Randomosity:
[Sedition]: would you rather be fat?trust me honey,embrace the thin body stick-ness.bei
dil:yeah.
I feel so weak.
actually.
shit.
I am weak.
shadow alpha: atleast your not fat >_>
dil:
a large gust of wind would blow me away :/
shadow alpha: ......atleast your not fat >_>
dil:
okay.
at least I'm not fat.
shadow alpha:
XD
dil:
hmm
so I'm not immune to the power of suggestion.
Do you know what wakes one up effectively?
Excruciating pain.
Foolish mortals.
Does anyone else find it highly ironic that people with usernames like 'hot chick' and 'sexy baby' aren't even that hot/sexy/attra
Book idea? Basically, an insane asylum specialized for philosophers who have gone mad.
Sometimes I think I’m lacking in that blind optimism that makes life tolerable. The alarm rings. This is the ‘asscrack’ of dawn. I didn’t come up with that. Who comes up with anything? If author’s were honest, they’d put their whole text in huge quotation marks. Honesty, what a joke. The funny thing about that is, the fact that everyone falls for it.
Hello. I am speaking in a guild of affected philosophers. The logicians are death-threaten
My room mate thinks he found the meaning of life. He says it’s a recipe he found in a cookbook. Why-
Wait. I never say why. When one asks why, the questions never end. Why anything? Why, why? Stop. STOP.
He’s having his laughing session. Earplugs thankyou. Thirty minutes and it will be all over. Stupid recipe, driving me mad. After the laughing session he will have a weeping session. He must weep. Mercifully, he is a blank the rest of the day. No, I did not alter his recipe. There’s no change if nobody notices.