Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jade!
Jade can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
The only planet that rotates on its side is Jade!
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Jade.
Jade is 984 feet tall.
Jade can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
Europe is the only continent that lacks Jade.
Jade can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
Over 46,000 pieces of Jade float on every square mile of ocean!
Worldwide, Jade is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
Never store Jade at room temperature!
Q: Type in "<your name> needs" in the Google search:
A. Jade needs to help thrive again.
yeah, cuz that makes sense.
Q: Type in "<your name> looks like" in Google search:
A: Jade looks like just another Hex variant until you've made a few moves, work out what's really going on, and your brain has a hernia
hehehe, brain hernia..
Q: Type in "<your name> says" in Google search:
A: Jade says Holla beeyatch.
so apparently i'm a gangsta now....Eh, go figure.
Q: Type in "<your name> wants" in Google search:
A: Jade wants a boob job.
ummm...no. mine are fine, thanks.
Q: Type in "<your name> does" in Google search:
A: Jade Does and impression of the old man on the Grudge 2.
I've never even seen it. Mahn, i'm AHHH----SOME!
Q: Type in "<your name> hates" in Google search:
A: Jade Hates Flies.
well, I don't hate them...but they annoy me I guess...
Q: Type in "<your name> asks" in Google search:
A: Jade Asks Charlie what he'd like to be remembered for.
I bet the answer was "for biting my older brother..."
Q: Type in "<your name> goes" in Google search:
A:Jade Goes to candy mountain.
Haha, I do have the theme song memorized
too much time on youtube
Q: Type in "<your name> likes" in Google search:
A: Jade likes pubes.
yeah, how about not.
Q: Type in "<your name> eats" in Google search:
A: Jade eats babies.
thomas would love that.
Q: Type in "<your name> wears" in Google search:
A: Jade wears diapers now.
YES! no more toilet monsters...
Q: Type in "<your name> was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Jade was arrested for Drink-swingmak
when i figure out what that is, i'm totally doing it
I hate people with cool names, who have nothing in the bio....or just turn out to be the random shallow nothings that this place has become...
I long for the days when house zapping was actually profitable....
okay. I'm officially a nerd.
And it's awesome. hehe...Yup. that's right..for the first time ever...I, [shadowfire09] has played dungeons and dragons...
and i kicked butt i'd like to say!
hehe...but that was more just lucky dice roleing...
hehe...i was pissing thomas (the dungeon master) off..cuz he couldn't ever get hits on me...cuz he'd always role one less than would let him. *sniggers*....
though he decided it'd be funny to make me get grouped...seei
so in this night...kkk W.O.W has been made into a really dirty masturbation joke (thanks bryan) if i was a man, i'd have a 20 inch long penis (fun dice roleing game...with a 20 sided dice. *you ask the die a numer question such as "how long till i die...(which by the way...i roled a 7..and we were going by days...CREEPY!
GAH!!!...oh well...that's quite okay..seeing as i work from freaking 6 in the morning till 2:30 in the afternoon *dies slow and horrible death*
that is, if i kept my job...
I lost my temper at work...everyth
I was downstairs, so it had nothing to do to me...
but my "supervisor" for the night, who honestly has it out for me..., decided that she would write me up, for negligent behavior, smart-mouthing
which i wasn't even near. Now, the kicker is...she didn't tell me. Which is way way against the rules..if you get written up by a supervisor, you're supposed to be notified immediatly....
I found out because she left the slip laying on the desk...
asked her about it...she shrugged, and i asked her why she left a slip like that out for everyone to see....*admitt
her exact words were "well, if it were an important employee and not someone with the intellegence of the dishes she has to wash....i would have. But i didn't even figure you'd know what this said..." as bitchy as she could...
so...
I hit her.....
okay. it was more of a bitch slap....but it felt so good. left a pretty good welt on her face too.
stupid stupid bitch...
I lost my temper...and that's why evan (my boyfriend ftwdk *for those who don't know...ftwdk) invited me to play dungeons and dragons...so i could "make fun of him being nerdy..." (which i would never honestly do...but hanging out with him, thomas, jer, and b-ry...there's gonna be slams...(oh and i'm not allowed to call bryan b-ry....hehehe but seeing as i'm lazy and not one of them is on elftown...i'm gonna do it...just to spite them...hehehe) so its' a major anger reliever...
though not one of them expected that i'd actually like the game...and be quick to understand it. it clicked...
and it was fun!!! WHEEEEE
Don't you just love clicking on someone's house, and the first thing you see is either "Fuck off..." or someone flipping off the camera?...It just makes my day to see that human intellegence has been reduced to nothing more than that. oh, but it's simply brilliant when it's both...I mean, the combination of the middle finger and a swear word...they should win the freaking nobel prize for the genious-ness
I mean, don't get me wrong..i swear casually...*so
Effigy
I step forward
A faltering chance
Rehearsing to myself,
What I can say.
Short clauses
Stuttering voice
Uneasy stomach
Heartbeat furious
You’re in front of me
I stare in disbelief
I become inarticulate
Can you feel my belligerence?
Furtive effigy
Ineffectual glances
Inscrutable heart
Tacit anger
My statements are festooned in harsh honesty.
Oh, how I would love to see you founder.
This… is… a conspiracy.
You falter to stand upright.
Shattered glass
Bloodied knuckles
Tempestuous coincidence
Dubious encounter
I speak calmly, at first.
Relaying my message,
Then, just as abrupt as a wall,
I shattered the glass of your pride.
I shouted…
YOU FUCKING LIED!
My rapt face shined clear.
YOU are a manipulative, ludicrous,
Failure at life,
You think I wouldn’t care?
YOU FUCKING THINK…
That’s your problem
Incompetent bastard
I looked at him…
Straight in the face
I stood upright
Finally seeming taller
You, disgust me
I stare in tacit
My incursion harsh
I wish I never would have met you
Silence
He opens his mouth as if to speak
Then realizes the intensity of my voice
I pause a moment
As if to take back everything, cry, and apologize.
I look up, after staring blankly into the dirt,
You are an effigy.
Again, I pause to recollect myself.
I look up again.
In the same manner, I begin to speak
First calmly, I never want to see you again
My voice gradually changes in volume
Get… Out… Of… my… FUCKING SIGHT!
I walk away
Calmly I start my stride
Knowing I will never see his face again
Never letting him manipulate me.
No. i didn' t write it. i was house zapping and i came across it...but it rocks.
TODAY ROCKED!!! oh yeah....
somehow..our small city (okay...so average...size
managed to get BABY TIGERS that you could actually play with...like get in the cage and play with...for 25 bucks...
and to have one of my best friends [DarkAngel3] and my beloved boyfriend Evan...playing with tigers...
IT totally rocked!!!!
I hate how i get left out because everyone assumes i'm working, when half the time i'm not.
don't even get asked anymore.
and that really sucks...
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there...some of the best ...i went through every comic..you better feel loved..
lol....
you know you need to gain more culture when...
here's an interesting epiphany i had today. I like classical music.
how did i discover this?. I had to call the all-tell help line for somethign about my phone, and i was listening to the waiting music they play...I was like, dude..this song rocks...
I got so into listenign to the music i forgot my question, and asked them to put the music back on...which they did...it was great...
k [The Black Cat in Your Path] This one is mainly for you...
The Seminary Gang Saga
You wanted to see the most amazing story i've been raving about
You have to click the sotires...an dbooks three and four arn't up yet cuz they'r enot written. but you can read one and twoo...And love them too...
Then spread the word to your buddies!!!...i
*please note* you might possibly find spoilers seeing as we just made it today...but i figured you'd like it!
Will I never be healthy?
as if it wasn't freaking bad enough that I had to waste the first weekend (not to mention the first three day weekend) in bed becuase of some unnamed sickness..
The day i feel completely fine..almost..
It's not fair...It's not fair!*rants and bawls...which hurts...*
And the stupid school nurse didn't come into school ntil second period...so i had to sit through a painful open period with my eyes watering and nose running...tryi
and it didn't help that everyone kepttelling me i looked like shit...or asking me why i was crying...I was like...i'm sick...not sad...
but now i'm sitting here...in my room...in the dark...It feels nice...
but it sucks...cuz i acutally LIKE school this year..
God, Why couldn't you have made it so i Was this sick last year..when i hated my classes and was totally miserable...
Will I never be healthy?
as if it wasn't freaking bad enough that I had to waste the first weekend (not to mention the first three day weekend) in bed becuase of some unnamed sickness..
The day i feel completely fine..almost..
It's not fair...It's not fair!*rants and bawls...which hurts...*
And the stupid school nurse didn't come into school ntil second period...so i had to sit through a painful open period with my eyes watering and nose running...tryi
and it didn't help that everyone kepttelling me i looked like shit...or asking me why i was crying...I was like...i'm sick...not sad...
but now i'm sitting here...in my room...in the dark...It feels nice...
but it sucks...cuz i acutally LIKE school this year..
God, Why couldn't you have made it so i Was this sick last year..when i hated my classes and was totally miserable...
RANDOM THINGS TO DO!
1.At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom,don't disguise your voice.
3.Every time people ask you to do something,ask if they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage can on your desk and lable it "in"
5.Put decaff in the cofee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions,swit
6.in the memo field of all of your checks write "for sexual favors"
7.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
8.Don't use any punctuation marks
9.As often as possible,skip rather than walk.
10.Ask people what sex they are.Laugh after they answer.
11.specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12.Sing along at the opera.
13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play a tape of jungle sounds.
15.Five days in advance,tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
16.Have your friends adress you by your wrestling name,Rock Hard Devon.
17.When the money comes out the ATM,scream"I won,I won,3rd time this week!"
18.When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot screaming"run for your lives,they're loose!"
19.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.
-Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.
-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. --Vice President Dan Quayle
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~mandi's back pack
Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The more people I meet the more I like my bird. ~used to be cat. but i don't have one of those.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous.
It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. It's how he found out.
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
[Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator]
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
my sister is the greatest sometimes here's why
"CORAL you suck!" me
"...actually, i don't. If everything is moving away from you...it's cuz you blow."
i was like...dude.