k [The Black Cat in Your Path] This one is mainly for you...
The Seminary Gang Saga
You wanted to see the most amazing story i've been raving about
You have to click the sotires...an dbooks three and four arn't up yet cuz they'r enot written. but you can read one and twoo...And love them too...
Then spread the word to your buddies!!!...i
*please note* you might possibly find spoilers seeing as we just made it today...but i figured you'd like it!
Will I never be healthy?
as if it wasn't freaking bad enough that I had to waste the first weekend (not to mention the first three day weekend) in bed becuase of some unnamed sickness..
The day i feel completely fine..almost..
It's not fair...It's not fair!*rants and bawls...which hurts...*
And the stupid school nurse didn't come into school ntil second period...so i had to sit through a painful open period with my eyes watering and nose running...tryi
and it didn't help that everyone kepttelling me i looked like shit...or asking me why i was crying...I was like...i'm sick...not sad...
but now i'm sitting here...in my room...in the dark...It feels nice...
but it sucks...cuz i acutally LIKE school this year..
God, Why couldn't you have made it so i Was this sick last year..when i hated my classes and was totally miserable...
Will I never be healthy?
as if it wasn't freaking bad enough that I had to waste the first weekend (not to mention the first three day weekend) in bed becuase of some unnamed sickness..
The day i feel completely fine..almost..
It's not fair...It's not fair!*rants and bawls...which hurts...*
And the stupid school nurse didn't come into school ntil second period...so i had to sit through a painful open period with my eyes watering and nose running...tryi
and it didn't help that everyone kepttelling me i looked like shit...or asking me why i was crying...I was like...i'm sick...not sad...
but now i'm sitting here...in my room...in the dark...It feels nice...
but it sucks...cuz i acutally LIKE school this year..
God, Why couldn't you have made it so i Was this sick last year..when i hated my classes and was totally miserable...
RANDOM THINGS TO DO!
1.At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom,don't disguise your voice.
3.Every time people ask you to do something,ask if they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage can on your desk and lable it "in"
5.Put decaff in the cofee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions,swit
6.in the memo field of all of your checks write "for sexual favors"
7.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
8.Don't use any punctuation marks
9.As often as possible,skip rather than walk.
10.Ask people what sex they are.Laugh after they answer.
11.specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12.Sing along at the opera.
13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play a tape of jungle sounds.
15.Five days in advance,tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
16.Have your friends adress you by your wrestling name,Rock Hard Devon.
17.When the money comes out the ATM,scream"I won,I won,3rd time this week!"
18.When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot screaming"run for your lives,they're loose!"
19.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.
-Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.
-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. --Vice President Dan Quayle
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~mandi's back pack
Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The more people I meet the more I like my bird. ~used to be cat. but i don't have one of those.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous.
It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. It's how he found out.
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
[Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator]
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
my sister is the greatest sometimes here's why
"CORAL you suck!" me
"...actually, i don't. If everything is moving away from you...it's cuz you blow."
i was like...dude.
There's a girl in the mirror
I wonder who she is
Sometimes I think I know her
Sometimes I really wish I did
There's a story in her eyes
Lullabies and goodbyes
When she's looking back at me
I can tell her heart is broken easily
'Cause the girl in my mirror
Is crying out tonight
And there's nothing I can tell her
To make her feel alright
Oh the girl in my mirror
Is crying 'cause of you
And I wish there was something
Something I could do
If I could
I would tell her
Not to be afraid
The pain that she's feeling
The sense of loneliness will fade
So dry your tears and rest assured
Love will find you like before
When she's looking back at me
I know nothing really works that easily
'Cause the girl in my mirror
Is crying out tonight
And there's nothing I can tell her
To make her feel alright
Oh the girl in my mirror
Is crying 'cause of you
And I wish there was something
I wish there was something
Oh I wish there was something
I could do
I can't believe it's what I see
That the girl in the mirror
The girl in the mirror
Is me
I can't believe what I see (no....)
(The girl in my mirror)
The girl in my mirror is me
Ohh...is me
'Cause the girl in my mirror
Is crying out tonight
And there's nothing I can tell her
To make her feel alright
Oh the girl in my mirror
Is crying 'cause of you
I wish there was something
I wish there was something
Oh I wish there was something
I could do
well...i'm gonna call it a day now. Sorry.
just wanna say a quick thanks to [The Black Cat in Your Path] love ya girly!! you made my friday the 13th a hell of a lot better...
kenji mutt...WHERE ARE YOOH!!!
kenji mutt...WHERE ARE YOOH!!!
as some of you know...i'm absolutly obsessed with degrassi...so i went to www.the-n.com and started doing quizes...here are the results...(are you in for a shock or a laugh...we'll find out...)
You're a two-faced backstabber.
Wow, you're a backstabber? You seem so nice! And that's your secret: You're amazingly good at being sweet and friendly to people you despise, because you find it easier to ruin their lives if they don't suspect anything. We don't have any official proof of your backstabbing behavior, because you are good at covering up the evidence. If a close friend catches you doing the two-faced thing, they will probably never forgive you… but that's unlikely, because you almost always get away with it!
(what's sad is that's kinda true...heh)______________
You're the confused face.
This is you: :S
Hmm… it sounds like a recent experience left you puzzled, and you don't know where to turn for help. When you lose your way online, you're not alone – the confused emoticon will always be there for you! If you end your thoughts with one of these, everyone will know that you need some guidance. The confused face is especially useful if you missed a few key minutes of a recent TV episode. Use it whenever you need answers.
(true too)
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(this one is how big of a degrassi fan are you...)
You’re a huge fan… and you show it in creative ways.
Why should the show’s writers have all the fun? Instead of just watching Degrassi, you take on Degrassi-inspi
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who is your N prom date?
Bailey from Beyond the Break
If he looks that good in a bathing suit, can you imagine how nice he must look in a tux? Bailey's always been a bit of a player, so you might catch him checking out other girls on the dance floor, but the nice thing about taking a surfer to prom is that he'll be a stress-free date. He'll probably be up for anything, whether you want to dance all night or leave prom early and hang out on the beach.
(i love him...he's hawt!)
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what kind of kareoke singer are you?
You're a Showstopper!
Whether or not you hit all the right notes, you're always an audience favorite at karaoke. You believe self-confidenc
sooo...true!!
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Who cares about destiny? You won't let anything stop you from becoming a star.
You don't really care what this quiz tells you, do you? You're used to dealing with rejection and tough competition, so even if we gave you a negative answer, you'd never let it hold you back. You know real stardom doesn't involve stuff like crystal balls and fortune cookies – it takes talent, hard work, and constant self-promotion
lolololol...
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You're kind of crushy.
You get crushes on a regular basis, but you try not to let them run your life. You might have occasional moments of weakness when you say something stupid in front of your crush, but you don't take your crushes very seriously. You'll joke about them, and give them silly nicknames in your head, but you're not the type to refresh someone's online profile every five minutes, desperately hoping he/she will sign on. If it's a real world (non-celebrity) crush, you're relatively realistic about the outcome. There's a chance you and your crush might date if you get to know each other better, but no matter what happens, you'll enjoy the crush – and the occasional crush-themed daydreams – as long as they last.
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You're a seductive flirt.
When you flirt, you're not subtle! You've already got enough friends, so you only flirt with people you want to get to know on a romantic level. If you see someone you like, you make it very clear what you have in mind. You might start out with a few double entendres and some arm touching, but if he/she isn't getting the hint, you'll come right out and say what you want. Sometimes you're so intensely flirtatious that it scares people off, but at least you know right away if they're interested or not.
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quizes are so much fun ...
WHY IS HE THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES MY TEMPER FLARE THE WAY IT DOES?...we can be totally all lovey dovey one moment, like something would acutally happen between us...(i'm so flustered i can't type) and have a wonderful night...
but then in two minutes...we'r
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so far summer has been going great.
Campouts, sleepovers, outta town trips, and sneaking onto the computer. Work, talking even more on my cell phone...and the most amazing thing ever...NO PARENTS NAGGING ME ABOUT HOMEWORK....we
anyways, i'm going to try to start being a diary whore...though
so what did i do today??...
first, i got onto hotmail....to find Richard has sent me chapters 5 through 11...becuase he needs my help writing a few parts ( he wants to make me have a certain love intrest with a friend of his...but i can't give any more details about that...or face the wrath of Kenji-mutt and richard...*shu
but i had no idea how to write anything with this guy, becuase i don't know him...(all the charecters are real...it's actually a fascinating story..ya'll would love it...) so he was like...well, he wants to meet you too..so here's his number..call him. (he lives in connecticut fyi)
so i called the number, and it was him. We hit it off like right away....talked for 50 minutes and 46 seconds...it would have been longer but my mom needed my help with the dogs so i had to go...he sounded kinda sad when i was like...i gotta go. h ewas like "oh...okay then. Nice meeting ya...it was great talking with ya."...yeah. i think we could get to be good friends.
anyways, i think...i'm gonna put both seminary gangs up on a wiki....so ya'll can read them...however
but yeah...ya'll will have to go to www.fictionpre
and now i've officially turned my diary into a billboard...we
there...now everyone is officially equally represented...
http://files.r
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50 random things about YOU
1. Where is your dad right now?
Good question. At the hospital..work
2. Last time you kissed someone?
last tuesday
3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
I'm dependant…anno
4. what color is your watch?
I haven't a watch. …
5. do you like anyone?
yeas…(a new word!!!)
6. Are you close to your mom?
it depends on the day
7. Where does your best friend work?
chamber of commerce
8. What are you listening to right now?
the strange quietness of the computer lab
9. What do you smell like?
…human…
10. What color are your pants?
blue
11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill?
most likely…but I don’t know what that is…
12. What color is your bedroom flooring?
white
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
2…actually…
14. What time of day were you born?
I dunno….
15. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
Julie Marsh…
16. What's your favorite number?
14…
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
kinda…jodi’s sister…but I’ve only said like three words to her..
18. What color is your mom's hair?
red…
19. Do you have a dog?
yes…3
20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
yes…because I always sing…and…I even made up songs back there (like the famous…I’m TAKING A BATH AND MY MOMMY DOESN”T CARE>…I:M TAKING A BATH…tHERE”S NO UNDERWEAR!!!”…
22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
this morning
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
nope…but I went to one last summer and it was amazing!
24. Do you play an instrument?
Piano..kinda…a
25. Do you like fire?
yes and no…It burns my fingers…
26. Are you allergic to anything?
Yeah…cats…
27. When was the last time you cried?
last wednesday
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
Nope.
30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
so far…but I’m not gonna next year
31. Do you like butterflies?
yeah…but there’s not many here…
33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
being little…
34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
Yesh…they called me in the other day for grades….*shudd
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
no….
36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
…when you’re in trouble….shut your mouth and just let your parents bitch at you…even if they are wrong…(ok..i’ve learned it…but I don’t do it…)
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Oh yeah.
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
yup…I think it’s a mutual jealousy over the same person though…
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
yes…all the time…the hospital elevators get stuck when I’m at work and we have to take carts up
40. What does your mom call you?
….i’m not at liberty to say….
41. What do your friends call you?
Jadeisms…or other random warps of my name…
42. What does you hair look like right now?
up in a ponytail (early morning lazyness…)(
43. Has a friend ever used you?
yeah…but they’re former friends now…
44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than as a friend?
yeah…like 4 different people have….SHEESH!!
45. What have you eaten today?
uhm…nothing…
46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Both actually…parts will be perfectly flat…and others will be super curly…(I HAVE BISEXUAL HAIR!!)
48. Who was the last person you drove with?
my sister…
49. What are you looking forward to?
uhm…awards tonight…
50. How are you today?
….i’m not anything…I’m just kinda here…nothing has happened to decide my mood yet…well…I guess I’m a little confused…but…w
*this one is Fucking Funny*
[*a girls first time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
;refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!]
I love this one....
[the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!]
This is The funniest thing ever....
[This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!" she said.
"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."
"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."
"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"
"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"]
Boy: I need someone to talk to.
[Girl: I'm always here for you.]
Boy: I know.
[Girl: What's wrong?]
Boy: I like her so much...
[Girl: Talk to her.]
Boy: I don't know. She wont ever like me.
[Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.]
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel...
[Girl: Then tell her.]
Boy: She wont like me.
[Girl: How do u know that?]
Boy: I can just tell.
[Girl: Well just tell her.]
Boy: What should I say?
[Girl: Tell her how much you like her.]
Boy: I tell her that daily...
[Girl: What do u mean?]
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
[Girl: I know how u feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.]
Boy: Wait. Who do u like?
[Girl: Oh some boy.]
Boy: Oh... she wont like me either.
[Girl: She does.]
Boy: How do u know?
[Girl: Because who wouldn't like you?]
Boy: You.
[Girl: You're wrong, I love you.]
Boy: I love u too.
[Girl: So are you going to talk to her?]
Boy: I just did.