Little known to humans, happiness, is in fact a room temperature sandwich.

I expect to perish in exactly 20.7348739247329 years.

things have gotten a teeny-weeny bit better at university, but that feeling plummetted as soon as I attempted to do my math homework.

*beats head against keyboard*

emos have ruined everything for everyone.

Now I can't even feel down without feeling emo.

You know what? enough of my bitching.

I'm actually going to put some mothaf***ing effort into my writing in the first place.

I'm just lazy.

I despise everything, but right now, I despise my writing the most.