Sometimes I think I lack that blind optimism that makes life tolerable.

 
I wish pity was more constructive.

then I would have a grand construct.

Excerpt from good grammar:

2006-09-09 darthsenshin: i have it to

2006-09-16 Kiddalee: Well, your homonyms, capitals and punctuation could use a little work.

2006-09-16 darthsenshin: im working on it dont worry

2006-09-16 Dil*: Correction: I have it too.

to bed, too much work, to work, go to, too little,

2006-09-22 Kiddalee: I have two feet.

2006-09-23 Dil*: I have two feet too.

2006-09-25 Kiddalee: Good. Not to have two feet sounds too hard for me.

2006-09-25 Dil*: I can use the word too, too. I can use the word too two times in a row.

If one were to apologize to everyone they've ever wronged, they'd spend the rest of their lives taking up this task.

Little known to humans, happiness, is in fact a room temperature sandwich.

I expect to perish in exactly 20.7348739247329 years.

things have gotten a teeny-weeny bit better at university, but that feeling plummetted as soon as I attempted to do my math homework.

*beats head against keyboard*