this is the jizzmaster j in the house! we's gonna have a crazy silly funky fresh gansta rappin album comin out! i just gotta write some more gangsta raps then record them!!!!it'll be so damn wacky, you won't even know!!! FUCK the FBI!!! FUCK the CIA!!! FUCK the FCC!!! finally, FUCK anything that needs a good FUCKING!!!(oh yeah, this is real, not just another gangsta rappin rant!)WHOOOOO!!!!!!Go ahead, fart in my gas tank!!! muthafuckin' high octane!!!!!!

it really pisses me off how "peace out" has turned into a popular, cool, phrase.shit man, i used to be able to say that without lookin like some pooser dipshit, but now its all popular & shit. yeah...

yo yo yo homie G's, this is Hippie G IN THE HOUSE!!!We got the HARDCORE gangsta rap, the HARDCORE sensi circles, and the HARDCORE gangsta bitches! so come on down to julio G's joint, where you can chill to some real fly gangsta rap, take puff off the jay, and be a SUPER ROCKIN MR. MAGIC HARDCORE GANGSTA RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoo! i havent used this thing since december! i dont know why im writing in this fuckin thing, theres nobody on and im kinda pissed, so i thought, oh well, fuck it. you dont know who i am but i know where you live!!!

hehehe... im actually starting to use this gay-ass thing! holy hippie hump!!! its 5:00!!! i gotta watch the simpsons now!

Hehehe... Diaries are funny because they're gay!!!
[sorry to all gay people reading this]

whoa, i didnt even know this existed! cool!