I expect to perish in exactly 20.7348739247329 years.

things have gotten a teeny-weeny bit better at university, but that feeling plummetted as soon as I attempted to do my math homework.

*beats head against keyboard*

emos have ruined everything for everyone.

Now I can't even feel down without feeling emo.

You know what? enough of my bitching.

I'm actually going to put some mothaf***ing effort into my writing in the first place.

I'm just lazy.

I despise everything, but right now, I despise my writing the most.

Carrie Stats:

Demonique Class A.
-Stands at an intimidating height of 5"3.5
-Has pitch black eyes, no, not dark brown or any of that rubbish, pitch black
-enjoys devouring the flesh of strawberries
-enjoys wrecking havoc upon the minds of mere mortals
-destroys whole kingdoms for fun
-has a part time job at McDonalds, held for irony purposes
-has an inane fear of small children
-Is insane.

As you can see: I have a dil-licious new name.

thanks to [Lost in Illusions]