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2005-04-08 [SkyLynn07]: What happened to the wiki?
13:56:13 [windowframe]: iippo happened.
From London to Antwerp 34 GBP/traveller (inc. tax)
From Cov to Holland and then across
From London to Frankfurt and then across
Across the canal by boat to Knokke/some other place
"Your flight date is invalid. June has only 30 days."
XD hahahahahahhah
Stolen from [Dom-Chan]'s mug:
kaynec. *Lode voor paus!* *STEM OP MIJ* says:
I'm going on pornography
I just love to pick these uber setences from conversations.
tchutchie says:
I'm ding form IDT
XD
Darling, have I told you I luff you muchos??
XD
stolen from [Kayne]
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
stole from [Mom] (she is uber by the by)
Right now...
[What are you listening to?] MusicIndiaOnli
[What are you watching?] Them indians that I know my friends know but I'm not sure if I know them.
[What time is it?] 16:40
[What are you wearing?] My green worktrousers, dark-pink top, black bra, underwear, leg-warmers in my arms (;-) silvie ), rainbow-socks, new black shoes and too much jewellery.
[Wanna cyber?] Absolutely NOT!
[Hey baby, nice shoes...] I know, aren't they uber?! Got them for £4.25 in a second-hand shop, barely used, look like me and fit perfectly!
[What're you drinking?] Water, if anything at the mo (the bottle is in my bag).
[Eating?] I wish. I have Mars-bars n my bag.
[Got both hands on the keyboard?] Well, yeah now, that i'm typing, but usually the other one is on the mouse.
[You sure bout that?] As sure as I can and I resent the clear implications you are making.
[Who are you talkin to?] *sigh* No one.
[What other windows do you have open?] "How to make a successful CV", two windows for "MusicIndiaOnl
[How bored are you?] Not at all
[Be anywhere, where would you be?] Mmm, here is fine.
[Who would you be with?] Hmm, I dunno, if I was with someone, I wouldn't be doing all the stuff I need to do.
[What would you be doing?] Just talking, maybe watching a film, not this semi-important netty-stuff.
It is official. I have been diagnosed with ITD.
T_T
A LAST TIME FOR EVERYTHING
Last book you read: I'm A Believer by Can'tRemember (he/she/it has written so many books, I'm sure you have read them too. ;-) ) and partly Harpo Speaks! By Harpo.
Last movie you saw: Kal Ho Naa Ho in full, Seven Samurai half-way, or better make it onethird-way
Last song you heard: Heeyyy, how creepy, it's the same answer as first question! I'm a Believer by Monkees in the charity-shop..
Last thing you had to drink: Water
Last time you showered: These things are getting personal! ;-) Ahem... Yesterday, must have been, because hair is silky and uncontrollable today. Yes. Yesterday morning.
Last thing you ate: A Mars-bar. How sad.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
Smiled: Come on! Must have been like seconds ago! I smile all the time!
Laughed: Goes along with the smiling thing.
Cried: Last night when watching Kal Ho Naa Ho. That movie is such a sob-fest... Y_Y But I love it!
Bought something: Today these really wicked cool shoes from a second-hand shop.
Danced: I don't dance per se, I jiggle in the shops when music is playing. That was today.
Were sarcastic: In fact, I'm trying to cut back.
Kissed someone: Yesterday night, before parting with darling.
Talked to an ex: Oddly enough he called Sunday-night after two months of silence. :-)
Watched your favourite movie: Kal Ho Naa Ho will stand here, although the ultimate favourite is one of the Marx-brothers films, which I haven't seen since last autumn.
Had a nightmare: Hmm, long time ago. I enjoy dreams mostly. Must have been before last autumn as well, because I haven't had nightmare's in England.
Had sex: Do I look like a person who tells? Pfft.
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Ex-boyfriend when we broke up. No, I don't get angry very often. Only slightly annoyed with my roommate occasionally..
2. What is your weapon of choice? The spatula
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Of course I do. I'm not gay. :P
4. How about of the same sex? Sure, bring it on bitch! :P
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? May be roommate but she didn't tell, or my boyfriend, but he is more like a fire-cracker, goes up and then off just as fast (when he gets angry, not in that other sense ¬_¬;)
6. What is your pet peeve? *doesn't really understand question* *checks dictionary* Ah, I see. My silence annoys darling, but that's nto my fault. Arrogance online, although I'm a mild case compared to some. Aaaand... general looking-after-
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Both. I mean, come on, it is such a cute grudge, can't I keep him a bit longer? O'o
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Want a list? Make bed, keep room tidy, cook proper meal, write in ET-diary (not this one, the other one), e-mail family and friends...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Purely wakingly-talki
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Some Finnish family-friends
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Lame excuse? Mmm... I dunno, I used 'there's nothing to do there' as an excuse not to go home...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? I have, in the upstairs of the double-decker.
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I didn't have the alarm today. But usually I press just once.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I'm not so much into drinking, what gets closest is a vodka mudslap.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? As long as I don't have to cook it, I'll eat it.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No, and what's with these questions?? Are you suggesting that I'm over-weight?? Why is everyone suggesting I'm overweight?? :P :P
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? No, the above rantage is a joke. I'm slim enough.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets in snacks, salty in proper food, spicy occasionally, I mean, I have to, I hang out with indians so much.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "Food!"? No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Completely naked? One, and I'm not counting my roommate, she is family.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/fam
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Come on, I stare everybody in the chest or grotch or ass. Sometimes during conversation, most of the time not.
4. Have you "done it"? If you can't say "have sex" you shouldn't have it. I have.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Upper lip when he has shaved is my favourite part to play with. To look at is the upper-body/hip
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD ? No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Hmm, Visa-E isn't credit, is it? No, it's debit. So nil.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Mwahahah, Oasis in B'ham!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? I would exchange it to euros or pounds and go travelling like crazy (but save some for next years' tuition.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes, because I am cabable of making any job interesting, and if not, then at least I could fun myself with the dough. :P
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Quite a few in roommate's lappie, which I transferred to a CD... Don't know exact amount.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Came to England to study
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Matriculation Examination?
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Become a recognised artist.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No. It's better than most other places.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Don't think so.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Went to the medical centre on my own (but it was closed actually)
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Roommate's laptop
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? My usual answer here is Mrs. Ajay Devgan, so that would be Kajol.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Harpo Marx.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? No.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I used to, then I had surgery.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Hmm, I dunno. Fluency in another language?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Bloody hell do I? It's uber.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Pride
I think I will go shoot someone now.
I was drawing this really uber thingie (early sketch seen in iippo's NEW cartoon style) on bakaneko oekaki-site. Then, as I was intending to zoom it back up, I accidentally pressed the link to some f00king messageboard instead of the zoom. I noticed my mistake and pressed stop but it was too late. It changed the page and the drawing I had been working with for hours was gone. Forever. It ceased to be, started to push daisies, it became, in fact, an ex-parrot- I mean drawing.
Now is the time to scream in frustration.