yea, i'm shitty at describing myself so look at this shit and shut the fuck up bitches.


pannidos rule bitches

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LET IT BURN!!!

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oh and in case you dont already know

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

I might put these things as my mood but im putting them here too.

Mitsubishi-The word is getting around.
Wheaties-Breakfast of champions.
The Men's Warehouse-"I Guarantee It."
Jack In The Box-May your marriage be as long as this pannido.
Citibank-I'm not pregnant!!!
Citibank-Thank you!
Is it live or is it Memorex?
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
Volkswagon-Drivers wanted.
13 red & white stripes flyin', white for skins & red for dyin'.
You don't know who I am but I know where you live!!!
Hi, there. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast, or very far. And if you drive me, People will think you're gay! One of us, one of us.
Hello, I am Rusty Shackleford, Mr. Shackleford's attorney. My client pleads insanity.
Look!!! They have rainbow tees!!!
I will anialate you with the deadliest of martial arts-MONKEY STYLE!!! Pressure points, gouge the eyes, Achille's tendon!!!
Behold! I am Lord Talkitiki!!! Whose god is cooler now, Flanders? Well actually, neighbor, we worship the same... SILENCE!!! You anger King Talkitiki!!!
Preparation H-Cools on contact
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
It's finally happened, Bart- You've lost your mind!!!


Here are my results from the personality disorder test--
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

whatever the fuck that means



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

and theres that shit. it knows what I've done.

cool shit-
http://elftown.eu/index.html?n=1112468650&message=It's%20finally%20happened,%20Bart-You've%20lost%20your%20mind!!!

what a bitch!-these fuckin guards got rid of my pics. fuckin guards on this site need a fuckin dick in their face to shut them the fuck up. bastards.

SPAGHETTIOS!!!!!



weed not fat-ass bitches:

hangin w/ my homies out in the hood
i see a hot bitch so i spring wood
"yo bitchy-bitch, wtf's up?"
"ya better watch yoself homie, or you'll get beat up."
yo bitchy-bitch are ya talkin to me? shut the fuck up or i'll peck ya w/ my tree!
So i grab the bitch like that
and make her put on a hard hat
'cause the jizzmaster J here can rock down the house
but bitches, watch yoselves, or i'll get it on your blouse
jizz,jizz,muthafuckin jizz...
i jizz on the bitches i jizz on the hoes
but chill the fuck out or i'll jizz on your clothes
jizz,jizz,muthafuckin jizz...
the jizzmaster J here can really make ya choke
jizz me off all night, but don't get it on my smoke
the sensi,the weed, is where it's all at
cooler than some bitch who is really really fat!
jizz,jizz,muthafuckin jizz...