Just to give you an idea of how much of an idiot I can be... and my personality.
[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (only seen the first)
[] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidentally caught something on fire. (Both accidentally AND on purpose *pyro*)
[] I've told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.
[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[X] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidently caused an explosion. (and on purpose, and got something that belonged in a mad-scientist'
[] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.
[X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (my friend)
[] I just tried to lick my elbow. (I was tempted...)
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (well not the walking away part)
[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (eh?)
[] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (I've used a calculator! and said 1*2=3 :) )
[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (Bike, skateboard, skis)
[] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (I'm in england, but I haven't anyway)
[XXXXXXXX] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont. (f*** no)
[] I've done some things really stupid while I was drunk.
[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[] I've ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk (who came up with this..?)
[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (who hasn't?)
[X] I accidentally break a lot of things. (they're called computers)
[] My friends know not to use big words around me. (I'm the one who's told to use little words)
[X] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[X] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
[] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[X] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Now let's see... take the answers and multiply by three... ok where's the calculator? :P Only joking, I'm apparently 57% idiot :) YAY!
i'm a member of wyvern's library and have been for a while, thing is my member info and everything everyone did since jan(?) was erased, so i have to redo it all, shouldn't be too hard...I hope!
I found wyvern library today, good story I found, called 'stillness' it's a mod's choice so it should be easy for you to find...