Since I am now greatly annoyed by Nationstates.net -forums and their idiotic discussions (euhm, why do you go there again? -.-) this time about 'how many continents are there' and their idiotic picking on small things, failing ot see the big picture, I am forced to conclude that there is one continent:
Eurmericafriasiaustrantica.
And who contradicts me gets to be on my idiots list: not for having a different opinion but for annoying me.

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Many Happy Returns!, By Groucho Marx. ©1942 by Groucho Marx.
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Harpo Speaks!, By Harpo Marx with Rowland Barber. ©?1960?
Memoirs of a Mangy Lover, By Groucho Marx. ©1963 by GrouchoMarx.
The Groucho Letters, By Groucho Marx. ©1967 by Groucho Marx.
The Secret Word is Groucho, By Groucho Marx with Hector Arce. ©1976 by Groucho Marx.
The Groucho Phile; An Illustrated Life, By Groucho Marx. ©1976by Groucho Marx.

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Wildlife artists:

Richard Friese
Friedrich Wilhelm Kuhnert
Martin S. Garretson
Carl Clemens Moritz Rungius
Bob Kuhn
Rien Poortvliet
Simon Combes
Carl Brenders

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-Love at first sight?: I'd want to believe, but wouldn't that be rather lust than love. Ah, I suppose there is a situation that would be "love at first sight", but it hasn't happened to me, I've learned to love the one I love in a romantical sense.
-Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Deffinately. There is no way you would love someone and then hurt them by being unfaithful. It isn't love if you cheat.
-Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: Yes. I have seen it with my own two eyes, no bullshit.
-Do you wish on stars?: What?? You mean like ah, a wishing star, yes, and all the other stuff too when you are granted a wish (if you find an unbent note and you get to bend it first you get a wish, if you find your eyelash on your cheek you get to wish) so yes, I do that everytime.
-Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: (this thingie was in a list of thingies and this section title was beliefs) Why would I be? I'm strong with my beliefs.
-Do you remember your first love?: I'm not sure. i'm not sure wether Gautam is my first love or was Sakari... but I'm dating the person who I said "I love you" to first time, and since that other guy is dead and I never did anything about my feelings for him for them to grow to be real love, then yes, Gautam is granted the title of my first real love and well, then obviously I do remember him.
-Still love him?: Duh. Of course.
-Do you consider love a mistake: Deffinately not! How could it be!
-What do you find romantic?: Being a little insane for love... ^_^
-Turn-on?: Mmmmm.... eh? I drifted in my dreams here. ^_^;; Well, small blunders, admitting that he is a human being, and those little mistakes that humans have.
-Turn-off?: Constantly trying to keep the cool, trying to be the bleedin' Calvin Klein-perfect man... -.-
-Do you base your judgement on looks alone: I don't think anyone in the world does that...
-If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: I'd think to myself "Again? Why can't they go have their crushes on someone else" and then I'd start avoiding that person because I would feel so uncomfortable around him and end up hating him because he's making my life difficult by making me have to avoid him.
-Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him or going on a date: Hmm, knowing like from school/work/hobby/where ever? Hmm, nope, I'd prefer just going on a date, because then if it didn't work out I'd have to stop going to the same places where he goes. But I don't have this problem at the moment, so... But I most like to be "pulled" in a bar or so, you know, so it's not a date nor someone you know from somewhere...
-Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: It is socially acceptable. This is a bullshit question and sides this "section" isn't about belief, but about dating! What a load of crap and a waste of time, which I will waste because I'm bored.
-Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: No. I haven't been attracted to someone I found unattractive. I don't fall for my friends, and if someone is being my friend and I get to know them as friends I'd never be romatically attracted to them.
-Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Yes, I do. They have indicated it many times and I hate it when they do that, I don't want to hear it.
-What is best about the opposite sex?: Another bullshit question... -.-
-What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Guy-stuff... -.-
-What's the last present someone gave you?: A poster and a little silvery anchor I wear in my earring.
-Are you in love?: Yes.
-Do you consider your significant other hot?: Sexy? Yes. And also hot as in spicy, interestingly enough...
-What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy standing on the sidewalk?: Give a glance and think "he's pretty" and then walk on.

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Keep in mind, young padawan... ((where the heck did the SW-thing come from??))

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British pole dancer Donna Cleeve has been forced to quit her job because she’s allergic to the metal pole. The 20-year-old from Portsmouth developed a red rash after each show before she realised nickel used in the poles was to blame. “It’s hard to look sexy when your legs and body are inflamed. I tried to ignore it, but in the end it wasn’t worth the pain,” she told London’s Sun. She’s now given up her dancing and taken a job in sales.

you just can't make this stuff up. XD

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A tv-show without the tv. So it's only accesible online. How cool is that?

Max Barry, Jennifer Government
Philip Baruth, The X President
Greg Bear, Darwin's Children
Mike Brotherton, Star Dragon
Michael Flynn, The Wreck of the River of Stars
Kay Kenyon, The Braided World
James Lovegrove, Untied Kingdom
Jack McDevitt, Omega
Syne Mitchell, The Changeling Plague
Linda Nagata, Memory
Robert Reed, Sister Alice
Justina Robson, Natural History
Sheri S. Tepper, The Companions
Amy Thomson, Storyteller
John Varley, Red Thunder
Steven Barnes, Lion's Blood
Greg Bear, Vitals
David Brin, Kiln People
Nancy Kress, Probability Space
Christopher Priest, The Separation
Robert J. Sawyer, Hominids
Brian Stableford, Dark Ararat
Michael Swanwick, Bones of the Earth
Shari Tepper, The Visitor
John C. Wright, The Golden Age

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites! ?
14. Why do "overlook" & "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks

28. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
29. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
30. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
31. Is there another word for synonym?
32. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
33. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
34. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
35. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
36. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
37. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
38. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
39. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
40. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
41. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
42. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
43. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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Tis mine!
Precious is mine!
*stole it and now it is mine and you can't deny it!*
Njaah!

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In all matters pertaining to religion I take this approach; be polite yet stern. It works on boths sides of the argument equally well I find. Both for those attempting to save, and those attempting to live in peace.

If you are sure of your beliefs then you need not worry of others questioning you. Be polite to them, listen to their advances without disparaging them, then courteously end the discussion.

If you belive others need to be shown the light then by all means introduce them to your religion. If you are refused than you did your duty to your fellow man, time to move on.

Be appreciative that they may in fact mean well, so be polite. Also note that they need to know that you are not interested in their beliefs so be stern.

Know that you are doing your best to show them a better way, but they may have encountered many before you who did the same. Be polite and understand that they have their own beliefs and have the right to end the discussion.


"Niccolo Medici" in the Nationstates.net forums. Thank you oh sweet angel, for the only words of sensibility in that discussion in that forum.

New years resolution time!!! W00t! So here goes:

1. I'll do this diary thing every day. Must remember. ((already forgotten))
2. i will stop fearing shite. "Humans replace all their emotions with fear" said Paulo Coelho. He has a point. Instead of feeling attracted to someone, we fear that they turn us down and we don't act on our attraction. Instead of feeling excited about new things, we are intimidated by change. Instead of hating, we fear our own hatred as something evil and wicked and try to hide it.
3. I had a third one but I forgot so it apparently wasn't one worth keeping. =D

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sweety, I love you dearly but you have the worst timing I have ever seen! You call to meet me when I'm staying at a friend's house - has happened twice now - so I'll feel uberly sad that I'm not in my own house. But I can't trap myself to my house just in case you are available. I need to go to places, and you need to tell me earlier when you want to see so I can reserve myself just for you.
But I suppose it runs in your family. Your aunt is also a master in bad timing. How many times has she called when you were over at my house, in my roommate-free room, getting comfortable... And your sister, and your uncle (and if I'm not mistaken, your dad too). Even your best mate has terrible timing in that sense.

But we'll manage.

Silbe:
-Jetplane
-Brimful of Asha
-wanting contact -song
-Shrek-song
-japanese boy -song
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Konstantinos
-uber Fight Club -song