Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
...muha.
*SILVER* You are imaginative and fun, you love trying new things. You like to challenge yourself and you learn things easily, you're easy to talk to and you give good advice. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them forever.
"Having someone you know on the other side of the world makes things small...having them just out of reach makes the world a whole lot bigger..."
[Draymond]
[-=DAILY BIT=-] a little bit about my day
[7-27-06]
[*] Driver's Ed, shower, sleep, drive, work...
[*] *hums*
[*] I... LOVE SEMISONIC! "...I like you to make me want to stay forever here behind your door..."
[*] "I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy..." - Queen
[*] TAKE THE POLL! ...please?
[*] New links on Seb's Links to Red Dwarf stuff, mostly.
[Note for Erador] Happy now? ^_^
[*] House of D is a GOOD movie. Yes it is.
[7-24-06]
[*] Driver's Ed, work out, orthodontist appointment, work...
[*] *draws a deep breath... feels oddly cleansed*
[*] I... LOVE COLDPLAY! "...what good is it to live with nothing left to give?"
[*] "Open your eyes, look up to the skies and sing..." - Queen
[*] TAKE THE POLL! ...please?
[*] New Seb's Song of the Week
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are, and isn't really difficult to identify.] I hope you understand...
[7-23-06]
[*] Conference swim meet today...not that I swim, but my sister does. Also, I might go to church... or I might sleep. And I kind of want to watch Rocky Horror... see mood.
[*] *celebrates*
[*] I... LOVE ROCKY HORROR! "...keep me safe from my trouble and pain..."
[*] "No escape from reality..." - Queen
[*] TAKE THE POLL! ...please?
[*] New Seb's Song of the Week
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are, and isn't really difficult to identify.] *hug*
UNCONNECTED BIT:
Ow, my soul! It's like that feeling when you pick off a scab or scrub dirt off you with a bristly brush. It's a good hurt, but...
[7-21-06]
[*] Driving today wasn't bad. Just "leap-frog" on the four-lane. I got straight 3+es across the board, when the highest you can get is 4. Woot.
[*] *dance*
[*] I... LOVE PEARL JAM! "...I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood..."
[*] "Is this just fantasy?" - Queen
[*] TAKE THE POLL! ...please?
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are, and isn't really difficult to identify.] *raises glass* Here's to you.
[*] ...now, to practice the trombone...muh
[7-21-06]
[*] Driving today wasn't bad. Just "leap-frog" on the four-lane. I got straight 3+es across the board, when the highest you can get is 4. Woot.
[*] *dance*
[*] I... LOVE PEARL JAM! "...I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood..."
[*] "Is this just fantasy?" - Queen
[*] TAKE THE POLL! ...please?
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are, and isn't really difficult to identify.] *raises glass* Here's to you.
[*] ...now, to practice the trombone...muh
[7-18-06]
[*] Driver's ed in mornings continues to suck, man.
[*] *slap!*
[*] I... LOVE GREEN DAY! "...so when the smoke clears, here I am, your reject all-American..
[*] "Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?" - Queen
[*] ...have you taken my poll yet?
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are, and isn't really difficult to identify.] *is a little sheepish* The temper used to be bad. Now I control it. Life is good.
[7-18-06]
[*] Driver's ed in mornings still sucks, man.
[*] *zap!*
[*] I... LOVE SYSTEM OF A DOWN! "...I wanna shimmy shimmy shimmy 'til the break of dawn..."
[*] "Are you ready for this?" - Queen
[*] Seb's Rants New rant up, this time religious in nature.
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are, and isn't really difficult to identify.] *nuzzle times infinity*
[-=DAILY BIT=-] a little bit about my day
[7-17-06]
[*] Driver's ed in mornings sucks, man.
[*] *zound*
[*] I... LOVE BECK! "...I like your bass, your beat is nice..."
[*] "I know I'll never be lonely..." - Queen
[*] Draygun
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] *nuzzle times infinity*
[7-16-06]
[*] Drove to Cedar Falls and back. 130 miles, man.
[*] *zoink*
[*] I... LOVE BLUE OCTOBER! "...I'm so yours for the taking..."
[*] "Rain or shine, you've stood by me..." - Queen
[*] Draygun
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] *nuzzle*
[A poem I adore almost as much as I adore the writer.]
As I lay here
Basking beneath ye light
I wonder where ye is
Even though you are plain in front of me
You shine through my darkness
You light my corners
You inspire my soul
You lift my spirit
You control my tides
You rule the night
You the constant companion
As we hurtle undecidedly through the cosmos
You reflect the light
So all that is good may flourish
I may not see you always
But you are always with me
When we are apart, we are always together
My personal moon
[7-13-06]
[*] Up in the morning, do homework, Driver's Ed, shower, eat breakfast, nap, drive, eat lunch, go to work, get a ride home from Justin, watch Evolution. Life is good.
[*] *sneeze*
[*] I... LOVE BLACK CHERRY! "...PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY!"
[*] "Hot one, like a starship over Venus to the sun..." - Shudder to Think
[*] 6-30-06
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] Come home soon :(
[7-11-06]
[*] Up in the morning, shower, Driver's Ed, brunch, work out, nap (hopefully), homework, work... yay for my life.
[*] *blink*
[*] I... LOVE BARENAKED LADIES! "...have you seen my love?"
[*] "You be my king and I'll be your castle..." - Rent
[*] 6-30-06
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] The sky was cloudy last night, so I was forced to gaze at my pictures of the moon...
[7-11-06]
[*] Up in the morning, shower, Driver's Ed, brunch, Driver's Ed, homework, work... yay for my life.
[*] *sigh*
[*] I... LOVE BLUE OCTOBER! "...your heart is prosthetic..."
[*] "I'll be your promise keeper, your one believer, as long as I'm alive..." - Breaking Point
[*] 7-9-06
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] ...still counting the days 'til you're back...
[-=DAILY BIT=-] a little bit about my day
[7-10-06]
[*] Up in the morning, take out recycling, open window, go back to sleep, wake up, eat breakfast, work out, shower, Driver's Ed, parade, fireworks...
[*] Yay for not working on Monday!
[*] I... LOVE OINGO BOINGO! "Who do you want to be today?"
[*] "If you walk away, I won't walk away...I will follow." - U2
[*] 6-30-06
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] *sigh* DAMN I miss you.
[7-8-06]
[*] Up in the morning, work out, shower, eat breakfast, drink tea, vaccuum the couches...
[*] Yay for not working on Saturday!
[*] I... LOVE THE STORY CHANGES. Show tomorrow @ 2 p.m....anyone know a location?
[*] "What if we could?" - Blue October
[*] Coates Quotes
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] The instant you get on, MESSAGE ME with when you'll be home... I feel really bad about last night!
[-=DAILY BIT=-] a little bit about my day
[7-7-06]
[*] Eeh!
[*] Work today...two sales, five hours. Ow.
[*] I... LOVE WRITING.
[*] "When we're separated, we're never alone." - Barenaked Ladies
[*] Proud to be a Vegetarian
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] Miss you madly!
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and i dream about her
Cause she's 2000 light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so...
Never let go
Cause she's 2000 light years away
years away
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and dream about her
Cause she's 2000 light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so...
Never let go
Cause she's 2000 light years away
Years away
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and dream about her
Cause she's 2000 light years away
She holds my malakite so tight oh,
Never let go
Cause she's 2000 light years away
Years away
[7-6-06]
[*] Life is good. Life is great. Life is unbelievable!
[*] Work yesterday... wasn't that bad.
[*] ...band? At 7 a.m.? Three cheers for Adam picking me up so I have to get out of bed and look at least partly presentable.
[*] "All of the cliches and all of the games and all of the strange emotions..." - Pippin
[*] Sebhar's Cave
[*] POLL! Pollity poll poll polly poll polllll pooooooooooll! I MADE A REAL POLL! Yay!
[*] ["Here's looking at you, kid." ~~ Casablanca]
[Side Note for...someone who should know who they are.] <3