This is really, really amusing. The way it's written is fantastic. If you don't laugh with tears in your eyes before you're done reading, there is something seriously wrong with you. :3
http://community.livejournal.com/mock_the_stupid/2759990.html

[someelf] made me this using my poem. <3

I had a dream about old schoolmates last night. It's been happening a lot lately, to tell you the truth. I don't know why, and it's slightly disturbing.
Last night's dream was... err... Someone was on Elftown and had found me. I'm actually not sure if it was anyone I knew, but apparently they knew me. At some point we moved from Elftown to 'real life'.
Erm. I don't know.

It's kinda creepy. If someone actually was on ET, I really hope they wouldn't find me. Or realise who I am. Or remember me. Erm.

Yeah, apparently I'm not quite over it yet. The prospect of meeting people from my past still spooks me. <_<

Gaah. *is shot and is ded*

Note to self: Never feature poems that have dead author links.

Waah, I just ended 25 relations. xD
So many people who either have left Elftown or I just have never actually spoken to... *remembers the time when you didn't have to actually get a message from someone to suggest a relation* xP I feel old. ._.

Where is [Elegy - gone]? ;_;

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THIS IS SPARTA!

Yes, I have just seen the movie 300. It was a fabulous, epic, utterly awesome film, and if you haven't seen it yet, you must go watch it as soon as you can.
And even if you have seen it... heck, go see it again. It's definitely worth it. *wibble*


TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

A moment ago, I asked my mother a question you might expect to hear from the mouth of a five-year-old, maybe a ten-year-old... but definitely not from a twenty-year-old.

"Can I keep it as a pet?"

It was a spider. :P

Random happy diary note:

My shirt smells like Jukka, just a bit but still enough. Purrrr. <3

It's ridiculous how one rating can affect me so much. One.
I'd just posted, and a moment later I get a rating. Number says 0.05, so the person who rated the writing gave it a 1. Do you know what 1 is in WritersCo ratings?

"Utter rubbish not worth the read."

I know it's just one person, and it shouldn't be such a big deal, but... I got all depressed anyway. *sigh*

So much for that good mood.

OMGSOCUTE!!!! it deserves Caps and three four exclamation marks. *is goo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0E-0ntoNWo

Why me? <_<

Ehh. Why do people vote for their own entry, even though that's universally frowned upon - not to mention expressly forbidden in the contest rules? It's as if they're begging to be disqualified, or doing it out of spite because they know I'll give a warning first.

Well, you know what? I'm done with warnings, from now on if someone votes for their own entry in a contest of mine, they're immediately disqualified, no matter how good the entry. It's there in the rules, people should learn how to read. It can't be that bloody hard.

Oh, and I'm banning [Yami] from any future contests of mine for a while.

For your information, having to choose between two selection exams sucks. I got picked for the exams of both the restaurant school Perho and Koulutuskeskus Salpaus, but the exams are on the same day, so I had to decide which one to attend... Bleh. <_<
Well, I guess it's Perho.

Our Imaginary Friends <- Vote, biatches!

Hmm. Have to come up with a new contest. Hm hm hm.

Not even one little hatemail. I'm severely disappointed in these people. :P
Brownie points go to [nokaredes] for responding at all. :3

Well, then. I think I'll have to do something next year, too.

If I don't get any hate mail about today's DP slot from the more hotblooded patrons, I'll be gravely disappointed. xD