse,

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one!


So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun~

Bare witness to tha sickest shot while suckas get romantic!
They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did
my man Fred Hampton,
Still we lamping, still clockin' dirt for our sweat-
A ballots dead, so a bullet's what I get-

A thousand years they had the tools
We should be takin' 'em!
FUCK tha "G-ride"
I want the machines that are makin' em!
Our target straight: a room full of armed pawns,
Lets off the kings ont tha west side of dawn~

Can't waste the day
when the night brings a hearse!
Make a move, and plead the Fifth
Cuz ya can't plead the First!
Can't waste a day
when the night brings a hearse

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one


Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun~

The rungs torn from the ladder
Can't reach the tumor
One god,
one market,
one truth,
one Consumer!!


Just a quiet peaceful dance!

Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we don't have

1168667  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2014-12-09
Written: (3636 days ago)

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Written about Friday 2014-12-05
Written: (3641 days ago)

My Meme Review!

How to Train Your Dragon 2


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If I have to explain why, then you don't know and don't care what makes good writing and good movies.

I didn't even finish watching it. If I was in the theater, I would have walked out. Worst film I've seen in several years.
1168564  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2014-11-26
Written: (3649 days ago)

My Meme Review!

GONE GIRL
*Rotten Tomatoes- 88%
*Metacritic- 79%


First 20 minutes of film:
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Next 30 minutes of film:
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Next 20 minutes of film:
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Next 40 minutes of film:
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Next 20 minutes of film:
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Ending of film:
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Parting thoughts:
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Gone Girl FINAL RATING:
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1168554  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2014-11-25
Written: (3650 days ago)
Next in thread: 1168561

An enormous percentage of people in America are are either criminally ignorant, or completely stupid.

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Written about Saturday 2014-11-22
Written: (3654 days ago)

Quickie review of Shadow of Mordor

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"BITCH,

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I DO WHAT I WANT."

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