the skyline was beautiful on fire
all twisted metal stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange haze
i said "kiss me, you're beautiful"
these are truly the last days



I think my new friend Adam is starting to fancy me... :\ I hope not.

Customer: What P?
Support: The P on your keyboard.
Customer: What do you mean?
Support: P on your keyboard.
Customer: I'm not going to do that!

http://www.go-girly.com/?strip=219

guy:
if it pleases you to hear it: my love life is still as floppy as a 3.5 inch 1.44MB dick
guy:
I mean disk
guy:
severely embarassing spelling erratum

http://www.lambiek.net/home.htm

Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

--Item six on the agenda: "The Meaning of Life" Now uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
--Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
--What was that about hats again?

You see that house? That is where I was born. My mother said to me, "Garcon. The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter. ...Well, I know it is not a great philosophy but...
Well, fuck you! I can live my life in my own way if I want to.

Bongiorno principessa!! La Vita E Bella!

http://www.geocities.com/b0llyw0rld_download/download_movie.htm

http://www.infoeuropa.ro/ieweb/imgupload/Euro-smile.gif

here to keep

A shitey I found on Gaia... will Elftownise it. woot.

1. How often are you on ET?
So often you wouldn't believe. More than once a day. See, I use computers all around campus, I need a steady place to store stuff in, like links and such.
2. What is your favorite website?
ET. Others include last.fm, musicindiaonline.com and bakaneko.unixdaemons.com
3. Do you have your own website? Will you give us your URL?
No. Just wikis.
4. Do you have your own computer or do you share one with family or use one at school, etc...?
School ones. My roommate has a computer in our room and I use that one for tasks that uni-comps can't perform (when I'd need to be an admin to use something).
5. How old are you?
Don't remind me... So bloody old...
6. Male, female, other (specify)?
Yes.
7. Do you have pets? What are they?
A puppy or a hairy monster. And I pet my boyfriend.
8. How many email accounts do you have?
Three that I know of and use, few more that I know of and don't use and a couple moer that I don't exactly know of.
9. What email service/s do you have? Do you like it/them?
Yahoo and hotmail, I like hotmail a little, although I don't appreciate the way they treat their old faithfuls like me: every new person gets 250 mb space on hotmail, when I joined, I got 2! f00king hell! Yahoo is ok, but still a little strange to me.
10. What is your favorite color?
Red. 
11. Do you own any pants in that color?
I used to. They were my favourite pants. Hmm, what happened to them???
12. What do you want to be when you grow up or are you what you wanted to be if you are grown up?
A professional artist, designer or photographer, maybe a high school arts teacher.
13. Do you like your name? If not, what would you want for a name?
Inari is a bitch, iippo r0x0rs.
14. Do you live where it snows? Do you like it?
Yes and every winter I hate it. Here in England I miss it.
15. What is/was you best subject in school?
Art and music, straight 10s in both.
16. What is your favorite movie?
Fight Club, Amelie or Finding Nemo
17. How often do you brush your teeth?
Erk... sometimes... I forgot... But daily.
18. Do you actually know any boys with names that start with Q or X?
No. I don't even know boys whose name would have Q or X.
19. Have you ever visited a porn website? Was it on purpose or did it just pop up?
I have on purpose, but I am of age so I can.
20. What is your favorite band/singer or music type?
So many to mention... Beatles is the number 1 forever.
21. Do you like board games? Like what?
I love them! Camel-game, Trivial Pursuit, Cribbage (that's actually a card-game but so what), pick-a-stick.
22. Do you do online gaming? What do you play?
NationStates is the only one I can think of. Nothing Java-based or anything.
23. Have you ever done something illegal?
Nicked stuff, that's all.
24. Do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you do illegal drugs?
I hate smoking (my bf and I have a constant battle over this), I drink occasionally but not to get drunk and drugs is bullshit. Go to {bash@wiki] and find the warning there.
25. Did you make it to the end of these Questions?
Is it the end already? My dear, I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't mentioned.
(26.How much gold you have? This question is un-ET-able)
In Gaia... Something like... 300.

http://people.freenet.de/happyindia/saif-ali.jpg
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The man I will marry... :P



*daydreams of being Mrs. Saif Ali Khan...* Ummhhaahaa... *daydreaming sounds*

hats...



iippo is dead

Iippo is soo dead!

Bongiorno principessa!! La Vita E Bella!

Last visitors:

Cowardcat - from Fight Club
Mr. Pan man - from hats
Mad Hatter, The - I recommended hats and TBF to her
JeesumCrowe - rp-buddy
SilverFire - my darlingest ETer
thelonliest - a friend
kaynec - my husband
Hutch - a contact
Streptopelia Picturata - a contact
thuthuca - dear dear friend

My last visitors all knew me from somewhere! No one random here! w00000t!!!

According to my birthdate I'm:

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.


And it is frighteningly accurate... >.o

[Mom] <--- The hell happened to her house!?!?!?
O_o;;;;;;

Exapno Mapcase says:
hei loysin kaupasta nakkaria!
Exapno Mapcase says:
hassua
Salla says:
mikä?
Salla says:
onks ne jotain nakkeja
Exapno Mapcase says:
ei ku nakkileipaa
Salla says:
toi näyttää vielä hassummalle


ahahahhahha!!!!

My Snoopy dances you the First-day-of-a-new-life -dance.