Short reviews of movies

Titanic:
Everything including kitchen sinks

Shining
Psychic kid, also dyslexic.

Pulp Fiction
Fake scripture inspires killer .

Jaws
Bigger boat WAS needed!

Scream
Drew flunks horror quiz

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I really hate that girl-gets-raped-girl-gets-pregnant-girl-kills-herself -story that's in all the lame bios. Why doesn't she go to the police in that story? What the fucking kind of thing is this story trying to teach or prove? "Oh yeah rape is bad"? No shit Sherlock. It's pointless in its current form, it should have some kind of point, other than "put this in your bio if you think this shouldn't happen." It should educate girls what to do if you get raped. Because apparently not all girls seem to know (at least the girl in the story didn't).

1. Don't go home to have a shower or change clothes: go straigh to the police. The bastard's DNA-callcard is all over you -- the police can get the information they need to bust that loser's ass.
2. Go to the nurse/hospital to get a "morning after" -pill. It's tiny so any pill-swallowing-phobic can do it and it affects when you take it within 72 hours.
3. Tell people about it. Either some helping hotline or your best friends or family -- anyone you can trust. Might be hard but you have to. Knowledge is power and if you share your view of what happened, your side will be more powerful. The rapist will spread his view for sure, some lie where he finally scored with you or what ever -- fight back. Let your friends fight for you if you can't face his accusations and lies.

Sorry for all the cursing, it's just frustrated when people don't think.

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Check out the two following art nouveau angels as well (click on the top right corner -- no, not the X! :P).

Kissing Contest Voting

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2006
-I and my dog will both turn 21.
-X3 film and HP6 book (Finnish translation) are coming
-Tibo will return to me from Italy
-My third and last year in uni will start (oh the horror)

"God is dead."
  -Nietzche
"Nietzche is dead."
  -God

XD
(found in the diary of [nokaredes])

I want to get married already.

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
"O my God Karen, you can't ask people why they're white!"
-Mean Girls

XD

When I first did my new house, I erased my entire badge-slot empty. Yes, I do rule. No, that is not a good thing at all. -_-;

I watched... that film with John Belushi in it (Delta-jengi in Finnish... National Lampoon -something? Anyway, the original one from the 70s)

-I didn't like it. Because that¨s not what my university-life is like (I'm boring) and I don't want my mom (who also watched) to even think that it could be like that.
-I don't like those fraternity-things. I don't get it. What is it?! Just a house with bunch of people living in there? A house where they come to hang but they themselves live somewhere else? If they live there then how could the dean kick them out?
-I didn't like the sexy things because sexy things in movies can make me horny and it's sad to be horny all alone (don't tell this to Darling or I'll never get to watch anything but movies with sex in them). And that is true, I am so easily affected that it's hard to watch a sex-scene without getting into the mood (unless it's well filmed to make the sex appear disgusting or funny), and that same sensitivity applies to all scenes: scary scenes scare me, funny scenes make me laugh, sad scenes make me cry. I get so sucked into the film that it does influence me very heavily.
-In that movie John Belushi looks exactly like (a fat version of) my ex-boyfriend and it disturbs me. I love John Belushi, he's funny, but that was scary and bothering to watch and made me sad.

In the end: negative movie experience. Which is odd because last time we taped the film it was negative experience as well because I was dying to see it but the videa had a fit and didn't tape the sound so I couldn't watch it then.

Go to Animated GIF Contest to vote.

Of course he did. A bunch of people die for no reason at all.
Deal with it.

Another diary-entry! Tahdah!
So I did indeed finally see Star Wars 3.
-The General Grievous I've heard so much about was disappointing. Why was he a droid? Why was he coughing?
-Anakin sometimes sounded like he was reading lines. -_-
-Obi-Wan looked paedoish. I was very happy when he hid his beard with his hand.
-I looked at my doggie's waggy tail when they showed DeathStar-in-progress. -_-
-Vader was quite cool, up until the moment when they told him he accidentally killed le girl. I do not want to see the coolest thing ever wailing like that. But it was funny "apparently you killed her in your anger." Heh.
-Luke and Leia were the same baby... O_o It even had the same red blotch in the middle of its forehead.
-Oh! Oh! This is the worst one: Those battle droid thingies were soooo annoying! They were trying to be funny, did you notice?! Gaaawd I hated them! *stomps them all*
-Yoda is cool. ^_^

Hehehe, I avoided my two messages so long that I was able to just get rid of them without replying. :)
What does this teach you? You don't need to face the stuff you don't want, it'll go away on its own. *nod nod* :3

I hate New Year's Eve.
My dog is suffering with all the fireworks and it's pissing me off and making me sad. It is too afraid to go outside to pee and too afraid to stay still, so it goes around and round complaining and squeaking and it's pityful.
And I have to stay online until an undefinate time because Darling promised to come right back and asked me not to.
-_-

I can again see the No Unread Posts -button.

Feel free to congratulate. :D

A lot of people seem to have 420 added to whatever sillynes their username is. I wonder why, since it's a number with meaning to a limited number of people (like 22) and all of those people can't have seen the film Shree 420 (because it's old and Indian). Does that figure have other meaning than "you worthless, homeless, casteless piece of trash"? And if they have indeed seen the film and got the meaning, why would they put it in their username? I mean, fair enough, in the film the main character does say with pride "I'm not 420, I'm Mister 420!" but it seems unlikely that that' the noble effect these preteens are after...